Chapter 309: Lily
Lily, also known as Qiangqu, leek, Shandan, and inverted immortal. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 INFO perennial bulbous herbaceous flowers, moisture-loving, light-loving, easy to grow in fertile, humus-rich, deep soil, very well-drained sandy soil. The taste is sweet and slightly bitter, the sex is flat, it enters the heart and lung meridians, has the function of moistening the lungs and relieving cough, clearing the heart and calming the nerves, and can be used for residual heat after fever, fatigue and palpitations, trance and tuberculosis cough, hemoptysis, lung abscess and other symptoms.
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Lu Dabao was completely angry, and his roaring figure was like a black bear, like a male lion, or like a male wolf who didn't recognize his six relatives. The poor and angry daughter-in-law of Lu Dabao was like a quail, rubbing her little hands and obediently twisting the twist, twisting the clothes so that the front and back of the clothes were not separated, and she continued to compete.
Tomorrow will be held a "fairy grain meeting," and according to the practice that has been formed over the past few days, Comrade Li Liang, who can speak well, will still beg for money to buy steamed buns and hunt wild boars part-time, and a few others will go outside the city to pick mushrooms and wild vegetables, stupid cows and gastrodia will collect firewood, and Lu Dabao will watch the stalls on the edge of the market, carrying and selling some agricultural and sideline products that he has brought on his back, that is, some wild herbs and so on.
But I didn't expect that this ruined girl picked up a mushroom and actually picked up two big living people!
The first few times he received people had already made Lu Dabao very depressed, and he chatted with the daughter-in-law of a loser when he had a little free time, which was similar to Alzheimer's disease. But who would have thought that the girl would be shameless, treat the infatuation of the men as a boar estrus, and recycle people again and again, without considering how much water they have, so don't call the old man if he doesn't approve the girl.
Li Liang also sensed that something was not right. If it's a coincidence, it's too coincidental, four pairs of men and women, all of them are a man leading a thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl, there may be a difference between the masters, like him who is nearly middle-aged, a burly man like a stupid cow, and a half-big baby like Gastrodia, but the female baby is the same appearance, with a graceful figure and a beautiful voice, and her chest is high and full of sores.
The names of the girls are also very strange. He gave him the mint, so there's nothing to say. Silly Niu'er's sister is called Jasmine, and she said that when her mother gave birth to her, she was just in time for the jasmine flowers to bloom, so she named her Jasmine. Tianma's sister is called Furong, and she said that when her mother gave birth to her, she was just in time for the hibiscus flowers to bloom, so she named her Furong. This time there is another lily, when her mother gave birth to her, she won't catch up with the lily to bloom again, right?
If there is any plan and what tricks are set for yourself, it doesn't look like it. Don't talk about it far away, just talk about your status, except for the occasional whole two awesome words from the owner's mother, who cares about him decently, and others hide from him as far as they want, for fear of getting contaminated with something, at most a few peeps away from the old man, and have to be quiet, for fear that he will find out that he is completely under one person and above several people.
Besides, he is willing to continue to mess around with Lu Dabao, no one can take care of it, he doesn't want to play anymore, he slaps his ass and leaves, and it is estimated that no one will stop him, what kind of plan will there be in such a relaxed environment? What kind of tricks can he set up? I don't know when Lao Tzu will run away, even if you dig a good hole, what is the use? Will Lao Tzu jump in?
But if there is no strategy, what are all these female No. 2, No. 3, No. 4, and No. 5 women doing on the stage? I'm afraid that Lao Tzu is too lonely and lonely to sing a one-man show alone, so I have to insert a few green leaves to set off Lao Tzu's red flower?
"The owner, I can't recruit people anymore, I can't recruit people anymore, the wild boars outside the city are about to kill me, and if I fight again, I should fight the wild boar essence, I can't kill them!" An hour later, seeing Lu Dabao's scolding and beating, Li Liang wiped his face, tried to pretend to be aggrieved, ran to him, and said with a crying voice.
"Hey, old man, thank you for your hard work. It's all a good thing done by this ruined girl! You say you're ......" Lu Dabao sighed, patted Li Liang's shoulder gratefully, and then turned his face and continued to scold his daughter-in-law.
"The owner, I can't do anything about asking for food, and the families at the east end of the street have started to let the dogs when they see me......" Half an hour later, Lu Dabao's scolding gradually became smaller, and Li Liang pretended to be aggrieved again, and ran to him to complain.
"Hey, old man, the owner is grateful to you! It's this loser's girl, who is bold and boundless......" Lu Dabao shook Li Liang's hand sympathetically, and then turned his face and scolded his daughter-in-law.
