383, pretending to be forced to be fucked instead

Maybe the problem is in Qiao Yingna's laughter, she has never been able to condense a more serious dining expression.

It is said that she is also a girl who pursues more emotion, Bai Haonan last ate Western food with her to a five-star hotel restaurant and pretended to be, but today's overly cautious high-end country restaurant always makes her feel very cola, and by the way, it also affects the mood of others.

Even if the restaurant is full of shiny high-end things, the decoration tone and lighting are quite retro in the European style, and there are many years of old-fashioned coffee machines, expensive crystal cups, and brand-name porcelain, which together create a low-key luxury feeling, but once the play is played, it is difficult to go back.

They took off their coats and coats and sat down, and there was originally a middle-aged half-bald man dressed like an English butler with his chin high and handed out a beautiful meal list in front of everyone, and the English MENU was not explained on it, and then a large number of pitiful lines of Chinese in English were pitiful, and the first one made Qiao Yingna, who had just picked up the ice water glass, spray a little: "In 1650, the French royal family and nobles exclusively enjoyed pure natural gas soaking water...... Poof?!"

Pretending to be forced this kind of thing, you must cooperate with everyone, oh, I feel very elegant, very tasteful, and very forced, then there is an atmosphere, she can't help it, Chen Sufen hurriedly covered her mouth: "I don't dare to say, it's 1650...... I'm still 1573!"

Li Lin believed it, and was so frightened that she looked at the water cup in her hand attentively, her expression was similar to Liu Lang's girlfriend, only Ah Wei was calm, taking a sip and not speaking, Bai Haonan continued to discuss this coach training with Liu Lang, and Isha, who was sitting at the top, was dissatisfied, and knocked the water cup twice with a knife: "Etiquette!

Beneath her overcoat was a puff-sleeved shirt and waistcoat, clearly researched for the right place.

Chen Sufen pursed her lips, and Qiao Yingna hurriedly apologized: "Yes, yes, yes...... Hahaha. The main thing is that the eyes looked at the sparkling water and the back of the sparkling water was written "clean your mouth and purify your taste", so I couldn't help but shamelessly ask: "This is just gargling?"

The middle-aged Chinese man who maintained his arrogant demeanor nodded slightly, and immediately poofed everyone who had drunk a few sips of water, and Bai Haonan even wiped it out as a drink.

Fortunately, the pre-dinner drinks came, coffee, tea, hot cocoa, latte coffee can also be latte on the spot, and the porcelain shows the luxury of European aristocrats.

Bai Haonan and Qiao Yingna, who had experience in Western food, looked at each other and didn't speak, so let's drink, he mainly came to chat with Liu Lang.

Obviously, this young reporter who can only publish some cultural and sports news in the newspaper is not very interested in football, but there is an inexplicable news sensitivity, or insight, when Bai Haonan took out the whole idea and structure, he was able to easily understand and put forward his own opinions, Ah Wei put his attention here, did not speak, and listened attentively.

Liu Lang seems to be better at helping Bai Haonan sort out his thoughts, he has a characteristic of being able to find the theme of the content quickly in a few words, which is exactly the opposite of Bai Haonan's chatterbox, and Bai Haonan couldn't help but pat his thigh several times: "That's right! That's what it means...... Ah Wei, isn't it? We can't think of such a summary. ”

Ah Weidu nodded and smiled quietly, Liu Lang also looked at this handsome little handsome guy a few more times, he was a little open-minded, he still had a bit of a literati temperament if he didn't speak, it was easy to notice that several teeth were squeezed badly, Bai Haonan couldn't help but think about whether this guy would bite his tongue when he was intimate with his girlfriend, he had met a girl with hoop teeth, and he almost didn't see his tongue red.

These glasses of water were drunk for almost half an hour, Bai Haonan was a little impatient, the menu was known as a fresh and elegant European Michelin-level dessert, the strawberry tart was a pink porcelain plate, with the taste of a royal princess, and the matcha ice beef tie was a light golden plate, Bai Haonan didn't wait for the housekeeper to say what the royal family tasted, he swallowed it in one bite, and the mint leaves in the crystal cup of the final yogurt smoothie were quite good-looking, but the taste, Chen Sufen blinked her eyes when she took a bite, and Isha and Liu Lang's girlfriends insisted on holding their shoulders and eating a little bit, Li Lin...... After eating herself, she still wants to eat Bai Haonan's cup, she really can't eat fat.

Bai Haonan felt that he had eaten two mouthfuls of small cakes, and his mouth didn't need to bulge, if he hadn't been talking to Liu Lang, he would have wanted to urge the food.

