Liu Suifeng once heard his master say that growing up may sometimes be just a matter of moments. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

It's like suddenly seeing an extra silver thread on your parents' heads, only to know that they are really old, and it's time to go into battle to support them in person.

Just like a newcomer whose heart is higher than the sky, he first entered the rivers and lakes, slept in the pigsty for a few months, and gnawed the soil for a few months, only then did he know that it was not easy to forage for food, and he left behind his dream of being a hero and went to work honestly.

Now, under the fear dominated by the anger of the poor milk, the originally upright Liu Suifeng has grown up in less than a quarter of an hour.

See through it all.

I know that sometimes, even if you know what I know and everyone understands, you can't say it.

No, you have to say yes, flat, you have to say yes.

But if you don't say anything, if you tell the truth behind it, you will regret it!

"I heard that you suspect that Princess Ben's breasts are padded?"

"No, after the careful and profound reflection I just had, I deeply realized that my mistake was not fake. Liu Suifeng, who had a blue nose and swollen face, was talking nonsense with panda eyes open.

"Oh, then what happened to your previous misunderstanding?" Tang Wan'er watched Liu Suifeng succumb to her obscenity, like an empress, coldly crossed her legs, and raised her chin slightly.

"After careful analysis and research just now, the reason why I didn't have breasts before Princess Wan'er, and now I suddenly have breasts, is the problem of clothing!"

"Oh, tell me?"

"As far as I know, the clothes that Princess Wan'er wore before dressed as men were men's clothes, and the men's clothes were masculine, atmospheric, and loose in design, so this covered Princess Wan'er's amazing perfect figure!

But now, Princess Wan'er is once again wearing women's clothes that show femininity and depict women's delicate lines, and the design is slim and tight, which is a huge contrast in clothing, which will make Princess Wan'er's astonishing perfect figure more prominent.

So much so that it broke through the shackles of the dimensional wall and the laws of the universe, and entered the metaphysical aesthetic realm of magical realism.

That's why I became addicted to it, hallucinated, and had the absurd and illogical idea that Princess Wan'er's breasts were padded and not real, and that they were divorced from materialist objective reality.

So, please give me another chance! From now on, I will definitely change my mind!

Also, this is a series of major scientific research achievements and excellent cultural works that I have just completed "White Paper on the Influence of Men's and Women's Clothing on Breast Size", "Song of Princess Wan'er's Amazing Figure" and "Declaration of Princess Wan'er's Good Figure"!"

Tang Wan'er, who had a slightly raised chin and wide-eyed eyes, reached out to take a large pile of documents presented by Liu Suifeng's hands, opened them and looked at them casually.

He nodded with a satisfied "uh-huh", then put aside the large pile of documents, and asked Dong Qingshu, Yu Shesheng and other ministers on the side, "Is this princess's figure really as Liu Suifeng said, shocking?"

"Of course!" Dong Qingshu took the lead, took the lead in taking a step, and used the fan in his hand as a court board for the minister to use to make a cheat sheet, "It's not just amazing, even the invisible internal organs in the body correspond to the twelve constellations of the Western Zodiac one by one, representing the great harmony of the entire universe!"

The ratio of the body to the legs has reached the golden ratio of 0.618:1!

Just like all the great works of art that have the same body and legs as Princess Wan'er, like Venus full of mutilated and beautiful broken arms, like the Mona Lisa with a honeyed smile! Just like the Eiffel Tower, which the French people call the Iron Lady!

Elegant and beautiful! Mysterious and peaceful! Wise and martial!

Princess Wan'er's perfect figure is simply a miracle from heaven!"

……

"Oh, hehe~" Listening to Liu Suifeng and Dong Qingshu talking a lot of mess to praise her figure, although she didn't understand what they were saying, Tang Wan'er still put a ladylike hand along her mouth, and let out a standard queen three-part laugh with satisfaction.

"Okay, this princess will let you go once, but remember, don't do it again next time. ”

"Princess Xie Wan'er!"

"Alright, let's get ready for tomorrow's pufferfish, but don't forget to get down to business. ”

"Yes, Princess Wan'er!"

After successfully solving the "real and false princess Taiping" incident, Liu Suifeng also began to deal with tetrodotoxin.

"Haw!

Liu Suifeng didn't say a word, picked up the spatula and "snapped" twice, and the two bulging puffer fish rolled their eyes, spat foam, and threw them into the pot.

"Yu Shesheng, order you to add water, General Zuo, add water!" Liu Suifeng shouted with serious eyes, Yu Shesheng, who received the order, was stunned for a moment, and then Yu Shesheng, who didn't dare to guess that he was lazy, hurriedly added a few scoops of water to the pot.

"Tie Yushan seniors, appoint you as the right general of five-spice oil! Trouble start a new stove, start the pot on low heat, add oil, star anise, Sichuan pepper, and bay leaves, and stir-fry until brown-yellow!"

"Quit lifelessness! Specially appoint you as a special task force to be fried! Start another pot, control the fire and warm the oil and stand by!"

"And you! Dong Qingshu! Seal you as the protector of this storm! Come to me and fan me! Make fires everywhere, it's weirdly hot. ”

……

Seeing Liu Suifeng giving orders with a serious face, commanding a group of people to be busy in the Moon Tower, looking like a coach who is strategizing and winning thousands of miles, Tang Wan'er couldn't help but want to laugh.

