Chapter 38 opens again, the first battle in the pool

"Tired of logging?" the baby tilted his head and didn't understand what Deng Chao said, and his cute little head was full of question marks.

Deng Chao glanced at the baby with disdain: "Look, don't study hard, I don't even know the family." ”

Everyone was stunned, and then burst into laughter.

"Haha, Brother Chao, that's family, right?" Zhao Yongqi, who was standing in the distance, said with a desperate smile.

"Huh?" Deng Chao blushed rarely, then handed over the watermelon tray to the staff beside him, rushed to Zhao Yongqi's side with a wicked smile, locked his neck, and gave him a taste of Deng's brain fist, while saying viciously: "Xiao Qi, shout with me, weare logging is tired." ”

"Haha, good, good. Zhao Yongqi raised his hand in surrender, and shouted with a forced smile: "Weare logging is tired." ”

Everyone present also shouted Deng's famous quote together, and the atmosphere became warm.

Lu Hao and Xu Rong, who were standing in the far corner and smoking, looked at each other and smiled. Xu Rong looked at Zhao Yongqi, who was busy with a smile, and sighed lightly and said, "What Director Zhang said is really right, this time I really picked up a treasure." ”

Lu Hao also spit out a puff of smoke rings and said with emotion: "Originally, I just wanted to add a little fresh meat, but I didn't expect that now the entire program team is following him." Not to mention that such a small bottle of water now makes everyone feel good, and the sense of entertainment in the previous show is not comparable to ordinary people. ”

Xu Rong nodded and said very seriously: "Don't underestimate this bottle of water." In the entire entertainment industry, I am afraid that those who can take the initiative can be counted on ten fingers. ”

"I'll talk to Lao Zhang when I go back, let alone this season, it's best to sign the three seasons that I'm preparing now. No one can come, but this kid must not let go. Lu Hao threw the cigarette butt in his hand into the ashtray next to him and said with a firm gaze.

Chilled watermelons and shaved ice were obviously very popular with everyone, and within a few minutes they were almost gone, except for the two pieces of watermelon left in the tray of Wang Yulan.

Seeing that everyone had it, Wang Zulan wanted to reach out and enjoy it by herself, but she didn't expect a pair of white hands to take the lead and grab two pieces of watermelon in her hand.

"Baby, this is what I left for myself. Wang Yulan looked at the smiling baby in front of her, and said with a bitter face.

Shaking the watermelon in his hand, the baby said proudly: "This is a tax, and it was collected by me." Isn't there a tax on your acting to earn a salary, and of course you have to pay tax on giving watermelons. As he spoke, he ran in the direction of Zhao Yongqi.

"Brother Chao. Wang Julan cried and fell to Deng Chao, "When people meet bullies, they forcibly collect taxes, and they don't give people a way to live." ”

Deng Chao patted Wang Yulan's head and said with affection: "Hey, you are not married yet, and you still have money to pay taxes." When you get married, you will find that the money that you have left behind to pay taxes in order to benefit the country will also be forcibly expropriated by your wife in an instant. It's all a handful of tears. ”

Deng Chao's words immediately caused everyone to laugh.

At this moment, Wang Yulan saw that the baby was running to Zhao Yongqi's side and gave a piece of the watermelon snatched from him to Zhao Yongqi.

Holding her heart with one hand, her lips were biting together, and raising her other hand, Wang Zulan stretched out a finger trembling and pointed at the baby, and after staggering back three steps, Wang Zulan screamed: "God, the goddess forcibly took two pieces of watermelon from my hand, and actually took them to please the male god." What about the Heavenly Principles? What about the royal law? With that, he fell directly to the ground and rolled on the neat floor.

Looking at Wang Clanlan's second offense, everyone burst into laughter, and the baby in the distance deliberately shouted: "The watermelon from the forced requisition is delicious." "Give the final blow to Wang Yulan.

After laughing for a while, Lu Hao ran over with a straight face: "Let's go, you bastards are here, don't even think about finishing the arrangement in two hours." His mouth was stern, but the smile in his eyes could not be hidden.

The matter was also done, and Zhao Yongqi and his group were obediently driven away.

Before leaving, Deng Chao patted Lu Hao's shoulder, pointed at Zhao Yongqi and baby with a bitter face, and said sadly: "Director Lu, I strongly ask for a salary increase." You don't know, watching these two bastards show affection all day long, we big men have been hurt by hundreds of tons. If it goes on like this, that salary is not enough for me to buy glue to stick to my broken heart. ”

"Go aside. If you want money, you can consider finding a few more female guests. Lu Hao knew that Deng Chao was joking, and replied with a smile.

"Don't!" Deng Chaoru is facing the enemy, "Look at the two girls over there, it's only been half a day, nine and a half minutes out of ten minutes staring at that kid, if you find ten or eight female guests, then the damage we have suffered will not be calculated in tons, but in terms of the ravages suffered by the fall of Mars." ”

"Haha...... Hurry up and get out, and if you are verbose, your team will come first next time. Lu Hao came up with a killer idea.

"Director Lu, you eat well, drink well, sit down, and get out of here. Deng Chao patted Lu Hao's clothes flatteringly, turned around and slipped away. Behind him, the unbridled laughter of the staff.

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Nearly forty minutes later, Zhao Yongqi and his party were invited by Sister Wang into the recording venue of the event.

This is an all-glass conservatory indoor swimming pool in the hotel, which is very well lit thanks to the glass walls and canopy all around. However, in order to avoid the scorching direct sun, the ceiling at this time is covered with a thin layer of green sunshade, which avoids the strong sunlight and does not affect the light here.

At this moment, there are six strange machines installed on the pool springboard, and in the direction of these machines, about five meters away, there is a table six or seven meters long. Dozens of small golden bowls with lids are stacked on top.

"Wow, what is this?" Deng Chao walked with interest to the machines set up by the pool, and it seemed that he still wanted to sit down.

"I know, I know. Wang Julan jumped out and raised his hand to speak, "This is a catapult board, you sit on it, press the mechanism, bang, and the whole person will be bounced into the pool." ”

"Shenma?" Deng Chao, whose butt had just touched the flyboard, was so frightened that he couldn't speak clearly, and jumped up with a rolling belt.

"Director, don't you want to play so big. People's waists can't withstand the destruction. Cheng He held his old waist and looked at the director's seat.

"Actually, it's fun, it's not dangerous at all. Wang Julan was eager to try, and didn't pay attention to the flyboard at all.

Deng Chao walked to Wang Julan's side and put a wicked smile on his shoulder: "Zu Lan, how about you show you how to play first?"

Wang Lan, whose face was pale, didn't know what to say, Lu Hao had already held up the loudspeaker and said, "Come and get your mission card." ”