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It is said that immortal cultivators are not stupid, and when they look at Zhang Erniu, who looks like a black-faced god, his mind is called a delicate. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info patted Han Ying's ass in the morning, and the small actions of the cliché, let him learn it in the blink of an eye, and he still learned it and used it, and now let him use it on himself.

Li Liang sighed deeply and put the broken iron sword into the storage bag. Now you can use the bag multiple times and no longer have to worry about losing your life, that's the rule, and although it's only one night, it's a world of difference.

"Erniu, you better talk about this sword first, Shui Lingshan and other things, I'll ask you when I have wine. ”

"Zhong, when you have wine, I will tell you what you want to ask. ”

"Ah, I see, let's talk about this sword first. ”

"Where's the wine?"

"Oh, I won't give it to you, you say it first!"

", I believe in squad leader Li, I will say first. This sword is supposed to be a replica artifact. I remember that my master once said that when the heavens and the earth first opened, there were no immortals, gods and demons in this world, and the world was not what it is now. At that time, everything in the world lived in harmony, there were no wars, and there was no distinction between countries and continents. I don't know when, seven people came from outside the sky, all of them have high mana, stabilize the mountains and reclaim the sea, call the wind and rain, and fly to the sky and the earth to do anything. However, there seems to be a contradiction between them, and not long after they came here, there was a war, that is, the battle of the heavenly realm mentioned in the texts. Zhang Erniu slowly spoke.

"That war lasted 10,000 years, affecting the entire continent, the mountains were razed, the seas were sucked dry, death was everywhere, and everything in the world was almost extinct. I heard from Master that if one of the seven people hadn't stepped forward and stopped the war in time, the entire continent would have ceased to exist. ”

Then the seven men came to an agreement to divide the whole continent into four continents, a hundred and forty-four continents, each headed by one of them. The 36 continents in the east are known as the Divine Realm, and the leader is called the Divine Emperor. The thirty-six continents in the west are called the fairy world, and the leader is called the immortal ancestor. The thirty-six continents in the south are called the Demon Dao, and the leader is called the Demon Venerable. The thirty-six continents in the north are known as the Demon Domain, and the leader is called the Demon King. The other three are in charge of the Heavenly Court, the Earthly Palace, and the Human World, respectively, and are the Heavenly Emperor, the Ghost Emperor, and the Human Emperor. ”

"And each of the seven of them has an artifact, which is the Divine Emperor Halberd, the Immortal Ancestor Whip, the Demon Venerable Axe, the Demon King Hammer, the Heavenly Emperor Sword, the Ghost Emperor Knife, and the Human Emperor Bow. This sword of yours should be an imitation of the Heavenly Emperor Sword. It is rumored that the Heavenly Emperor Sword devours blood to recognize the master, and it must absorb more than eighty percent of the master's essence spirit blood to officially recognize the master, and it is impossible for people below the Yuan Infant Stage to let it absorb eighty percent of the essence and spirit blood, so I said that you have to wait until after the Yuan Infant Period to use it. Zhang Erniu finally finished telling the story, his dark face showed his expectation of sorghum wine, and his lips were sweet and dry from time to time.

"Here's the wine for you. Erniu wow, it's not the squad leader who said you, your story is too suspenseful, I sound very unreliable! I just picked up a sword and it became an imitation artifact? If that's the case, I don't have to do anything else, just pick up the rags all over the street, it's not faster than farming to make money, do you think it's possible?" The story told by Zhang Erniu is really a bit too exaggerated, and he also fucked the seven heavenly visitors, and he has been fighting for 10,000 years! Looking at the black and stupid Zhang Erniu, it is really unambiguous to make up the story, one by one, which is more evil than American blockbusters, what makes Li Liang listen to it is a vigorous wine, and the more than a pound of sorghum wine in the wine gourd, so that the kung fu will be completely exhausted. There was no choice but to take out two more jars of wine from the storage bag, hand Zhang Erniu a jar, open one jar and drink it again.

"If someone else doesn't believe me, but you, squad leader, it's hard for me to say. ”

"It's hard to say, it's impossible!"

"I used to think so, but you can kick out the green dark iron with a stone, why is it impossible?"

