Chapter 321: Cabbage

Cabbage is also known as woad and baicai. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 The stem is flat and broad and snow-white, the leaves are green, and there are many fine white stems on the surface, and the winter seed is long, up to two feet high, and the yellow color is delicious. Cabbage is a herbaceous plant with a relatively low plant and delicate and juicy fruits. Cabbage has the effect of clearing away heat and annoyance, quenching thirst and diuresis, and benefiting the stomach, and eating cabbage regularly can prevent vitamin C deficiency (scurvy).

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Wukong is a good comrade, smart, clever, agile, and enthusiastic and cheerful personality, he can always make everyone laugh at ordinary times, although Li Liang always likes to pick and choose when he sends him a job, but his executive ability is still relatively strong, so whether it is the current real body, or the previous stand-in, they all love this kid.

Comparatively speaking, Da Zhuang is not good. Deep, low-key, and don't like words, except for doing farm work and cultivation, he is stupidly guarding Li Liang's side, if someone gets close, he will stare at others with those oversized bull's eyes, like Zhongnanhai's bodyguard, and Li Liang will wave his head for any work he assigns, the work on Zhuangzi is better, and there is no drama in foreign-related matters, so Li Liang does not treat him very much.

Of course, the current Li Liang is no longer the master who took great pains to raise them, but a substitute. If the two uncles are obedient, it means that the master of the family is well-trained, sensible and reasonable, and Li Liang can be regarded as two more good helpers; if the two uncles are disobedient, Li Liang will not be able to beat and beat, and he will not be able to provoke him, and he can only swallow the bitterness in his stomach, what else can he do?

However, the so-called generals have not been granted military orders abroad. It doesn't matter if your buddies don't support you, it doesn't matter if your buddies don't build a solid emotional foundation with you, we have medicine! We have the treasures you need! A little bit of erosion, a little bit of corruption, ideological work every day, sugar-coated shells are often thrown, sooner or later you will become corrupt cadres.

At the beginning, when I was playing the strategic computer game "Three Kingdoms", in order to recruit Zhou Xiaoyu, I stayed up for four nights, and finally settled him, but I didn't expect that it was just hot for more than 20 minutes, so I asked Liu Xiaobei to dig a corner, and I didn't understand what was going on at the time, thinking that he might be the opposite of Comrade Cao Xiaocao, and later I learned that if you dare to love without his mother, your income will inevitably change jobs!

Learn from the pain, comprehensive application, experience in the game, and reference in reality, so as the new master of the two uncles, Li Liang is quite active in pulling relationships, sets almost, what to send medicine and wine to the grassroots level, what to shh the cold and ask for warmth, what to eat and live together without putting on music, etc., all the tricks that can be used are used again, and he almost didn't tickle the girl's feet and back.

Now it seems that all this is worth it, the two uncles have basically been leveled, of course, it should be like this on the surface, but in fact it is still to be tested, anyway, under normal circumstances, what kind of work Li Liang asends, what do you ask, the two uncles can do it, the critical time is to die, or to hold high the white flag, then wait until the critical time to talk about it!

"Sister, brother-in-law, I have something I want to ask you, but I don't know whether to ask or not. After pulling the skin for a while, Tianma accepted the elixir that Li Liang gave him that was definitely not an aphrodisiac, and asked after a moment of silence.

"Look at what you said, how much of a way to do it! Do you know how to hurt feelings? I said monkey wow, let's buddies together, that's about fate, what can't you say?" Li Liang took the initiative to get closer to Tianma and said.

"Uh, sister, brother-in-law, can you call me by my name directly? Wukong and Tianma are fine, this monkey, monkey, it's very awkward!" Tianma smacked his teeth and said depressedly.

"Ahh Li Liang wanted to continue messing with Tianma for a while, but seeing that his face was as black as if he had just climbed out of the coal kiln, he hurriedly diverted the topic.

"Oh, I just want to ask why you want a peerless sword book...... Tianma saw him change the topic, and couldn't help but feel a little proud in his heart, if this is in front of the master, let alone call it a monkey, even if it is called a monkey, you have to bear it, otherwise, those big brothers can kill him!

"Hey, it's not because of the stupid cow! I chatted with him that day, but I got a big deal, and I accidentally came up with a 'Dugu Nine Swords', I don't know how to make swords, how can I teach him?" Li Liang heard this, slapped his thigh fiercely, and said depressedly.

"Ah, sister, brother-in-law, that's why you asked me to steal the peerless sword book because of this?" Tianma was dumbfounded. What do you mean, you bragged and blew it out, and as a result, I asked Uncle I to wipe your ass for you, this is too tricky, right?

"Yes, hey, people have two skins on their mouths, and they squeeze out a fart when they shiver up and down, and if you want to be faced, you have to smell it, and if you don't want to be embarrassed, you have to hold your breath, we are not people who want to be faced, and we have to think of our own farts to fanning it......" Li Liang licked his lips embarrassedly and said.

