Chapter 25: The War of Scolding (1)

I was angry for a while, and I fainted with anger.

After a while, Wan Haoguang recovered.

Looking up at the computer, he found that Banyuanjun had sent more than a dozen big fools to scold him.

pressed the bulging temples, Wan Haoguang directly banned Banyuanjun.

On the other hand, Banyuanjun didn't know that he had fainted Wan Haoguang, if he knew, then he would be very happy.

scolded him for more than a dozen sentences in a row and didn't reply, Banyuanjun thought that Wan Haoguang had run away.

If Wan Haoguang really ran away, then this game would be unplayable.

The reason why Banyuanjun ran to Wan Haoguang's Weibo to scold him was because of his own considerations.

Because Banyuanjun has not been in contact with the online literary circle for a long time, he belongs to the weak side in the circle.

This time, Wan Haoguang made it clear that he wanted to bully himself for his lack of qualifications and small number of fans, but Banyuanjun had no way at all.

There are no connections, fans have no fans, how can I refute it.

Therefore, Banyuan Juncai took risks and ran to Weibo to scold Wan Haoguang.

The purpose is to make things bigger, and then provoke Wan Haoguang by the way.

When people are angry, they will do a lot of irrational things, and only by making things bigger and provoking Wan Haoguang can they find weakness from him.

You know, Banyuanjun also has the truth card given by the system as a hole card.

If Banyuanjun can have a scolding war with Wan Haoguang, then the more eyeballs this scolding battle will eventually attract, the greater the utility of the truth card will be.

Well, well, I admit that after making excuses for this half a day, in fact, the main reason why Banyuanjun used Weibo to scold people was to take a breath.

Wan Haoguang didn't react after scolding more than a dozen sentences just now, and now he suddenly banned himself, which shows that Wan Haoguang still cares about this matter very much.

Therefore, Banyuanjun feels that the foreshadowing in the early stage has been done well.

"Brother, this grandson has been sealed for us, or I will open a trumpet and continue to scold him!" Wang Dazhuang said with an idea on the side.

"What's the use of you opening a trumpet, I scolded him, the reason why I was able to arouse his anger is mainly because my Weibo has the official certification of Qidian Writer, otherwise, even if I scold him for a hundred words, it is useless. Banyuanjun explained.

"What should I do then? I can't just leave it at that, right?" Wang Dazhuang said unwillingly.

"Forget it, how is it possible, this is just the beginning, next, let's continue to scold!" said Banyuanjun with a smile.

After speaking, he returned to his Weibo homepage, and then posted the first message on his Weibo.

"@启点作家-Wan Haoguang is a big idiot!"

This Weibo, Banyuanjun directly @Wan Haoguang, so, after sending it out, Wan Haoguang will find out as soon as possible.

And less than a minute after this Weibo was posted, there were already more than a dozen comments below.

Banyuanjun looked at it, it turned out that these were Wan Haoguang's fans, and they came to leave a message to scold their guys.

These guys not only scolded themselves, but also followed their own Weibo, which increased the number of their poor followers a little.

Banyuanjun didn't care about the insults of these people, if he couldn't even bear this insult, then he wouldn't have provoked a war in the first place.

What's more, for Banyuanjun, the more fierce these people scold, the better, because every insult will allow the system to convert it into energy.

For Banyuanjun, the more energy the better.

Not long after Banyuanjun @ Wan Haoguang, Wan Haoguang spoke.

"@启点作家-Banyuanjun, you are also a literati, open your mouth and close your mouth with foul language, it is really insulting, to be honest, I despise you a little!"

As soon as Wan Haoguang's words came out, Banyuanjun immediately scolded.

"There are more people who despise me, how old are you?"

Wang Dazhuang was behind Banyuanjun, saw his words, didn't hold back, and laughed out loud.

Wan Haoguang and those trolls who paid attention to Banyuanjun, who had never seen such a shameless reply, were stunned for a while, looking at the computer one by one, not knowing what to say.

Wan Hao's face darkened with anger, and it took a long time before he replied: "I don't know what kind of people your parents are, teaching you such a son!"

After reading Wan Haoguang's reply to his words on Weibo, Banyuanjun immediately responded: "Your parents are good! Your father is a dragon, your mother is a phoenix, together you are born, and the dragon and phoenix will become a fly!"

Behind Banyuanjun, Wang Dazhuang hadn't figured out the meaning of this sentence yet, and he was anxious when he saw it.

"Brother, why are you still praising this old bastard?"

Banyuanjun said speechlessly: "Take a closer look, there is something wrong with the two words behind Dragon and Phoenix Chengxiang." ”

Wang Dazhuang looked at it for a while, frowned, and said, "Is there something wrong?"

Banyuanjun was defeated by Wang Dazhuang, and said weakly: "If you have time, you can read more, you are not required to take the university entrance examination, at least you have to be literate, the Xiang behind the dragon and phoenix Chengxiang is the auspicious Xiang, this Xiang, is the kind of indescribable thing, which means that Wan Haoguang has become an indescribable thing!"

After hearing this, Wang Dazhuang suddenly realized.

