Chapter 324: Chili

Chili pepper, also known as pepper, sea pepper, spicy pepper, spicy horn, Qin pepper, etc., is a plant of the genus Chili in the Solanaceae family. The genus Capsicum www.biquge.info is an annual or perennial herb. The fruit is usually conical or oblong in shape, green when unripe, and turns bright red, yellow, or purple when ripe, with red being the most common. The fruit of chili peppers has a spicy taste due to the fact that the peel contains capsaicin. Increases appetite. The content of vitamin C in chili peppers ranks first among vegetables, native to Mexico, and introduced to China at the end of the Ming Dynasty.

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Lu Dabao's daughter-in-law didn't chase a few steps and stopped chasing, her body was too heavy to run, not to mention the strong old man, even the sow was not necessarily who won and who lost in her current situation. However, there was no place for the gas in the stomach to panic, and in his irritation, he angrily scolded the daughters-in-law, and then went back to the house to rest.

As for Lu Dabao, he took a big stride and ran wildly, and in a moment he threw his daughter-in-law away, and then he was stuck in the small courtyard of the stupid cow in seven and eight turns, and he started to "go down to the grassroots level to greet the masses, solve the people's worries and unite the people's hearts", not only confused the stupid cow, but also confused the two babies who were learning martial arts at the stupid cow's house.

They really didn't understand, Lu everyone hurriedly ran over, this also asked, that also asked, nutritious, no content, villager, town, own family, other people's, daughter-in-law, children, no clue at all, and always imitated Li Liang's style, humming haha behind his back, coaxing a shy belly, stiff neck and calm face, what the hell is this trying to do?

Fortunately, this guy has a little social experience, and he saw Lu Dabao pulling gourds and scoops, no serious questions, and it was estimated that the two of them had a temper and were scolded by his daughter-in-law, so he ran to him to hide Qingjing, so he took out the "sorghum wine" given to him by Li Liang, prepared some snacks, and chatted with him eating and drinking.

Don't look at the stupid cow grows tall and big, like an old cow, and he is loyal and honest, anyone who sees it feels stupid, but in fact, the old boy is not stupid at all, on the contrary, he is very smart and learns everything quickly, especially in learning martial arts, and has an amazing talent. As long as he has seen the moves, he can memorize the routines once, memorize the movements twice, and learn them three times, which is quite awesome!

Of course, this kind of super learning talent is limited to the level of mortal martial arts, and if he is allowed to cultivate the exercises of the immortal family, he will be as stupid as a cow. As for why, do you still need to ask? How much time does it take to create a set of mortal martial arts, and how much time does it take to create a set of immortal martial arts?

Therefore, the "Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Descent" taught to him by Li Liang, that is, the "Broken Wave Palm", the Divine Realm Inflow Exercise "Broken Wave Palm" that was deceived from the old man he met by chance, was respected by Comrade Silly Niuer as a "treasure of martial arts in the world", hidden deep in the inner layer of underwear, kept close to the meat, and did not leave his body when taking a bath and going to the toilet, which shows the importance of it. And the reason is that he can't learn it, it's difficult, it's very difficult! He learned a trick after studying it for more than a month, and it was Li Liang who "inadvertently" instructed him after drinking.

At first, Silly Niu'er was not optimistic about Li Liang, thinking that he was not worthy of his sister, although his sister's face was full of some abscesses, and everyone who saw it felt terrible, but she was smart, calm, and wise, and belonged to a lovely person with a show, and Li Liang was blowing and boasting, running trains with his mouth, and doing a good job, but there were many secrets hidden behind it, and he was not at ease to hand over his sister to him.

After being in contact for a while, Silly Niu'er felt that Li Liang was a good match for his sister. The men are very arrogant, the girls are as careful as hair, although the men can brag, but do practical things, the ladies don't love words, but they can't support themselves, the ladies don't know how to run the house, the ladies are thrifty and thrifty, etc., no matter from which point of view, their complementary relationship is very suitable, and they also have the same ugly face.

Therefore, Silly Niu'er slowly accepted Li Liang, and began to slowly accommodate him, get close to him, and even take the initiative to chat with him, inviting him to sit in his own courtyard and drink some wine. At that time, Jasmine did not live with him, but with Silly Niu'er, every evening, Li Liang would take the initiative to invite everyone to his small courtyard to eat and drink, they were also very willing to enjoy food and wine, and they were familiar with each other.

