"Brother System, in today's information age, it is not possible to do without a mobile phone, and now you restrict me from using secular money, so what about the phone bill? Oh no, I don't even know about things like some Taoist ceremonies. ”

Now WeChat as a daily communication tool, has basically covered the Chinese region, as a social tool, basically no WeChat is equivalent to an inch of difficulty, although it is useless now, but in the future as a basic social tool will definitely be used.

No phone bills, no Wi-Fi, no farts with WeChat...

"Your time is so troublesome...", the system muttered, "Okay, you can look at your phone now." ”

Looking at your phone?

Li Yun didn't know why, but he still opened his mobile phone, and was startled when he saw that his mobile phone was charged with 10 million phone bills.

That's right, the phone bill of 10 million is that you can't watch movies with traffic every day!

Awesome my system brother.

"You're awesome. ”

"No thanks, host, please continue to work hard and promote my Daomen, this is just a little support, just accept you an incense money." The system fell silent.

Li Yun: "......"

I still want money!

But think about it, an incense money, in exchange for unlimited phone bills, in fact, it's okay, in the information age, no network is not good.

Li Yun looked at his mobile phone and swiped the news, it was nothing more than some gossip news, but there was a news about Elephant Head Mountain on the headlines of a hot post on a local forum...

"There are giant pandas in Elephant Head Mountain, I am Xiao Gou to lie to you. - Ma Feifei.

"What do you think the giant panda is, this place in Huizhou is not in line with the living environment of the giant panda at all, if there is a giant panda, I will eat three catties of Xiang, and the post will not be explained. - Chubby flower man.

"Never blow the comparison, I saw it with my own eyes, I was almost eaten by it, fortunately, there is an unfathomable Taoist on the mountain, and he subdued the panda, no, I have to go and repay a wave of wishes in a while. - Ma Feifei.

"Hey, hey, Aoyama Psychiatric Hospital..."

"Could it be that some Taoist temple started to hype, it's usually this routine, give a hot post, and then throw out the purpose, the old routine [manual funny]. "—Waiting for the one you love.

"Upstairs is right, it's definitely this Taoist temple hype, it's really no IQ, and it's still a panda hype, you just say that there are savages above who are more reliable than pandas, hahaha~~" - every day and every day.

Some people are discussing the news of the panda on Elephant Head Mountain, and some people are discussing the mysterious Taoist who does not know whether it exists.

Although there are a lot of detractors, they have always gained a little popularity...

"This Ma Feifei is that couple, tsk. Li Yun skimmed it roughly, and didn't continue to pay attention, according to the usual rhythm, I am afraid that it will be treated as a hysteria water sticker, and it will be flooded by the water sticker the next day.

Li Yun didn't go online much, and then turned off his phone directly.

At this time, the panda also returned, and the round black and white bear, covered with mud, looked very sloppy.

"Uh. The corners of Li Yun's mouth twitched a little, but he also knew that this panda liked to roll, rolling on the ground, rolling on trees, and rolling everywhere.

"I hate it, it's raining heavily, and I'm dirty. The panda tried to wipe the dirt off his body, but when he realized that his hands were not long enough, he didn't struggle anymore.

In fact, what Li Yun wants to say is that even if it doesn't rain, it's dirty, and it's impossible to roll and not get dirty.

At this time, the panda took out three huge bamboo shoots: "Look, the bamboo shoots I dug back, eat, super delicious, I'm really lucky today, I usually can't dig a single one, and today I just have the strength to go to the other side of the mountain, where there are a lot of big bamboos." ”

Li Yun also took the bamboo shoot with a smile.

The three bamboo shoots look verdant, like fine jade, and they are so tall that they are higher than the market in terms of appearance.

"Wait a minute, fry the bamboo shoots for you to eat. ”

"Okay... I'm also kind of craving to eat bamboo shoots. The panda lay down on the ground and said lazily: "I'm so sleepy, I'll sleep for a while." ”

Li Yun smiled and stroked the panda's billowing head, then got up to handle the bamboo shoots.

Today is also considered a full mouth, eating spiritual grass in the morning, drinking spiritual grass porridge at noon, and eating bamboo shoots in the afternoon, but it was not so good treatment before.

After some processing, the fragrant stir-fried bamboo shoots are out of the pot, without using some spicy condiments, and some only have verdant bamboo shoots and a spiritual grass leaf.

Combined, even a whole roast chicken is not as fragrant as it.

After bringing out the big pot of fried bamboo shoots, the panda was already drooling, and his eyes were green when he looked at Li Yun.

"Well... It's so fragrant, why weren't the bamboo shoots so fragrant before, is it because it's hot" The panda coveted the verdant fried bamboo shoots a little, Li Yun hadn't moved yet, and it didn't dare to move.

After all, the person in front of him is the ultimate embodiment of his desire to eat and wait for death.

"Wait a minute, there's still a little bit of a hot mouth... Well, of course I don't think you're afraid, eat it, eat it. Li Yun used chopsticks to clip half of the bamboo shoots into the panda's hand.

The panda is not afraid of being hot, so he chewed the bamboo shoots directly, chewing them all the time and making a crunchy sound, and his face was full of happy expressions.

"It's delicious, it's delicious, I've never eaten bamboo shoots that tasted so good, woo woo woo is so delicious. After the panda finished chewing, he looked at Li Yun pitifully, as if he was going to eat it again.

Li Yun also smiled, and planned to continue to clip it, but was stopped by the panda, and the big fleshy palm pushed away the chopsticks with difficulty.

"I... This was meant to be for you to eat, but I won't eat it, I'm going to sleep... Can't eat anymore, can't eat anymore. The panda reluctantly looked at the bamboo shoots in front of him, and then resolutely planned to use sleep to resist the temptation, and directly found a corner to lie down.

"It's pretty principled. Li Yun couldn't laugh or cry, and he was not ambiguous, and he ate the remaining bamboo shoots after dividing five by two.

After eating, Li Yun was also full of enjoyment, worthy of wild bamboo shoots, crisp and sweet, and big.

I didn't know there was such a delicacy on this mountain.

But according to Panda, there aren't many bamboo shoots.

Just as Li Yun was about to go to wash the dishes, a cheerful voice came in.

"It's so fragrant, the Taoist is eating... it! Giant panda! It turns out that Ma Feifei didn't blow it!"