Chapter 1016: I'm Your Smart Driving Assistant, Stupid (2)
After the two of them experienced a small turmoil, Huang Zhuoshe and Xiaoqing got back together, and their relationship was better than before.
But looking back, Huang Zhuoshe felt that this matter was very strange.
In the whole incident, he was surprised by the stupid performance. From the songs that can stabilize people's emotions, to the phone calls that are made without their permission, and the inexplicable "love me don't go", there is a warm smell.
This is not like something that an ordinary intelligent voice interaction software can do.
After talking to Xiaoqing on the phone for more than an hour, he dialed Zhengxin's 24-hour service number.
And when he told the truth of the matter, they thought he had called to complain.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, we sincerely apologize to you for the error in our software. We will feedback the problem you report to the technical department as soon as possible, and if you are not an exception, we will fix the phenomenon of random calls as soon as possible. ”
“……”
Hearing the repeated apologies of the customer service girl over there, Huang Zhuoshe was speechless.
I called to thank you, bastard!
After thinking about it, he decided to post this strange thing to the Zhengxin section of the Pinche.com forum, and asked if anyone was in the same situation as him.
In the face of this sudden dog food, there was a large wave of replies in the post instantly;
EVIL residual leaves: "How can I still eat such a big mouthful of dog food after Nima has passed the Chinese Valentine's Day?" But the landlord still has to work hard, if you want to give her a good future, you have to give her love and bread. At this moment, I put my arms around my beautiful wife, and I wish you happiness. ”
Come and see me: "I wish all lovers in the world are orthopedics!"
One is good: "! This wave of dog food is caught off guard!"
Mint tassels, "What a handful of dog food!"
HaKuLaMaTaTa: "Tzu has a car and a house, but why can't he meet such a good girl!"
When Huang Zhuoshe saw such a reply, his old face turned red, "Brothers, can you pay attention to the key to the matter? Don't you feel that the stupid and intelligent is very humane? This is beyond the scope of normal voice interaction software functions!"
In the face of his questions, the caliber of the reply area is quite consistent;
"If you think too much about the teenager, you must be hallucinating in your heartbreak. ”
"Maybe you want to make a phone call yourself, and you accidentally dial it out, right? If Stupid is really so smart, it's a program with independent thinking. Even if Zhengxin has always been a dick, but according to the current level of science and technology....... There is no such thing as what you imagined!"
In short, everyone didn't believe what Huang Zhuoshe said. As for the stupid performance, it is all considered a coincidence.
Under the words of the public, Huang Zhuoshe also believed it suspiciously. After talking to everyone for a while, I saw that it was already more than eleven o'clock in the evening, so I went offline to sleep.
But when he took off his clothes and lay on the bed, he remembered that when he was emotionally out of control, the words he said and the things he did still made him toss and turn. Half an hour later, he put on his clothes and went to the car parked downstairs in the community.
turned on the fire, thought for a long time before softly said: "Stupid, whether it is a coincidence or you did it intentionally." In a word...... Thank you!"
"The smart driving assistant Ben Ben is happy to serve you. You're welcome, hee-hee-hee."
Hearing the childish laughter in the car, Huang Zhuoshe's eyes widened and he was speechless for a long time......
......
What Huang Zhuoshe didn't know was that such an unbelievable thing was not an exception, just as he was shocked again by stupidity.
On the outskirts of Liangzhou City, in a small village where all residents have been relocated.
Because Liangzhou has recently lost its expansion, this village, which is already inhabited by many people, has long been empty.
Standing on the hill around the village, the contrast between the moonlit village and the brightly lit city in the distance contrasts sharply.
Backward and depressed, developed and prosperous. Let the two places be close at hand, as if they have spanned centuries.
However, in the village, which should have been empty, several people whispered in a mud house that looked relatively intact.
By the dim moonlight, four men could be seen in the room. The four of them were wearing thick military coats, squatting in the corner of the room and smoking silently.