However, Li Liang and Zhang Luo are Zhang Luo, Silly Niu'er and others don't drill into other people's courtyards every day, just go to each other every once in a while, and always go to other people's houses to eat and drink, what is that called? And out of politeness, I have to invite Li Liang back from time to time, and I have to call Nansheng and Tianma with my hand, so it was very tiring for Silly Niu'er during that time, he and his sister couldn't cook, and they had to force them to have some wine banquet party, can they not be tired?

It was at that time that Silly Niu'er discovered that Li Liang had many skills beyond ordinary people. Take cooking, for example. Silly Niu'er has eaten in high-end restaurants, and in the past few years as a soldier, he was favored by a partial general because of his bravery in combat, and was exceptionally promoted to the captain of the army, and then he has been a personal guard, eating and drinking to usher in the matter of sending him to the experience, but no matter how famous the restaurant is, the dishes made are not as good as the side dishes cooked by Li Liang at will, and it can even be said that it is not as good as pig food.

Another example is winemaking. If the wine brewed by Li Liang is wine, then the tribute wine, good wine, famous wine, etc., that Silly Niu'er drank before, can be collectively called stinky water. If you want to have no degree, if you want to have no taste, you have to hang the name of wine, and you don't feel like wine at all, what is it if it's not stinky water? If someone gives those drinks to a stupid cow now, they won't do anything if they put up any amount of money!

Let's take another example of the amount of alcohol. The degree of "sorghum wine" is not very high, in Li Liang's words, it is a 38-degree pure grain low-alcohol wine, but in the eyes of Silly Niu'er, the spirits in the spirits, the belly of the wine is like a knife, half a catty is confused, and a catty is about to climb down. With the amount of alcohol he drinks, it is quite okay to drink a pound of this kind of spirit, but it ranks second to last in Lujiazhuang, only better than the owner Lu Dabao.

Needless to say, Lu Dabao can drink half a catty when he is extraordinary, but he doesn't want to go home after drinking, he has to drill into the pigsty, he can't pull it, and he doesn't know why. The stupid cow is a standard pound of weight, and you can drink it up to one and a half pounds, and then you can't drink it alive or dead. As for the other three, it's scary to say!

Let's talk about gastrodia first. Don't look at the boy who looks like a thin monkey, but when he drinks wine, he is called a heroic, and he can drink ten in one go! In other words, his alcohol consumption must be at least five catties or more.

Let's talk about Nansheng. Buddy never uses a bowl to drink, he greets him directly with a jar, and at least three or four jars are eliminated at one time, if you convert it, it is thirty or forty catties, no wonder Li Liang calls him a stupid cow, what is the difference between this kind of booze and cow drinking?

Finally, Li Liang. Silly Niu'er has never seen a master who can drink as much as Li Liang when he grows so big, and it is not an exaggeration to use "a thousand cups do not pour, ten thousand cups do not get drunk" on him. Every time the dinner party starts, Li Liang becomes the leader of the table, the left side salutes the right side, drinks the gastrodia and drinks Nansheng, and then hugs Lu Dabao's neck Hu Kan, as for the stupid cow, he climbed down with two strokes of his hand, and he didn't delay things at all!

Silly Niu'er once calculated for Li Liang, under normal circumstances, this circle will get six jars of wine, that is, sixty catties, if you add some flower shows or something in the middle, then it won't count. Like "The End of the World", the wine bowl is laid out, and each person drinks one foot; like "Ten Thousand Zhangs of the Abyss", everyone drinks one zhang, like "Stacking Arhats", the sea bowl is stacked with five layers, and it is killed in one go, etc., every time you come to these programs, the stupid cow only sighs, and she doesn't dare to touch the edge at all, and she is scared to death, where do you dare to rush forward!

Through these little things, Silly Niu'er slowly got to know Li Liang, and felt that he was actually a very careful person and a person who understood life, otherwise it would be impossible to make such wonderful dishes and make such sweet wine. In comparison, their brother and sister are much worse, at least they both have a headache every time they cook, but Li Liang doesn't, so it's not bad to marry his sister to him, at least food and drink are guaranteed.

After three rounds of wine, five flavors of food, unconsciously the silly cow accompanied Lu Dabao has been drinking for more than an hour, and the eight taels of "sorghum wine" in the stomach began to produce an anesthetic effect, the tongue was a little knotted, the eyes were a little blurred, and the rigid face also became ruddy and shiny, like ripe shrimp skin.

