Seeing that everyone's eyes were back on him, the fat man moved his mouth, looked at Zhou Tian next to him, and proposed: "Actually, it's very simple for the men's football team to win the World Cup." ”

"Do you have a way?" asked Zhou Tian with his eyes shining.

"Don't do this, I'm afraid you'll eat me. The fat man teased, and this sentence suddenly made the whole scene not as heavy as before.

"I'm wise (to avoid harmony, I can only use homophonic words). Zhou Tiandao: "If you don't eat pork, don't worry." ”

The audience below, when they heard Zhou Tian's words, they all applauded!

The fat man deliberately put on a somewhat unhappy look and said, "Zhou Tian, you're boring like this." ”

Zhou Tian, "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and talk about the method, I'm sure many people are waiting to hear your method." ”

"This method is very simple, just like what Mr. Feng mentioned in the cross talk before, cancel the World Cup. ”

"Why do you want to cancel it?" Zhou Tian pushed the fat man, "I want the men's football team to win the World Cup, not to cancel it." ”

The fat man pondered, "This is called out of sight and out of mind." ”

"I'm convinced. Zhou Tian nodded at the fat man's forehead, "I guess I won't see it in this life." ”

The fat man showed a photo, "I can see it, I can see it, as long as all the referees are replaced by my own people, I don't believe that I can't win the World Cup." ”

Replace the referee with your own.

How dare you imagine it.

Zhou Tian followed the fat man's words and said, "What can the referee do if he is replaced by his own people? I can't stop them from scoring goals, I can't stop them from pouring into their own door." ”

"Poof!"

The audience squirted.

It's a god-like turn.

But after laughing.

They cried again.

If you don't fight for yourself, you can't resist the efforts of others.

"In that case, there is only one way to go. The fat man made his third suggestion, "Fix the football field a little more inclined, our men's football team will stand uphill, and the other teams will stand downhill, so that even if the players don't play, the football will roll into the goal by itself." ”

"Still no. Zhou Tian shook his hand, "This still doesn't work." ”

"Why not? The soccer ball rolls into the goal by itself, and it's not okay?"

"Whoever made them all stinky feet, the right head is not good. ”

"Then build the football field into a funnel so that the football can only slip into the goal. The fat man paused, and said with his chin in his hand, "If you don't enlarge the goal, from the current standard goal, to about 20 meters, I don't believe you won't score." ”

Countless people laughed again.

Your sister.

I dare to imagine it.

"It's still losing. Zhou Tian looked at the fat man, "Definitely lose." ”

"Impossible, right?" the fat man said with a surprised face: "It's all like this, how can you still lose?"

"In football, there is a rule that we change the pitch in the first half and we have to be at that end in the second half. ”

The fat man seemed to be frightened, and his whole body jumped in place.

"What's wrong with you?" asked Zhou Tian.

"I was scared, how could there be such a rule. ”

"So I'm still figuring out a way. ”

"I'll open my mouth. After the fat man said this, he kept scratching his forehead with his hand.

"What's wrong with you?" asked Zhou Tian again.

"I'm trying to figure it out. The fat man replied, and then as if he had thought of something, he slapped his thigh with his hand and said, "I thought of it, I thought of it, I thought of a way." ”

"What's the solution?"

"Let them have one less person to play with us. "That's what the fat man came up with.

"Footwork doesn't work. ”

"Then let the opponent have no goalkeeper and the goal is wide open. The fat man thought for a moment and said.

"No, no. ”

"Then let the other nine people play with us, if you can't win. ”

"It's not physical. ”

Zhou Tian's physical strength instantly made countless people bitter, and then a strange word came to their minds.

This word is nothing else.

It's a walking player.

The so-called walking player refers to the player who walks slowly after a meal during the game, and has to stage a cramp scene at the end.

"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, then just directly decide that our men's football team won. After thinking of countless methods, the fat man, who was vetoed by Zhou Tian, seemed to be a little angry, and even shouted such a sentence.

Under the stage.

Countless spectators applauded their faces.

In their applause, Zhou Tian sighed with emotion: "In fact, in this world, no matter what happens, there is no shortcut, and if you want to win, you can only use countless sweat to water." I hope that our men's football team can appear on the stage of the World Cup final, and I hope that our national flag can fly in the wind on the stage of the World Cup final. ”

After speaking.

The two of them bowed ninety degrees to the audience under the stage.

A bow represents the end.

Other words.

This is the end of the cross talk between the two of them.

Suddenly.

The deafening applause filled the entire preliminaries with a bang, and countless people were clapping their palms.

"Bang bang bang...... Bang bang bang ....... ”

Their applause was accompanied by the applause of the audience.

"Okay, that's great, it's just a textbook cross talk, when will our country's football team appear on the stage of the World Cup finals, I really want to see it. ”

"This cross talk simply speaks to the hearts of our fans, I am looking forward to it, I am really looking forward to the national football team appearing on the stage of the World Cup. ”

"Zhou Tian's sentence is very good, I don't know if I can see the national football team reach the World Cup final stage in my lifetime. ”

"It's amazing! It's just a masterpiece! ”

"Who Nima said that Zhou Tian and Wang Le can't talk about cross talk? Isn't it good that people don't say this? The person who said this is not panicked. ”

There are also viewers who directly shout their names to show their love.

"Zhou Tian, Zhou Tian, Zhou Tian, I love you, I want to have monkeys with you. ”

"Wang Le, Wang Le, Wang Le, I love you to death, I'll marry me. ”

Even the judges of the preliminaries stood up from the judges' bench at this time and gave Zhou Tian and the fat man their applause of approval

The applause rang for more than ten seconds, and there was no pause, it seemed that everyone still wanted to continue clapping, and they couldn't stop at all.

Such a scene, this kind of enthusiastic response from the audience, not only stunned Zhou Tian and the fat man, but also stunned Zhang Zhilai, who had a grudge against Zhou Tian and the fat man.

If the gaze can kill, then at this moment, Zhou Tian and the fat man have already died N many times in Zhang Zhilai's gaze that he wants to devour them alive.