"Yu Yan: Love between City and Country" Chapter 51 Running and Transferring (2)

After listening to Xiaoyu's joke, Director Jiang and Yu Yan both leaned back and turned back with laughter. Director Jiang said: "This joke is so talented, and it makes those deputy department-level cadres who show off their martial arts miserable!"

Yu Yan said: "Making Miss's level into a deputy department is indeed insulting to the level of the deputy department." ”

Xiaoyu said: "The key is the level of the deputy department of the person to have a meeting with the deputy director of the young lady." Although you, Director Jiang, are not looking for a young lady, you are at most at the level of a positive stock, and you are still a few levels short of being able to reach the level...... Sister Jiang, you see, for the sake of fairness, Xiaoyu will personally invite our Sister Wang to come in and see what kind of deputy director-level joke she will tell us!"

After a while, Wang Liya came in with a pout. Director Jiang said: "Sister Lia, Xiaoyu is a young man who likes to be lively, even if there is anything out of the ordinary, I have to ask you to be a sister and bear with me!"

Wang Liya said: "How old am I? We laid-off workers...... What do you know? How can it be compared to you people in officialdom!?"

Yu Yan said: "Leah, don't talk about it, among the few of us, I have to say that I am the worst...... I am a farmer, not even a laid-off worker...... Waiter, hurry up and serve, we're going to eat!"

Jiang Xiaoyu said: "What are you panicking about?" I told everyone a joke honestly, why is it her turn to be exempted? No, no, no, I will eat after I say it!"

Director Jiang persuaded: "I think it's better to forget it, we can chat and eat at the same time...... Our main purpose is not to compete for whose knowledge and status, sisters, are we to make a lot of peace for these irrelevant things? The main purpose is to make fun of us, Sister Wang, you hurry up and tell your jokes, let's taste them!"

Jiang Xiaoyu also knew that in order to be competitive, Sister Wang's bet seemed a little abrupt...... smiled and said, "Wow, Sister Jiang can't help it." Sister Wang, hurry up and listen. That way everyone can go out and brag. ”

Wang Liya sorted out the situation for a while, and said slowly: "The story of my deputy director-level starts with a legend a long, long time ago......

At this time, the waiter delivered the food. Wang Liya paused.

As soon as the little waiter went out, Jiang Xiaoyu urged: "Hurry up and say three!"

Wang Liya continued: "...... The joke I told came out of "Catching the Strong Man", which tells the story between Captain Lu, his wife and his third sister-in-law. In other words, Captain Lu didn't know where to get a secret recipe from Jianghu Langzhong, saying that if a man can carry out the activity of collecting yin and replenishing yang with an authentic virgin, it can not only aphrodisiac and enhance physical fitness, prolong life, but also bring good luck. Therefore, he tried his best to collect Li Laosian's wedding tax, the purpose was to think of getting Li Laosian's sister-in-law...... As a result, the younger sister was caught by the turtle son of Pan's hunchback, and if she couldn't get anyone, she simply increased taxes, and Li Laozhuan's iron rooster called the third daughter-in-law (that is, the famous third sister-in-law) to attack Captain Lu's ...... in order to reduce the family's taxes.

Director Jiang smiled and clutched his stomach and said, "Interesting, although this story is more verbose, it is more interesting than Xiaoyu's...... Go on!"

"To put it mildly, Captain Lu just doesn't give face to the third sister-in-law...... The third sister-in-law had no choice but to sacrifice her personal interests for the sake of collective interests, she performed a fox trick, put on a revealing costume in front of Captain Lu, and danced a peacock dance...... Where is Captain Lu who is a strong-willed person? Looking at it, smoke rose from his throat. Seeing that Captain Lu kept swallowing saliva, the third sister-in-law was overjoyed and said, "Brother Captain Lu, as long as your old man agrees to exempt our family's newlywed adjustment tax...... The slave family voluntarily sacrificed the most precious chastity...... You still don't know how much melon our three children have...... We have been married for so many years, and he doesn't know where to start! The slave family is still a yellow flower girl who has been married for many years...... 'Captain Lu's spirit came at once, and he immediately said, 'As long as the third sister-in-law is still a virgin, Lu will be the director of the National Taxation Bureau.' We have to do it too...... Why can't you prove that you are a virgin, third sister-in-law?' The third sister-in-law said, "Captain Lu, since I got married to my third child, he will not do anything other than play with my grandmother and sleep with me...... Nominally, I can't be a virgin, but I'm actually a virgin, at least a vice-virgin, right?'...... A battle ended victoriously, and practice proved that the third sister-in-law was indeed a virgin who was out of the mud and unstained. The result of this deputy department made Captain Lu excited, and the prompt was also annoyed...... "Wang Liya said this, raising her glass, "Sisters, if you want to continue listening, just one word, do it!"

"It's obviously two words, how can you say one word?" Xiaoyu was deliberately naughty, causing everyone to giggle.

Director Jiang said: "Don't be weird, continue to listen...... Captain Lu picked up a big bargain, why is he still annoyed? Do you regret that you shouldn't have agreed to give tax exemption to Li Laoshuan's family?"

Wang Liya said: "Captain Lu won't take the tax exemption matter to heart? The tax is the party-state's ...... It doesn't matter if you charge more or less. He was annoyed by his wife, who lived in the city...... That is, the daughter of the county magistrate...... On the wedding night, practice proved ...... Who has already moved...... Nominally a virgin, but in fact she has been having that with her cousin for a long time...... This wife can only be regarded as a deputy department at most for Captain Lu, right? This is what I call a joke of the deputy department, you all comment on it, see if what I said is the same thing as what Xiaoyu said?"

Jiang Xiaoyu said: "This story is well written. originally thought that the third sister-in-law was right and wrong, but it turned out that *** became a deputy department...... even enjoyed the right treatment, and the daughter of the county magistrate's family originally thought that she was in the right place...... How do you know that you can only enjoy the treatment of the deputy department! It's kind of interesting, haha. ”

Yu Yan said: "Don't say so much, let's eat something...... I don't understand what is in the right department or the deputy department!"

Director Jiang said: "It doesn't matter what the is the deputy department or the right place, as long as we listen to it, it will be a benefit! Come on, come on, everyone drinks, after drinking, all the troubles and arguments are written off! No one is allowed to hold a grudge!"

Xiaoyu smiled: "Okay, is this a word or two words?"

Wang Liya replied: "You turtle is really annoying, we only have one word to say!"

Pure women drink and eat, and they no longer pretend to be Sven. After each dish is served, everyone throws off their cheeks to eat, not to mention the wind and clouds, at least they don't show people any face, as if they are too picky, there is almost nothing left!

Director Jiang knocked on the empty plate and said: "Usually when a few men eat together, some people are afraid of eating fat and thin meat, why is no one pretending to be there......?

Xiaoyu answered: "Sister Jiang, women are originally tigers...... In ancient times, it was still a lion? The roar of the Hedong lion is our advanced model...... Actually, if someone is in the department, it's at least a secondary department, right?"

If you want to know what will happen next, please see Chapter 51 of "Yu Yan: Love between City and Country" (3)

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