Chapter 406: What a powerful mother-in-law
"Wouldn't it, would it?" Zhou Tian asked with a pair of big eyes of disbelief.
"Really, I don't believe you ask Teacher Ding. Meng Fei pointed at Ding Li and said.
"It's true, but he is a little better than me, at least he shook the hand of the female guest, and I was collectively turned off when I came up. Ding Li said: "By the way, what is the profession of a financial analyst?
"That's pretty much it. Zhou Tian explained, "Our specific job is to analyze finance, for example, if you want to buy stocks, we will help you analyze, which stocks will rise, and which stocks will stop." ”
"Teacher Ding, do you still buy stocks?" Meng Fei said.
"I bought a little, but I was tethered. ”
"Mr. Ding, what stocks did you buy?"
"Oil, about a hundred. Ding Li's answer made many people kneel.
You're shit.
A person who has hundreds of millions of dollars at every turn, buys 100 shares of stocks, and still screams aggrieved, do you do this?
This made them buy thousands of shares, and the tens of thousands of shareholders who hit the streets, where should they go?
Teacher Ding.
I don't take you to play like this.
Huang Han suddenly interjected: "Speaking of stocks, I suddenly remembered a joke on the Internet, saying that a Northeast person was homesick and went to a Northeast restaurant for a big meal." A southerner who is homesick is to look by the river. But a northerner was homesick, so he ran to the stock trading floor to have a look. ”
"Mr. Huang, northerners are homesick, why do they run the stock trading floor?" Ding Li didn't know this paragraph and asked.
Meng Fei, who was standing in the middle of the stage, said helpfully: "That's because the stock trading hall is green, which can make that northerner think of his own grassland." ”
Seeing many viewers here, they sprayed directly.
Recently, the stock market has plummeted, and many of them have been involved, but they didn't expect it to become a joke for the "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb" program team to adjust the atmosphere.
"Wait a minute, are we digressing again?" Ding Li frowned and deliberately quipped.
"It's not off-topic, isn't this talking about the profession of the male guests?" Meng Fei opened his eyes and said nonsense: "Twenty-four female guests, for the impression of Zhou Tian, please choose." ”
Other words.
The female guest chosen.
If you are not optimistic about the male guests, the female guests will turn off the lights in front of them, and if you are optimistic about the male guests, the female guests will leave the lights for the male guests.
After three rounds of display by the male guests, there are still female guests who choose to leave lights for him, and the girl who keeps the lights happens to be the heartwarming girls of the male guests, so the two of them will successfully hold hands and will get a seven-day luxury tour of foreign countries provided by the company.
If the girl who left the light is not the girl who is the heart of the male guest, then the male guest needs to make a choice, whether to choose to hold hands and succeed, or choose to leave.
If there are too many girls with lights, the male guests will turn them off according to the rules of "Do Not Disturb" until there are three lights left on the scene.
To everyone's surprise, the twenty-four female guests at the scene all chose to leave lights for the male guests.
Seeing this, many people are hurting.
This issue of "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb" is really ***, with all the lights out mercilessly in the front, and an outstanding link in the back where all the twenty-four lights are lit.
"Thank you. Zhou Tian bowed and said, "This is something I didn't expect at all, really." ”
Meng Fei asked like a bone: "Male guest, tell me the truth, are you particularly proud now?"
"Nope. ”
"This can be there. Meng Fei said pointedly.
The audience laughed again.
"Teacher Huang, I suddenly found out that Meng Fei is quite bad. Ding Li interjected.
"I found out too. Huang Han said with a grin.
As they spoke, video clips about Zhou Tian began to appear on the big screen behind Meng Fei.
"Smack!" a female guest ruthlessly extinguished the light in front of her.
Accidentally.
It was so unexpected.
Everyone in the audience, including Ding Li and Meng Fei, couldn't understand that as soon as the video clip on Sunday was played, a female guest pressed out her lights.
Is it that something is not done right?
Or did you find something else wrong?
"Three, please tell me why you turned off the lights. Meng Fei asked the only female guest No. 3 who turned off the lights.
The master in charge of the camera at the scene also gave the camera to the No. 3 female guest in a timely manner.
Seeing that the camera was given to herself, the No. 3 female guest slowly replied: "I just saw that he has a dog in the video clip, and I am allergic to dog hair, so I can only regret quitting and leave the opportunity to other sisters." ”
"That's no trick, I can only quit, otherwise the male guests will stay away from pets from now on. Ding Li interjected jokingly. As everyone knows, it was this joke that made him invisibly get into big trouble, and he was almost given flesh by a large group of so-called dog lovers.
Of course, that's an afterthought!
Sunday's second video clip began to play, and as Sunday's video clip played, many people frowned, including Ding Li.
Not for anything else, just for Zhou Tian's remarks in the video clip.
Go Dutch!
Zhou Tian proposed in his second video clip that if he successfully held hands with female guests, all the expenses would be AA system when they dated in the future.
The relationship between men and women, the AA system is nothing, which did not cause public indignation, what caused public indignation was a passage later in Zhou Tian.
Four-six system!
Zhou Tian bluntly said that after he married a female guest, he bore 60 percent of the family's expenses, which had a huge collision with the tradition of men supporting their families formed in China for thousands of years.
It was precisely because of these words that many female guests swept away their good feelings about Zhou Tian just now and turned off the lights "pop".
"Number one, tell me why you turned off the lights. ”
"There's no reason, it's just that the male guests are too weird, if it's really as you said, you bear 60% of the household after marriage, then why do I get married......?" ”
"No. 2, what is your reason for turning off the lights?" Meng Fei saw that the female guest No. 2 raised her hand and wanted to speak, so she immediately asked her.
"At first, I felt very good about the male guests, and when we were dating, the AA system was nothing, but after marriage, you are only willing to bear 60% of the family, and the remaining 40% What do you want to do?"
Zhou Tian saw that he was involved in the issue of being a human being, and immediately retorted, "The second female guest, it's not what you said. ”
Seeing that Zhou Tian was still refuting for himself, many female guests who turned off the lights shouted loudly.