Chapter 794, all cattle and snake gods are paper tigers

The Void Monk Taobao shopkeeper went out to buy something, and only Tuyumen Yuanhai and Li Yun were left in the whole house.

"Who are you. Li Yun's words used Linghai.

"Who am I. ”

"I'm Tsuchigomon Tokai. ”

"I'm a middle-level social animal in the enterprise, part-time onmyoji, sometimes jumping gods, divination, using the name of Tuyumen to make some extra money, stunt is to make myself look like a master to keep a hand, this skill makes me like a fish in water in the workplace, become a not so low-level social animal, for which I am very proud. ”

"In short, he is a very ordinary person, who has this ordinary life, and from time to time fantasizes about whether he can break through these little taboos..."

"So now, Chief Cloud, you suddenly appeared in my house like this, and calling the police should be the first thing I should do. ”

"But you didn't choose to call the police, you longed for change, you longed for abnormality. Li Yun sat next to the Tuyumen Yuanhai, looking at the sloppy house: "Because the appearance of the poor road is [abnormal] for you." ”

From the first impression, Li Yun felt that the person of Tuyumen Yuanhai should belong to the meticulous type.

The outside and the inside are completely different...

There is so much drama in my head.

"Yes, what I longed for was [abnormal], but not a burglar who came in from somewhere. Tuyumen Yuanhai smiled helplessly, but there was not so much bitterness in his tone, but he felt very fresh.

I feel that it is new to be hacked into my home...

"You gave Poor Dao a big gift, and Poor Dao just came to thank you. Li Yun smiled slightly: "In those Taoist scriptures, there are things that poor Dao needs. ”

"If you like it, it's useless to me anyway, it will make me throw away all that mess. Tuyumen Yuanhai shook his head indifferently, first went to pour Li Yun a cup of hot water and said: "Now that the Yin and Yang Dao has declined to the point that it can no longer decline, no one believes in ghosts, gods and monsters, and it's useless for us to keep it, it's better to return it to you... It can also help me break those unrealistic illusions, and to be honest, my ancestors said that I can comprehend something from the "Five Elements of Righteousness", such as Yin Yang Dao, spells, Shishen and other magical things. ”

"It turns out that there is nothing but the most primitive laws of physics... It's a shame to think about it, I was in front of my mother at the time to perform the summoning of the gods and the Ming King charm, in fact, I was 20 years old at the time..."

The elevation angle of the earth royal gate far sea 45 was so sad that it exploded...

When I was 20 years old, I performed in front of my mother, and it can become a shadow in my heart.

It's amazing to fantasize about this kind of thing, especially for boys.

Li Yun fantasized about his role countless times when he was a child, what a swordsman who slays demons and destroys demons, a brave man who sweeps the treasure chests of the Demon King City, a hero who breaks into the widow's village at night, a prostitute who gallops in the wilderness with two guns in his hand, and many similar fantasies.

It's just that I didn't expect to become a Taoist priest in the end, the kind of Taoist priest who can't kill demons, and there are still demons at home...

Life is like this, Li Yun feels that the Tuyumen Yuanhai in front of him is quite similar to him to some extent.

Being a Taoist priest is a family business, and so is the Tuyumen and the sea in front of you, and becoming an onmyoji is a family business.

He guards the dilapidated Taoist temple, and the earth royal gate guards the declining yin and yang road in the far sea.

The difference is that he has stepped into an extraordinary world, while the earth and sea in front of him can only walk safely.

Li Yun sighed, if he was the same as Tuyumen Yuanhai, it is estimated that he would choose such a life, treat Taoist priests as part-time jobs, sometimes go to the dancing gods, worship God, drive away ghosts that do not exist, and then open a Taobao store, or find a serious job, find a wife who is as ordinary as himself, and spend his life.

"It's still good in a dream, there is everything, there is no real worry and pressure..."Tuyumen Yuanhai also seemed to let go of his shame, and began to tell: "I sometimes dream, I dream that I am a real onmyoji, and there is a nine-tailed fox, everyone will kill demons together, and sweep away injustices." ”

Shame.