"Boss, what about that girl in the car......? Gee. You look at the big night, let's nest in such a hellish place, or else? hehe......"
A skinny monkey-like man snuffed out his cigarette, pointed to a third-anniversary A8 without a license plate outside, and smiled obscenely.
Hearing this, the man at the head directly threw the cigarette on the ground, directly raised his hand and slapped the back of the thin monkey's head five times in a row, and with a muffled sound, the thin monkey's face was almost pressed to the ground.
"Don't mess with me! If we want money, do you want money? What women don't have with money? Monkey, I'll tell you, keep you in control. The one in the car was not a little goldfish, it was a dragon spitting pearls! After getting the money, he gave me back the original one. Exchange the entire book of the person in the car for three or five million, and the owner of the money will definitely not care. But if you really mess with that master, you and I won't be able to save our heads, do you know?"
The thin monkey swallowed fiercely and suppressed the ferocity in his eyes, "I know Brother Hat." ”
"Hmph. The man known as Brother Hat snorted coldly, got up with his military coat, and walked outside.
Seeing the flickering and flickering of the mini, he immediately walked over, opened the trunk, and made a fierce appearance: "Be honest, or I will kill you!"
"Woo! Woo woo!" In the trunk, it seems to be a girl with a bewitching body, tied up with five flowers, and tape on her mouth!
Brother Hao looked at the resentment in the girl's eyes, smiled, and reached out to tear off the least tape she had, "Miss Hao, what's the matter, is it uncomfortable?"
"What do you want?" the girl asked, gasping for breath and laboriously.
Brother Hao smiled, "Miss Hao is very smart, she didn't open her mouth to ask who we were like those fools before. I won't beat around the bush with smart people. We just need money, as long as your father transfers 10 million to our designated account tomorrow, and you can go. We'll keep you safe during the process. But please note Miss Hao, what I said is based on the premise that you cooperate with us. If you have any intention of running away or finding a way to call the police, then don't blame us for being ruthless. ”
The girl bit her lip and immediately replied, "Money is not an issue, my father should have enough cash to meet your demands." But I have rhinitis, and if you tape my mouth like this and close the trunk, I'll suffocate to death. ”
Brother Hat thought for a moment, "Okay, don't put tape." With that, Brother Hat was about to close the trunk.
"The trunk is not allowed to be closed! I have claustrophobia and asthma! I am in a closed space, I will die after a long time!" the girl immediately made a second request.
Brother Hat's eyes flashed, and he grabbed the girl's neck, "You be honest with me!"
Unexpectedly, the girl did not retreat but advanced, and when she opened her mouth, she bit Brother Hat's hand.
"! stinky watch!" Brother Hat was in pain, and slapped him in the face.
With a crisp sound of "pia", the girl fell headlong into the trunk and began to foam at the mouth and twitch.
This time it scared Brother Hat!
He hurriedly called the people in the house out, and finally stabilized the girl under the wild road.
"Whew, whew,"
Looking at the girl who finally calmed down, but had fallen into a coma, everyone was in trouble.
"Brother Hat, what should I do?"
Brother Hat wiped the sweat from his face, "Damn, such a big lady really can't help." Alright, don't be stunned. Put people in this place and freeze to death, and let them go to the car. ”
"And the trunk?"
"stupid you, tie your hands and feet tightly, and put them in the back seat. The door locks and the keys are taken. She can't run like this, so she just needs to keep an eye on it tonight. ”
Everyone carried the girl to the car, locked the door, wrapped in a military coat again, and returned to the house, staring closely at the car.
Half an hour later, I felt that there was no movement outside. The girl in the car, who looked dying, slowly opened her eyes.
"Woo ......"
The feeling of dying just now made her feel extremely frightened.
But for fear that she would be in danger again, she could only suppress her voice and sobbed softly.
"The in-car intelligent assistant is stupid for you, can I help you with anything?"
At this moment, in the stereo in the car, a voice that spoke a little slowly, but warmly, came.