At this moment, Wan Haoguang was on the other side of the computer, and his face turned from black to green.

This world and the earth have a lot in common, and even the meaning of the word Xiang is the same, so Wan Haoguang naturally knows what Banyuanjun is scolding himself.

And those fans of Wan Haoguang were stunned one by one when they saw Banyuanjun's wonderful responses one after another.

There was even a guy who was still scolding Banyuanjun just now, after reading this sentence, he couldn't help it, and commented on a series of 'hahaha' below.

Although these Wan Haoguang fans are still angry at Banyuanjun's insults, for some reason, there is a trace of expectation in their hearts, looking forward to what kind of interesting things Banyuanjun can say.

Wan Haoguang suffered such a big loss, how could he bear it, put his hand on the keyboard, and after a long time, he didn't know how to respond.

Just when Wan Haoguang didn't know what to say, another message from @him was sent.

"If you ignore me, then won't I become a dog?"

"Poof!hahahaha......" Wang Dazhuang couldn't help but laugh when he saw this, holding his stomach behind Banyuanjun.

And some netizens who paid attention to this scolding war also leaned back and laughed in front of the computer.

Although most of these netizens are fans of Wan Haoguang, at this time, they feel that this guy called Banyuanjun is really interesting.

So they paid attention to Banyuanjun's Weibo.

After paying attention, they felt that this kind of interesting thing should not be enjoyed by themselves, and they must share it with their friends.

So, one by one, they called friends in YY and on their mobile phones, beckoning everyone to come and see this scolding battle.

Wan Haoguang was deflated one after another, and now he can't even speak, this kind of aggrieved scolding war made him finally unable to hold it back, and tore off the last layer of disguise on his face.

"You're a dog! Your whole family is a dog!" Wan Haoguang @ Banyuanjun responded.

After reading Wan Haoguang's response, Banyuanjun didn't react, and Wang Dazhuang immediately quit.

This old bastard scolded his cousin, but now he even brought himself, which is really unbearable.

And Banyuanjun responded unhurriedly: "What's wrong with dogs? The more I know about you, the more I will find that the more advantages dogs have, because dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!"

The people who ate melons in front of the computer were stunned when they read Banyuanjun's sentence.

Classic!

Although this sentence is simple, the more you taste it, the more flavorful it is, and it is rich in life philosophy.

Some people have even copied this sentence in front of the computer, and they may be able to use it in the future.

As for those who came to scold Banyuanjun, they are now all out of flames.

They realized that they and Banyuanjun are not at the same level at all, and people don't need to scold people with dirty words, they can be half angry, and they can only sell batches with one sentence on the left, and another sentence for mothers to sell batches, usually nothing, and now compared with Banyuanjun, it pales in comparison.

Wan Haoguang was so angry that his fingers were trembling, his temples were bulging, and his eyes were black for a while.

He angrily typed on the computer, "You stinky rascal!"

Banyuanjun pursed his lips, feeling that this guy's combat power was getting weaker and weaker, and it seemed that he couldn't let him say a word and reply to himself, otherwise he would soon have nothing to say.

"Where can I compare to your hooligan, when you were born, you didn't forget to look back!"

Wang Dazhuang was behind Banyuanjun, admiring the five-body throwing to the ground, staring at the computer screen without blinking, for fear of missing one of Banyuanjun's 'golden and jade good words'.

Just when Wan Haoguang was helpless and angry with Banyuanjun, he suddenly discovered that Banyuanjun's Weibo avatar was the avatar of a cartoon character.

Seeing this, Wan Haoguang suddenly had a little idea, and said: "You don't even dare to use your own avatar, you must be an ugly monster, you are unsatisfactory in real life, and you ran to the Internet to find a sense of existence!"

Call me ugly?

Seeing this, Banyuanjun suddenly couldn't bear it, you can call me stupid, stupid, and villainous, but you must not call me ugly.

"Gold, wood, water, fire and earth, you are born and clean!"

"When the plastic surgery hospital sees you coming, they immediately know that big business is coming. ”

"God closed a window for you and slammed the door on your head. ”

"You are actually an angel with folded wings who came to the world, but unfortunately, when you landed, you didn't control the direction and braked the car with your face. ”

"I don't want to hit you anymore. You go to the zoo and see if there's a suitable job for you, you're going to be shot by the police if you're running around the street like this!"

Wan Haoguang's image is his own image.

To be honest, Wan Haoguang is really not very good-looking, after all, all the good-looking people in this world have gone to become stars, and a few will choose to stay at home and write novels.

The classic scolding and ugly words of Banyuanjun's previous life were thrown out sentence by sentence, and every time a sentence came out, the following would cause a laughing comment.

At this time, Banyuanjun found that the number of fans in one of his scolding battles, which had just been less than 100, had unknowingly increased to two thousand five.

And the number of tourists is tens of thousands, and this number is still increasing wildly.

These are all called by friends.

Banyuanjun's scolding words are all kinds of jokes from his previous life, where have people in this world seen such classic words, and after hearing about it, naturally they all came to watch.

The more people came, the more popular Banyuanjun's Weibo became, and gradually, because there were too many access clicks, he was pushed onto the hot search list.