"That's just a coincidence. ”

"I've heard that your urinal is made of red copper!"

"That's also a coincidence! Besides, I don't know what year ago the story you just told me, and if there are any characters who still say it, how can it be so coincidental. ”

"Squad leader, what I said is true! Our Luyang Continent is located in the southeast of the fairy world, and if you go more than ten thousand miles to the southeast, you will reach the territory of the Demon Dao. I have been to that border before, and there is a boundary monument written by the Emperor of Heaven himself!" Zhang Erniu was not polite, and after putting the jar of wine that belonged to him into the storage bag, he drank the jar of wine that Li Liang opened.

"Hey, hey, it's mine! Damn, Erniu wow, you've become bad, you've learned to grab things......"

"Hehe, I also learned from you, you even robbed the cauldron of the sect, and you robbed it justifiably, I robbed this little wine, what's it?"

"That, that, Erniu, I really didn't grab that pot, that pot is mine! The ore I picked up, the drawings I made, I just asked the people in Xianmen to refine it for me. ”

"I know, everything you grab must be yours, hehe......"

"Erniu, do you have a lot of strength?"

"Ah, I have a lot of strength, I have been stronger than other babies since I was a child, and I can lift a hundred pounds of boulders when I am a teenager. What's wrong? Squad leader, why are you asking this?"

"No, nothing, hehe, nothing ......"

"Oh, I understand, squad leader, you want to beat me up, right?"

"No, I don't really have that idea!"

"Well, I think you'd better not have this idea, my master passed on a set of exercises to me, so that my strength is very great, if I do it with you, I'm afraid I will accidentally hurt you, hehe......"

"That's a lot of strength, how much is that?"

"I don't know how big it is, anyway, I can lift a thousand pounds of stone without mana now. ”

"Wow, what is at stake, can you teach me? If you learn this trick, you will be able to live even if you carry a sack in the future." ”

"Do you want to learn the best tricks? ”

"Is it so expensive? Can it be cheaper, give it a discount......

"No, my master said, don't let me teach the exercises of the Xianmen to outsiders, otherwise I will be punished!"

"Then give you ten jars of wine, and you won't be punished?"

"I think it's more cost-effective to change the punishment for ten jars of wine, and if it is less than ten jars, it won't be cost-effective. ”

"You're so good at arithmetic......"

"Here, this is the secret of the strong formula. ”

"Hey, do you still have a secret book? or did you write a book? Erniu, don't I remember what jade slips you immortal cultivators used to record immortal techniques?"

"Hehe, I guessed that you were going to learn strong tricks from me, so I prepared a copy in advance, hehe......"

"Erniu wow, how do I feel that I have been fooled? These ten jars of wine are a little wronged, if they are no longer cheaper, give a twenty percent discount, how about eight jars?"

"No, if you don't give me ten jars of wine, I'll beat you!"

"Wow, hey, don't do it, the business is not benevolent, the gentleman doesn't do it, the gentleman doesn't do it, the gentleman doesn't do it......"

"I'm not a gentleman, can you give it or not?"

"Give, give, give, can't give! What, why don't you take another immortal or something?"

"Something else, but the wine should also be increased!"

"Hey, I said Erniu, did you go through business before, why are you so business-minded?"

……

Li Liang and Zhang Erniu chatted passionately, and before they knew it, it was evening, and night was quietly falling. Because of the similar personalities, in the past few days after Mrs. Li's death, Li Liang and Zhang Erniu were almost inseparable, except for sleeping at night and not in a bed, they were together for everything else. Buying coffins, making shrouds, burning paper money, and making tablets, the relationship between the two people is heating up sharply, and the degree of iron has surpassed that of Li Liang, Xue Qing and Cao Geng, which makes the five fairies who have been with them secretly scolded in their hearts, it is really "fish looking for fish, shrimp looking for shrimp, stupid people like silly boys".

"Sir, it's almost time to get to Wangjia Town, let's find an inn to rest for the night, shall we?" Seeing the shadow of the town in front of him, the middle-aged handlebar turned around and roared.

"Okay, just find a random one, it doesn't have to be too good. Li Liang replied, and then added: "What, please pull over and park the car first, it's convenient and convenient for me, and I've been holding it for a long time." ”

"Okay, sir, wait a minute, huh!"