"That's it!"

With the last words of the willow with the wind easily and with extraordinary momentum.

The crowd that was busy like a little spinning top before also gasped one after another.

Tang Wan'er also walked to the cauldron with the lid on it, just to see what kind of magical changes had happened to the two puffer fish that had undergone a series of precise and high-level operation treatments.

The people who were so busy before wiped the sweat from their heads that they just wanted to see the fruits of their hard work.

"Wow"

As Liu lifted the lid of the pot with the wind, a burst of fragrant white gas rose, and everyone was stunned.

"What!"

I saw that in the pot, a light-colored steamed puffer fish and a brightly colored braised puffer fish were simply and rudely placed together by Liu Suifeng.

"Tai Chi gives birth to two yi, two yi gives birth to four elephants, and four elephants give birth to gossip, this is the yin and yang puffer fish banquet I just created!" Liu Suifeng looked at everyone who was stunned by the dishes in the pot, rubbed his nose, and said proudly.

"Yin and Yang, you ghost!"

"Isn't it just boiling two puffer fish and putting them together!"

"Said to be a non-toxic treatment!"

"We're so tired of commanding, you're going to get this thing for me?"

……

Hearing everyone's scolding, Liu Suifeng pressed it with both hands, signaling the excited people to calm down, "Don't worry, don't worry, I don't know how to get it for non-toxic treatment, but I have this thing." ”

As he spoke, Liu Suifeng poured the wine from the wine gourd into one small quilt after another.

"This thing?" everyone asked curiously, looking at the water-like object poured out of the wine gourd.

"Is this, the Yaochi water in West Kunlun, if you drink it, you can be poisonous, even this puffer fish poison is no exception. ”

"Oh, I see. ”

But after thinking about it, everyone felt a little strange, "Then wouldn't it be good if you just gave us this thing to drink, and let us be busy doing something?"

I saw Liu Suifeng pick up his small wine glass filled with "Yaochi Water", and his eyes suddenly became serious and serious, "To be honest, I am not very sure of my poisoning plan, because there are too many variables in it."

So it's highly likely to fail.

If the poisoning is exposed, or if it fails, the people of the Guanlong clan will definitely not let us go.

I'm afraid that when the time comes, we will all run away and die.

So before that, I want to have this with you again, maybe it's the last meal before saying goodbye.

These days, although we have not known each other for a long time, we have more or less a little friendship, and I don't want to say goodbye to everyone so recklessly. ”

Hearing Liu Suifeng's words, everyone suddenly became much heavier.

Of course, they know how dangerous what they are doing.

For the sake of a poor woman who has never known her, she does not hesitate to ruin her future and get into the trouble of killing.

Perhaps in the eyes of others, the deal is not so cost-effective, and even a little silly.

But in their eyes, this is a matter of course, because they are not only diners who compete for food by their ability, but in essence, they are chivalrous people, following the dogma and beliefs of the ancient and sacred way of chivalry.

Heaven is unfair? God has no eyes?

Then you can only follow the chivalrous way in your heart and do the right thing for heaven!

"Okay!" Everyone also picked up the small wine glasses containing "Yaochi Water" under the encouragement of Liu Suifeng.

"Then we'll replace wine with water!" Willow roared with the wind.

"It's done!" everyone also roared, and "Gollum" drank the "Yao Chi Water" in the small wine glass.

But as soon as they drank it, the so-called Yao Chi water had just touched their throats, but their expressions suddenly changed, and they realized that they had been deceived.

"This ...... It's wine!"

With that, one or two fell to the ground drunk, unconscious.

Only Liu Suifeng, who didn't drink it, took the small cup in his hand and walked into the room where the woman who jumped into the river was dying.

At this time, the woman who jumped into the river had not yet woken up, and even though she was unconscious, her hands tightly hugged the tattered red dress.

"Does the blood of someone who drip into it forget all the memories of that person when he wakes up?" Liu walked to the bed of the woman who jumped into the river with the wind, and said to herself, gently cutting the finger of the woman who jumped into the river, and dripping a drop of blood into the drunken dream of the wine glass.

"If that's the case, if you drip it into your own blood, maybe you can forget everything. ”

poured the small cup of drunken dreaming into the mouth of the unconscious river-jumping woman, Liu Suifeng carried the remaining drunken dreaming in the wine gourd, and slowly left alone.

But as soon as he walked out of the gate of the Moon Tower, he wanted to close the door, but he couldn't help but take one last look at Tang Wan'er, who was drunk on the ground.

After looking at it for a while, he smiled slightly, and then closed the door of the Moon Tower and disappeared into the night.

"After going around for a long time, I see, the old ghost's apprentice is really interesting. In the dark, the old man in black, who had lost his eyes, looked at the back of Liu Suifeng leaving, and finally understood what Liu Suifeng wanted to do.

Xiao Qing, who had purple and black lips on the side, also looked at Liu Suifeng and muttered quietly, "I don't want others to get involved, I don't want others to avenge him, so I have to face it alone?"

As he spoke, his purple-black lips moved slightly and he laughed.