Chapter 50: The Thank-You Banquet is Over
In the first moment after the mischievous hand was used, Hanyuan-kun was ready.
As long as Hao Liang has a little vomiting symptom, he will immediately avoid it.
At this time, Hao Liang, who was hit by Banyuanjun's mischievous hand, suddenly stopped the chopsticks that were picking up vegetables, and a strange look appeared on his face.
Then, his body shook slightly on the chair.
Just as Banyuanjun was on full alert, a long voice sounded.
"Poof~~~"
As this voice sounded, the eyes of the people around them shifted to Hao Liang's body, and at the same time, everyone covered their noses one by one.
"No, I'm sorry! I wanted to adjust it to vibration just now, but it didn't work!" Hao Liang let out a loud fart when everyone was eating, and explained with a joke with an embarrassed face.
Although everyone was unhappy in their hearts, they really couldn't say anything about Hao Liang.
After all, you can't control people's farts, people insist on farting, you can't take something to block his ass.
It's just that what everyone didn't expect was that just after Hao Liang finished apologizing, two long fart sounds sounded.
"Puff~~Puff~~~"
"Hao Liang, you still don't let people eat? Fart, can't you go out and let it go?" Shi Mengling slapped the table and said angrily.
Hao Liang: "I'm not the same... Poof~ Meaning, this is not just a little uncomfortable in the stomach... Puff~~~Serve!"
Before he finished speaking, Hao Liang let out two loud farts in a row.
At this time, a female classmate sitting next to Hao Liang finally couldn't hold her breath anymore, got up and rushed towards the window, rushed to the window, and gasped for breath.
And the old horse, holding his breath, dropped a sentence: "I'll go to the toilet." And he fled as if he were gone.
Banyuanjun took a few steps back, and at this time he realized that the effect of the use of the mischievous hand was not fixed, and it turned out that the punishment generated each time was random.
But fortunately, this time it was not the vomiting punishment that was triggered, otherwise, I am afraid that no one at the table would be able to survive except himself.
Even the old horse ran away, and the rest of the people on the table naturally couldn't stay any longer, so they got up and left the table.
Taking a few steps back, Hu Bin shouted: "Hao Liang, if you want to let out a serial fart, go out and let it go, don't affect everyone's eating here, are you disgusting?"
Hu Bin's voice was very loud, attracting the attention of the entire hall.
The four tables of the Xie Shi banquet were not far apart, and the stinky fart released by Hao Liang quickly floated to the table behind him.
The classmates at that table were eating wine, and when they were caught off guard, they ate a stinky fart from Hao Liang, and almost didn't smoke to death, and immediately blushed and fled with their breath.
As the stench spread, the people on the table next to Hao Liang ran away one by one.
The special situation here quickly attracted the attention of the waiter.
A beautiful waitress walked up and said with a smile, "Hello, may I ask what happened... Gross!"
Before she finished her sentence, she was all smoked and vomited by Hao Liang.
Hurriedly took a few steps back, turned on the walkie-talkie, and said with a crying voice: "Foreman foreman, someone in the hall on the third floor is using biological and chemical weapons, and the scene is out of control!
At this point, Hao Liang couldn't lie on the table, and said as he got up: "Don't say it, don't say it, I'll go to the toilet to solve it!"
It's just that Hao Liang just got up and hadn't taken two steps yet, when another long 'poof~~~~' sounded.
And this fart is different from the previous one, and it sounds like something is squirting out.
Hao Liang's face instantly turned pale, and at the same time, his two thighs were tightly clamped together, and the corners of his mouth began to twitch.
The classmates hiding by the window were shocked, and they didn't know who spoke: "He can't pull his crotch!"
Hearing this, Hao Liang's eyes slashed like a knife, and at the same time, his face became more exciting.
Hao Liang, who was holding his legs, naturally couldn't go to the toilet by himself, so he could only stay where he was.
At the same time, one after another 'poof' sound continued.
The stench began to spread around Hao Liang, and in the entire hall, in the center, no one was left on the table to eat.
One by one, they all moved along the base of the wall, covering their noses and looking frightened towards the outside of the hall.
And at this time, five security guards rushed up with batons.
"What kind of biological weapons, where, where?" said one of the leading security guards.
And the waiter who was crying pointed to Hao Liang in the middle of the hall and said, "It's him, it's him who released biological and chemical weapons!"
The five tall security guards walked towards Hao Liang with a cruel smile, but before they got five meters close to Hao Liang, their faces changed drastically, and they fled back with a frightened crawl.
"What a horrible biological weapon!" a security guard screamed, his face pale.