"East, the owner, I'm straight, I speak impulsively, choking, just like chili peppers, if it's not good, there will be a spicy breath, so people can't get off the stage, so I, I don't like to talk. The stupid cow shook his head, patted Lu Dabao's shoulder and said.

This trick was learned from Li Liang, to be exact, I watched a lot, and I wrote it down imperceptibly, and then I thought it was very fun and interesting, so I learned it after imitating it a few times. However, the wine banquet some time ago was a bit dense, and the two ends of the three days were together, so that he has now developed such a bad habit, and he can't change it if he wants to.

"Huh! You talk rushed, that is still too rushed, that old boy drinks a little wine, but he dares to say anything!" Although the stupid cow's slap was a bit heavy, and it hurt a lot to hit his body, Lu Dabao enjoyed this feeling very much.

No matter how much alcohol he drinks, he always says what he should say, and he doesn't say a word about what he shouldn't. Boss, you, are you mistaken?" asked the silly cow with some curiosity, blinking.

Lu Dabao glanced at the two babies who were already drunk, pursed his lips, and said in a low voice: "I'll tell you the truth, the matter of persuading me to marry a little wife is what he saved!"

"Hehe, what's the matter with me, that's it?" He also persuaded me to come, and said that with my bones, I have to marry at least ten rooms, otherwise the yin and yang are not coordinated, and it is easy to fall ill, I didn't believe him, hehe......" The stupid cow scratched his head and laughed stupidly.

"What's the matter, he, he also told you?" Lu Dabao was stunned when he heard this, and said in disbelief.

"Isn't it? He said that he saw it from some kind of classic, called, called 'Macho Heart Sutra'! Hehe, I don't believe that there will be such a classic, those well-dressed literati I have seen it, and the thing of sneaking into the nest of the girls can do it, but let them write such a classic, I don't believe it!"

"Ah, but he, but what he said is Tao'er, not like he made up nonsense!" Lu Dabao was a little vague. The daring buddy has just made up his mind to marry a little wife, why is there no such a good classic?

"I don't know. The stupid cow picked up the wine bowl, took two more sips, wiped his mouth.

Li Liang negotiated with Lu Dabao to set the drinking rules of Lujiazhuang, "drink according to the amount, the wine utensils are not limited, you can enjoy the words, just drink well", so when everyone drinks, they choose the wine utensils according to their own amount of alcohol, for example, Lu Dabao makes the wine cup, the stupid cow makes the small bowl, the gastrodia makes the sea bowl, Nansheng holds the jar, and Li Liang is at will.

"Then do you say that the book is there or not?" Lu Dabao was silent for a while, feeling very unwilling, so he asked again.

"Well, I, I just said I don't believe it, I don't know if there is one......" Lu Dabao asked, and the stupid cow was also vague, after all, everything Li Liang said has been confirmed so far, such as cultivating grain, expanding the manor, abundant food and clothing, etc., and even the peerless martial arts "Eighteen Palms of Descending the Dragon" have taught him, is there any "Macho Heart Sutra", who dares to pack a ticket?

"So, is there it?" Lu Dabao was a little excited, it turned out that there was still one, and the matter of marrying a little wife could not be shaken, otherwise it would be bad for the body!

"It should be, it should be......" Silly Niu'er was even more ambiguous, could it be that Li Liang showed Lu Dabao what evidence could not be done?

Lu Dabao did not continue to ask, but picked up the wine cup and fell into deep thought. "Macho Heart Sutra" is really fucking there, but how to tell the daughter-in-law? Just tell the truth? It is estimated that it is suspenseful, if the little wife does not marry, the eldest wife will have to get angry, and when the time comes, the chicken and eggs will be sung. But if you don't say it, this nasty kitten is always scratching in my heart, and it's itchy and unbearable!

The stupid cow was silent after speaking. He was thinking about whether he should marry Shifang or not, not only that, but also thinking about his life after marrying Shifang, where to live, what kind of daughter-in-law he should marry, and a series of questions. Although he is also like Li Liang, there are a lot of secrets hidden behind his buttocks, selling himself as a serf is just an expedient measure, and he can slip away at any time if he wants to, but when it comes to marrying a daughter-in-law, he has to be cautious.

At this moment, a muffled sound suddenly came from the direction of the small courtyard of Tianma, and the shadow of a giant ape like a small mountain flashed away, and a black thing was thrown into the sky, accompanied by a howl like killing pigs, and galloped away as fast as a meteor. Immediately after, five rays of light of different colors rose into the air, flew straight towards the black thing, and fell again in the blink of an eye.

