When Fang Ze was sure that his cat could talk, the first thing that came to his mind was that if he sold this earthy and fat big yellow cat, would he be able to spend a whole day in the best club in Haiping City.

"No one will believe that a cat can talk. The big yellow cat licked his cat's paw and said, "I can guarantee that before I am sold, you will be imprisoned in the Second Hospital of Haiping for observation and treatment for a period of time." ”

The Second Hospital of Haiping is the only psychiatric hospital in Haiping City, and it has a glorious tradition of only patients entering and leaving the hospital for 20 years, that is to say, this hospital has not cured a single mentally ill person for a full 20 years.

"Okay, okay. Fang Ze raised his hand in surrender, "Master Cat, you suddenly spoke today, did you have something to tell the little one to do, is it to beat the dog next door or catch the fish raised in the bathtub downstairs?"

"You're very conscious of being a shoveler. The big yellow cat wagged his tail and said to Fang Ze, "Don't worry, it's not such a vulgar thing." ”

"But before I can do that, I have to correct one thing. The big yellow cat said, "In the year and four months that you have been a shovel officer for me, you have always called me Huang Huang, this name is very unpleasant, you can call me Big Meow in the future." ”

That aesthetic wonder is beyond measure, and the big meow in the warmth of the mobile game miracle?

"Of course not, it's just a duplicate name. The big yellow cat once again saw the conjecture in Fang Ze's heart, flicked his tail, and said, "Now it's time to talk about serious things." ”

"Are you short of money?"

"No. Fang Ze said honestly to Da Meow, "Others don't know, don't you know, my monthly living expenses are two thousand yuan, originally this two-bedroom apartment was shared with others, and only seven hundred yuan a month was enough, but now the partner who shared the house suddenly left, and now the rent for just one month is one thousand fourteen, let alone me eat, even your eating is a problem, don't think about adding a ham to lunch every once in a while in the future." ”

"That's why I'm here to solve this problem for you, the shoveler. Big Meow squinted his eyes at Fang Ze and said, "Sign a work contract with me, you only need to receive one guest to stay in this house for five days a week, and you can get two thousand yuan in compensation." ”

"Really, fake?" Fang Ze looked up at Da Meow, and a sense of absurdity rose inexplicably in his heart.

The cat you raise yourself actually wants to introduce yourself to a job?!

"Of course it's true, two thousand a week, the money will be credited to your bank card account immediately after the reception, and if you perform well, there will be additional rewards. ”

2,000 a week, at least 8,000 a month, and in an instant, he jumped from the subsistence line to the middle class.

However, there are additional reasons for such a generous salary, for example, the status of the guests who need to receive themselves will be very special?

"The reception was of course requested. "Within five days, no matter where you go, the guests you receive need to be within a hundred meters of you." ”

"What happens if two people are separated by more than a hundred meters?" Fang Ze asked as he looked at Da Meow.

"Do you know there's a word for exploding on the spot?"

"Forget it, I can't do this job, you can find someone else. Fang Ze directly and decisively refused. Although he often likes to say that he exploded on the spot when there was a big headwind in the game, it doesn't mean that he really wants to feel the feeling of exploding in place in the real world, after all, this feeling can only be felt once in a lifetime.

"Think about your rent. "Big meow lured me.

"I worked part-time while looking for someone to share a flat with, and then I ate in the cafeteria every day so I could get through. ”

"Think about me, can you bear to let me have no ham sausage in my lunch in the future?"

"When I had money, you ate what I ate, and now that I don't have money, it's naturally the same, which is fair. Fang Ze was resolute.

"Think of your Onmyoji, FGO, Kizo. ”

"You can play games without money, and I can't still have my liver if I can't Krypton?"

It was absolutely impossible for Fang Ze to sell his soul in order to play a game.

"Think about the girlfriend you just had, think about the shy pockets you had on a date. "Big Meow has made a killer move.

"I, I. Fang Ze was silent.

Fang Zegang's girlfriend is a childhood sweetheart for ten years, and the two have spent ten years establishing each other's feelings for each other, so it's impossible to just get together and spend his girlfriend's money when he goes out on a date.

Fang Ze felt his man's dignity burning in his chest.

Big Meow looked at Fang Ze with a smile and said slowly, "Do you want to do it?"

"!" Fang Ze immediately agreed.

"The contract was made. Da Meow pounced on him with a quick step, and then with a wave of the cat's paws, he directly imprinted a five-petal plum mark on Fang Ze's forehead.

"That's it?"

"That's right. The big yellow cat wagged its tail excitedly, like a demon had abducted its soul.

"What am I going to do next?" Fang Ze asked.

"Just wait for the guest to come to the door, and when someone knocks on the door, you remember to open the door, and then invite the person to stay for five days, and on the day the person leaves, two thousand dollars will be credited to your account. ”

"I kind of regret it now. Fang Ze still had a very serious unease about this supernatural unfolding.

"It is impossible to revoke a contract once it has been concluded. Big Meow searched for a moment and scurried to the front of the TV in the room, and then continued, "I can't sustain myself with my current strength, so let's wait until five days later." ”

Big Meow closed his eyes as he spoke, and when he opened them again, his pupils no longer had the brilliance of the devil, and he had turned back into the ordinary fat yellow cat that was lazy and occasionally scratched the sofa.

"Big meow?" Fang Ze shook his hand at the yellow cat, the big yellow cat raised his head and glanced at Fang Ze, as if he didn't understand why his master had changed his name to him.

Fang Ze experimented for most of the day and found that this big yellow cat was really just an ordinary fat cat now.

Was it all my own fantasy just now?

Fang Ze walked to the front of the standing mirror in the living room, took a look, and found that there was really an extra five-petal plum mark on his forehead.

It doesn't look like what happened just now is fantasy.

Fang Ze washed his face with cold water, then went to the other bedroom and cleaned up the bed and everything, so that the upcoming guests could check in at any time.

Well, just sweep the ground and drag it again, in case it's a girl, you can also leave a good impression.

Fang Ze had just cleaned up his kennel when the doorbell rang.

'Ding Dong. ’

It looks like the guest who is about to check in.

Fang Ze walked towards the door, first looked outside from the cat's eye, and found that it was a primary school student standing at the door.

It turned out to be a child, I said, why is it two thousand yuan a week, it is estimated that it is a bear child, so it will give such a high price.

Fang Ze opened the door while thinking.

He could finally see the full picture of the little child standing outside the door.

Black hair, black-rimmed glasses, a round face, and the hair on the back of the head is curled as if he hadn't woken up.

No matter how you look at it, it looks a little familiar.

"Hello, I'm Conan Edogawa. The little boy bowed to Fang Ze and said, "I'm going to be a guest at your house for five days in the future, so I'm sorry." ”

Big Meow, you don't have any ham for lunch in your life.