Chapter 6 The Urban Routine is Deep and I Want to Go Back to the Countryside
Jiang Xiaofan pulled Wang Ergou to the inside of the carriage, and those passengers immediately covered their mouths and noses with a look of evil and wanted to vomit, and said: "It's so stinky! Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”
It is indeed Wang Ergou's body that stinks, Jiang Xiaofan wants to vomit when he is so close, let alone them! It is not easy to object to the words of those people, Jiang Xiaofan smiled and said: "Please let go of your feet!"
The seats in the last row were still empty, and Jiang Xiaofan pulled Wang Ergou to sit up. At this time, the flight attendant came! It was a pockmarked woman! She covered her mouth with her hand and said disdainfully: "Where are you going, hurry up and give the fare!"
Jiang Xiaofan took out the money in his trouser pocket and said, "Get off at Sanjiang City Station." ”
"232 yuan. She was loud and impatient.
"Isn't it just a flight attendant? Jiang Xiaofan scolded secretly in her heart, gave her 300 yuan, she found Jiang Xiaofan 68 yuan and turned around and left, walking very fast, for fear of staying here for a long time.
"Brother Ergou! I told you a long time ago that Zhang Cuihua is not good, this is good, and the money has been spent! My heart is also broken! I haven't gotten anything, by the way! You have no money to spend on her, I am really deeply sad. Jiang Xiaofan patted Wang Ergou on the shoulder and said, persuading him to open a little, why bother to be sad for a woman who doesn't love him? After all, the mountains are full of chrysanthemums, this can't be exploded!
"I'm not right. ”
"Brother Fan, don't say it! The more I say it, the more I want to cry, I want to hug. After Wang Ergou finished speaking, he wanted to hug Jiang Xiaofan.
Besides, there are so many people in the car watching, isn't that a joke?" Jiang Xiaofan said secretly in his heart, pushed Wang Ergou away, and said.
"Brother Ergou, don't be sad! Wait until Sanjiang City, brother will let you see the real beauty, and then introduce you to a partner, which is definitely a hundred times better than Zhang Cuihua. ”
"Brother Fan, really?" Wang Ergou stopped crying when he heard Jiang Xiaofan say this!
"Of course it's true. Jiang Xiaofan patted his chest and reassured.
"I knew that the Vango people were the best. Wang Ergou said to Jiang Xiaofan with a fiery face.
"Don't talk about it! When I wait until Sanjiang City, I'll take you to cut your hair, take a bath, buy a few sets of clothes and dress up, you should be a little more handsome." After speaking, Jiang Xiaofan closed his eyes and lay on the seat.
"Great!" Wang Ergou rubbed his hands, looking very happy.
"Shut up, it will take a few hours to arrive in Sanjiang City, sleep, don't be noisy. ”
Seeing that Jiang Xiaofan was a little angry, Wang Ergou suddenly became honest! Learn Jiang Xiaofan to sleep with his eyes closed.
The sun was shining, and the sunlight shone on Jiang Xiaofan's face through the glass window, and Jiang Xiaofan woke up after sleeping for less than an hour! When he looked at Wang Ergou, he slept very hard, maybe he was overly sad, right? Jiang Xiaofan took out his mobile phone, plugged in his headphones, and listened to music, and time passed with a song.
At 13:25 in the afternoon, I finally arrived at the bus station in Sanjiang City. Jiang Xiaofan woke up Wang Ergou and got out of the car with him, and as soon as he got out of the car and walked out of the station, three beautiful women in police uniforms came to him.
Wang Ergou looked at the three beauties with a squinting face and said to Jiang Xiaofan: "Brother Fan, there are really beautiful women!"
This is called the hillbilly entering the city to show off his appearance. Before Jiang Xiaofan could respond, he turned around and Wang Ergou was gone! When he looked around, Wang Ergou actually rushed towards the three beauties.
"Beauty, let's play friends and talk about love, do you want to?" asked Wang Ergou with a stammering face.
"Damn! Wang Ergou, you are really, this is a special police!" Before Jiang Xiaofan could walk up, Wang Ergou was kicked away!
But Wang Ergou actually barked, so cool!
"Wang Ergou!" Jiang Xiaofan shouted, his body moved and flew towards Wang Ergou, hugged him and landed in a gorgeous posture, fortunately Jiang Xiaofan caught it!