"This, what's going on?" Lu Dabao was stunned by the vision in front of him, seven points of drunkenness immediately decreased by six and a half points, and the remaining half points also turned into cold sweat and flowed down his neck.

"I, I don't know, but I look inside the courtyard that seems to be Tianma. "Silly Niu'er's situation is obviously better than Lu Dabao's, but he is still shocked by the vision, after all, for mortals, in the face of this kind of supernatural phenomenon, no matter how bold they are, they can only be afraid.

"God, Tianma, then, that kid is quite responsible!" Lu Dabao wanted to cry, look at these migrant workers we recruited, one by one fucked up, finally a young man with a duty to make such a big scene, where the hell is recruiting migrant workers, this is obviously a shelter for problem personnel!

"Huh, this, this, this celestial phenomenon is ......" Silly Niu'er and Lu Dabao stood stupidly in the middle of the courtyard, looking at the Tianma courtyard in a daze, and the vision of heaven and earth escalated again. I saw that the dark clouds were rolling in, thunder and lightning were raging, and the terrifying darkness and suffocating coercion shrouded the sky over Lujiazhuang in just a few breaths.

"This, this, what's going on?" Lu Dabao's frightened legs were weak, and he felt that his body had turned into a pile of mud, and no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't make it stand upright.

"Punishment, punishment of the heavenly calamity, is the punishment of the heavenly calamity! Could it be that the heavens are going to settle the dozen or so murder cases under my back? But this, but how can this look like going to Tianma?......" The stupid cow recognized the goods, and recognized the particularity of this celestial phenomenon at a glance, so in addition to panicking, he was a little more enlightened, and his mouth muttered softly.

Lu Dabao was already so frightened that he was about to pee his pants, but when he heard the stupid cow's muttering, his overwhelmed legs finally gave up insisting and threw him straight to the ground. "Ah, ten, more than a dozen homicides? Also, it's not for you, mother, I, why did I recruit such a group of people!"

"The owner, I, Zhang Chenyu, do things by myself, and I will never make trouble for you! No matter what the punishment of the Heavenly Tribulation destroys our Lujiazhuang, I will compensate according to the price. After my death, the proprietor only needs to rely on this copy to go to Hengxiang Qianzhuang in Lishui City and take out the things I stored there. Silly Niu'er looked at Lu Dabao, whose face was as white as paper, and was sitting on the ground, his bent back straightened, his proud head was raised, he reached out and took out a jade pendant from his arms and handed it over, saying very heroically.

"Silly, silly cow, you, you ......" Lu Dabao was originally very angry and depressed, but it can be seen that Silly Niuer still has a chivalrous demeanor in the face of death, and a trace of warmth can't help but surge in his heart.

"Don't say more! The host, hurry back and arrange for the wife and son to hide in the cellar, and prepare some food and water...... "Why, why did you stop?" Silly Niu'er waved his hand, interrupting Lu Dabao's emotion that he wanted to say but didn't say, and anxiously commanded a few words, but at this time, the originally vigorous vision of heaven and earth stopped.

"Ah, what, what do you mean? Could it be that you can't find the wrong person?" Lu Dabao was also dizzy, what the hell is going on?

"No, I'll have to take a look. The silly cow frowned and groaned for a while, but finally mustered up the courage and walked out.

"Silly, silly cow, wait for me, I'm going too!" Lu Dabao saw the stupid cow walking out, and hurriedly shouted. On the one hand, he also wants to find out what is going on, after all, it is the person he recruited, what can he do in the future if he doesn't understand the reason?

"Oh, okay, I'll help you go. Hey, what should I do if I enter the baby and become a baby?"

"Send them to the cellar, of course!"

"Oh, okay, I'll hug them first. ”

"Okay, I'm here for a while. Hey, stupid cow, remember to tell my daughter-in-law that the ten taels of gold are hidden under the pig food trough, if I have something to do, let her take the babies away and fly away, the farther away the better!"

"Oh, I see. ”

"Hey, and this jade pendant, you give it to my daughter-in-law and tell her that this is for the babies to marry their daughters-in-law, don't spend it indiscriminately, the girl you bought is unreliable!"

"Oh, I see. ”

"Hey, yes, and, I, I buried twenty taels of silver under the pillar on the west side of the cowshed, you tell my daughter-in-law, let her take it out together, there is a disaster and a disaster or something, don't be bitter baby." ”

"Oh, I see. Owner, you can tell everything else, this one by one jumps out, it's very troublesome. ”

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