Chapter 504 I'm sorry, my hand slipped
"Don't talk about you, even I feel as if I've heard it somewhere at this time, why can't I remember it all of a sudden?"
"Wait, isn't this the broadcast time of Shenshen TV's "The Temptation of Food"? What's going on? Why is Dongshen TV's "Temptation on the Tip of the Tongue" also going to be broadcast at this time?
"Don't you say that I forgot, this is really the broadcast time of the "Temptation of Food" program, I have a good idea! "Tip of the Tongue" is going to fight with "Food"!"
"Yes, yes, yes, this is the rhythm of Ding Li's fight with Shenshen TV again! Can anyone tell me if this is true? Why do I feel a little fake?"
"It should be true, don't forget, this is the news released by Ding Li's social account not long ago, can it be fake?"
"Fight with "Food"? Ding Li is crazy! The guest lineup of "Food" alone is several streets away from "Tip of the Tongue". ”
"Who said no, but then again, this is Ding Li's style! Think about Ding Li's ability, who have you been afraid of?"
"That was before, it was in China, now it is now, and now it is in the United States, I feel that Ding Li sent it to the door by himself and let others slap him in the face!"
In short, Ding Li's fans were stunned!
Ding Li's opponent was stunned.
Countless netizens who don't dislike the excitement are stunned!
Thirty minutes after Ding Li posted that message, his phone rang quickly.
When I picked it up, it was a fat man calling.
Before Ding Li could speak, the fat man's voice came over for fear of not disliking the matter, "Nail, you are so awesome, you actually took the initiative to fight with "Food", but my brother is optimistic about you, make trouble, and make the ratings of "Food" hit the street." ”
The muscles on Ding Li's face trembled unnaturally, and he said in his heart: Brother, you are earning other people's money, are you so irresponsible?
After the fat man hung up the phone, Ding Li's phone rang again before he had time to put it down, this time it was a call from Niuniu, a fat female friend.
I saw Niuniu on the other side of the phone, and asked in a stunned voice: "My big boss Ding, what are you going to do?
Ding Li smiled, "I didn't want to do anything." ”
"Brother, what haven't you done yet? A piece of information made everyone confused, I said why do you have to broadcast "Tip of the Tongue" on June 5? Can't it be broadcast on June 6? The lineup of big-name celebrity guests on "Food", who are we here? Just you, a big name, still refuse to show up on the show, I'm really angry. Niuniu said angrily: "There is also a dead fat man, who knows that I have a grudge against Shenshen TV, and he also joins other people's programs." ”
"I have a washboard here, do you want to?" Ding Li said suddenly.
"What do I need a washboard for?" Niu Niu asked rhetorically.
She is the third generation of immigrants, although she can speak and write Chinese, but she doesn't quite understand the meaning, so when Ding Li teased her in this ridiculous tone, she naturally couldn't understand it, so she asked puzzled.
"What else can you do? Naturally, I went back at night and let the fat man kneel. Ding Li, who was rarely in a good mood, teased.
At this time, Niuniu, who finally reacted, complained angrily and continued the topic just now.
Ding Li, "Then what do you think I'm going to do?"
"How do I know what you're going to do!"
"Did I do that on purpose?" Ding Li sighed and replied.
He now finally knows why Dongshen TV Station is making a program and hitting the street, and it is strange that the director of such a dish does not hit the street.
Don't you know that I'm going to use this news to hype "A Bite of the Tongue"?
"You want to hype?" asked Niu Niu on the other end of the phone, still in a stunned tone.
"Yes. ”
""Bite of the Tongue" is not broadcast at the same time as "Food"?"
"I'm not that stupid, I know how many pounds and taels I have. ”
"So what about the netizens? Now all the netizens think that we are going to fight with Shenshen TV. ”
"It's very simple, I slipped my hand a little, and I didn't think I was wrong. ”
The Niu Niu on the other end of the phone was speechless, don't want it.
Cattle fork.
Really.
My hand slipped and I accidentally sent a mistake, what can you do with me?
Ding Li, your cheeks are so thick, you're about to catch up with the fat man.
Just when Niuniu tried to prove the authenticity of this matter to Ding, the Internet was still the same lively as just now, but it was replaced by another lively scene.
Some netizens are laughing at Ding Li's inability to do his best, holding eggs and touching stones.
Some netizens gloated, just waiting to see the excitement.
Some netizens are fearing that the world will not be chaotic, and they are wantonly reprinting Ding Li's words, and they also specially Aite the "Food" program group of Shenshen TV, and bluntly said what the program team thinks about this.
Next.
Just when the topic of the two sides of the show was extremely hot.
Ding Lihu released a new message on this matter.
Sorry, I slipped my hand yesterday and sent the wrong date.
A short message, only a dozen words, instantly threw itself into a boulder on the surface of a calm lake, making the entire network boil.
Countless netizens were shocked.
Countless netizens were outraged.
Countless netizens are doing the same action, rubbing their eyes, and then pinching their faces to confirm that they are not mistaken or dreaming.
After getting confirmed.
Netizens are completely helpless.
Your uncle's.
I slipped my hand and accidentally sent the wrong date.
Are you so unreliable?
Besides, you can't find another reason, even if the account is stolen, it turns out that a hand slips.
Hand slip your uncle.
The boys took off their pants, and you came to such a sentence.
This is really unbearable and unbearable.
Then there were all kinds of ridiculous jokes on the Internet that used Ding Li's original words as the version.
"Excuse me, girl, but I slipped my hand and touched where I shouldn't. ”
"Uncle, I'm sorry, I slipped my hand and pushed you into the river. ”
"Handsome, I'm sorry, I slipped my hand and took off your pants. ”
"Auntie, I'm sorry, I slipped my hand and pulled out the string of the tape recorder for your square dance. ”
"Sao Nian, I'm sorry, my hand slipped and I need you to pick up soap for me. ”
"Uncle policeman, I'm sorry, my hand slipped and it was in someone else's pocket. ”
These various versions of the ridicule jokes have sprung up on the Internet, which quickly aroused the interest of netizens.
As a result, Ding Li and the "Tip of the Tongue" program instantly became more and more popular.
At this moment, the official website of the "Tip of the Tongue" program group announced a picture, and Ding Li on the picture was concentrating on appreciating the ridicule of netizens. In addition to the picture, there is also a note, I have seen a big heart, I have never seen such a big heart, Mr. Ding, don't you know that they are ridiculing you?
What followed was a heated discussion among netizens, "I'll go, this is Ding Li?"