Chapter 1339: Strange Tales of Urban Monsters (24)

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Qiu Shaojin had no choice but to follow July to the town where he met the monster again, but this time his mood in that town was completely different from the last time, if he used a song to describe his mood, it was unbearable to look back on the past. Vertex updates are the fastest

"Master Fox, you must take care of me when you get to the mountains!" Qiu Shaojin humbly took a chicken leg and fed Yu Cai, who was obviously fat, and said to him flatteringly.

"It's easy to say, don't worry, the fox master can do things, let's put it this way, unless the mandrill doesn't come out, as soon as it appears, I will immediately take off its big crotch and use it as a stool for you to sit on!"

"I don't want it to have a big crotch, just kill it!" Qiu Shaojin said with a smile.

"I have to take off my crotch, and by the way, I will peel off the skin for you, and keep it for you to use as a cushion! Don't be polite to me, if you are polite, you won't be a buddy!" shouted Yu Cai.

July was driving in front, and when he heard the conversation between these two two goods, he only felt very speechless, and he didn't forget that Qiu Shaojin had been a young and promising successful person, how could his IQ not be online after staying with him for a few days?

Tongmeng County is not big, but it is surrounded by mountains, this place is mostly deep mountains and old forests, if the mandrill enters the woods and makes up their minds, the three of them have the ability to reach the sky and can't find it.

It was only before she got to the woods that she thought of this most important question, but she wasn't worried, he already had a solution to this problem!

"That's not a problem at all, I'm telling you, what youkai are most afraid of is fire, as long as we set fire to the mountain, I don't believe it won't come out!"

July thought it could come up with some good solution, but as soon as this guy opened his mouth, he had a bad idea, and he really couldn't hope too much for it!

"Set fire to the mountain, do you think I'm dying too slowly, that's why you came up with this solution?" said July, rubbing his forehead.

"What, is there a loophole in the method I said?" said Caicai, puzzled.

"It is a crime to set fire to the mountain, although I have a little status and ability, but this sin is too great, Brother Fox, I can't settle this matter!" Qiu Shaojin said depressedly.

"Then what should we do? we can't just go in and look for it! It's such a big mountain, we can't find it even if we are tired and break our legs!" said Yu Cai.

"I've got a solution!" July pondered.

"Hmm, master, tell me!" Qiu Shaojin was full of depression, but after hearing Qiyue's words, he also came to his senses.

"I think we can catch it by fishing, as for the bait," July said before stopping, and then looked at Qiu Shaojin.

"What do you think I'm doing, Master, you don't want me to be bait, do you!" Qiu Shaojin didn't understand at first, but then he understood what the little eyes in Qiyue meant, he shivered excitedly, and asked timidly.

"I think it's only you who is more suitable, and besides, this matter was originally caused by you, and you should do more. July said.

Qiu Shaojin opened his mouth, but he didn't know what to say to dispel this terrible thought in July, and in the end he could only turn his eyes to Yu Cai for help, hoping that Yu Cai would speak for him for the sake of eating and drinking in the past few days.

"Ahem," and said that it is to eat other people's soft mouths, and the hands of other people are short, and the color is to eat and take, and it seems that it is not appropriate not to come forward at this time.

"He may not be able to lure that mandrill spirit as a bait! That mandrill spirit is not a fool, knowing that we are looking for it, how can he obediently come out and send it to death. Yu Cai said.

"If he doesn't go, then you go?" July said with a sneer.

"Uh, then let's go!" "Yu Cai hesitated for a moment, and finally said, he believed that the so-called bait of the pervert in July was definitely not simple, and Yu Cai finally gave up his plan to persuade July in line with the principle of the dead friend not the poor road.

"Then what if you don't protect it in time, what should I do if I die in its hands?" asked Qiu Shaojin with a white face.

"It's not necessarily a matter of luck, but if you're lucky, you can survive!" said July lightly.

In fact, July doesn't care about Qiu Shaojin's life and death, anyway, 500,000 has already been obtained, and it doesn't matter if the remaining 500,000 is or not, and Qiu Shaojin is not a good person, this kind of scumbag will die if he dies!

"Xiaoshan, you ugly monkey, you come out!

In the barren mountains and mountains, Qiu Shaojin wiped the sweat on his head while holding a loudspeaker and shouted loudly, this horn was bought by a person in the town who collected rags, the sound was very loud, his voice roared out, and the voice echoed back and forth in the mountains.

"Xiaoshan, you have a big butt and small breasts, and you look like a dead fish on the bed, I feel very disgusting every time I sleep, and it's better for a lady like you to look at the pickles."

"Furry monkey, do you think you are human if you put on a human skin! Look at your ass-like horse monkey face! Are you unable to find a partner among the monkeys, so you can only find a human to solve your physiological needs!"

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Qiu Shaojin scolded very smoothly, he had said these words many times, at first he was still very scared, but after scolding for a few days, he was suddenly not afraid, he suddenly had a feeling of pride in his chest, anyway, if the monster was not caught, he would die sooner or later, since he had already offended the monster thoroughly, it was better to scold first, and it was comfortable to get out of the evil breath in his chest.

"I'm you, you're a big horse monkey、、、" Qiu Shaojin pulled the broken gong that had been hoarse, and the voice came heroically, the birds in the forest were frightened and fluttered, and the mountains in the distance echoed the last few words.

"Malaysian Monkey 、、、"

"Horse monkey,"

"Monkey 、、、"

"Sub-、、、"

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July and Yu Cai followed behind Qiu Shaojin not far away, this is the fourth day, but the mandrill still did not appear, Yu Cai looked at July with some suspicion and asked, "Can your trick really work? That mandrill spirit is not brain-dead, what an obvious game!

"Hehe, if you are a woman, you will be fooled!" July said as he gnawed on the fruit in his mouth, and then added, "So you don't know women at all." ”

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