"Owner, I don't want the money for today's stay, I'm afraid we will sleep on the street at night......" After another half an hour, Lu Dabao stopped scolding his daughter-in-law again, and Li Liang ran over and said disgustingly.
"Hey, old man, let's drink saliva first, my throat is smoking......" Lu Dabao saw that Li Liang did it on purpose, otherwise there would be no endless complaints. However, deliberate is deliberate, let's take care of the loss now, eat and drink all at others, and always do things without ass, and everyone has to be angry!
"Oh, then let's eat first, and then you can continue after eating!" Li Liang blinked, pretending to be stupid.
"Zhong, I listen to you, I listen to you!" Lu Dabao understood, this guy is going to seize power! I have to discuss it with my daughter-in-law when I go back, hide the valuable things, don't let him see it, it's better to accept it for now.
"Boss, you should be able to see that I am so loyal to you!" Li Liang squeezed his eyes hard, but he didn't burst into tears, and in desperation, he only had a bitter face, pretending to cry, and said in a trembling voice.
"I can see it, I can see it!"
"Really? I saw it so quickly. Hey, I'm just honest, I don't have a trick, wow! The character given by my father and mother can't be changed......
"Well, your father and mother are great. ”
"Yes, I think so too, so we can't be sorry for my father, don't you say?"
"That's not it! Filial piety is the head of man!"
"Oh! The owner is Gaoyi, I admire and admire the old man. ”
"Hehe, I'm nothing, nothing......"
"However, I have a major event that I have not completed so far, I am ashamed of my father's nurturing grace, and I am ashamed of my ancestors and ancestors!"
"Don't worry, don't get angry, if you have something to say, the owner will call the shots for you!"
"Really? That's great. ”
"But my ability is limited, you know this, I can't help anything if I'm too busy......"
"It's not that big, it's really not that big, don't worry, you promise you can help! What, it's not asking you for money, it's not asking you for land, it's just ......"
"No, you don't want money or land, so what do you want?"
"Don't hide it, I'm a single family for nine generations, and my father and mother have long been looking forward to me marrying a wife and having children, so I set a baby kiss, that is, that little girl mint. But it's a pity, in the first few years, my family was hit by the plague, and the whole village died, so I and Mint lived, and we were both seriously ill, hey...... Owner, in fact, my illness is relatively mild, and my little daughter-in-law is only seriously ill, you can see that chest is swollen!"
"Oh, that's pathetic......"
"Not only that, but I have to tell you one more thing, my poor little daughter-in-law is probably infertile, and she can no longer be a mother at a young age.
"Huh, won't you?"
"Why not? Look at that butt injury, you can't walk straight, you can't walk in a straight line!"
"Oh, no wonder! Tut-tut, it's a pity, it's a pity......"
"It's a pity, but I'm even more pity! Uh, no, what is pitiful, even more pitiful! Nearly mid-year but childless, the sorrow of the world is not so much!"
"Well, I still have three babies......"
"So, I want to ask the owner to be the master, what do you think about marrying those little girls to me as concubines?"
After a big detour, Li Liang finally said his request. He has already thought about it, whether the conspiracy is very easy to try, just ask the actress if he wants to let him tell it. According to the memory hidden deep in the brain, whoever makes Hey Xiu must not be a childcare, and the light mouth does not come to the actual, and if he does not run, he must be a childcare!
"No, you don't pee and take pictures, just like you, even if you marry a daughter-in-law, do you still want to marry a concubine?" Lu Dabao's daughter-in-law quit, under such great pressure, she also chose the left and the right, and finally found a few daughter-in-law candidates, how could she give it away and cheapen Li Liang for nothing?
"Shut up, loser, if it weren't for you, would we be able to mix like this?" Lu Dabao's majestic posture was still there, his eyes widened, he roared angrily, and directly took her down.
Then, he turned his face and said to Li Liang in a consultative tone: "Old Gan, my mother-in-law's thoughts, I think you should have seen it a long time ago, it's not all for those unsuccessful babies, you are reluctant to stay away, and you are afraid of being angry when you get married, so I used a little crooked thoughts on you." I know that you have the ability and ability, and if it weren't for the disaster, you wouldn't have done this mule and horse work, but you ......."
"Boss, since we have talked about it, I will no longer hide it, you are straightforward, I will not follow you. The reason why I sold myself into slavery was because an enemy pursued and killed me. In my early years, in order to treat me and my little daughter-in-law, I robbed a landlord's treasure, a thousand-year-old ginseng! ”
"Getting along with the owner these days, I can see that the owner is a real person and a responsible person, if you don't want me because of this, I will immediately lead Mint away, and I will never implicate you. We are doing things by ourselves, and it's a big deal to lead my daughter-in-law to continue to drill the ravine, it's nothing. If you think I'm okay with my old work, then I'll hide under the owner's house for a few years, you don't know my background, I'll give you a solid contribution. ”
"As for the mother-in-law of the proprietor who said that she was looking for a daughter-in-law, brother, I still have some private money, you have a life-saving grace for me, I will definitely repay the spring, and I will take care of the bride price money for marrying a daughter-in-law, brother! Li Liang saw Lu Dabao talk away, so he simply patted his chest and said very heroically.