"Heh, hehe, you're really fooling around......" Tianma had an incomparably strong sense of frustration, this master is really not much different from the previous master!

"Ahh

"Ah, master, no, no, it's sister, brother-in-law, I didn't mean that, I really didn't mean that! It's just, I just think your idea is not appropriate, really, I just think your idea is not appropriate......" Tianma saw Li Liang's face sank, and his mouth was so frightened that his legs were weak, and the little pride he had just had disappeared in panic.

"What's not appropriate? What do you mean? I don't want to say that it's just a blind delay in effort, right? Hey, I said monkey wow, uh, no, it's gastrodia, gastrodia! You said that I gave you this nickname, why is it so smooth? What is it, everyone has fear of difficulties, but as a successful person, there are difficulties to go up, and there are no difficulties to create difficulties, so that you can be fearless and invincible, understand? The courage to question the major policies deployed by the leadership shows that you, a little comrade, are good at thinking, but you always think only with your words and without your hands, which is a terrible ......."

"Uh, brother-in-law, you said how long it would take to learn the kung fu on the peerless sword book?"

"That's hard to say. Anyone can learn the simplicity, and it won't take too long, but it's not easy to do! Few people can learn the complexity, and it takes a long time to learn, and it takes decades at every turn, but it is very manageable, and it is very important to take the head of the general in the ten thousand horses. ”

"Then do you want to directly send the peerless sword spectrum stolen back to Silly Niu'er, or do you want you to learn it first and then pass on Silly Niu'er?"

"Of course I learned it first!, otherwise, if the stupid cow asks me what tricks I should do, I can't fucking say it, so I won't miss my pocket!"

"How long will it take to go back and forth?"

"I'm smarter, ten years should be reliable, stupid cow is stupid, twenty years is about the same, add up to about thirty years. Hey, what the hell do you mean?"

"Hehe, brother-in-law, it's not you who is a stupid cow, thirty years is already half a lifetime for him, do you think that even if he is fifty or sixty years old, even if he learns the kung fu of the peerless sword spectrum, what is the use?"

"Well, I really didn't expect ......"

"That's why I said your idea wasn't right......!

"Then what do you say? You can't let my words be as worthless as fart, right?"

"You're so smart, you'll always think of it, right? hehe......

"Uh, you kid looks very bad for smiling!"

"Then I won't laugh, promise not to laugh. ”

"Well, I'll think again, think about it. Hey, yes, do you think buddy is a celebrity now?"

"Ahh

"Or you kid can talk! What, since my buddy is a celebrity, it shouldn't be a big problem to publish a book or two, right?"

"That's a must!"

"That's right, so if I come up with a set of immortal swordsmanship that mortals can use, wouldn't it be even more awesome?"

"Definitely!ah?Fan, what immortal swordsmanship can a mortal make?"

"Oh, I really admire myself so much, why are you so smart? I said monkey wow, you have merit in your advice, I decided to let you be my assistant, let's jointly develop the 'mortal version of fairy sword thaumaturgy'!"

"Fan, the mortal version of fairy sword thaumaturgy?"

"This principle, you can use the principle of 'Dugu Nine Swords', the desperate killing move in the defeat move, but what should I do with the move? I don't make a sword! It's okay to play with a big knife, you can play that thing, anyway, it's quite heavy, few people can make it, and it will pass after a decent fool, but this makes the sword ......" has a new goal and a new idea, Li Liang soon devoted himself to the research and development of a new great cause, picked up a small wooden stick casually, and practiced it in a gesture, and kept muttering in his mouth.

Tianma stupidly watched Li Liang immediately devote himself to the research and development of the "mortal version of fairy sword thaumaturgy", watching him play a game like a child with a small broken stick, he didn't know what to say or what to do, he just poked there like a wooden stake and didn't move, but his heart made waves and couldn't calm down.

The master is the person he admires the most, not because the master raised him, nor because the master can alchemy and grow medicine, but the master's unique temperament, character and the kind of "stupidity" that indulges in life, enjoys life, finds happiness in life, and finds oneself in life.

Anyone who has been in contact with the master will think that he is very stupid, he can obviously become a powerful immortal who coexists with heaven and earth, but he is willing to fall, guarding a few acres of thin fields, accompanied by his beloved daughter-in-law, planting medicine and grass, feeding chickens and pigs, living a simple, plain, and even the most lowly farm life.

Moreover, the master is also full of foreign appearances in life, either alchemy burns the beard, or the planting has broken the feet and neck, and sometimes because the seedlings do not grow well, stupidly squatting in the field for the first few days and nights, and for those powerful immortal exercises are scorned, the crazy exercises in the immortal world can only be regarded as "toilet reading" in the master, if the toilet paper is used up, it will be filled if it is not good.

