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A boy carrying a beautiful girl on his back kept circling the huge moat.

Hours passed, and the two showed no signs of stopping, as if they never knew to be tired.

Many people looked at the boy with admiration.

Some girls even pointed to the pair of men and women and said to their boyfriends next to them: "Look at other people's boyfriends, why are they so strong and long-lasting, why can't you?"

There are old people who are leaning on each other and sigh enviously: "That's true love, it's like some young couples now, who only know how to open a room, go to a bar, and live a rotten life, just for a moment of enjoyment." ”

Some boys muttered with disdain on their faces: "Cut, if I had such a beautiful girlfriend, you would let me carry her on my back for a day, and I wouldn't be too tired." ”

The girlfriend next to him grabbed his ears and shouted angrily: "What, you think the old lady is ugly? Why did you lick around people like a pug last night? You conscienceless thing, look how the old lady cleans you up today!"

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That enviable pair of men and women once again caused a big fight.

But who knows what the boy is facing.

Although there is a golden pill in his body, and he has cultivated to the three realms of psychic spirits, his physical fitness is not ordinarily strong, but after walking for a few hours, Yan Yuchen at this time really can't stand it.

Even if he wasn't tired, he was bored to the point of exploding.

"Stinky frog, you see it's almost noon, let's go back to our own homes and find our own mothers, brother thinks we're tired of seeing the scenery here, what do you think?"

Yan Yuchen said in a consultative tone.

The fox thought for a while and said, "Let's wait, when Auntie calls us to eat, it's not too late for us to go home." ”

When Yan Yuchen heard this, he turned his head to her face and glared angrily, and said, "Stinky frog, do you still want to go to my house for dinner?"

The fox quacked and nodded, looking as a matter of course, and said, "Otherwise, there is no one at home, do you let Miss Ben go hungry? Also, turn your stinky face around, what do you want to do when you are so close to others? Do you miss your relatives?"

Yan Yuchen stared blankly at her red mouth for a few moments, and there was a trace of trance in his eyes, then he turned his head away and snorted coldly: "It's really narcissistic." ”

The fox was just about to sneer a few words, but suddenly his face changed, and he slipped off his back with a "whoosh", and fled in the wilderness.

When Yan Yuchen was surprised, he suddenly heard Xiaomei and Xiaomei scolding not far ahead.

Two little girls carried small schoolbags, like two bazookas, and shot "whoosh".

Xiaomei scolded: "Stinky fox, you stop for me, dare to let Brother Yan carry you, see if Xiaomei doesn't beat your out!"

And the little sister scolded: "Don't run if the stinky frog has the ability, dare to bully my brother, see if I don't kill you and don't want it!"

The two little girls chased after Yan Yuchen with a panting face and a red face, and glared fiercely at the fox that ran away, and Fang looked at him angrily.

"Brother, why do you have to carry her? Do you look at the beauty of people's parents, and want to take the opportunity to touch people's thighs and butts?"

"Brother Yan, you have never carried Xiaomei, Xiaomei is not happy...... If Brother Yan wants to touch the girl's thighs and touch the girl's buttocks, you can touch Xiaomei, Xiaomei's figure is good, just let Brother Yan touch it. ”

"Xiaomei, don't talk nonsense, girls should be reserved...... If my brother wants to touch me, he can touch me......"

"Xiaoxi, you will also be Xiaomei's little sister in the future, you can't be so fierce to Xiaomei, Xiaomei just helped you throw an ugly woman who grabbed a seat out of the window. ”

"You still said, that was someone's seat, you threw them out of the car, and you almost got hit and killed by the car next to you, you know? If I hadn't taken out your neuropathy certificate, the driver would have called the police. ”

"Xiaoxi, don't think that you are Brother Yan's little sister, Xiaomei won't dare to beat you. ”

"Xiaomei, don't think you're a psychopath, I don't dare to scold you. ”

"Okay, come on, you come and scold. ”

"Okay, come on, you come and beat it, who's afraid of whom!"

The two little girls who were still standing on the united front just now instantly clenched their little fists, glared at each other, and their swords were tense.

Yan Yuchen really had a headache, patted one person's head with one hand, and said, "Okay, go home and help my mother cook, and then continue to fight after eating." ”

Xiaomei immediately ran in front happily, turned around and said happily: "Brother Yan, you said it yourself, Auntie is also Xiaomei's mother, Xiaomei went to help her mother cook, hehe." ”

Yan Xiaoxi quickly chased after him and hurriedly said, "You stop me, that's my mother!"

Xiaomei ran faster.

The two little girls chased after me, and soon ran away.

Yan Yuchen walked behind, shook his head with a wry smile, and really had no temper in front of the two girls.

As soon as he walked to the door of the house, a small boat suddenly rowed on the river, and the fox stood on it in a white dress, shaking the bell on her wrist with "jingle bells", and said: "Yan Toad, Miss Ben just had an urgency to urinate, so she left first, definitely not afraid of those two stinky girls." ”

Yan Yuchen looked at her and smiled, and said, "Did I ask you to explain, don't you want to cover it up?"

Fox Quack immediately changed the topic and said, "You will bring some food out in a while, and wait for Miss Ben to eat on the boat, do you hear?"

Yan Yuchen hugged his arms, squinted at her and said, "Stinky frog, do you really regard yourself as a queen and treat your brother as a slave?

The fox sneered: "Believe it or not, Miss Ben will call Auntie to come out and beat you now?"

Yan Yuchen said fearlessly: "If you don't believe it, if you have the ability, you can shout, see if my mother comes out first, or Xiaomei and Xiaoxi come out first, and it is the puppy who doesn't dare to shout." ”

The fox turned his head to look at the water, pointed there and said, "Look at Yan Toad, there are wild ducks there, let's go catch two and roast them together, okay?"

Yan Yuchen sneered: "Don't change the subject. ”

The fox quacked and waved his hand and began to row: "Miss Ben has a stomachache, go first, you play slowly." ”

Yan Yuchen mocked: "Urgency for a while, stomach ache for a while, hum, when the eldest aunt comes, just rest at home, don't run around, and besides, it's best not to wear a white skirt, be careful to print it out." ”

The fox croaked hatefully slapped the water with the oar in his hand, and said angrily: "Yan Toad, you wait for Miss Ben, when those two stinky girls go to school, hum, Miss Ben will make your life worse than death!"

Yan Yuchen didn't bother to pay attention to her, and was just about to enter the small courtyard, when he heard her tone suddenly become gentle and sweet, and said, "Brother Chen, there is no one at home tonight, can Brother Chen come over and sleep with Xiao Quaa?"

Yan Yuchen turned around and said, "Are you spring?"

The fox nodded vigorously, and said coquettishly: "Mmmmmmmm, the little croaking is springing, is Brother Chen willing to come?"

Yan Yuchen looked at her delicate appearance in a white dress, thought for a while, and said, "Okay, then you wait, tonight's third watch, see you or leave." ”

The corners of the fox's mouth just showed a touch of cunning, and he heard him say again: "Don't worry, my brother will take Xiaomei and Xiaomei together, and I promise that you won't want to die and live." ”

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