Tao Qian is good at drinking, easy teeth are good at cooking, and poets are good at spraying.

Last night, Qiao Mu's mentality of being sprayed was a little broken.

It was a flight to ancient Athens, and he was resting on his seat wearing a mask and sunglasses, and he really didn't want to communicate with people.

In the first-class cabin, there are all leading actors, directors and others, and the one near him is Tang Yan. The guy was chewing gum in his mouth and lying on the other side, and the two of them were in exactly the same position, quite happy.

Coldly, Tang Yan turned over and asked, "Qiaoqiao, you're on the plane, why are you still wearing a mask and sunglasses?"

Qiao Mu turned his back to her, looked at the blue sky outside the window, and said in a low mood: "Well, I was splashed with sulfuric acid last night and was disfigured. ”

"What do you mean?"

This is a little strange, but what is the meaning of it, Tang Yan can't guess it even after racking his brains.

Qiao Mu pulled up the blanket and said in a low voice, "Literally." ”

Oh, if it's really literal, then this should be lying in the emergency department of the hospital, where can he brag and talk about the mountains here?

Tang Yan knew that the kid didn't want to talk about it anymore, so he shut up and closed his eyes to rest.

But, after a while. The boy said, "Help me see if there's anything strange on my face." ”

Tang Yan opened his eyes and saw that the kid had taken off his mask and sunglasses, pestled his chin, and stared at himself with a frown.

Some people are handsome from childhood to old age, and they don't give people a way to live, and that kid is. With a white and tender face, talking eyes, a sultry mouth, and a hooking nose, that kid is so handsome.

She said, "It's very clean, don't you wake up in the morning and wash your face and brush your teeth?"

She leaned over to take a closer look. However, the boy's body shrank back sharply, and he asked from a distance, "What do you want to do?"

This startled Tang Yan was a little stunned. She was stunned and said, "Jojo, you can't really not brush your teeth, do you?"

Qiao Mu lowered his head and slowly put on the mask, he shook his head and said, "Familiar, if you spread rumors, I will sue you for slander." ”

She didn't understand, and asked suspiciously, "Then what do you mind so much?"

Qiao Mu turned around and said in a suffocated tone: "It's inconvenient to disclose, there are some very awkward things, in short, don't ask nonsense." ”

A hot face greets each other, but they are greeted coldly. Tang Yan lay down a little unhappily, and muttered in his mouth: "Forget it, we have to fly for a long, long time, you can rest by yourself! Today is like being persecuted paranoia, nervous." ”

Even if Qiao Mu is very aggrieved, he doesn't want to explain, it's really embarrassing. He held out his hand and said, "Eh, give me a piece of gum." ”

Tang Yan said lightly: "No." ”

Qiao Mu turned over, looked at her face and said, "You have it in your trouser pocket, give it to me." ”

Who is this tough tone? Although she has always been soft, she occasionally has been hard. For example, now, she says, "Don't give." ”

"No, you're poisonous, aren't you? I won't give you a piece of chewing gum, will I provoke you?" Qiao Mu felt very puzzled.

However, Tang Yan was even more puzzling. This is typical bandit logic, not giving you chewing gum is poisonous?

She said angrily: "Why do you want to give it to you, who are you? I don't know you well." ”

"Eh, did you eat gunpowder? Inexplicably, you went crazy and got kicked in the brain by a donkey?"

"You little red guy, you just got kicked by a donkey. Kick less than ninety-nine eighty-one kicks, and kick you to the brain. ”

"You are an old man, relying on the old and selling the old. I thought that if you were more than ten years older, I would have to let you. I'm furious, I'll take care of you, men, women, and children. ”

"Nong's little Ah Fei with root number 3, the Hu of the gods, don't you want to eat life?"

Ha, it actually soared into the East China Sea dialect, Qiao Mu couldn't understand it, but the momentum couldn't be left behind. He was also angry, and said angrily: "I'll take you a ......"

Yuan Hong nearby, seeing that something was wrong, the two guys over there actually quarreled, and he asked, "Mr. Qiao, what's wrong with you?"

The atmosphere was instantly embarrassing, and the eyes of everyone in the first class room all glanced over. Qiao Mu's fingers raised in the air lifted up, poked his hair, and said, "It's nothing, I'm joking with Sister Nannan." ”

"Forget it, I don't have your undisguised brother. She turned her back to him. Then, she said, "I'm joking, it's nothing!"

Shen Yan nodded and said, "That's good, both of you are starring." The rivalry between the two of you, the sea is gone, don't make contradictions. ”

Qiao Mu nodded and said, "We're really fine, it's just a bit harder, just joking." ”

Zhu Xu Dan raised his little hand and asked, "Mr. Qiao, can you change places with me?" I want to see what looks outside the window. ”

This girl's emotional intelligence is proper, and she is afraid that she will continue to quarrel when she sits with Tang Yan, so she took the initiative to apply for a seat change. can not only separate the two contradictory people, but also not appear embarrassed and awkward.

