Volume 1 Floating River Crossing Chapter 98 What are you doing!
Half an hour later......
Tong Mu sat obediently in front of the three of them, worked hard to arrange his collar, took out Mo San's makeup props, gently covered the bruises with foundation, looked at the three people opposite from time to time, opened the mouth of the two teeth that had been knocked out, smiled hehe, and then continued the movements of his hands.
"The Chongsheng Forest has been completely destroyed, let's say, how many secrets do you still have!" Wu Qi asked, pinching his waist.
"No, no, how can this be considered ruined, I'm just getting started!"
"Isn't it enough?" Wu Qiu looked at the desolation in front of him, and suddenly felt that Senior Brother Niu was playing tricks on himself, and the gray bricks in his hands were eager to try.
"I can't fight anymore, I can't fight anymore! If I hit me again, this flower will wither!" Tong Mu looked at the black brick in fear, showed his teeth, and muttered in a low voice:
"Shall we first study what this black substance is?"
He smiled slightly, as if he was a little shy, and the three people present were stunned.
"What is there to study here, no matter what this thing is, when you are not paying attention to people during the war, you will splash it in their faces, and you must be very peaceful when you die!" Yue Ziyun on the side laughed evilly.
"Otherwise, you literati are the worst, this is really good!" Wu Qiu looked at the black thing in front of him with a smile, and scolded with a smile, he had already forgotten all about Tongmu's secret.
When Chai Lao heard Yue Ziyun say this, he rolled his eyes, scratched his head and said: "You kid is really black-hearted, this thing splashes on his face, it's not a matter of drinking a few pots of old wine, I'm afraid that even if I drink Tianxian Baolu, I can't save it!"
Tong Mu smiled, and his divine sense instantly enveloped everyone, and several people suddenly felt a flower in front of them, and then appeared in the star-picking space.
"Is this ......?" The three of them looked at the surrounding scenery in amazement, due to the absorption of the majestic Yuan Spirit Two Qi, the entire illusion space was purple and red, and it was beautiful.
The more than 100 captives who had just been brought in stood like stakes in the clearing, their eyes looking at the four people who had entered, and the two groups of people were shocked and speechless.
In the end, it was the laughter of the black tree that broke the embarrassment of the scene.
It turned out that the clothes and trouser legs of this group of people were all purple crystals, and with the thick lines of these Southern Barbarian men, they were pink and tender, and there was a special sense of joy.
And these people are in awe of Tong Mu because of the magical changes in the Star Picking Book in the past few days.
Independent space, majestic energy crystallization, significant changes in the space, and Qionglou in the distance like a fairyland, how can ordinary people have.
"Everyone, where is the vitality here?" asked Kirimu in surprise as he looked at the illusion that had turned purple in front of him.
"My lord, my vitality has condensed into this thing, you see, my pants are all over it!"
The big man smiled innocently, pointed to himself, and then turned around in a circle, motioning for a few people to take a closer look.
After seeing it clearly, several people couldn't help crying and laughing, and a row of lilac crystals condensed into the waist of the shorts, which seemed to be accompanied by lace edges. If you don't look closely, you thought it was a girly dress.
"After three days of absorption, the vitality has become this?!" Heishi said in disbelief as he looked at the purple crystals in the stones and flowers in the Tianshan Mountain.
Tong Muhu suspiciously picked up a purple crystal from the ground, looked at it carefully, and then his eyes brightened,
"It's ...... Superb Magic Crystal?"
"That's right, and on the top of the higher mountain in the back mountain, there is also a super-grade magic crystal the size of a small mountain condensed. One of the people who was appointed as the squad leader said excitedly.
"Huh... Ha... Ha !! made a fortune, this time he really got rich!" Tong Mu hugged the magic crystal that was picked up from the ground, and rolled happily on the ground.
The three of them looked at the dancing Tongmu and shook their heads in disgust.
"It seems that this is your secret!" Chai Mu said calmly.
"Well, this is an independent illusion space, I can absorb the energy of heaven and earth here through secret methods!" Tong Mu looked at Chai Lao with a hesitant face, and said embarrassedly:
"This is my biggest secret, except for the one who swore by the sycamore, only you and Wu Qiu have ever been here. Tong Mu hesitated for a moment, glanced at Qiong Lou with great meaning, and said no more.
"Honorable God of Sycamore, Chai Mu swears to the sky......" Chai Lao did not hesitate, raised his right hand, and made a solemn and sacred oath immediately.
Wu Qiu sniffled, gently stretched out three jade fingers, and the old man who looked like a scholar swore an oath, but was gently stroked by Tong Mu's little head.
She closed her mouth quietly and looked at the cow immortal master with a shy look.
"Nonsense, if you let this girl know, Yun Shaoyue has never sworn that she will not castrate herself. Tong Mu was secretly surprised in his heart, and hurriedly stopped the other party's movements.
He looked at the excited crowd, pretended to clear his throat, and said loudly: "You have also seen it!
"Unlimited supply of medium-grade magic crystals!"
"Oh my God, I'm not dreaming!"
"The god of the sycamore has begun to favor us poor children!"
Tong Mu looked around, signaled everyone to be quiet, and asked incomprehensibly, "Which of you will make a hole?"
When everyone heard this, they looked at each other, not knowing why.
"Quiet! quiet!" Tong Mu shouted angrily as he looked at the whispering crowd.
