Chapter 518: A Big Bottle of Heartbreak
The trunk of the tiger thorn tree is covered with small thorns, which are fragile and break when stepped on with your feet, but if you sit on them with your buttocks......
Of course, most of them can't sit directly on their butts, but today, someone just sat up.
At this moment, in front of the six people of Bai Feng, the national audience, in the close-up of the camera.
At the top of the trunk on the river, Kai Kai grabbed the small branch from the trunk with one hand, and nervously grabbed the shaking trunk with the other, trying to stabilize the tree and keep it from shaking.
But the more nervous he was, the more the tree shook, swinging up and down like a swing on the water.
If that's all it is, it can only be considered nervous, but this thing is sitting on it, probably grinding it all the way with his ass, although the thorns on the trunk didn't hurt him, but his pants ...... Didn't keep it.
At this moment, he was sitting on the trunk of a tree with his back to Bai Feng, and a large piece of his pants was cut open by small thorns, revealing the kawaii blue panties inside.
Behind the panties is probably a small animal, cracked, and you can see the two eyes of the cartoon animal, as he twists his ass, 'blinking' back and forth......
Probably hearing the laughter, Kai Kai barely grabbed a branch and twisted his head backwards with difficulty, scolding angrily.
"You're still laughing, save me down......"
Bai Feng shrugged and said with a smile.
"You've quit recording, why should we save you......"
said that it didn't count, Bai Feng also jumped down and stood on the trunk of the tree, her weight of more than 180 catties, the trunk creaked, and Kaikai's face turned white with fright!
"Mr. Bai! I was wrong! I drank urine, help me up, there are snakes in this water! Don't joke......"
"Talking counts?"
"Calculate it...... Help me......"
……
In the end, Kai Kai was rescued, and everyone stepped on the tiger thorn tree that seemed to be about to collapse but was still strong to the opposite bank, sitting on the shore, Kai Kai touched his leaky pants, and looked at the bottle full of urine on the ground in frustration, with a label on it - Bai Feng......
"Mr. Bai...... Can I drink my own...... You're here, this, this...... The amount of urine is too large too......"
"No way!"
Bai Feng categorically refused, and the five stars watching next to him snickered, and Han Han took the bottle and quickly unscrewed the cap and said with a smile.
"Brother Kai, don't be afraid, this is a drink, we were deceived by Mr. Bai once, you watch, I'll give you a sample!"
After speaking, Han Han drank half a bottle in one gulp, and then smashed his mouth without speaking.
Seeing this, Kai Kai excitedly grabbed the bottle and drank it......
Knock knock down, and then his face turns green......
"I'm Cao, Hanhan, I'll kill you......!
Han Han licked his mouth and looked at Bai Feng in a daze, Bai Feng smiled.
"I didn't say it was a drink, you said it yourself......"
Everyone, including the audience, laughed to the ground, but through this incident, the embarrassment of Kai Kai's dismissal was also resolved.
Strike the record for a while, and then the crematorium, he knows this reason, the consequences are not something he can afford at all, if Bai Feng doesn't give him steps, after getting out of here, he can hang himself directly, and the high liquidated damages can't afford it at all.
Next, the group shuttled much faster in the forest, although the weather was hot, but it was not difficult to walk, when it was almost dark, several people found a wild small pool in the position where they were about to go out, and there were still some fish and shrimp in it.
This time, a few people could completely see the savior, and regardless of the image, they took off their shoes and jumped down, especially Kai Kai, whose writhing ass occasionally bloomed with blue light.
The stockings brought by Xiaoying played a huge role this time, Kai Kai used his own knife to split the stockings in half from the middle, and the six people were divided into two groups, one person and half a stocking, and when they were in the water, it was like a fishing net.
As soon as the bag went down, there were several wild grass carp in it, although each was only the size of a thumb, but the number was large, and in less than half an hour, several people had thrown it on the ground.
As a result, I was dumbfounded again after fishing.
They had no pot, no fire, no water, and no condiments, and watched the little fish jumping around on the ground before they died, and several people came down.
Then they all looked at Bai Feng.
"Sister Bai, aren't you the king of chefs in ......the world? Can you do it?"
"Yes!"
Originally, he asked tentatively, but no one expected to get Bai Feng's affirmative reply.
Bai Feng squatted down with a smile, found a dry stone, and then found some dry leaves, she first kneaded the leaves into minced pieces, and then sifted out the coarser parts, leaving only the fine and dry leaf foam.
"Hehe, after eating this meal, we can go out, it is estimated that you should not come in the second phase, there was originally a test, think about it or forget it, let you hate me a little less, make a big meal for you, it is a send-off!"
After speaking, Bai Feng took out his dagger, flipped over with the stone in his left hand, placed it on a 45-degree inclined plane, and then raised the dagger with his right hand!
While!
There was a sharp crisp sound, and a spark burst out in the darkness, and the spark fell on the powder next to it, but it didn't catch!
But the first spark hadn't disappeared yet, and Bai Feng's second knife had slashed down again!
Then came the third and fourth cuts......
One knife is faster than the other, and one knife is fiercer than the other!
There were sparks on the ground, and in the stupid gaze of the six people, green smoke rose from the scraps that had been placed next to him, and Bai Feng blew out a breath, and the flames burned.
Six people were excited and happy at the same time!
Thousands of netizens immediately fried the pot again!
"I'm Cao, I'm really too high-energy!"
"Never underestimate Bronze, you can't know how many kings she has abused before......"
"It's really the king of the kitchen, I'm the first floor in the world!"
"The pee drinking link has been screenshotted, the private message you need!Dad, kick me up!"
……
Bai Feng quickly cut the small fish in half with a knife, then scraped off the internal organs with a knife, set up a simple stand for the fire, and placed the broken and washed fish on it.
Then she went to the nearby forest to find some strange cone-shaped yellow-green leaves, sprinkled them on the fish, and roasted them with the small fish.
It is strange to say that when these leaves are burned by the fire, some greasy things will flow out of the leaves, dripping into the fire and crackling.
It didn't take much effort, and the fragrance was already wafting out.
Xiaolu swallowed and asked.
"Sister Bai, what is this leaf? It smells weird and smells good......"
"This is a small red rosin leaf, not edible, but can be used as a flavor to enhance the seasoning, itself has a light fragrance, can also remove the fishy smell, after the high temperature barbecue will flow out of the juice, these juices with a light salty and light fragrance...... Cooked, one person ......"
Bai Feng distributed the first batch of grilled small fish to six people, and then began to roast the second batch.
Xiao Ying took the fish, looked at it, swallowed saliva and handed it to Bai Feng's mouth.
"Sister Bai, I see that you haven't eaten for a day today...... You can eat some too......"
Bai Feng shook his head.
"I have something to eat......"
Saying that, she raised the grass on the ground, Xiao Ying sighed, she didn't understand why, there were obviously fish, but Bai Feng still chose to eat grass, even if the grass could be eaten, it was not as good as fish.