209.Chapter 209: I'm the Boss (First Update!)
"This kid is really self-conscious!"
Everyone is waiting to see Luo Xu's jokes, in this cell where countless vicious criminals have been imprisoned, Fat Dragon can be the king here, not by lip service, but by real skills!
His height and weight give him strength beyond the ordinary. He once relied on a pair of iron fists to subdue countless thorns, which made him the boss status that no one can move today.
Bang!
The fists of the two collided in one place, and Luo Xu's fist did not look as big as the fist of the fat dragon. If it is an ordinary person, such a hard encounter with the fat dragon will not only result in a broken fist, but also a serious injury to the bones in the arm.
"Ahh
And what made everyone fall through the glasses was that the person who wailed in pain was not Luo Xu, but the invincible fat dragon, their boss fat dragon actually ...... It was defeated.
The fat dragon looked at his trembling right arm, and seemed to be able to hear the sound of Google "clicking" cracking inside, and Luo Xu didn't stop there, he didn't make a move, once he made a move, he must completely subdue this cell boss who cannot be the king and hegemon!
Just as the fat dragon was wailing, he had kicked out a kick hard, hitting the fat dragon's knee, only to hear a high scream of pain, the fat dragon's huge and fat body suddenly lost its support, and fell to the ground with a bang. Everyone felt a tremor under their feet, as if there was an earthquake.
Luo Xu rode behind the fat dragon and grabbed his arm, as if he wanted to break his arm. The fat dragon let out a howl in pain like killing a pig, and the old monkey and the others on the side were all dumbfounded, and they actually forgot to go up to help.
"Spare your life...... Spare your life......"
The fat dragon finally couldn't hold it anymore and prayed to Luo Xu for mercy, which also represented the end of his era.
"Who will have the final say here in the future?" Luo Xu asked with a sneer.
"You, you have the final say, you will be the boss here in the future! Quick, let me go, my arm is going to break!"
The fat dragon was so painful that his facial features were distorted.
"Count you as acquaintances!"
Luo Xu let go of him and stood up from him, but the fat dragon was still lying on the ground, snorting and panting, not moving, like a sick dog with only half a life left.
"Who else?"
Luo Xu's gaze swept over the old monkey group, "If anyone is not convinced, they can challenge me, whether it is a single fight or a group fight, I am not afraid!"
"I've seen the new boss!"
The old monkey is sleek and sophisticated, a wall-head grass who sees the wind and rudders, and when the fat dragon defeated the previous boss, he was the first to take the lead and surrender to the fat dragon. This time the fat dragon was defeated, and he was also the first.
"I've seen the new boss!"
The others also came back to their senses and bowed to Luo Xu in unison.
"Boss smokes!"
Suddenly, the old monkey surrounded Luo Xu, and everyone took out a cigarette. Luo Xu glanced at it and sneered, "Yo, you guys are treated well, you smoke better inside than I smoke outside!"
"Boss," the old monkey is still the best at slapping horses, and has already lit a cigarette for Luo Xu, "Mice have the way of mice, and we people always have a bit of a doorway." ”
"What's the matter, there is still someone for you?" Luo Xu took the old monkey's cigarette and took a puff.
The old monkey said, "Boss, didn't we all tell you how we got in last night?" Actually, those are all made up by ourselves to scare the newcomers, and although we are not good birds, we are not bad like that. Look at the old urinal, in fact, he is an honest man at all. ”
"Old urinal, why the hell did you come in?"
Luo Xu looked at the little old man opposite, about fifty years old, his hands were full of calluses, although he had been following the old monkeys, but it could be seen that this was an honest person, and the reason why he did bad things was nothing more than to integrate into the collective, and he didn't want to be devastated as an alien.
The old urinal shook his head and sighed, "Boss, I was wronged, I didn't do that thing at all, I was arrested as a scapegoat......"
It turned out that this old urinal was originally an old farmer, and one day a female corpse was found in his field. After he kindly reported to the police, he was arrested instead, and finally said that he killed the person and was sentenced to life imprisonment.
The old urinal wiped away tears as he spoke, he was the worst one in the world. As for the others, some of them have also received money for others, but in fact they are all money transactions, and they can get a good remuneration when they come to prison, which is enough to support their wives and children.
Everyone has a nickname, so much so that the cellmates who have been squatting together for a few years have forgotten their real names, only their nicknames.
The old monkey is nicknamed because he, like the monkey, likes to jump up and down. As for the old urinal, it's because he's a bully, just like a urinal, urinate in it when you want to use it, and beat him when you want to beat him, anyway, the old urinal won't fight back.
"Fat Dragon, don't lie on the ground and pretend to be dead, get up for me!"
Luo Xu sat on the fat dragon's bed, holding the old monkey's filial cigarette in his mouth.
The fat dragon finally got up, and there was no longer that fierce light in his eyes, but he showed his fear of Luo Xu.
"The location of your bunk is good, let's change it, shall we?"
"Old ...... Boss, listen to you. Although he felt awkward, Feilong still called Luo Xu "boss", which represented the complete end of his era.
"Old monkey, change your bed with the old urinal. Luo Xu made arrangements again.
"Huh?" the old monkey's face was full of astonishment, his bunk was always the best position except for the boss, and the bunk of the old urinal was the worst besides Luo Xu's original bunk.
"Boss, boss," the old urinal waved his hand repeatedly, "no, no, I'm sleeping in my bunk very well, very well." ”
"Boss, you heard, he himself didn't want to change with me. The old monkey smiled at the old urinal and nodded, seemingly very satisfied with the old urinal just now.
Luo Xu could see that the old urinal had his idea of doing this, so he didn't force it.
"When are you going to have dinner here?" Luo Xu asked.
The old monkey took out his mobile phone from his body and looked at the time, "Boss, there are still three minutes to eat." ”
"I'm rubbing, you actually brought your mobile phone!How did you bring it in?" Luo Xu's face was full of shock, is this still a squat?
"We all have it. The old monkey looked at the others, and everyone else took out their phones except for the old urinal.
Soon, there were six mobile phones in front of Luo Xu, each of which was a new model just released this year, and they were all flagship phones of major international brands.
"Your grandmother, you smoke better than me outside, and you use your mobile phone better than me, are you here for a vacation?"