But it is such a "fool" who has refined all kinds of cherished pills, from the "winning" overhaul to the entry retail investors, all of which have pills to quickly improve their cultivation. It is not an exaggeration to say that those weeds that grow on both sides of those small hairy roads in the master's garden, one or two plants will cause a big fairy war, and the reputation of the best immortal farmer is well deserved.

If you compare, the owner is like the cabbage, green, white, seemingly worthless, but has the reputation of "the first of a hundred vegetables", the poor can save their lives, the rich can nourish the body, and the food is not greasy, nutritious, although not as many expensive dishes, but has a long history, feeding all generations.

Look at the new master in front of him, there is nothing to say about farming, there is no choice for alchemy, the same level, the same super strength, if he can use these on himself, the person who cultivates the fastest is guaranteed to be him, and he always likes to fool around, nicknames, engage in shows, and play coquettishly, if they don't know the truth, it's hard to believe that they are not alone.

Especially the "drill energy", those quirky ideas, and the "lack of heart" appearance like a missing string, it is even more difficult to distinguish which is right and which is wrong between the truth and what you have heard and seen.

Thinking of this, Gastrodia's eyes moistened. "The continuation of love, the inheritance of love, will not be depressed because of a moment of love, will not fall because of a lifetime of forgetfulness, is about to come to the end of life, and want to find someone to replace you to continue to love us, hehe, master, maybe this is the real reason why you let us stay by his side......"

"Tianma, Tianma! Why are you called? I've called you several times, why don't you ignore me? Hey, you, why are you crying?" Li Liang gestured for a while, feeling that he had learned that little, so he raised his throat and shouted, but when he saw that Tianma's eyes were red, and tears were rolling in his eyes, he was startled, and hurriedly said with concern.

"No, it's okay, it's windy, and the sand is blind. Tianma wiped his eyes and said with a grin.

"The wind, the wind is strong, the smoke coming out of the chimney is in a straight line, why is it still windy? Tianma, what is there to tell my brother, don't be embarrassed, brother help you out, really! Mother, dare to bully my brother, if you don't sell him all over his pants, I will fucking have his surname!" Li Liang turned his head to look at the curling smoke coming from his small courtyard, muttered a few words, and suddenly thought of something, so he patted his chest and said heroically.

"Hehe, it's really the master, persuade everyone to fucking persuade flowers!" Tianma licked his lips, looked at Li Liang a few times with some amusement, and then shook his head and said, "Brother-in-law, what did you just call me?"

"Ahh ”

"You, you, you're going to fight me?"

"It's not a fight, it's a fight, don't you know it? You don't have to go all out, gently, slowly, you can stop at any time, and you don't hurt anyone!"

"Oh, the model, yes?"

"Damn, how do you know such a modern word?"

"Heh, hehe, really? The owner once said that the model is very popular, with high wages and good treatment, although he has to show his thighs and breasts at every turn, but the visual effect is excellent, and he can always wear clothes that others dare not wear at all, brother-in-law, is that the case?"

However, the kind of model he said is a model that uses a woman, no matter whether the weather is cold or not, you have to wear suspenders as a stake, bare your chest, legs and buttocks, people hug you, you have to laugh, people hug you, you have to laugh, it's quite a crime. You don't have to be so troublesome, pose, do movements, don't show your face, don't have to laugh, the work is simple, hehe......"

"What about the income?"

"I knew you would say that. One bottle of medicine a day, if you want to do it, you don't want to **** to find a stupid cow. ”

"Yes, yes, very willing!"

"Say yes in advance, let's sign a labor contract, it's not okay to give up halfway, and we must cooperate 100%, don't pick and choose, and don't be lazy!"

"No problem!"

"Pay if you perform well. ”

"Yes!"

"Huh, when did you talk so well?"

"Earn a wage!"

"Damn, I forgot about that. Okay, let's start now, but half of today has passed, and I can only give you half a bottle of pill!"

"You can do what you want, come on!"

"Okay, then you punch me first, let me find my feelings, don't use all your strength!"

"Oh, how much force should I use?"

"Well, wait until I'll do the math. You are the 'early stage of victory', I am the 'middle stage of the knot', if you count according to the level of cultivation, we are a total of eleven levels worse, but my physical condition is relatively special, the cultivation is about twice as strong as the same level, and you have only just advanced for a long time, so the strength of Yicheng should be about the same, right? Okay, you can use the strength of Yicheng!"

"Ishei?"

"One Cheng Li!"

"Shall I start then?"

"Sensei nonsense, come on!"

"Okay, look at my trick 'Giant Ape Breaking the Sun'!"

"Wow!!"

"Sister, brother-in-law, brother-in-law, where is it gone? It's over, won't you let me break it? Huh! Found it, it's okay, it's okay, it's just flying out, it's not broken, it's scared to death, but it's scared to death, you say you don't have the ability to let me do anything! Hmm? There is a murderous aura, yes, it's Jasmine, and the big strong brother, and, also, it's miserable, it's a big trouble now......"