It's one thing to simulate two things in the brain, it's another thing to say it.

For those who say it, this is something that can no longer be ashamed, and it is the same for those who listen, Li Yun is also uncomfortable when he listens.

The fantasies of Hollywood blockbusters are just as shameful if they are replaced by five-cent special effects.

Tuyumen Yuanhai said energetically, very energetically, even carried away, any shame and the like, I can't see that it's a 28-year-old man.

Old man, also boy.

All these years of fantasies have exploded.

The fantasy story of monsters, love, and family affection is not very magnificent, but it sounds very exciting.

Li Yun thinks that Tuyumen Yuanhai should be a cartoonist...

"I'm sorry, I'm a little excited, I said so much..."Tsuchigomon Tokai apologized, "Isn't it a shame." ”

"I'm not ashamed, but I feel very real. Li Yun stared at the Earth Imperial Gate with a serious face, talking nonsense in the far sea.

Finally, he said, "So, if you were given a choice, what kind of life would you choose..."

"Of course I would choose, the life of an onmyoji. Tuyumen Yuanhai did not hesitate: "To tell you the truth, I only have a real sense of being alive when I am dreaming, but I feel that I am dreaming now, a dream that I can never wake up from." ”

"But reality is reality, dreams are dreams after all, sometimes, a beautiful dream is a life..."

At this time, Li Yun smiled, and the sea of spirit surged.

The Dharma phase behind him appeared, and it was extraordinary.

The earth gate in front of him was stunned, and he subconsciously shouted.

"For... Stand-in messenger?"

It is not surprising that the Earth Royal Gate can see the law minister Li Yun in the far sea, after all, Ampei Qingming, a direct descendant of the legendary Onmyoji.

At first glance, I thought it was a stand-in messenger...

It seems to be even more problematic.

"In my dreams, there's everything..."

In a dream, Tuyumen fell asleep in the open sea.

There is everything in the dream.

Since Tuyumen Yuanhai thinks that the life in the dream is life, then let him have a long dream.

"Hmm... Sure enough, it's still not as skilled as the Moonlight Bodhisattva, and it can make people dream and live a life casually..."Li Yun muttered, watching a man fall asleep always felt weird.

Something that I learned from the fragments of "Zhou Yi".

Integrating the balance of yin and yang into one's own Taoism can sometimes produce qualitative changes.

For example, integrating the principle of [Yin] can directly make the subject enter the deep dream of sleep...

Huang Liang is a dream, and the fingers are instantaneous.

It's like living another life.

When you wake up, you'll forget everything.

"A dream, like reincarnation..."

"Reincarnation..."

"Reincarnation?"

Li Yun saw that this earth royal gate and the distant sea exuded a little bit of wishing power.

An apparition of a nine-tailed red fox.

......

......

The nine-tailed fox, the legendary demon beast, is an existence as a divine messenger even in the legends of the Japanese Kingdom.

This is not an illusion of nothingness.

"Am I delusional?"

"It's not a host delusion..."

Li Yun pondered for a moment and entered the dream of the far sea of Tuyumen.

The scene twists and turns, and it enters this dream.

This dream is all too real.

It's so real that Li Yun doesn't know how to describe it.

Land, cherry blossoms, walking passers-by, bustling Tokyo City.

It's exactly the same as reality.

The difference is that people walking down the street...

Li Yun came to the front of a grocery store.

"What do you want, young man?"

"A handful of little raccoons are simply noodles. ”

"Oh... Well..."

The little raccoon who spoke in front of him handed over a pack of little raccoons to the young man in front of him.

After the young man finished paying, Mei Zizi floated away...

It's on...

Finish...

"In his dream, it was a world where shemales coexisted, which matched his identity as an onmyoji. Li Yun looked at the scene in the style of magical realism on the street, and he didn't know where to complain.

There are little raccoons who run grocery stores, mermaids who sing in the park pools, and lizards who barbecue.

These scenes can be seen everywhere in reality, except that the protagonist is no longer a human, but a spirit...

Bizarre dreams.

Dreams are not real, and it's not impossible to add stunts like this.

