Chapter 1: In the Midst of the Small

Earth, China, Huizhou Province, the provincial capital Badu

October 1, 2011

This is a day worth remembering, but Xiao Fei doesn't know it now.

At half past five in the morning, the sky was slightly bright, and the chickens had not yet crooked.

Suddenly, a heart-rending singing voice came from the bright Gionee mobile phone next to the bed.

"Love when you die,

Don't cry until you smile and don't laugh,

The Cosmic Destruction Heart is still there!"

Mottled and dilapidated wooden bed.

Xiao Fei, who was wearing only red striped pants on top and bottom.

He lifted the quilt and jumped up.

showed a thin upper body, a chicken nest head, and dark circles under his eyes.

This......

Xiao Fei covered his head, with a splitting headache.

I forgot to turn off the alarm last night!

Pick up your phone, turn off the alarm, throw it on the bed, and fall asleep.

It turned out that yesterday was Friday, and it was the last working day before the eleventh long holiday.

After getting off work in the evening, several single young people from the marketing department of the Haizhou branch of the Badu branch of Huaxia Bank of Communications went out for dinner and sang K.

After a bit of crazy play, it was almost 12 o'clock when I returned to the dormitory.

Excessive excitement and can't sleep.

I read the web novel again.

This time, I was even more excited......

No way, it's so beautiful to break through the sky!

Well, it's also nice to devour the starry sky.

There is also the legend of mortal cultivation immortals, I have been chasing it for several years, and I really admire the god of forgetting.

It's so long-lasting, it's so strong, it's like knocking a little blue pill!

It was 2 o'clock in the morning, and I was going to bed.

However, the years are vigorous, and there is alcohol to help the fun, and I am really hungry and thirsty!

So, silently find out the island's domestic action movie hidden in a folder on the D drive.

watched a fierce hand-to-hand fight and screaming vicious battle.

Then, the five girls showed their magic and successfully completed their mission.

By the time the passion was released, it was 3 o'clock in the morning.

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This time, I slept soundly, and I slept until more than ten o'clock.

Last night, the essence was lost, and the deficit was very large.

The Five Organs Temple really couldn't stand it, so it could only cooin and protest......

I got up, endured the disgusting smell of the public bathroom in the dormitory building, brushed my teeth and washed my face, and it was done in two minutes.

It is said to be a bank dormitory, but it is actually a 3-story old building, which is more than 25 years old, which is older than Xiao Fei's qualifications!

Xiao Fei lives in the innermost dormitory on the second floor.

Originally, it was used for bank vouchers and file warehouses.

Later, because there were too many files!

At the same time, due to safety concerns such as fire prevention, the bank rented a new building for the purpose of keeping the archives.

This old building, from the inside out, exudes a smell of decay and dilapidation.

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After washing, put on the long T-shirt and jeans purchased from the Huizhou wholesale market, which are fashionable and simple and not simple and nostalgic.

Go out to worship the five internal organs.

The door was closed, and there was no lock, and he went out......

It's not that I forgot to lock it, it's really unnecessary to lock it!

There is a bed, a quilt, an electric fan, a desk that is more than ten years old, and a stool.

There were a few clothes in the ragged closet

(The so-called suit, that is, the suit.)

When bank employees go to work, they will order several suits for their employees in the bank.

When I go to work, I wear a suit and leather shoes, and I look like a dog. )

There are also several sets of wholesale markets to buy cheap......

No, it's fashionable clothing, shoes......

This situation is quite shabby, and it is not much better than that of migrant workers......

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Xiao Fei was born in an ordinary peasant family in Longshu County, Huizhou Province.

Since childhood, he has been a mischievous and lawless lord.

Since the first grade of primary school, he has been a scumbag, and his parents are estimated to be out of play when they look at this rabbit cub.

I built a building early in my hometown to prepare for my daughter-in-law......

Unexpectedly, in his sophomore year of high school, Xiao Fei suddenly opened his head.

The fabulous rise of various courses has become a top student in the age and a perennial champion.

In the 2007 college entrance examination, he was admitted to the top university in the imperial capital - Huaxia Renmin University with the top score of the county liberal arts!

It's like a dream!

One day, when Xiao's father was going to the grave of Xiao Fei's grandfather, he was surprised to find that the bamboo pole of the "grave hanger" on the grave was actually alive!!

I'm so good, I'm terrible, now I finally know why Xiao Fei was admitted to a good university.

It turned out to be blessed by the ancestors!

The grave is strong, and the dead wood is spring!

Well, Xiao Fei didn't believe it anyway......

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After graduation, Xiao Fei successfully entered Huaxia Bank of Communications through campus recruitment, and everything seemed so beautiful.