But it's a pity, which of those people in the first class is not a human spirit?

They can all see that they are tired, and they are quarreling with each other, so since Qiao Mu is lying, he has to continue to talk about it. He said: "I like to watch it, why don't you change it with Ye Qing! She is good and easy to talk to." ”

Ye Qing was also quite confused, she was pretending to be stupid and didn't get involved, and she could lie down with the gun? In the end, she got up in cooperation with this farce and gave up her seat.

After a long time, it was quiet, and no one continued to look at this side.

Qiao Mu secretly stretched out his hand, poked Tang Yan's shoulder and said, "Nan!"

Unmoved, she continued to pretend to be asleep.

"Sister Nannan!"

"Tang Nannan?"

"Donald Duck?"

"Tang Hulu?"

Tang Yan couldn't help it, she turned over, looked at him and said, "Nong, can't you carry it?" I don't want to talk to you. ”

The seat was adjusted very low, Qiao Mu pillowed his head, and said, "Sister Nannan, I'm sorry." ”

"Just do your best," she was about to scold ...... madness, but looking at his pitiful face, she shook her head and said, "Don't get into the line! ”

Qiao Mu laughed, and he said, "Well, I'm not in a good mood, so I have been holding back and holding back, and then I suddenly broke out." I'm just sorry, don't be angry. ”

Tang Yan took out the chewing gum from his trouser pocket, took a slice and handed it to him, and said, "If I don't get angry with you, you're just a little kid." ”

He took it and didn't continue to fight. Finally, they reconciled temporarily, and there was no need to continue arguing. He asked, "What do you mean by not crossing boundaries?"

Tang Yan also took a piece of it herself, and she said: "What I taught you is that it doesn't matter, it's okay." ”

He continued, "What is the number 3, the Hu of God?"

Tang Yan felt that he was a failure, and scolded him, but this guy didn't understand at all. But he didn't understand, but he knew that he had exploded and fought back.

The most angry thing is that I can understand his Cantonese foul language. She said angrily, "Praise you for your good looks." ”

"Oh!" Qiao Mu didn't bother to ask, in short, it was a curse, just remember it quietly.

Tang Yan suddenly asked, "Qiaoqiao, what's wrong with you today?" It looks weird, it was very strange before you got on the plane. Shi Shi didn't come to see you off, you lost your temper?"

"Alas!"

Qiao Mu sighed and said, "How can I be? I was made by her, it was quite miserable, and the whole person was very aggrieved." ”

Tang Yan became interested, and she asked, "How did Shi Shi fix you?"

Qiao Mu didn't answer, too ashamed, too salty.

He just tried to change the subject, asking: "Did you know, in fact, sometimes, we often get lost in the fork in the road of life, confused and don't know where to go. ”

Tang Yan smiled: "Are these important to me?"

"It doesn't matter!" he laughed along, and he said, "By the way, you seem to have a lot of money over the years." You have a balance of millions in your bank card, plus your villa also has to be tens of millions, right?"

Tang Yan disagreed, she said: "The more you are busy, the more you earn." My salary has now risen to 500,000 per episode, and I can easily earn tens of millions of dollars for two dramas. ”

Qiao Mu clapped his hands and said softly: "Then you are really amazing, the hidden little rich woman, please take care of it." I can eat, drink, and make noise, but it's fun. ”

She agrees with this very much, and she doesn't forget to add a sentence, saying: "You can do it quite well."

Qiao Mu denied it, and he said, "Hehe, boring. At the beginning, I was also an innocent little student, and I could blush when I said a word to a girl. How can it be?"

"Hehe, you're all like Teddy, just come up with a woman. If you don't do it, who will?"

"Reasonable, where am I teddy?"

Tang Yan propped herself up slightly, leaned over, and said in a low voice: "Mi Mi, Shi Shi." ”

Qiao Mu said helplessly: "OK, count me Teddy." Ben Teddy is going to sleep, so I won't nag you. ”

Tang Yan patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't sleep!"

"What's wrong?" Qiao Mu asked, opening his eyes and looking at her.

"You haven't said it yet, why aren't you happy?"

"Oh, last night, my family Shishi asked me why I was not happy today. I said in my imagination, there was a pair of skateboard shoes......"

Qiao Mu sang awkwardly when she didn't agree with her, which made her laugh. She forced a smile and squinted at him, striking a funny gif face.

Tang Yan said: "I'll tell you seriously." ”

Qiao Mu was very entangled, he played with his nails, and said hesitantly, "You really want to know?"

"Hmm!"

"And Cantonese that you don't listen to?"

Tang Yan looked worried, does this matter have anything to do with whether she can speak Cantonese? She replied honestly: "I can understand a little, you can say it!"

He leaned over and whispered, "Do you know what it means to lick?"

"yes, I know!"

"What about the skull?"

Tang Yan instantly understood, she opened her mouth in surprise, and said in a daze: "You are so good to Shishi?"

"Alas, don't mention it. I helped each other with her, but the lack of squeak sprayed me in the face and broke my mind. ”