"Oh my God!" said the three SWAT beauties in surprise with their mouths wide open, with fiery and blind adoration on their faces.
"Brother Ergou, does it matter, are you injured?" Jiang Xiaofan asked as he stabilized Wang Ergou's body.
"It's okay, it's so cool, the beauty hit me!" Wang Ergou actually enjoyed it. Jiang Xiaofan was also drunk! He said solemnly: "It's a shame to leave if you have nothing to do." ”
Jiang Xiaofan quickly pulled Wang Ergou away, quickly took a taxi, like a lost dog, and fled.
When passing by the Automobile Manufacturing Co., Ltd., Jiang Xiaofan asked the driver to stop, settled the fare of 10 yuan, and pulled Wang Ergou out of the car.
"Brother Fan, are you going to buy a car?" Wang Ergou looked at the new car on display in the square and asked Jiang Xiaofan.
"Of course you have to buy a car, otherwise why are you here? You can buy which one is good. Jiang Xiaofan pointed to all the cars and said to Wang Ergou.
"Okay, Brother Fan, I'll go and have a look. Wang Ergou was very happy, ran to the car yard and touched it, this car touched it, that car touched it, it seemed that he couldn't put it down, his face was on the car cover, he knocked it with his hand, and the saliva was going to be left out!
Wang Ergou watched for half an hour and then ran over to Jiang Xiaofan and said, "Brother Fan, it's all good, you have to get it." ”
"Damn! Lao Tzu squirted you to death with a mouthful of salt water! Tell you to see a car, you actually say it's all good!" Jiang Xiaofan burst into a foul language at Wang Ergou. After tearing him away, he walked up to see the car.
"Honda, FAW-Volkswagen, BJ Hyundai, Audi, BMW..." Jiang Xiaofan shook his head when he looked at dozens of cars, it was not his favorite model, he looked at a Land Rover, but it was okay, but at first glance it was a bargain, at most 1 million.
"Rouge gave me 10 million, you must be well prepared to go to XJ, there is no good car in the desert, it is not easy to drive. ”
Jiang Xiaofan turned around and saw that Wang Ergou was gone!"Could it be that he is angry with me!" Jiang Xiaofan said, feeling very uneasy, after all, Wang Ergou came to Sanjiang City for the first time and his head was a little stupid, so he immediately went everywhere to find Wang Ergou.
When he was anxious and burned his eyebrows, he suddenly saw Wang Ergou. Wang Ergou was actually pulling a woman's black stockings, the woman was wearing exposed, with a towering breast, a car model, the woman looked disgusted with Wang Ergou, and struggled: "Let go, let go, hooligan..." Several staff members are also desperately dragging Wang Ergou, many people are watching, Wang Ergou tightly hugs the thigh of the car model, and he has to drill into the car model's skirt.
"Damn! let go of him and let me come. Jiang Xiaofan shouted and rushed up.
After a few palms, he slapped away the staff who pulled Wang Ergou, and pulled Wang Ergou up with a hard pull, but the black stockings of the car model were grabbed by Wang Ergou and a large piece. The delicate white legs are clearly visible, and there are scratches on Wang Ergou.
"Brother Fan, the city routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside. Wang Ergou said to Jiang Xiaofan with a crying face.
"It's a shame that you still have to be shameless. Looking at the nosebleed on Wang Ergou's mouth, Jiang Xiaofan scolded loudly. Then he looked at the staff and apologized: "I'm sorry, my brother is mentally ill and has a brain problem, don't take it to heart." ”
Jiang Xiaofan apologized to the car model again: "I apologize to you on behalf of my brother, this is 1,000 yuan, which is considered as the medical expenses for the scratches on your legs." Jiang Xiaofan said and took out 1,000 yuan from his trouser pocket and handed it to her.
"Neuropathy. The woman scolded Jiang Xiaofan, and slapped 1,000 yuan on the ground with a clapping of her hand, indicating that she did not accept it.
Jiang Xiaofan really wanted to slap her, because this was his parents' hard-earned money. But it was indeed their fault again, Jiang Xiaofan picked up the hundred-yuan bill on the ground and said angrily: "Then how much do you want me to lose?"
