Chapter 311: There's a Vixen at Home (2)
July slapped it up, "Kiss your uncle, the old lady asked you where Gu Xingqi's eight lambs went, what are you doing so much nonsense with me, it's really a bad beating!"
"Oops, you dare to hit me. Gu Qi was slapped in the face by Qiyue, and his face immediately swollen, and he fell to the ground with a thud.
Fortunately, Qiyue still has his senses, although this slap went down, but he didn't use any strength, otherwise Gu Qi would have been screaming now.
"What's wrong with me hitting you? If you chirp at me again, I'll castrate you. As soon as July's hand flashed, a sharp blade appeared in his palm, and when he stepped on Gu Qi's body, the knife in his hand was horizontal in Gu Qi's crotch.
"You actually dare to threaten your father-in-law, you have turned the sky upside down!" Gu Qi wanted to struggle, but the blade of the July knife pressed on his place and tightened again, and immediately Gu Qi didn't dare to move, only screamed on his lips.
"Don't talk nonsense with me, say it again, if you don't say it, I'll make you a eunuch from now on. Say, where did Gu Xingqian go?" said in a cold voice.
"I.How do I know" Gu Qi's eyes roamed, and the dead duck's mouth was hard.
"Oh, you don't know, okay, then I'll do it. July sneered, and the knife in his hand was about to swing down.
"Don't don't, lady, I was wrong, I know, I know, I really know" Gu Qi was frightened by Qiyi, his legs and feet suddenly became weak, and he begged for mercy again and again.
"Come on, isn't it me and Gu Xingqian getting married today?Why did the groom become you?Did you do something to him?" July kicked Gu Qiyu with his toe and asked.
"Oh, my aunt. What can I do with him? He should be on his way to Beijing to catch the exam now, I did use some means, but it was really Gu Xingqi's kid who sold you to me. I finally gave him a thousand taels of silver!" Gu Qi carefully moved back, and his own part was misplaced from under Qiyue's knife.
That's all the fun of his life, if it is scrapped, his little wife in the yard will have to be widowed.
July looked at Gu Qi's expression, it really didn't seem to be a fake, in fact, he was so confused before, and now his doubts have finally been confirmed.
The client, Hu Xianxian, only remembered the night when the candles were spent in the cave. After lifting the hijab, Hu Xianxian found that the groom was not his sweetheart, and then Gu Qi shouted that the lady was going to kiss Hu Xianxian. was kicked to death by the angry Hu Xianxian.
In fact, as a goblin, it is not a big deal to kick one or two humans to death, and the gods in the sky will not be so idle, chasing after Hu Xianxian's ass to kill her. But bad luck is bad luck. Gu Qi, the pervert, is actually the reincarnation of Wenqu Xing. As soon as he died, Heavenly Court immediately came down to investigate the team, and with a thunderclap, Hu Xianxian was hacked to death.
Sometimes, people's backgrounds are really important, such as Gu Qi, if he wasn't a star in the sky, I'm afraid that no one would care if Hu Xianxian was dipped in soy sauce and eaten.
Sometimes. People's luck is also very important, another example is Gu Qi. Even if Wenqu Xing is reincarnated, it's not that a goblin was kicked to death.
Another example is the current July, the client only said that he was looking for trouble to harm others, but there was no answer to who to trouble with and what trouble to find. One moment ago, Qiqi felt that he was going to attack Gu Qi, but the next moment there was an extra negative man!
The client's name is Hu Xianxian, 521 years old this year, Pisces, who lives in Yunwu Mountain, more than 100 miles away from Lin'an City, and has been cultivating there. Five years ago, Hu Xianxian finally transformed under tireless cultivation, from a fox with smooth skin to a fair-skinned and beautiful fox spirit, and the transformation was very successful.
Hu Xianxian is an orthodox vixen, a noble vixen, and a vixen who is detached from low-level tastes. Now that she has finally transformed into a shape, Hu Xianxian thinks that she can't continue to do nothing, and the simple life of catching rabbits in the woods every day is no longer in line with her current positioning.
As a real vixen, in addition to the long cultivation, the most important goal in life is to learn how to hook up with men. For example, Hu Xianxian has a senior surnamed Da, and the hookup was very successful, not only hooked up with the emperor, but also let the other party do a lot of two hundred and five things for her, although the ending of Da's predecessor was not very good, but her great achievements have been recorded in the history of the demon world, for them to admire the younger generation of fox spirits.
Although Hu Xianxian admired Da's predecessors very much, hooking up with the emperor was no longer in Hu Xianxian's consideration. First, because the capital is too far away, Hu Xianxian has been to the city once since he was a child to buy a painting book, and it is easy to get lost when he goes far away, so Hu Xianxian gave up this possibility. Second, it is also the reason for aesthetics, as an orthodox goblin, Hu Xianxian's taste is the same as most goblins, and most of the men that goblins like to hook up with are actually one type, that is, the handsome Swen type, not the emperor's middle-aged uncle type. Hu Xianxian is a person who follows the crowd, so she fell in love with Gu Xingqi, a scholar who was poor and had no house and lived in a dilapidated temple in the mountains.
Gu Xingqian is very handsome, with a high nose bridge, big eyes, a fair face, and no skin troubles such as pimples and acne, he is tall and straight, and he has successfully attracted the attention of Hu Xianxian, who has just transformed and is idle and painful.
There are generally two kinds of people who can attract the attention of goblins, one is Gu Xingqi's handsome literati style, and this style ranks first on the goblin world's mate selection list every year.
And the other is the white fat meat bun type, which is not used like a scholar, but for eating. In the recipes of the fairy world, the white fat meat style boys eat the most delicious meat, that is, they are not like people who practice martial arts, and they are not like the kind of boys who are dry and thin except for tendons and bones. Men with meat buns are loved by the majority of goblins, and every year they are ranked at the top of the list of best foods.
The two lists have different endings, so the white and fat boy going up the mountain is equivalent to delivering takeaways, and Gu Xingqi, a little white face like Gu Xingqi, is in love.
Hu Xianxian went to the city to buy a few picture books about how his predecessors fell in love after his transformation, Hu Xianxian thought that he had learned the essence of it, so he painted a scoop according to the gourd, and practiced it in front of Gu Xingqi.
The first scholar that the goblin hooked up with, pretending to be a young lady and meeting the scholar, tried to lend him something, or borrowed something from him. There was once a senior surnamed Bai who told us that there is borrowing and repaying, borrowing and repaying, borrowing and repaying, so the feelings will become more and more intense in this atmosphere of borrowing and borrowing, and then it will come naturally, and if you say that you will hook up, you will hook up. (To be continued......)