But this dream is strange at the same time...

It's too real.

The truth of the social order.

The reality of the surrounding goblins.

With the spiritual strength of a mortal, it is impossible to mediate the order of a world in a dream.

"Stop at the red light, go at the green light!"

A beautiful girl with pale skin and hair directs elementary school students to cross the street.

The beautiful girl was covered with a chill visible to the naked eye.

These elementary school students are also strange, there are demons, there are spirits, all kinds of things, strange shapes, some are extremely beautiful, and some challenge the limits of aesthetics...

"Teacher..."

"Transfer students?

"You're so beautiful. ”

"Cut, kid..."

Led by a teacher named Snow Girl, the elementary school students happily crossed the street.

Everything is so orderly, it's just...

It's like a replica of the modern human world, with some different places to accommodate monsters, but it's generally the same.

It's just that the protagonist has become these monsters, not humans-

Li Yun walked around the metropolis as a spectator.

Watch the 'demon' world prosperous.

"His dream is a little too powerful..."Li Yun rubbed his temples: "It's like the real world..."

Li Yun definitely doesn't think this is the setting of [One Dream and One World], dreams are dreams, and truth is reality.

"Brother System, could this be a parallel world or a world of heavens or something. ”

"There is no such world in the heavens and in all the worlds. The system paused and said: "Demons may succumb to the gods and Buddhas, but they will definitely not worship so much, after all, they are born with [power], and the civilization here is completely inconsistent with the logic of demons - so this is a dream." ”

Li Yun walked in front of the temple.

In this dream world, the temple is still dedicated to those bald Buddhas, Bodhisattvas and goddesses.

The difference is that the monk has become a humanoid creature with a fox face, a tanuki face.

Those who worship Buddha have also become monsters...

Feel what it is like to worship the Buddha with monsters.

The picture is so beautiful that Li Yun finds it difficult to look at it directly.

To Li Yun's surprise, the vast majority of the monsters in this world did not maintain the form of [human], and their bodies more or less maintained the characteristics of beasts.

One of the monsters trembled and prayed to God and Buddha, and finally came to the front of the tanuki-faced monk, and said with trembling hands: "Big... Guru... I... I might have [bumped someone]... What to do... I'm so scared..."

The tanuki-faced monk recites the Buddha and appeases the monsters.

"Amitofu, don't do bad things, don't be afraid of people knocking on the door, no one in your heart, no one in your heart, if you have no shame in your heart, you can move forward with confidence. ”

After appeasing the monster, he finally paid the incense money and left...

The second person is an innocent big-eyed boy.

He looks very short and not very old.

One of the most traditional yokai in Japan, he often plays a funny role in stories.

The big-eyed boy in front of him looks very much in line with the demon design, and he looks like he's going to cry out loud...

"Amitabha, why should the donor be so flustered..."

"I... I was bullied by my classmates... They cursed me... Said I'd be captured and eaten by humans tonight... Woooooo

The tanuki-faced monk sighed and reached out to soothe the big-eyed boy.

Pure, appeasement from elders.

"Don't do bad things, don't be afraid..."

"Woooooo I broke my mother's vase..."

"Well, it looks like you've done something wrong. The tanuki-faced monk was helpless, and suddenly the conversation changed: "Then, I won't tell you in the name of a monk, but as a doctor in the history department..."

"Huh?" Big-Eyed's bewildered eyes turned into a hint of adoration.

What about a Ph.D. in history...

Highly educated talents.

"Don't doubt it, I'm just here for a part-time job, and I don't really believe in weird things. The tanuki-faced monk patted the big-eyed boy and said: "I can tell you very clearly that there is no human existence in this world, it is just a concept given by some monsters to the mysterious phenomenon that cannot be understood, it is sustenance, it is fear, it is a collection of things that are not understood... Got it, it doesn't matter if you break your mother's vase or not. ”

"It's your mother who will be looking for you, not the so-called [human], you know..."

"The world... Are there no humans?"

"Yes, there is no human being, and there was once a great being in the country of the East who once said. ”

"All cows, people, snakes, and gods are paper tigers..."