"Get out. Her tone was very cold, she had a deep disdain for Jiang Xiaofan, and she looked down on Jiang Xiaofan very much.
"Grass, you are paralyzed, you tell Lao Tzu to get out, just get out?" Jiang Xiaofan was very upset and burst into a foul language to her.
"Get out. At this time, the staff raised their voices!
"Why do you want to get out, Lao Tzu is here to buy a car, and call your manager out. Jiang Xiaofan scolded the staff.
"What's the matter? At this moment, a tall man with four eyes walked out, who was supposed to be the manager.
The worker named Zhang San replied, "Manager Liu, these two people are making trouble here." ”
Listening to Zhang San's words, the four-eyed boy immediately looked at Jiang Xiaofan.
"We didn't make trouble, we came to buy a car. Jiang Xiaofan yelled at the four-eyed boy.
"Are you here to buy a car?" I don't know what car you want to buy?" asked Jiang Xiaofan. It was the word you that made Jiang Xiaofan's attitude suddenly better.
Jiang Xiaofan said in a soft tone: "I haven't been optimistic yet." ”
"I'll just say it, the manager, they're here to make trouble, just like them, hmph, can you afford a car?" Zhang San looked at Jiang Xiaofan with disdain and said to the four-eyed boy.
"Zhang San, this is your fault! Rich people are low-key. ”
Jiang Xiaofan said to Four-Eyed Boy: "I look down on Manager Liu's outside car, and I want to buy the best car." ”
"Well, please follow me inside. The four-eyed boy became very polite, and he was very happy to think that Jiang Xiaofan was a big customer!
"Hmm. Jiang Xiaofan nodded, asked Wang Ergou to wait outside, and walked in with the four-eyed boy.
Those staff and female car models immediately followed, wanting to see how Jiang Xiaofan behaved.
The four-eyed boy introduced to Jiang Xiaofan with a smile, and Jiang Xiaofan smiled at his words and nodded. After a while, the four-eyed boy took Jiang Xiaofan to a factory with a large space, where various luxury cars were parked.
"The best cars are here!
The four-eyed boy asked Jiang Xiaofan.
"I want the most expensive Land Rover. Jiang Xiaofan said.
Those who came with him were surprised when they heard Jiang Xiaofan's words and couldn't believe it.
The four-eyed boy was very happy, and said with a smile: "The most expensive Land Rover, 6.66 million." As he spoke, Four-Eyed Boy brought Jiang Xiaofan to the car.
Jiang Xiaofan looked at this domineering and luxurious black Land Rover and was a little shocked, but he felt a little cheated! Xiang Four-eyed Boy asked: "Manager Liu, the most expensive car in Land Rover is a Range Rover, the Range Rover Peak Genesis Extended Edition is priced at 3.298 million yuan, this car should not be a Range Rover, right? Why does it cost 6.66 million yuan?"
"This is Range Rover, the new enhanced Range Rover Premium Platinum Off-Road Edition, the Golden Ball is a limited debut, and I only have one in our company, so you're lucky to have it!" explains Four-Eyed.
"Then can you tell me what this car has strengthened?" Jiang Xiaofan asked Four-Eyed Boy.
"This Range Rover Platinum not only strengthens the built-in space, but also strengthens the engine, fuel system, low fuel consumption, up to 400 kilometers per hour, high chassis suitable for all kinds of harsh environments, whether it is a hillside, desert it can drive, more importantly, its body is made of King Kong, bulletproof glass. Four-eyed boy said to Jiang Xiaofan.
"Hejin Kong!" Jiang Xiaofan was a little surprised. He asked, "Is it true?"
"Absolutely genuine, if you don't believe it, you can smash it with a hammer to see it. After speaking, the four-eyed boy asked Zhang San to bring a hammer to Jiang Xiaofan.
Jiang Xiaofan took a hammer and smashed it on the body, and smashed it a few times, but the body was really fine, but it just lost some paint. Jiang Xiaofan was very satisfied and said, "Okay, just buy this Land Rover." ”
"I don't know what you call it?" asked Four-Eyed Boy to Jiang Xiaofan.
"My surname is Jiang. Jiang Xiaofan responded.
"Oh, Mr. Jiang, do you pay in cash or by card?" asked Four-Eyed Boy.
