"What's wrong with her?" Seeing Tang Wan'er leave angrily, she was not afraid, and she also caught a few unlucky imps along the way and bullied her, Xiaoqing asked. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Liu Suifeng seemed a little disapproving, as if he had long been accustomed to Tang Wan'er's occasional "emotional abnormality", "She is like this, and his father Emperor Hua Wen has a brain circuit."

I don't know why, there are always a few days a month that will be so irritable, and I don't participate in the competition, and I hold a warm baby on my stomach all day long, and my legs can't be opened, as if I was abused by someone, and from time to time I also wail twice, robbing us of things to eat, and shouting all day long for us to buy red dates for him to replenish blood. ”

"That is, the living landlord bully Tang peeled his skin and oppressed us poor working people. Listening to Liu Suifeng talk about this, Dong Qingshu, who had been exploited together, also complained bitterly.

"Uh......" But Xiaoqing listened to the symptoms described by Liu Suifeng and Dong Qingshu, but she didn't know how to tell them.

After sorting out his thoughts again, he slowly spoke, "Uh, actually, I said, uh... Well, although you two are men, you've grown so big, didn't anyone tell you about such a thing as a great aunt?"

"Auntie?" Hearing these three words, the duo who have always been well-informed in pretending to be popular science were also stumped for a while.

"What is this?"

"Uh..."But as soon as Liu Suifeng and Dong Qingshu's two pairs of eyes full of curiosity were stared at, Xiaoqing was a little embarrassed to talk about it for a moment, after all, this kind of thing is aunty, uh... A girl's family, it's really inconvenient to say it bluntly.

To explain it in front of two men, it is even more difficult to speak.

But Xiaoqing still held her breath a little and said it quickly in one breath.

"Auntie, the professional way of saying it is menstruation,

That is, the ovaries secrete estrogen, promote the thickening and congestion of the endometrium, before the next menstrual cramp, the ovaries begin to ovulate, and secrete a large amount of estrogen and progesterone, under the combined action of these two hormones, the endometrium continues to thicken and become loose, preparing the conditions for the implantation and development of the fertilized egg.

But if the egg is not fertilized, the amount of both hormones drops sharply, the endometrium peels off and bleeds, and menstruation occurs!"

"Uhhh

"Uh, little young girl, I didn't pay back in math back then, can you please explain it to us a little slower and more popularly?"

Dong Qingshu listened to Liu Suifeng's words and nodded with a confused expression.

"Alas. I only heard Xiaoqing sigh, "To put it simply, the egg girl can't wait for the sperm to come to combine in the womb, and then she is so angry that she vomits blood while walking in the womb, so you should understand, right?"

"Oh~ I see. The two listened to this popular version of the explanation, and instantly understood.

But the two of them still didn't believe it, "But does it really hurt so much? Doesn't it just vomit blood? Is it so exaggerated?"

"Don't believe it, then do you dare to try?" Xiaoqing, who is also a woman, was also a little unhappy when facing one of the two.

I saw Liu Suifeng taking the lead, "Try it, I will try it, I will introduce Diao Min Liu Suifeng, it is a rare encounter in a hundred years, and it is rare to have a person in ten thousand people! King Kong is not bad and dare not say, but at least he can carry a horse on his shoulders, he can walk on his arms, he can break boulders on his chest, and chrysanthemums bloom... Ahh

After speaking, he turned his head to the side and put on a very handsome appearance.

Dong Qingshu on the side also followed him, "Although I don't have the amazing bones such as Brother Liu Taizheng, but I am also a scholar, King Kong is not bad, I dare not say it, and I dare not mention it, but at least there is still the backbone of the Chinese literati who has not lost me!"

At any time, I have not taken off the shoulders that firmly grasp the pulse of the times, pay attention to the society, reflect the sufferings of the people, acupuncture the evils of the times, whip the ugly, and promote the righteousness of the world!

I don't dare to say anything else, it's just that my bones are hard! It's a big deal to learn from the cliff of 100,000 soldiers and civilians who jumped into the sea and died for the country! I died together with my aunt and the enemy special pretenders! Come on!"

As soon as he heard that, he raised his head with his chest straightened, his neck raised forty-five degrees, and his fan was put behind his hand, and he suddenly looked like a martyr who wanted to be martyred invisibly.

"Heh!" But Xiaoqing saw that the two of them were so uninhibited, so she only smiled disdainfully.

"Bang" and "bang" kicked the crotch between the legs of the two.

Listening to the crisp sound of two more broken eggs, Liu Suifeng and the two of them also covered their crotches with their hands in an instant, and rolled on the ground screaming in pain.

"Do you want to try it too?" After letting Liu Suifeng and the two of them feel the pain, rolling on the ground, and cold sweating, Xiaoqing looked at the side who had been eating silently and quit without saying a word.

