Chapter 544: Gag

Zhang Dadao shouted, and suddenly everyone stopped talking, and turned their heads to look at him. Although this guy has always been unreliable, he is the only one in the industry here! What's more, the little fat man was looking for Zhang Dadao to help, and now he is speaking, and the expression and tone are extremely certain, of course, everyone has to listen to Zhang Dadao's high opinion.

Zhang Dadao was quite proud to see that everyone respected him so much, "En'en" cleared his throat twice, raised his head and raised an index finger, and said with a mysterious face: "Listen to what you say about the fat man, Poor Dao will immediately deduce it! In this case, there is only one possibility!" Zhang Dadao said here deliberately, these years have been writing novels all out of context! How can you raise the price if you don't sell Guanzi! If you look at other people's apples, and then look at other people's blizzards, you will skip tickets to eat!

"What is it?" Zhang Dadao's pause was a bit too much, and after about five seconds of silence, Bai Yaqi, who had not spoken, was the first to hold back and the first to ask.

[Hmph, compare patience with poor Dao!] Zhang Dadao raised his chin proudly, and then said: "In this case, it must be your watch time wrong!"

As soon as these words came out, there was silence in an instant, and among the people, some suspected that they had heard it wrong, and some did not react. There was also a speechless face that felt that it was really as I expected, and the dead fat house of the party was thinking about whether to smash the tea bowl in his hand on Zhang Dadao's face, or hit him on the head with a chair.

"Ahem~" Bai Yaqi coughed before saying, "What, master, let's stop joking." Chubby looks like this, that's really difficult, why are you making such a joke to tease him! ”

"What is it? That's it!" Zhang Dadao looked calm. "It's nothing, it doesn't hurt or itch, it's just that the time is wrong. The only possibility is that the table is wrong! What the hell can this hit? I didn't take any damage!"

"Huh?" Yang Rui was also stunned when he heard this, according to Zhang Dadao's statement, it seems that the little fat man is really making too much fuss, but according to his understanding, this fat man seems to be quite repulsive to Zhang Dadao's set of things? If it's not a big deal, won't he come here? After thinking about it, he helped the little fat man say something, and said, "I said Lao Zhang." You also know the train thing, especially the green car is not good at sound insulation and shock absorption, how can you sleep so a short ride! The conductor has to call him to know that he has arrived at the station! Isn't this weird?"

"Go~" Zhang Dadao pursed his lips disdainfully. He said: "It's quite strange to put this on ordinary people! But look at him, what's so strange about his virtue falling asleep!"

Li Yi couldn't stand it anymore at this time, even if it was the first time he met the fat man. But Zhang Dadao's expression is a naked body type discrimination! As a person who weighs more than 160. With a height of 170, he is developing from the slightly fat world to the fat world, and he must come out! Hurriedly said: "Master, what you said is too much! You can't say that people can sleep just because they are fat! There are fat people who don't like to eat and sleep! It's not that they can eat and sleep, but they are fat!"

"That's right!" Zhang Dadao nodded, very agreeable, and said: "I didn't say fat, I just said him! I don't know that he used to be in the number together, and this food is not enough to eat! The one you said later is also right, there are only fat people and fools who can eat and sleep!"

Zhang Dadao remembered that Bai Er was a fool. In terms of being able to eat and sleep, that guy is much more powerful than ordinary fat people! The little fat man is also speechless, if it were another time, he would have to quarrel with Zhang Dadao, but at this time, where can he care about this! Hurriedly said: "No, there is something to do!

Zhang Dadao was slightly stunned, he didn't know this situation, but he said: "You see, this is what he didn't say! According to what he said, it is most likely that Poor Dao analyzed it." If there are any strange things in the future, we can analyze them comprehensively, and this is a high-end metaphysical analysis method from part to whole, and then from whole to part! You laymen still dare to question the poor way! Hmph!"

Zhang Dadao put it in the afterthought, it was quite perfect, and the others couldn't find a weak point at all! This feeling of aggrieved could only be vented to the little fat man, and said: "You too, to the point!" "It's just that what's going on on the train, isn't it normal to be late! Isn't it normal for there to be fewer people in the first month!" "If you want me to say that you take the high-speed train directly, won't there be so much trouble?" Hey, if you are simply run out, there will be nothing!"

The little fat man was denounced, and he was also angry, and slapped the table and shouted: "You still don't let me talk about the point! What are you doing? You can't stop mixing in when you see the excitement!"

When the little fat man shouted, everyone was quiet, and Zhang Dadao nodded in support of him: "Yes, what about the communication between experts and patients here! What kind of mess are you doing, little fatty, you go on to say how unlucky you are behind! The details, the unlucky details must be explained clearly!" Zhang Dadao's expression does not look like he has good intentions, he is obviously gloating.

The little fat man had no choice but to say: "It's almost twelve o'clock when I arrive in the magic capital, and I don't have a mobile phone or a car, so I think about finding a hotel to spend the night first! That is, last night, I found a hotel near the station." ”

"What am I talking about, the hotel is the most haunted!" Sha Chuan and Li Yi were not idle, and began to whisper again.

Although Zhang Dadao felt that these two goods were quite annoying, he was also glad that the actor was not there, otherwise he might have started to discuss the matter of calling a technician to serve in the hotel! Zhang Dadao shook his head and interrupted the little fat man: "Wait a while, what is the location of that hotel? How many floors and how many rooms do you live in, and the general environment is described! Xiaopang, information support!"

Zhang Dadao commanded, Pang Zuodao immediately put the mobile phone on the shelf, picked up the laptop computer on the side and walked over. The people present were all stunned, at this moment, the professional posture actually came out? The little fat man also didn't expect that Zhang Dadao was getting more and more on the right track here during this time, and even the information support came out!

"It's the Great Wall Holiday Inn that comes out of the southwest exit, I don't know what the specific address is! But I live in room 1508! The environment is almost the same as the general hotel, nothing special. The little fat man was also frightened by Zhang Dadao's sudden serious tone, and he hesitated to say what he could remember.

Pang Zuodao quickly operated on the computer, took notes, and then pushed the computer in front of Zhang Dadao! Zhang Dadao looked at the computer, and after a while, he suddenly raised his head: "Hmph! Hmph~" hummed. (To be continued.) )