Chapter 20: All in Chaos (3)

Under the ridicule of everyone, the sister, in order to prove that what she said was interesting, said solemnly: "Sue you, it is too profitable to do a car (machine) ticket business during the Spring Festival! Therefore, going home for the New Year is a big business opportunity! Those smart people will seize this opportunity, in advance to go home before the festival and return to the factory after the festival car (machine) ticket package, each ticket to earn a few hundred, Xiaocheng Daily said: the country's Spring Festival transport 2 billion people. If our country cancels the Spring Festival, it will not be a holiday, and the money saved will liberate one country every year, and we will soon be able to liberate all mankind! Of course, those black ticket dealers will not be able to make black money. ”

"Oh, you can't do it, what are you talking about, we're not ** members. What is the matter of liberating all mankind and my birds? We have to listen to some colorful, fancy, and sleepy, and you can't pass the test, never!"

"I've said it all, forget it. I won't talk about those things......"

Xiaoli saw that the man couldn't pass the test, so she enlightened and said: "Xiaohua, you are really, you are in an intermediary agency, don't you have a marriage agency?

"Oh, gotta got. I'll just say this – a few years ago, I personally helped a middle-aged woman who had returned from out of town to introduce her. The first thing she said when she came to me was: 'Boss, it's the New Year, hurry up and find a husband with me, so I can have a place to spend the New Year!' I said to her: 'Sister, you are so beautiful, at least you have to find a big boss.' But it's almost the New Year, where can I find someone to introduce you? She said, 'What boss is not a boss, as long as it is a man......, it will be fine!

"How's it going?"

"Hehe, I really went to the house of a dead old man in his 60s for the New Year, and a few days ago I saw her still holding the dead old man's hand like a baby and shopping?!"

"Loving you?"

"Bullshit! That dead old man is not a good thing! He is a professional matchmaking household, relying on his superior conditions such as pension and housing, and he is an old bachelor, looking for female friends in the agency, and he doesn't get married when he gets married, and he will change people when he hates it......"

Men become bad when they are rich, regardless of age. Now, as long as you are a man with money, a house, and a job, you can go to find many, many women like him!

It turned out that the old man was a retired worker, his wife had been dead for several years, and he had been picking up girls in the agency for a long time - he found almost a "super five no (charming) girl" (no hukou, no job, no husband, no culture, no wisdom), he was not satisfied, and he did not plan to get married, thinking that it was boring to accompany his wife, *** was too expensive, it was too tiring to engage in a lover, and it was most affordable not to get married. So he played one in this agency, and then went to another agency to register, and when he had enough, he dumped people, and he boasted that his old age was very happy and romantic. After finishing speaking, Xiaohua asked, "How is this story, it's a little exciting, isn't it?"

Lao Yang said: "Yes, it's a little, but it's not enjoyable." Those sassy women, as long as there are rich men, can go to accompany them. Believe it or not, after the New Year, the woman will kick the old man and find another man. A beautiful woman eats with a beautiful face. ”

"In these days, rich men play with money, and coquettish women play with men. It's all messed up!"

"yes, who knows what the mess will be? My husband told me an even more ridiculous story, do you want to listen to it?"

"Don't hang your appetite, let it go if you have a fart, swing it if you have a commotion, and get out of the way if you don't. Whoever continues to tell some yellow jokes to wake up and doze off, don't flash the fire in the cold anymore, everyone can wait for your Dragon Gate Array to lift your spirits!"

"Forget it, let's talk nonsense. You women, you don't make enough waves at home, and you are still setting up a dragon gate array outside, there are men who can do it, just go back and deal with it, what should you do if your husbands are gone? Who is responsible for hearing that there is a problem?"

"Okay, okay, don't make any noise. Sell all the dogs, hang up your appetite and don't say it, the old lady is urgent, hurry up and say what kind of **!"

The end of "Yu Yan: The Story of a Small Town".

Please stay tuned to the second part of "Yu Yan", "Yu Yan, Barbecue Princess".

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