Chapter Ninety-Five: Your Name?
"We, is this really cross-crossed?"
Liu Suifeng, who was smashed by the meteor and was a little dazed, looked at everything on the side, and really couldn't believe it, and was very surprised. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Tang Wan'er smiled energetically.
"People are doing, the sky is watching, it seems that the old man with dizzy eyes will sometimes open his eyes.
In that case, let's fight against cause and effect and rewrite the history that will settle in these three years!"
Hearing Tang Wan'er's words, everyone also smiled slightly in tacit understanding for a moment.
There seemed to be a bit of disdain in the smile.
Victory is justice?
I only think that this is a truth that only mortals can do.
For them, who have the privilege of hanging and crossing, this despicable victory and helpless justice are long in the past.
All this will be completely subverted by them from this moment!
Three years later, the truth that came out of the mouth of the middle-aged county magistrate will eventually be "justice will prevail!"
The "burlesque method" will begin three years in advance.
The middle-aged county commander and others will not enter the point of no return of "fighting the devil and becoming a devil first".
The real old godgirl hot sauce will not be crushed by the despicable methods of the copycat company and leave her hometown.
And the people of all countries around the world who have been poisoned by gutter oil and poppy husks will also eat the real healthy and delicious Lao Gan Mei hot sauce!
The clues about the whereabouts of Master Liu Suifeng will not be interrupted either.
Thinking of this, everyone was full of anticipation and stood up.
But before they started to act, they looked at each other, and then they realized that something seemed to be wrong!
"Why is my body there?"
Liu Suifeng and Tang Wan'er looked at each other and found that their bodies seemed to be standing opposite them, as if they were occupied by each other's souls.
To be precise, there should have been an exchange, and the two exchanged bodies with each other.
"Are you Tang Wan'er?"
"Are you Liu Suifeng?"
The two of them, who had exchanged bodies, asked at the same time again.
After a period of mutual questioning, they accepted that the two had really exchanged bodies.
Now it is Tang Wan'er who occupies Liu Suifeng's body.
And the one who occupies Tang Wan'er's body is Liu Suifeng.
"Hmm, I've become a man?" After exchanging bodies, Tang Wan'er also seemed to have discovered something interesting, with a eager expression.
After speaking, he jumped on the spot again, felt the "feeling of a man", and pulled open his pants again, looked down, and confirmed that there was indeed such a thing before his legs, and then he was excited like a wild dog, and ran to the grass on the side.
"Hey, hey, hey, what do you want to do!" Liu Suifeng saw Tang Wan'er take a look at his little Ding Ding, and ran away with his body, also worried.
But I only heard a few "hahahaha" laughs from the grass, "Lao Tzu is a man now! When it comes to peeing, it's your turn to ask such a woman! Get home and do laundry, cook and take the children!"
Ahh
"......" Hearing this, Liu Suifeng also slapped his head, he was really a little worried, his body was replaced by Tang Wan'er's mental retardation, and whether he could be completely replaced back in the future.
"Uh-huh! It's so cool! It's so cool!" Tang Wan'er, who was finally able to stand and pee happily, was also extremely satisfied.
Shaking happily, he lifted his pants and walked out of the grass.
It's just that the posture that comes out seems a little strange.
Liu Suifeng saw Tang Wan'er who came out, proudly holding her lower body all the way, with a "hey, hey, hey" smug smile on her face all the time, looking proud and proud.
It seems that I am very satisfied with the results of the body exchange.
"Can you not walk with your lower body upright! This looks really perverted!" Liu Suifeng looked at his body and made such a perverted walking posture, and he couldn't stand it.
But I only heard Tang Wan'er snort disdainfully, "Lao Tzu is a man! How do you go! When will it be your turn to be crooked, ugly women! Go home, do laundry, cook and take the children!"
After being scolded by Tang Wan'er for being a "stinky woman" again, Liu Suifeng was also very helpless, and finally felt the malice of machismo.
I could only reach out and scratch my chest helplessly, watching my body being ruined like this by Tang Wan'er, and I had to return to my original after all.
But as soon as I grabbed it, I found that Tang Wan'er's barren breasts were nothing at all!
"What a loss!"
