Chapter 57: I'm Fat, But I'm Not Bent
"Burst machine guns. β
Zheng Jie's ten fingers on both hands converged on the heterogeneous current, and shot out at the same time.
The faint flash of light seemed to illuminate the entire cave in an instant.
Countless vines surged in, and could be briefly paused when colliding with a faint flash of light.
In an instant, Liu Tao burned the vines wrapped around Xiao Na's feet, and the two hurriedly rushed to the cave.
At this time, the fat man leaned out of the hole with half of his body, waved his bulging arms, and shouted desperately: "Boss, this way, hurry up." β
Zheng Jie fell behind, looked back at the overwhelming world, like a sea of vines constantly surging from the surging river, his legs were filled with xenoelectric current, and the thunder shaved and disappeared in an instant.
Click, the sound of hurried footsteps echoed in the tunnel.
There's light ahead!
The fat man used his strength to feed, shaking his chest, and beads of sweat the size of beans kept running down his cheeks, running towards the light.
Getting closer, getting closer.
The moment he came out of the hole, the fat man was like a swan, ready to fly high.
"Oops!"
Caught off guard, and as soon as he got out of the hole, he was kicked and fell to the right.
This kick is not light, the fat man is on all fours, rubbing his head, finally relieving himself, squinting slightly, looking at the man standing in front of him, from anger to puzzlement.
Why did he shoot at himself?
The guards next to the eldest cousin.
Just when he was puzzled,
"Take a closer look at what's up ahead?"
Front?
The fat man's head tilted, and a gust of cold wind blew in his face.
I grass!
There's a cliff ahead!
There is a cliff under the Tema Cave, my day, a liar!
"Oh, Xiao Tao, Xiao Na, you're okay, great!" Professor Chen looked at the proud protΓ©gΓ© who came out of the hole, his face excited.
"Professor, we're fine. Xiao Tao held the frightened Xiao Na with his right hand, his tone was kind, but his demeanor was a little distant.
"It's okay, it's fine. Professor Chen withdrew his dangling hands, knowing in his heart that since he had just seen that he was not saved, these two beloved disciples did not respect him as much as before. There is a gap between them, there is a rift, and they can no longer be as close as usual.
Professor Chen was still kind and kind, but when he caught a glimpse of Zheng Jie, who finally came out of the cave, he had a trace of solemnity and curiosity.
Jingle bell, the strange bell rang again, like a reminder, tightly driving everyone to run for their lives.
"It won't be long before the vines will spread here, and we must get out of here now. The Ninth Master looked at this bottomless cliff and said solemnly.
"Look, there's a hole in the cliff face on the opposite side. "Ah Zhen took the wolf's eye electric light and found a similar hole on the opposite side.
But the bottom of the cliff is unfathomable, and our group is ten meters away from the hole, how can we get there?
"Ah Zhen, prepare to go over!" the Ninth Master commanded.
I saw that the eldest sister took out a bundle of ropes from her bag, a pubic paw, and then neatly tied her claws to one end of the rope, waved the cable, and threw it, and the claws were crooked.
Once, twice.
There was a rustling sound in the cave behind him, and the vines were about to come out.
"Hurry up, I'm dying. Cortana couldn't help but sigh.
Finally, for the third time, the claws managed to grasp a solid rock.
Ah Zhen pulled hard, and then wrapped the other end of the rope around a large rock on this side.
Then, she took a deep breath, grabbed the rope, hung upside down in the air, and climbed over.
With the strength of her Ming Jin, after a while, she arrived at the opposite hole.
Then the Ninth Master, Professor Chen, grabbed the rope one after another, hung it in the air, and slowly crawled over.
I don't know how old or eighty I am at all.
"Does Professor Chen usually exercise?" Zheng Jie asked Liu Tao.
"No, the professor is busy with archaeological research on weekdays, so how can he have time to exercise, and his body is relatively weak.
Perhaps, at the moment of life and death, it is not necessary to stimulate his potential. Liu Tao was also a little puzzled. But he blamed it on his life.
"Really?" Zheng Jie glanced meaningfully at the professor who was athletic at the moment.
After a thrilling process, Cortana finally climbed to the opposite hole.
Now there are only four people left: Zheng Jie, Fatty, Brother Qi, and Lei Jun.
Lei Jun prepared from the beginning, stretched his coat, tied a dead knot, put it on the rope, and then walked slowly with Brother Qi, one after the other.
