Chapter 346: Stealing Chickens Doesn't Count as Stealing
In the eyes of many people, the person who steals chickens and dogs is definitely not a good person.
But Wu Xiaozheng doesn't think so.
In his opinion, stealing is divided into many situations.
For example, Yan Gaohui's kind of stealing, the nature is a bit serious, and it is definitely a matter of conduct.
There is another kind of stealing that is different.
For example, when many people were young, because they couldn't control their greed, they would often go to the neighbor's field to steal a melon and pick a fruit, which was also stealing, but they couldn't use moral standards to go online.
There is also a kind of stealing, which is a mischievous steal.
For example, a pair of young men and women in love, in order to seek excitement, the man will take the woman to the supermarket to steal some innocuous little things, and after getting it, they will start running wild......
This kind of stealing has nothing to do with real needs, and it's not that you can't afford that money, but you need that kind of heartbeat stimulation.
This kind of stealing is a bit bad in nature, but it is not morally corrupt.
The stealing of chickens by the school team is a combination of the latter two, on the one hand, because of gluttony, on the other hand, these are very naughty students, they don't have much affection for many teachers, and there is a suspicion of revenge for doing this kind of thing.
It's really not morally corrupt, but the impact is a bit big and interesting.
Wu Xiaozheng remembers that the school team started stealing chickens from the time he joined the school team.
The school team is actually a hard job.
Every evening, when other students start their evening self-study, the school guard team is dispatched, wearing red armbands and flashlights, and starting to patrol the campus.
The school is so big, after a few laps, your legs will be weak.
If it's just a patrol during the evening study time, that's fine.
But that's not the arrangement.
The reason is simple, after dark, especially after the next night of self-study, the campus will be silent, and this is the best time for thieves to haunt.
In the middle of the night, thieves can steal a lot of things.
For example, bicycles in a bicycle shed.
For example, the valuables of the students in the classroom.
Another example is the various facilities and equipment of the school......
In this day and age, many things can be stolen and sold for money.
So the nurses are struggling.
By 10 p.m., the other students had gone to bed, but the school guards had to continue patrolling until after 12 p.m.
In the dead of night, patrolling can be a real hard thing to do.
Especially when the weather is colder.
After a long time, some team members learned to be lazy and began to pile up branches to burn fires to keep warm on the loess high slope, that is, the place where the standard playground will be built.
At first, it was just for simple heating.
But slowly some people found that it was an even more uncomfortable thing to have a fire and not have anything to roast and eat on it.
So someone proposed: go find something to eat and bake it!
In the middle of the night, the school is not in the countryside, what can you find to eat?
Some people sighed: If there is a chicken rack roasted on the paste, it must be very fragrant.
That's how the chickens raised by the teachers were targeted.
As mentioned earlier, the nursing team members are not good students, they do not have too deep feelings for teachers, and they have no reverence.
That's how the chicken stealing began.
Well, the teachers' chickens are starting to suffer.
For quite some time after that, there were teachers, and there were fewer and fewer chickens on their own.
There are thieves!
But the school checked and checked, but the thief was never caught, even though the teacher instructed the school guards to focus on the places where there were chickens.
It's strange if you can catch it, isn't this a thief shouting to catch a thief!
As a last resort, teachers who are often stolen chickens have to find another way on their own.
But what good idea can they come up with?
No.
In addition to moving the chicken coop to the house at night.
Chicken poop really stinks!
It's okay to have a balcony, raise the chickens on the balcony, and then close the balcony door, at least you can barely bear it.
The one without a balcony would be miserable, and the smell of chicken poop would make the whole house smell, even if it was covered with plastic sheeting.
And that's not even the worst of it.
The most serious problem is that teachers often visit their homes with parents and students.
At this time, as soon as parents or students enter, because they are not used to the unpleasant smell of, they will immediately cover their noses or quickly find an excuse to leave.
As soon as this kind of thing got out, the teachers were simply swept away.
The students laughed miserably.
It quickly became a joke.
It's a real shame to do that.
But in order to save some money, the teachers had to continue such a humiliating and sinful thing.
In her previous life, Old Lady Zhao was also one of the targets of theft.
The reason is very simple, because Wu Xiaozheng is also in the school nursing team.
Until high school, Wu Xiaozheng still hadn't forgiven her.
Seeing this, everyone should understand that even if the nursing team members want to steal chickens, they are also divided into objects.
Generally speaking, teachers with a good reputation do not need to worry about this problem.
Wu Xiaozheng really misses that feeling.
Although this kind of thing is absurd, it is a rare simple happiness for Wu Xiaozheng when he was a student.
It's fun to think about.
To this day, Wu Xiaozheng still remembers the scene of everyone roasting chicken on the bonfire while gloating and laughing at the teachers.
A lot of times, the happiness that people need is really that simple, even if they do something bad.
This day is Saturday, and Wu Xiaozheng is going to relive this happiness again.
The reason why he set the time for Saturday night was not to say that it was safe to start that night, but because on non-Saturday nights, Ding Xingwen would not be able to come out, because the teacher would go to the dormitory to check the post.
Before school was over, Wu Xiaozheng pulled Ding Xingwen aside and quietly commanded.
After school, Wu Xiaozheng still went to Zhang Ying's store first.
This day is the time when Wu Xiaoli came to learn to dance.
After receiving the little girl, Wu Xiaozheng took her back to the snail house first.
Because of Zhang Ying's unequal treaty, Wu Xiaozheng can't go to the cafeteria to eat dinner now, and he has to do it himself.
When cooking dinner, Wu Xiaozheng thought that buying kitchen utensils was not necessarily a bad thing, at least after stealing the chicken tonight, he didn't have to find a place to make a bonfire.
The stolen chicken must have tasted good when stewed!
But Wu Xiaozheng is thinking about another problem.
After the chicken is stolen and cooked, should you ask Zhang Ying and Wu Xiaoli to eat it together?
It was the middle of the night!
It's a small problem.
I can't care so much, let's see their creation!
Ding Xingwen quickly found it.
He didn't come alone, he was followed by the second dwarf Li Jianming.
"The two dwarves have to come with me, and they can't get rid of it. Ding Xingwen explained slightly.
"Zhenghan, you and Ding Xingwen are sneaky today, are you going to do anything bad?"
I have to admit that the second dwarf has a bit of a smart nose today.
Come on, come on, the second dwarf is not an outsider, let him enjoy some happiness together!
Everything is ready for night.