This scared the head of the Ring Wusheng to shake non-stop.

……

When the eggs were broken, the two regained their mobility, and the two also found Tang Wan'er with a handful of snot and tears.

"Woooooo It was us who was wrong. ”

"Woo... Princess Wan'er, come on, sit here..."

"Woo... Come on, drink some more hot water..."

"Woo... Xiao Er, bring me two plates of fine red dates..."

Tang Wan'er, who was still angry, was suddenly confused by Liu Suifeng and the others.

I don't know what Liu Suifeng and the two of them cried again, and I don't know why the two of them suddenly became so good towards her.

"What's wrong? What's wrong with you? Why are you like this all of a sudden?"

"Why is this like this? Obviously, when the eldest aunt came, she pretended not to be in pain, and told us earlier that she couldn't do it?" Liu Suifeng saw that Tang Wan'er was still "pretending not to hurt" look, and suddenly became a little angry.

Dong Qingshu also frowned, "Since your eldest aunt is here this time, don't participate! We got all the food, and we gave it all to you! It should be regarded as an apology that we didn't understand before!"

Even Jie Wusheng, who silently followed Liu Suifeng and the others without saying a word, manipulated his puppet wife to hug Tang Wan'er from behind, just hoping to make Tang Wan'er's body a little warmer and not so uncomfortable.

"What... Who said I was coming to the eldest aunt......" Tang Wan'er, who was originally confused, seemed to understand something when she heard those three words.

But I only heard Liu Suifeng say in a tough tone, "Don't pretend to me anymore!" Everything about the eldest aunt, we have already learned from Xiaoqing, you can rest assured, with me, the winning prize will not fall into the hands of others, as for the direct invitation order for the spring competition, I will not take the opportunity to take advantage of you, and when you are in good shape, I will compete with you again, and you will stay here for me today!"

"Hmm..." Hearing Liu Suifeng's tough tone, somehow, Tang Wan'er didn't have the urge to beat people this time, but didn't resist and obeyed.

Seeing that several people didn't treat her as a man as before, they were all waiting for her, and Tang Wan'er had already spit it out to her mouth to explain that her eldest aunt really didn't come, and she swallowed it back again.

I just think that the feeling of being forced to come to the "big aunt" is also quite good.

Anyway, she didn't want to survive in any eerie ghost town this time.

At the same time, he also looked at Xiaoqing in the distance, and only felt that this little village girl was not as annoying as before.

Xiaoqing also smiled back at her, spread her hands, and signaled that Liu Suifeng had misunderstood them and had nothing to do with her.

But at this moment, I only heard the sound of a folding fan unfolding, and a man wearing a black peaked high hat and a white hunting robe with wide sleeves slowly walked out with a fan.

There is black eyeshadow on the eyes, and at the corners of the eyes, two cyan pastels are also drawn left and right, and the overall outfit looks a little similar to black and white impermanence.

But the big smile on his face was extremely stiff, the corners of his two mouths were raised so that people were worried that they would tear the open mouth from the corners of his mouth, and his eyes were completely squinted so that he couldn't see his eyes.

Behind them, the two expressionless little girls were no different from the little girls of ordinary people, with fleshy faces, extremely cute, wearing one red and one blue, holding two umbrellas with gold and silver plaques hanging down the merit umbrella, and followed the man out slowly.

One big and two small slowly walked out, and in the ghost night building, it was so quiet in an instant that only the footsteps of the three people remained, and the rest of the little zombies who worked part-time and the bull-headed horses, black and white impermanence, etc., all retreated on their own.

Knowing that the real ghost is coming, they can retreat, and the battle for the ghost night tower is about to begin.

"That person is not a ghost or a ghost, is the owner of the ghost night tower, a smiling ghost?" Liu Suifeng couldn't bear to complain when he saw the smiling man who walked out.

After all, the hideous smile that doesn't smile, with the two cute little girls behind him, is indeed a bit mismatched.

But suddenly, a gust of wind blew and stirred the lanterns in the ghost night tower.

The smiling man whose eyes were so squinted that he couldn't see the road also suddenly stopped, his neck turned, his eyes opened, the hideous smile on his face was closed, and he stared at Liu Suifeng, who was complaining, and changed back to the appearance of a normal person.

But the originally cute little girl opened her mouth, revealing the final interlaced fangs, and when she rolled her eyes, her eyes turned into two pairs of white eyes, and she seemed to be ready to devour the mouthy willow alive with the wind.

"Fog grass!" This can directly scare those weird Shu diners of Xiao Huan and Xiao Loli into doubting their lives.

Although he didn't feel any murderous aura, from the gusts of yin wind that came from nowhere, Liu Suifeng could also feel that the three creatures who didn't know whether they were humans or ghosts might really pounce on them like this, block the face of everyone, and eat him alive on the spot.

The hand also had to slowly reach the handle of the knife at his waist.