Everyone retreated outside the hall, leaving Hao Liang alone in the hall.
At this time, the foreman of the hotel finally arrived.
After understanding the situation, the foreman was also dumbfounded, she had worked in the bank for more than ten years, and she had never experienced anything, but now this situation, she is really unheard of and unseen.
At this moment, Hao Liang, because he was afraid of diarrhea, didn't walk in the hall, didn't go, and around him, the stench completely wrapped him and made him roll his eyes.
Seeing this situation, the hotel foreman shouted to the security guard: "We must not let the first person in the world who was smoked to death by his own fart appear in our hotel, otherwise, our hotel will be completely destroyed!
There must be brave men under the heavy reward, and for the red envelope of 2,000 yuan, the five security guards didn't even want their lives.
Everyone brought a thick layer of chef masks and rushed in, but after just a few steps, they retreated.
No way, spicy eyes!
After each person found another diving goggles, they rushed in again.
This time, he finally rescued Hao Liang, who was about to be stunned by his own fart.
When Hao Liang was dragged away from the aisle, he still kept 'poofing'.
And Banyuanjun clearly saw that in Hao Liang's trouser leg, some yellow-brown liquid flowed out.
After Hao Liang was taken away, a large group of people left looked at each other and didn't know what to do next.
The food in the hall was smoked by Hao Liang, even if it was starvation to death, I am afraid that no one would want to eat it.
At this time, the hotel maître d'être finally showed her more than ten years of work experience.
"Everyone, I'm sorry, although this incident is not the cause of our hotel, but it still affects everyone's normal dining, please move to the sixth floor, our hotel will re-serve you meals, and this time your meal consumption in our hotel, you will be given free order, you can be refunded if you pay the money, and we will not charge if you don't pay!" said to everyone with a smile.
After listening to the foreman's words, everyone's eyes lit up and they jumped up happily.
The foreman pressed his hand and said with a smile: "There is another thing, this time the meal is free of order, but you ordered four bottles of Moutai ten years classic, this wine is 4,500 yuan a bottle, we cooperate with the winery, and we have no right to give you a free order, so this wine money still needs to be paid! However, we also only charge a cost price, 4,000 yuan, I hope you can understand." ”
After listening to the foreman's words, everyone looked at each other again, and suddenly a classmate spoke: "We didn't order that wine, we just came to eat, and we brought the wine ourselves, and the wine was ordered by Hao Liang after he filled up a lot of money!"
After listening to this classmate's words, the rest of the classmates echoed it, and the foreman also learned about the situation from the waiter, it was indeed Hao Liang who made his own decisions later, and after the wine came up, Banyuanjun also persuaded him, saying that the wine should not be boiled, but he didn't listen, so he had to open it himself.
As for the bottle of wine ordered by Banyuanjun, he recognized it himself.
The remaining three bottles of wine were naturally counted on Hao Liang's head.
After figuring out this problem, another classmate said: "Since the hotel has given us free meals, do we have to get our share of the money back? We have handed over all the money to Hao Liang, two hundred per person!"
After hearing this, the foreman gave the matter to the security guards.
After a while, the security guard came back with a large stack of money, and calculated the money, but there was still a difference of more than 500 yuan, which should have been sent by Hao Liang without knowing where it went.
However, Hao Liang only had so much money on him, and they didn't care about the hotel, so they handed over the money to their classmates and let them divide it themselves.
The second time we waited for the food to be served, everyone divided the money.
Those students who paid their share money each returned 1890 yuan of money, and they were all happy and happy.
I didn't spend any money, I had a big meal in such a high-end hotel, and the students were very interested.
And Banyuanjun's food money was also returned, and he naturally returned Hu Bin and Shi Mengling's share of the money.
The old horse is good at wine, Banyuanjun took another bottle of high-end wine, and accompanied the old horse to have a good time with alcohol.
After being full of wine and food, the students took photos with Lao Ma and took out the graduation record for Lao Ma to fill in.
During this period, many female classmates cried because they couldn't stand the atmosphere of parting.
Even Banyuanjun, when the old horse was about to leave, looked at this old teacher who had taught him for three years and whose hair was half white, and his nose was a little sour.
This separation may be a lifetime, and in the future, I am afraid that there will be no intersection in life.
When Lao Ma was about to leave the scene early and go to the cram school, Banyuanjun stood up and shouted, "Stand up!"
The students, whether they were sitting on the chair or lying on the sofa, stood up one after another.
Seeing the old horse turn away, everyone had red eyes and shouted in the loudest voice, "Goodbye, teacher!"
The corners of Lao Ma's eyes also moistened, but in the end, the elevator door was closed, blocking everyone's view.