"Really?" As soon as Li Liang's words were finished, Lu Dabao's daughter-in-law, who had been listening to it, immediately came to her senses, opened her eyes wide and said excitedly.
"Loser girl, what are you involved in? Get out of the way!" Lu Dabao is not like his stupid daughter-in-law, in order to solve lifelong problems for his children, his intelligence has dropped to a negative number, and he can still grasp the general direction on critical occasions and critical moments. Therefore, when he saw his daughter-in-law stretching her head forward again, she scolded viciously.
Then, he put on a pious and honest appearance, and said to Li Liang gently: "Lao Gan, these days you can get more than ten taels of silver every day, I already know that your life experience is not simple, in this big town, don't say a few taels of silver, even a few dollars of silver are not available to ordinary people." But I never said it, I know, if you didn't have difficulties, you wouldn't have come to my poor family to be a slave. ”
"This year, you talk to me from the bottom of your heart, and I am grateful, but I should forget about this bride price. In the past few days, I have always borrowed from you, always eaten you, and drank yours, and I have been able to stand up to it, and I have the cheekiness to ask you for the bride price, but I can't open my mouth! You said that you want to marry those girls as concubines, I can promise you, but I first ask them if they are willing, and it will not be good to use the strong ones, do you say?"
"Boss, you, what are you doing here?" Lu Dabao's daughter-in-law, who stretched out her ears, stopped when she heard this. The daughter-in-law candidate who was finally selected made Li Liang fully covered, Li Liang took the initiative to give a bride price, Lu Dabao disagreed, and dared to love himself for several days, but he didn't catch the fart, and he was busy all the time, if he was so calm, it would be hell!
"What are you doing? Are you embarrassed to ask me what are you doing? Aren't you all a loser causing trouble?" Lu Dabao is so angry! At this time, he still hasn't given up, and he doesn't know that there is a robber standing in front of him now? The big wild boar can hunt one a day, and if someone has bad intentions, they can use their little energy to ensure that the robbed are clean and slippery.
"Boss, if you do this, brother, I'll have to say a few words about you. You carry the black pot for me, I will work for you, this is a matter of course, I married a few girls you recruited, and gave your son the bride price, which is also a reasonable deal, and now you carry the black pot for me, and you don't let me pay the bride price, doesn't it seem like a brother is a bastard? Aren't you burying people!" Li Liang was not happy. You old boy is timid and scared, but you pushed your buddies out to be bastards, so did you do that?
"Well, old godbrother, you first dissipate your anger, dissipate your anger, dissipate your anger......" Lu Dabao saw Li Liang turn his face, his face turned pale with fright, and he quickly persuaded in a trembling voice: "If you see if this is good, I will ask them if they are willing first, if they are willing, I will match you up, if you are unwilling, don't be angry." You can give as much as you can give my son and daughter-in-law as much as you can......"
In the afternoon, you ask the proprietor's mother to go around the town, ask which family has a beautiful girl, how much dowry is required, and then turn around and tell me, I will pay you!"
"Wait, wait, old man, there's something I don't understand......"
"Ah, what's the matter, what's the matter?"
"Old godbrother, I have to ask you why, why do you want to marry each other!"
"Well, that's it, hey, I'm embarrassed to say it, it's not that my brother has a heavy taste, it's really unspeakable!"
"It's difficult, it's hard to say, it won't kill people, right? Brother Lao, although the matter of heavenly punishment is a rumor, my brother still advises you, don't do it!"
"Well, you misunderstood, the unspeakable thing I said was actually related to my illness. If you look at my current appearance and then look at the appearance of my little daughter-in-law, you will find anything? Yes, they are all sores, and their faces are covered with sores, which shows how serious the disease we have got! Therefore, normal people can't bear it at all, and only those who are also covered with sores on their faces can do it, and this is called fighting poison with poison!"
"Oh! No wonder. I understand, I understand, I'll tell them to go in the afternoon, you can rest assured!"
"Oh, that's great! Brother thanked the owner first. What's that, I still have some private money here, you use it first. Don't say don't! Everyone is so familiar with each other, and it will be boring to fix those empty things. ”
"Okay, okay...... Hey, why is this so heavy? How much is that?"
"Not much, just fifty taels of gold. ”
"More, how much, fifty taels......!
"Hey, the owner, the owner, come on, the owner has fainted!"