Li Liang jumped out of the carriage and hurriedly ran into the woods, but Zhang Erniu was still counting the wine jars on the car. Just now, the two of them bargained like a small merchant and a hawker, and they fought for a long time, and finally made this deal at the price of 16 jars of sorghum wine for a book of strong recipes and a book of casting techniques. Of course, Li Liang felt a lot of pain, although there were still a lot of left, but there was absolutely no plan to use it in exchange for immortal exercises, and Zhang Erniu seemed to have been prepared, and he took out more than a dozen copies of the cheats written in the book, which made Li Liang feel depressed, and he always felt that this black boy had premeditated, so he was waiting for this opportunity to deceive himself about the wronged man.

After running a few steps, seeing that it was some distance away from the carriage, Li Liang began to hurriedly undress and untie his pants, making preparations convenient. The clothes on her body were bought by the great fairy of Qiu Yu Ning Qiu, it was the kind of son-in-law outfit with status, Li Liang didn't plan to wear it originally, but she said that since she was returning to her hometown, she wanted to be beautiful, and wearing a peasant costume would damage her image and be embarrassing, so she had no choice but to wear it. This dress looks good to wear, but when you take it off, it is hard enough, there are several layers inside and out, and you have to be busy for a long time if you want to relieve yourself.

Li Liang had just untied his belt, and before he could take off his pants, suddenly a wind sounded in his ears, and a big hand pressed him to the ground. Li Liang was taken aback, how could there be anyone in this woods? Could it be that he had met a robber?

According to Li Liang, this guy very quickly stuffed a rag into Li Liang's mouth, and then took out the rope to stretch him firmly, before turning around, suppressing his voice and saying to the back: "Boss, catch a live one!"

"See, what are you yelling about! If we let that Li Liang run away, we won't be able to eat and walk around!" After a while, dozens of black shadows flashed out, and one of the tallest came over and whispered.

"Boss, what does that Li Liang look like? Tell us about it, don't kill it for a while. ”

"He is a farmer, and he should wear the clothes of a farmer. Others, let's just hold on, don't get hurt, or we'll wait to be hunted down!"

"Why? We have always done things without leaving a living mouth, why do we only kill one this time?"

"You know a fart, except for Li Liang, everyone else here is an immortal cultivator, do you think you can kill it?"

"Ahh ”

"What's the fuss, what's the fuss, let me tell you, this mission was sent by the Xianmen. Kill that Li Liang, and each reward is 3,000 taels of silver, which is enough for us to live the rest of our lives in peace. ”

"But, but everyone else is an immortal cultivator, how many of us are the opponents of immortal cultivators?"

"Hmph, that immortal master has already said that within the scope of this Shuiling Mountain, immortal cultivators can't use any immortal arts, even if they do, at most they are just some tricks, I'm afraid of a ball!"

"Really, really? Then why can't Shui Ling Mountain use immortal arts?"

"Why do you kid have so many problems, you can do whatever you want, boss, when did I lie to you? The immortal master said, these immortal cultivators are now mortals, and they can't use any mana, at most, they will release a little spiritual power, and make some kind of inferior tricks, which will not be very effective, otherwise they will die violently, so they let us green forest people take action. Listen to it, and rush out in a while. Little Five, you lead a team to entangle that big black man. Xiao Qi: You lead a team to entangle those five women. The others followed me to kill Li Liang! Remember, only those who wore peasant clothes were killed, and the others could not move!"

"So what about this?"

"Stupid, on the tree, go!"

Li Liang was confused, the more he listened, the more frightened he became, this is a person from Xianmen who hired a killer to kill him, and he also paid a lot of money, and he looked at the people who came in a daze, almost dozens of people, three thousand taels per person, how much was that? I don't remember who I offended in Xianmen, how could I provoke such a ruthless enemy?

In the midst of his thoughts, the sound of killing suddenly became loud, and the sound of weapons colliding sounded in the carriage not far away. After about half a burnt of incense, only one person shouted: "If you succeed, retreat quickly!", dozens of dark rays disappeared into the night like ghosts.

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