Chapter 555: The Spiritual Life of the Poor
But then, the on-screen messages in the room made him a little nervous......
"Cut, there's not even a guild ......"
"The equipment is not good ......"
"Let's go......"
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But God favors him, and in the end there are still two left, looking at the two mm left, he said in his heart, no matter what, I have to keep one today.
Directly opened a 188 (fastest dance music)!
Simply type out a sentence and start pretending to be b-praised!
"F1 (Ready), thank you. ”
But when he pressed F1, he realized that something was wrong, and he actually forgot to open it.
So while the dance music was loading, he quickly ALT+F4 ended the game progression, pretending that he was stuck in the game......
After entering the room after entering the game, there is still the last mm left in the room......
Of course, as long as there are people, then you have to continue to perform, enter the room and scold first, pick up whatever is ugly, in short, let mm see his anger.
He had to prove that he was stuck, not kicked out.
This mm is still more cheerful, and I am asking him about it.
He looked at 45 degrees sadly, and then began to pretend to b.
"I'm 21 years old...... , attended the University of Tokyo. ”
"Then why are you still surfing the Internet so late?
"Hehe, what's so good about that broken university, my parents are both in business, and after graduation, I went to work in my family's company when I got a diploma. ”
"You're playing so late, aren't you afraid of affecting your classmates in the dormitory?"
"Hehe, no, I bought the house myself outside and hired a nanny to take care of me. In other words, living in such a big house really feels lonely. Just take a helicopter to school tomorrow and won't be late, after all, I'm still a student and I have to abide by the rules and regulations of the school. ”
"Then your girlfriend didn't accompany you?"
"Hey, don't mention it, I got involved with my brother, and we just broke up. I'm not smoking, I'm lonely......"
Talking about this, women should be overflowing with sympathy, and then it's time to ask rhetorically, this is called having contacts and understanding each other, and Matsubara Yesuke has long been skilled.
"Alas, I don't want to dance anymore, although I can dance 188 difficulty, but I'm so tired, beauty, tell me about you, where is your boyfriend......"
If the woman wants to continue, then she will say that she has no boyfriend, or that she has broken up, and if she doesn't want to continue, she will say, 'Hehe, I'm a man, come on, do Ji?'
But Matsubara Yesuke's luck was good, or his B outfit was successful, and the woman was obviously conquered by what he boasted about, and replied.
"My boyfriend and I broke up a long time ago, and now I'm alone, flick a cigarette ash, and flick off a lot of lonely ......"
"If you are so good, why doesn't he know how to cherish it?If I were your boyfriend, I would definitely love you as much as I love my life~~~~mm, be my wife!!"
Then, it's time for the video, Matsubara Yesuke has already been prepared, and after the other party sent a video invitation, he didn't agree or cancel, and replied directly.
"I lost my temper at home in the morning and smashed the monitor, and the camera was also broken, and I only bought the monitor in the afternoon, and I forgot to buy the camera. I'll send you my picture!"
Next, he found a handsome picture on the Internet, of course, celebrity pictures can't be posted, if you wear a goof, the front words will become nonsense.
"I'm not a big fan of photography, this was taken for me by the royal photographer last year when I attended the Eagle Kingdom Royal Celebration, I don't think I can take a good picture, otherwise I can be more handsome...... Beauty, can I take a look at you?"
This step is also crucial, if the other party is a or a dinosaur, then directly delete the friend and block it, if it is a beauty, you can continue to the next step.
The beauty turned on the camera, and Matsubara Yesuke's saliva came down.
"Beauty, is it okay to be my wife? I'll wait and I'll brush 99999 speakers to propose to you. What a waste you think? Hey, that's how much is that, I can't even have enough breakfast. But I listen to my wife the most, so if you don't brush it, you won't brush it. ”
Enter the game again and get married. This is a bit difficult.,I've been relying on the plug-in to pretend to be a cow b.,Couple mode can't do it......
After dancing for a long time, I finally tried my luck and touched five hearts, and I got it.
Kicked the two marriage drops out of the room mercilessly, planning to play with his wife to play warmth, although he couldn't touch it, but the words were rude, and YY was not bad.
But......
The person who was just kicked out was also a bull b, and he scolded him with a horn, and let his wife see it, which was a slap in the face!
Matsubara Yesuke touched his pocket, there was still some money, and after thinking about it, he had to find this field back, and the living expenses for the next week would be talked about in the future.
Gritting his teeth, Matsubara endured the pain like cutting flesh, d, kneeling, drinking xx, adding xx, shouting for a while.
The way of this world is that the good are afraid of the evil, the evil are afraid of the evil, and the horizontal are afraid of the dead......
I don't want labor and living expenses, and I'm afraid of Mao.
Watching the m coins slowly get less and less, the new wife finally said something!
"Forget it, husband, I have to deal with them who are not qualified. ”
Frightened, Matsubara Yesuke was in a cold sweat and finally found a step down. Hurriedly installed a wave of b with the last world speaker.
"En, listen to my wife, I'm a civilized person anyway...... It's really good to deal with this garbage. ”
Unexpectedly, the next sentence of mm is......
"Husband, I want to buy a set of clothes, I'll embarrass you by dressing like this. ”
Thinking, thinking fast, brains racing, and in four and a half seconds, Matsubara decided to tell a beautiful lie, and the new woman he had found was going to fall in love with me completely.
"Wife, I'm going to choose the most expensive set for you!"
Then stared at the screen for 30 seconds......
"Wife, I just brushed the horn and wiped all the dots in the number. ”
"You can use online banking to flush M coins!"
"Hey, I spend money like running water, I don't like bank cards, I use cash. Well, even though our elevator here was broken and it was raining heavily outside, I decided to go down to the eighteenth floor to see if there were any cards sold outside. Ah, don't you want me to go, I'm afraid I'll get sick in the rain? yes, if I'm sick, I won't be able to accompany my wife, so I'll buy it tomorrow. My wife is ......."
It was almost eight o'clock by accident, and the all-night time was almost up.
"Wife, are you tired? are you not tired? It's been a whole night, you can't do this, women stay up late and get old easily, listen to your husband, go to sleep." Don't be afraid, we will be together for a long time, go to the ends of the earth together, and travel around the world. I don't want my wife to burn down, go to sleep. My nanny has also made breakfast for me, wife, bye-bye. ”
Look at the time, just 7:50, offline, Matsubara Yesuke touched his pocket, there was no money, he couldn't get enough of going to the toilet faucet to get some water to drink, by the way, he washed his face, went back to the construction site shed to sleep well, and had to go to the construction site tomorrow morning to move bricks.
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