"I'll communicate with you in another way, after all, you are relatively uneducated. ”
He raised his head, pursed his lips, swept through the crowd again, and said, "Have you ever dug coal before or after your cultivation?"
The crowd shook their heads.
"The family mines?"
The crowd shook their heads.
"Professional well diggers?"
The crowd shook their heads.
"What do you all do to eat, can you learn something useful!"
Hearing this, the little man with sharp monkey cheeks took a step forward lightly and asked with great respect:
"I don't know my lord...... Is that okay?"
"Call me Boss, everyone here will call me Boss in the future, and we will all have a loud nickname! Contemptible butter dog, do you see, the most distinctive part of my whole body is this handsome face, and the most satisfying thing about the handsome face is this sexy big lips! Therefore, my nickname in the future will be ~!" He looked around at the disgusting crowd who were about to vomit, and announced righteously:
"Cow Big Mouth!"
The crowd was stunned......
He looked at everyone's demented expressions with satisfaction, did not smile, and said seriously:
"In the future, you can call me Boss, Brother Niu, I am from Southern Xinjiang, so I am also called Brother Dazui of Southern Xinjiang, these can be. I haven't read for a few years, so I won't give you a nickname, but! ”
"Good words are in front, I'm the boss, so you can't be more domineering than me, you can handle it yourself!"
Tong Mu looked at everyone playfully, and solemnly pointed to the little man in front of him,
"For example, this one, who looks like a monkey and has spots on his face, is very capable at a glance, and he will be called the Great Wilderness Flower Face Monkey in the future!
"Huh?" The little man was a little depressed at first because of this ugly name, but when he saw Tong Mu not smiling, his extremely serious expression, a stiff smile immediately hung on his face, and he thanked him repeatedly,
"That's a nice name! It's catchy to read, and it's fresh and handsome! Whoever wants to say that you haven't read a book, I'm the first to be unconvinced!
"Well, I like honest people like you!" Tong Mu nodded with satisfaction, posing a handsome and chic look, with that shocking and ugly face, he looked as funny as he wanted.
The little man smiled and his expression was gloomy, and the others couldn't help but laugh.
Wu Qiu looked at the funny Niu Immortal Master, his hands crossed in front of his chest, and he kept rolling his eyes.
"It's really damn that this peerless genius is making a monster!" she said secretly in her heart.
"Tell me, what are your unique skills?" Tong Mu dragged a chair from nowhere, crossed his left leg on his knee, picked up a large piece of high-grade magic crystal, and began to rub the mud on the soles of his shoes. Compared with his righteous and awe-inspiring appearance just now, the few people in the front row were stunned, and they didn't even remember to wipe the saliva flowing down the corners of their mouths.
The facial muscles of the Great Wilderness Flower Face Monkey twitched, and he looked at the tyrannical Tong Mu, and asked timidly, "I don't know what kind of unique skill you need?"
"Huh, your tone is not small, is it possible that you will be useful as I said, and what is useful is a unique job!" Tong Mu said impatiently as he buckled the soles of his shoes.
"But what is something useful!" The flower-faced monkey was about to be driven crazy by Kirilli, and he couldn't help but make his voice a little louder.
"Hmm, my temper is not small, yes, I like to have a character!" He threw away the magic crystal in his hand, slowly stood up, moved his limbs, and said in a righteous and awe-inspiring voice:
"The so-called useful profession, broadly speaking, is a profession that aspiring young people who can learn from the past and open peace for all generations, and have certain ideals and pursuits. Specifically, including pedicures, cupping, fortune telling, making gutter oil, pouring water into meat, stealing other people's cows, getting drunk and molesting Miss Wang next door, and so on!"
The scene was suddenly silent, and Wu Qiao covered her face sadly, really unwilling to admit that she knew the person in front of her.
A moment later, in the surprised eyes of the three Wu Qiu, the scene erupted into a noisy sound of mountains and tsunamis.
"I, the plenum!" accompanied by the proudly replied of the flower-faced monkey, and the scene was like an exploding oil pot, and the response was enthusiastic.
"I ...... My blues (gambling) skills are all right, is this okay?"
"I configure that aphrodisiac, it's really not blowing, after eating, the cow can go up the tree~!"
"In my early years, I was very good at cheating the elderly out of money!"
"What kind of unique skill are you, just worship the doors of those rooms in the Holy Forest, give me a pickled cabbage fish, and I will be able to open them all!"
The more everyone talked, the more energetic they became, and Tong Mu happily sat back on the table, laughing at the performances of the crowd, and from time to time he sent appreciative glances.
The so-called scholar died for his confidant, although these people are not called soldiers, but after getting Tong Mu's affirmative gaze, the more they talked, the more energetic they became, and finally a few actually cried.
"Okay, okay! I know that you don't meet each other, it doesn't matter, there will be a chance to perform in the future, this time I will make it clear, ask again, who will dig a hole?"
The flower-faced monkey said in a smug voice: "Me!"
Tong Mu looked at him in some surprise and said curiously, "Have you also dug mines?"
The flower-faced monkey smiled a little embarrassedly: "Mine, I haven't dug before, but I dig graves and dig graves, as long as I give me tools, I can pry open the emperor's tomb!"
Hearing this, Tong Mu was scorching, and he actually pulled out a small thing from the space and called:
"Brother Monkey, look what this is!"
"Luoyang shovel!"
The two hugged each other and laughed, their faces were surprisingly full of cheap looks, and he also pointed his finger on the forehead of the flower-faced monkey, and scolded with a smile:
"Next!"