Just when Xiao Fei rolled up his sleeves and was ready to show his strength.

A basin of cold water splashed Xiao Fei pulled out the cold.

The ideal is very plump, and the reality is very skinny.

During the three months in Huaxia Bank of Communications, there was no imaginary dominance, and the gods blocked and killed the gods and Buddhas, and soared to 90,000 miles.

The so-called promotion and salary increase, becoming CEO, marrying Bai Fumei, and then reaching the pinnacle of life, that is even more bullshit.

Some are only 9 to 5.

The same thing is repeated mechanically every day.

Looks like a dog to outsiders, but is actually the same as a dog......

It's all tears!

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The dormitory is located at the east gate of Badu, the original LC area.

Now it is a gathering place for the elderly.

Playing cards, walking the dog, and square dancing are the main themes here.

However, life is convenient, and eating, drinking, and Lazar can be solved in the annex.

Small hotels and large health care facilities are all over the street, and the need for sleep can also be solved.

Of course, the premise is not to be too picky.

The service staff here are all older......

It's almost noon, the fritter porridge is gone, and I have to find a place to have lunch.

Xiao Fei is nostalgic, but he is actually lazy.

I love the old place when I eat, and I keep eating if I think it's good, until I get tired of eating, and I will change it.

No, I came to the old place again, the big old Wangtu restaurant.

Boss Fat King narrowed his eyes, smiled like Maitreya Buddha, and greeted warmly:

"Xiaofei is here, why are you here so early today?"

"Well, I'm going to go out for a walk after eating early, and I'll buy something by the way."

Nima, I'm actually here for breakfast......

Also, Xiao Fei hates others calling Xiaofei the most.

It felt like "tipping".

Moreover, after eating, I don't go shopping to buy things, I go back to continue reading novels.

It's not that I don't want to, but I don't have any money!

No Grandpa Mao, go shopping on Mao Street!

Besides, the single dog doesn't even have someone to accompany him......

But there is no way, working in a bank, no matter how hard and tired you are, you still have to pretend to be ......

"Boss, I've been working too hard lately, what do you have to make up for me?"

Boss Wang ran over with a smile.

There were no other guests in the restaurant at such a breakfast, but I saw him squinting, looking obscene, and he looked like you know

"There are sheep balls and bullwhips, all of which are big supplements!"

"If you don't come all, young people should make up more, hehehehehe......"

Although Xiao Fei worked as a credit account manager in the bank, he didn't have a long time after all.

Where is this old silver stick opponent, he was made a little blushing, and quickly diverted the conversation

"Don't talk nonsense, that thing is what you like to eat, bring me something normal to eat"

Boss Wang saw that Xiao Fei's face was tender and knew that he couldn't go overboard, so he changed to a serious appearance

"This yellow eel is also good, it tastes good, and it is a big supplement, your small body should be supplemented more. ”

"The black fish is also good, cook you a black fish soup, and you are satisfied. ”

"This old turtle is better, fried turtle or old turtle soup is easy to cut (Badu local dialect, "eat" pronounce "cut"). ”

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Xiao Fei was beside him, speechless, looking at Boss Wang and boasting alone.

How can I eat that much alone?

There is no one else doing this's business.

"Okay, okay, let's just fry a yellow eel, how much does it cost to fry a yellow eel?"

"On the pound, sixty yuan a pound"

Xiao Feixiao's heart shook.........

It's so damn expensive!

Boss Wang said that he was going to catch the largest yellow eel in the yellow eel basin.

Xiao Fei stretched out his head to take a look.

Suddenly, a group of grass and mud horses flew in front of me!

Damn, such a big yellow eel!

I saw that this yellow eel was yellow and slightly reddish, and there were black spots on its back.

This is not the key, the key is that the size of this yellow eel is too big for Nima!

The head and feet of the yellow eel are the size of a baby's fist.

The body length is nearly one meter!

Good guy, this has to weigh 2-3 pounds!

This dead fat man wants to slaughter Xiao Fei with a knife......

Xiao Fei was about to hold Boss Wang not to catch this yellow eel.

But I saw that this yellow eel suddenly raised its huge head, opened its big mouth, and the rows of sharp teeth in its mouth were clearly visible, and it was ferocious and abnormal.

Boss Wang's hand that had just stretched out suddenly stiffened, and his fat body shook, and it seemed that he was frightened.

Xiao Fei, who was on the side, was immediately happy.

"Boss, be careful, don't bite the eel. ”

"Let's change it, I want the one next to it, yes, yes, it's the smaller, darker ......"

Boss Wang was stupid and scooped up the small yellow eels with a net pocket.

One weigh, there are six taels.