"Do you think I have cash? Credit card, of course. After speaking, Jiang Xiaofan took out the bank card from his trouser pocket and showed it to the four-eyed boy.
Four-Eyed Boy said happily: "Please Mr. Jiang follow me to the counter to swipe the card." ”
Jiang Xiaofan followed the four-eyed boy to the counter, and those staff also followed, thinking about whether Jiang Xiaofan was bragging or really rich.
"Please enter the password, Mr. Jiang. After Jiang Xiaofan inserted the bank card, the four-eyed boy said.
Jiang Xiaofan nodded, entered the password, and then asked, "Is the payment successful?" In fact, he didn't know if what Rouge gave was real.
"The transaction was successful. After speaking, the four-eyed boy handed the bank card to Jiang Xiaofan.
As soon as Four-Eyed Boy's words came out, all the staff were shocked!
Heh! Jiang Xiaofan just smiled as he looked at the staff. He looked at Four-Eyed and said, "Where's my car key?"
"Mr. Jiang, please wait a moment, I'll go get it for you right away. After saying that, the four-eyed boy went to get it.
Jiang Xiaofan returned to the Land Rover Platinum just now, looked at this model, touched it a few times, and was very satisfied, he didn't dare to think of driving a luxury car before, even if he sat down, it was also thanks to rouge. "I don't know if Rouge has found grandpa. With this car, it would be much better to go to XJ to find the ancient city of Loulan!"
After a while, the four-eyed boy came with a bunch of keys, invoices, and a sign!
"This is Mr. Jiang's car key, and this license plate is delivered by Land Rover Olive Platinum, license plate number 66666, I hope Mr. Jiang likes it." After giving the car keys and invoice to Jiang Xiaofan, the four-eyed boy took the license plate and said to Jiang Xiaofan.
Jiang Xiaofan glanced at the license plate, black A: 66666, and said happily: "I like it, it's really 6! ”
"Okay, Mr. Jiang, wait a minute. After saying that, Four-Eyed walked to the back of the car and squatted down to put the license plate on.
Soon the four-eyed boy installed the license plate.
"Thank you!" Jiang Xiaofan thanked the four-eyed boy.
"No thanks. Four-Eyed laughed.
Jiang Xiaofan opened the car door, got into the car, and couldn't help but sigh, "It's such a comfortable seat! It's soft and elastic, like someone is massaging, and the 6.66 million yuan was not spent in vain." ”
Jiang Xiaofan closed the car door, inserted the key, started the car, and drove out. He rolled down the window and asked Four-Eyed, "How do you get the car out?"
"From here, turn right and you'll see the underground parking lot, and if you go out of the above-ground parking lot, you'll find the main road. Four-Eyed replied.
"Thank you!" After speaking, Jiang Xiaofan drove out of the Land Rover.
"Mr. Jiang, welcome to come back next time?" the four-eyed boy shouted to Jiang Xiaofan.
Those staff watched enviously as Jiang Xiaofan drove out in a luxury car. The female car model had some regret on her face, I actually looked away!
Jiang Xiaofan drove the Land Rover to the door of the Automobile Manufacturing Co., Ltd., and Wang Ergou was sitting on the ground waiting for him. "Damn! Brother Fan hasn't come out yet, I'm so hot!"
"Who are you scolding?" Jiang Xiaofan stretched out the window and shouted to Wang Ergou.
"Brother Fan, you're finally out! Wang Ergou shouted, got up and ran over.
"Alright! Get in the car. Jiang Xiaofan shouted. Wang Ergou's eyes were staring straight at his car, completely ignoring him.
"Paralyzed, can't you get in the car, don't get in the car, I'll go!" Jiang Xiaofan yelled at Wang Ergou loudly.
"Of course you have to get in the car. Wang Ergou came back to his senses.
Jiang Xiaofan opened the passenger door, pulled Wang Ergou up, and sat on the seat.
Wang Ergou actually jumped up and shouted, "Brother Fan, there is a ghost touching my buttocks." ”
"Hell, you're tall, sit tight! I'll take you to buy new clothes, take a bath in Phoenix Bathing City, cut your hair, and then, brother, take you for a ride. With that, Jiang Xiaofan started the car and drove onto the road.