And the fat man just looked at the front of him indifferently.
"Fatty, what's wrong?" Zheng Jie asked.
At this time, the fat man turned his head tremblingly, his face was a little hideous, and he said in horror: "Boss, I can't get by." β
"Fatty, you. β
Finally, vines slowly crawled out of the hole behind them.
Across.
The Ninth Master took a puff of dry tobacco and said helplessly: "It's still too reluctant, maybe I shouldn't have agreed to bring him in the first place." β
"I was against it from the beginning. But now there is no way to do it. β
"Alas, still too young. β
"Look, Miss. β
"To each man has a life. The eldest cousin said coldly, but looking at the fat figure, there was always a trace of worry.
"Come, fatty, you look at me. Zheng Jie tried to persuade.
"Boss, it's useless. No matter how much you encourage me, I won't be able to get by. My weight, and my arm strength. I can't even do a pull-up. Hanging over, clutching a rope, crawling over. Boss, really, I can't do it. The fat man glanced at the endless abyss, as if to devour everything.
And Lei Jun, who had climbed a quarter, listened to the conversation between the two and didn't look back.
"Garbage is garbage. Fortunately, it's a bit self-aware. Knowing that you can't do it, just obediently waiting for death is what garbage should do. Lei Jun crawled, crawled, and smiled gloomily, "Lao Tzu has already broken a hand, you two put your lives on the line, this is logical, this is correct." β
Zheng Jie took a step forward and stretched out his hands forward.
"Fatty, come. β
"Boss, don't waste any more time, with your strength, it will be easy to pass. You haven't given up on me until now, and I'm satisfied. Really, Boss. Go away, I don't blame you. The fat man squeezed out a smile that was uglier than crying.
"Yes, fat man, but before you can do it, you have to fulfill one of my wishes. β
"Wish!"
"That's right, fatty, come and dance with me. β
Hearing this, the air was inexplicably stagnant.
The fat man was stunned for a moment, and said uncertainly: "Dance?"
"Come on. β
Zheng Jie always stretched his hands forward and made an inviting gesture.
Well, I'm almost braided. There's nothing you can't do, isn't it just dancing.
When the fat man's fat hands shook Zheng Jie's ten fingers, Ah Zhen's wolf-eye electric light just shone on them, like the protagonist under the spotlight of the ball.
"What are they doing, shaking hands?"
"I'm not dazzled, how do I feel passionate. β
"I won't have a kiss goodbye at the end!"
"Hey, don't disgust me. β
At this time, they moved, according to a rhythm, moved.
"Fatty, 123, turn right.
123, turn left. β
Zheng Jie instructed the fat man to move along with the dance steps.
At this time, the vines were only one meter away from them.
"I'm grass, it's really weird. At this time, I was still dancing. β
"Miss, this ......"
Lei Jun didn't want to be distracted, but when he heard the sound behind him, he couldn't help but glance back.
Just this one, I almost went blind.
"Boss, I've known for a long time that you have something wrong with your sexual orientation. β
Zheng Jie's forehead was bulging.
"Boss, I know you like me, but in the end, I can only tell you helplessly, although I am fat, I am not bent. In the future, without me by your side, you can live well, and live well as a pure man. β
Zheng Jie's forehead was bruised.
He tried his best to suppress himself, and said word by word: "Fatty, if you are still alive, can you grant me another wish."
I mean any. β
There was a hint of expectation in the fat man's heart, and in the end, reason still prevailed.
I'm out of play.
"Okay, I promise you. β
Since it will never be possible, why not say yes.
"Good!"
Then, Zheng Jie's arms seemed to flash with lightning. He suddenly centered on himself, pulled the fat man, and kept spinning.
One, two, three......
"Boss!"
Until the fat man was so dizzy that he was about to vomit.
He let go of his hands.
The people on the other side stared at the fat that was thrown like a lead ball.
It's getting closer and closer to itself.
Boom.
It landed, followed by inertia, and rolled into the cavern.
The ninth master's dry smoke was still curling, and his mouth was open, as if he had Alzheimer's.
And the others are not much better, looking stupid.
The main thing is this, it's so bizarre.
It's completely against science, okay!
By the way, is the fat man dead?
"Oops, it hurts me. There was a noise in the cave.
It's okay, alive.
"You see, the vines are coming. β
Seeing that Zheng Jie was about to be devoured.