Chapter 343: The thighs are coming to the door
"What's wrong?" the little fat man answered.
"Little San, are you in the dormitory?" asked Ma Cheng.
"Don't call me junior, I've asked, people don't have this thing in their bedrooms. "The little fat man doesn't have a good airway.
"Let's talk about this when we have time, if you're in the dormitory, just wait there, and if you're not, we'll rush back to the dormitory within an hour. Ma Cheng said.
"What?" asked the little fat man.
Ma Cheng said excitedly: "A good thing, a great thing." Chen Boming, the president of the student union, just called me, saying that he wanted to sit in our dormitory at four o'clock, and asked if we were in the dormitory. ”
"That's a good thing. The little fat man pouted.
"What do you know?" Ma Cheng snorted: "Chen Boming is the most popular person in our school, and it is said that he is also the one with the highest probability of being selected as a celebrity in the "School Journal" in recent years. ”
"What's a celebrity introduction?" the little fat man was confused.
"It's what celebrities are more famous in society that our school has produced. Ma Cheng explained.
"What does that have to do with us?" the little fat man scoffed: "Is it possible, you still want an autograph?"
"He's going to be awesome after he graduates, and we've taken photos with celebrities. Ma Cheng reminded: "Moreover, if you can hug your thighs and get in touch with him, at least you won't have to worry about finding a job in the future, right?"
The little fat man said disapprenousively: "I'm not interested, at four o'clock, I'll go to the library." ”
"Don't, if you're not here, wouldn't it be embarrassing Chen Boming and smearing our bedroom! Ma Cheng said urgently.
"Okay! I'll stay in my dorm room and wait. ”
The little fat man was helpless, and he didn't need to ask Chen Boming for anything! Teacher Li's identity as a student already meant that he had already hugged a thick and fat golden thigh, so why did he need to hug other people's thighs, and it was almost the same to be hugged as a golden thigh.
"That's right, I'm on my way back, that's it. Ma Cheng hung up the phone.
The little fat man threw the phone aside, and after biting the big duck leg, he threw Chen Boming behind his head and continued to think about his goal.
Be excited, be excited, and be able to work hard to accomplish goals.
This is really difficult to think about for the little fat man who has always had no ambitions.
But if he didn't want to come out, he always felt empty in his heart, and he couldn't lift any spirits.
Just as he was thinking about it, Yang Hong came back with a bouquet of flowers and a little wilted.
"Failed again?" said the little fat man, curious.
"Don't mention it, Xie Ning's idea is useless. Yang Hong said helplessly.
"You have to be like him, wearing a name brand, and then you offer to invite people to eat at a roadside stall, maybe it will be useful. The little fat man was amused.
Yang Hong is more than a month younger than him, but he is the most enthusiastic person in this dormitory to find a girlfriend. It's a pity that it has been tried and failed.
It was Thursday night that Xie Ning gave him an idea. It's about arousing the girl's curiosity, and once a girl has a curiosity about someone, it's easy to do it later.
The little fat man agrees with this. Ye Lan chased him in a daze, and finally became his girlfriend in a daze, just curiosity and death to save face.
Then, Xie Ning gave Yang Hong an example of chasing girls in the past - the opposite, a Western restaurant, a big hotel or something to stand aside, and invite the girl to eat a roadside stall.
Yang Hong has been trying this method for the past two days, but the results have all ended in failure.
"Envy, jealousy, hatred, ......," Yang Hong sighed heavily.
"No way, reincarnation is a technical job. The little fat man quipped.
"I'm jealous and jealous of you...... Yang Hong said angrily: "In terms of family conditions, we are almost the same." Compared with looks, I am better than you three roads. Compared to eloquence, I can't be called eloquent, but I'm always a little better than you. You say, why do you have a goddess chasing after me, I just want to chase a look and get by so hard?"
"Connotation and temperament!" the little fat man is light and breezy.
"You have a fart connotation and temperament, you know how to eat, sleep and sleep all day long, and you have been reading books for a little longer than a few of us, but I haven't seen you say anything well-informed. Yang Hong was dismissive.
"People with high vision can see it. The little fat man didn't care, he asked Ye Lan this question. The answer I got was that I was a little apprehensive and regretted that I was too impulsive at first, and then I didn't have this idea.
Because, she thinks that the little fat man has a lot of connotation and a very special temperament.
If you want to ask what the connotation is and what kind of temperament you have, Ye Lan can't say clearly.
The little fat man thinks that he has connotation and temperament, after all, he has been nurtured by a group of classmates who have been coaxed by cattle for so long, and the senior brother of the 'gardening training class' has somewhat exercised some eyesight, and he can see whether Ye Lan's feelings for him are true or false.
Yang Hong said sourly: "It is estimated that high school girls are easy to deceive, I knew this, I should have chased a girlfriend when I was in high school." ”
"If you go to the rooftop and stand on the rooftop on a thunderstorm, you might be struck by lightning until you were in high school. The little fat man teased.
Yang Hong rolled his eyes and went to find a bottle to raise the flowers. If you can hold on until next week without wilting, you can continue to use it.
Not long after, Xie Ning came back with two roast ducks and a few bottles of beer: "Hot, hurry up!"
The little fat man and Yang Hong suddenly came to their senses and immediately surrounded them.
Picking up a bottle of beer, Yang Hong hesitated a little: "Ma Cheng said that the president of the student union is coming over, let's not drink, okay?"
The little fat man didn't have any worries, he got a duck leg first and took a bite first. Pick up the bottle of beer again and bite the cap off in a very chic manner.
"There weren't a few bottles in total, so it was fine. Besides, we didn't invite him over, and I don't know why Ma Cheng was so excited. Xie Ning shook his head: "You really can't get along in the future, it's a big deal to be my little brother, what's so strange." ”
Yang Hong smiled: "Your thighs are not as thick as others." ”
Xie Ning couldn't help but snort: "Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, who can say what will happen in the future." Don't look at his current scenery, maybe I won't be able to mix well in the future! Just say this to you, you really can't mix in the future, I will give you an annual salary of 1 million, and clean the toilet for me full-time. ”
"Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, I should have said this to the fat man, right? You are rich and handsome, and you are not qualified to say this. Yang Hong reminded.
The little fat man followed up with a sentence: "People like you are used to slap your face in it." ”
Yang Hong nodded incessantly.
Xie Ning was speechless.
As soon as the three of them finished the two roast ducks, Ma Cheng came in with a large bag of snacks and drinks.