Tang Wan'er also laughed happily, "The feeling of being a man! It's so cool! It's so cool!
“……”
It's just that next to the two of them, a cute girl who doesn't know each other appeared.
The cute girl I didn't know was looking at her body incredibly at this time, and her face was hot with shame.
Liu Suifeng and Tang Wan'er also looked at the dress on the cute girl, as if they understood something.
A maid outfit in a miniskirt, black over-the-knee socks that tightly wrap around her slender legs, lace loops tied around her thighs and hands, furry animal ears and tails, and the iconic double ponytail.
If the perverted dead house had a girlfriend, at least half of them would definitely fantasize about their girlfriend wearing YY!
Even forced his girlfriend to put it on, and then YY!
Liu Suifeng and Tang Wan'er could see at a glance that this was the masterpiece of Jiewusheng.
The shameful outfit that Jie Wusheng put on his puppet wife at the beginning!
I didn't expect him to swap bodies with his puppet wife now and become a girl!
"Hmm. ”
was recognized by Liu Suifeng and Tang Wan'er, and the women's clothing ring was also ashamed, turned around, and turned his back to the two, really not wanting the two to see him dressed in shame.
But Tang Wan'er smiled again and pounced directly.
With Liu Suifeng's body from behind, he hugged his sister in his arms, and sighed softly in Jiewusheng's ear, and when Jiewusheng's body was soft and completely lost his resistance power, he hugged his hands from behind and grabbed the body of Jiewusheng's wife.
"The feeling of a man!
Ring Wusheng, who has become a soft girl who has no power to restrain the chicken, can only be occupied by Tang Wan'er's pair of big hands that are rough with the wind, wantonly teasing, and she can't resist at all.
can only frown, a few uncomfortable "uh-huh" sounds in his small mouth, and under Tang Wan'er's bestiality, she resisted powerlessly.
"Enough!" But just when Tang Wan'er was going farther and farther on the road of flirting with the girl from a good family, kneading and pinching, having fun, and preparing to embark on the road of crime, Dong Qingshu's voice suddenly roared.
"Huh?" This made Liu Suifeng and the three of them look at the place where Dong Qingshu was.
"You're having fun! I've turned into a fan!
"Uh...... This one...... Poof!"
The three of them watched Dong Qingshu really turn into a fan, and he opened and closed on the ground, which was extremely funny, and he really couldn't hold back for a while, and laughed out loud for a while.
"Laugh and laugh, laugh and fart! Pick up Lao Tzu quickly! Quickly change history! Change me back!"
"Good, good. ”
Seeing that Dong Qingshu was so pitiful, the three of them who were having a good time and were developing a new posture stopped playing.
Liu Suifeng casually picked up Dong Qingshu who opened and closed and spoke, Jie Wusheng picked up himself who had become a puppet, Tang Wan'er also "hehe" smirked and straightened her lower body, and then walked towards Huabi County.
But Dong Qingshu, who didn't take two steps, turned into a fan, opened and closed again and shouted, "Wait a minute!
"Hmm, your body?" Liu Suifeng looked back and saw Dong Qingshu's original body, like a piece of wood, stiffly falling on the side of the road.
But after looking at it, he turned his head again, "Forget it, let's just throw it there first, it's so heavy, I'm too lazy to carry it, I shouldn't be taken away by a dog, right?"
But as soon as Liu Suifeng finished speaking, he heard two "whooping" dog barks.
Dong Qingshu also opened and closed frantically again: "Hey, hey, hey, can you not do this! That's my body!"
"Feed yourself to the dogs, and make yourself a fan, and it would be nice to be able to pick you up." ”
"Feed the dogs? My body has been fed to the dogs, what is the point of my life! I would rather be broken than broken! There is a kind of you who throw me away and feed the dogs!"
"Ahh Liu Suifeng heard Dong Qingshu's shout, and did not hesitate, and casually threw away Dong Qingshu, who had become a fan, and followed Tang Wan'er and Jie Wusheng away.
"Hey, hey, hey, big brother, I was wrong, don't leave me, I'm really wrong!
But just when Dong Qingshu watched Liu Suifeng and the three of them slowly disappear into the horizon and fell into deep despair, a woman picked him up again with her slender hand.