Xiao Fei silently calculated in his heart, thirty-six yuan, today's meal is bleeding.

This eleventh hour holiday, let's read novels at home, and I want to save some money.

Boss Wang took the yellow eel into the kitchen.

Xiao Fei had nothing to do, so he came to the side of the basin and picked up the big yellow eel with a net.

Good guy, if you look closely, it's a big guy indeed!

The middle torso is as thick as a child's arm, the belly is golden with a few spots, and the huge head is constantly lifted and twisted.

With bared teeth and large slightly hazy eyes, it looks more ferocious than a snake.

This guy is definitely a water bulwark in the water!

Seeing such a ferocious yellow eel, Xiao Fei couldn't help but think of the stories he listened to the old people in the village when he was a child.

According to legend, there is a kind of yellow eel, which is very rare, likes to eat meat, is bloodthirsty, and has a thick body, which is different from ordinary eels.

When he becomes an adult, he swims out of the cave every half and sixteen months, looks at the moon with his head held high, and is called the moon eel!

This can't be the so-called Mochizuki eel, right?

Shaking his head, he got rid of the boring thoughts.

Xiao Fei played more and more vigorously next to him, and the more he watched it, the more he liked it.

I remembered that when I was a child, I was also a bear child in my rural hometown.

I went up to the trees to dig birds' eggs, went down to the river to fish, and dug eels in the rice fields, but I had never dug up such a large eel before......

Later, I didn't have time to play when I went to high school, I didn't have money to play when I went to college in the imperial capital, and now I have no time and no money to go to work......

It's a real failure to think about yourself.

I have no money, no girlfriend, and I don't have any hobbies except reading novels.

Seeing this big yellow eel is like seeing yourself now.

Trapped in a cage, unable to help himself, eating and waiting for death.

Xiao Fei was not in the mood to play with yellow eel, so he sat on the table and waited for the food in a daze......

The delicious fried yellow eel also tastes bad.

Boss Wang originally wanted to talk about the mountains and brag, but when he saw that Xiao Fei was not interested, he didn't know how to go.

After eating in a hurry, checking out and preparing to leave, before going out, Xiao Fei asked a question

"Boss, do you sell this big yellow eel? I want to buy it and raise it to play."

Boss Wang's eyes narrowed, and he thought:

"This yellow eel is too big, and there are no guests to eat it for a long time, so I can't afford to eat it myself, so I just sell it for peace of mind. ”

"You can sell it, let me tell you, this yellow eel is a signboard I specially bought, such an old yellow eel is a big supplement, and the price is much more expensive than the small yellow eel."

"Okay, okay, why do you talk so much, you just talk about how much a catty, next to the vegetable market, I know what the price is, don't fool me." ”

"Okay, good, but let me tell you, this is a real old yellow eel, or wild, not farmed, and the price is much more expensive than the vegetable market. ”

"Everyone is an acquaintance, I won't cheat you, give you forty yuan a catty. ”

Nima, forty yuan a catty, and acquaintances!

It's not like that, it's not slaughtered, and a pound of yellow eel in the vegetable market next to it is only 25 yuan!

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After grinding his mouth, 35 deals.

On the one hand, the rhubarb eel is indeed a little more expensive.

On the other hand, as a person who works in a bank, it is too calculating, how embarrassing!

One weighs, 1 catty and 8 taels.

"Well, I'll give you 60 dollars. ”

"It's more than that, isn't it?"

"Boss, you have such a big business, and you are still missing a dollar or two?"

Well, after talking for a long time, it's not because of poverty......

Carrying a plastic bag, I bought a large plastic bucket along the way.

A little minced meat was ordered at the pork stall, which caused Boss Zhu, who sold pork, to shout and beat.

Back in the dormitory, Xiao Fei's heart was dripping blood!

I ate 36 yuan for lunch, bought 60 yuan for yellow eel, and 15 yuan for plastic buckets, and spent 101 yuan!

In half a day, 100 oceans are gone!

You must know that Xiao Fei's current basic salary is only 1200 oceans!

Feeling like your body is being hollowed out......

I can only eat instant noodles at night.

Fill the bucket with half a bucket of water, put the big yellow eel in it, and throw some minced meat.

Xiao Fei, who was tossing, had a sore back and a sore back.

Turn on your computer and relax with a novel.

The legend of mortal immortal cultivation has been updated again!

The great god is the great god, the literature and thoughts are springing, and tens of thousands of words are stably updated every day!

Success is no accident!

Breaking through the sky, well-off, good-looking!

Devouring the starry sky, no updates......

Bad review!

October 1, 2011 is a day to remember.

Well, I spent more than 100 oceans in half a day, and I also bought a big yellow eel for pet raising, which is really worth remembering!