But I also know that most of the Western food is crooked, and I am patient, and I am in a good mood today.

After the small dessert, I waited for a while, and I felt that the cake was all digested, and then I brought an egg, that's right, there was an egg in front of each person, the appearance was gorgeously decorated, the kind of earthen egg, dark shell, Bai Haonan almost asked if this was fooling, only to see the housekeeper help Chen Sufen, who was obviously confused, broke the egg, it turned out to be an egg shell made of chocolate, and there were three different flavors of cakes inside.

To the extent of pretending to be able to squeeze three cakes into the size of an egg, anyway, Bai Haonan tasted a little and handed it to Li Lin who was stunned next to him, it was too sweet.

Along with this egg, there is also a rice pudding, and the Chinese-looking European butler has a huge introduction: "Japanese Yamagata sushi rice carefully and slowly boiled with Tahitian herbs and Tasmanian fresh milk, and a sauce made from cherry wine from the Danish royal family......"

Bai Haonan only ate one bite again, and was almost sweetened, let's give it to Li Lin, this girl is really happy, with a satisfied face, just appreciating this expression, Bai Haonan feels that it is worth the ticket price, because even Isa, who once drooled when she saw food, could only use a small spoon to sip a little, mainly to take pictures, and look at her skillful operation of her mobile phone, most of them are still posting Weibo or ticket circles, Liu Lang is so delicious, and he only insisted on half of it, but he didn't take the rest to harm his girlfriend.

Bai Haonan was still thinking that it would be so sweet, so that he was looking forward to the taste of the main course in the back, but as a result, there was another round of macarons and chocolate snacks, and the previous barista floated out to pour coffee in front of him!

Shouldn't there be wine when eating Western food, Bai Haonan and Qiao Yingna reconfirmed that something was wrong with their eyes, and he also looked at the menu and found that even his mother didn't recognize the flowery letters on it.

The barista also showed off this kind of Geisha coffee beans, which can indeed smell a faint fruity aroma and dried fruit aroma, and the brewed coffee has a clear mango aroma, a little sour and hazelnut flavor, but Bai Haonan is so hungry!

At this time, a big-bellied man wearing a white chef's hat came in with a Chinese look and said in English Thank you for appreciating the luxury customized package, Bai Haonan finally couldn't help but ask carefully: "Is this ...... Don't have any other dishes?"

The half-bald butler finally smiled warmly: "The customized dessert set has been presented ......"

Qiao Yingna took the lead in laughing, Bai Haonan glanced at Issa, who was also surprised, and helped her carry the bag: "Okay, okay, then that's it, Liu Lang, we should go and eat the next stall, our gang likes to eat a few stalls like this, to meet everyone's taste, hot pot or Sichuan cuisine, or strings of incense?

The pediatrician took it over with great manners, and ate a few pieces of cake for more than 6,000!

Qiao Yingna still understands the silent swiping of the card to give a man's face, and Isa, who knows the price, will not make a sound, just leave like this, anyway, I don't care about the thousands of yuan, just cooperate with Isha to like this tone.

The big-bellied chef hat who also spoke English in front of the partially, when he saw the waiter swiping the card, he confirmed that it was really Qiao Yingna's name on the bank card, and when he signed, he actually proudly invited Qiao Yingna to take a group photo in Chinese to give some evaluation.

This Mandarin also has an accent around Rongdu, and Dr. Qiao from around Rongdu heard this kind of forced foreign taste, and the girl could speak Chinese!

No matter how good his temper is, he doesn't want to wave his hand to refuse, but he began to gush about how genuine he is here, and asked Miss Qiao to promote and introduce some friends, especially emphasizing that the ingredients are very expensive and worth the price.

Qiao Yingna was a little tired: "I don't know desserts, but I've eaten high-end Western food a few times, and I know very well what I can eat at this price in Pingjing. ”

The big-bellied chef's face suddenly changed a little quickly, probably because that bit of self-esteem was challenged, the defense mechanism came quickly, and his tone was cold: "Cheap? Isn't it too expensive, do you know how expensive our ingredients are, do you know Toak, do you know Bezera eagle, do you know how rare EK43 is in China......"

It may be the professional attitude of being a doctor, Qiao Yingna is still not angry, and Bai Haonan who looked back at each other smiled, there is no need to mess up your mood because of other people's EQ and IQ, take the coat handed by Chen Sufen and walk out, the big-bellied chef is still chattering: "Do you understand the difference between hand brewing and instant coffee......?"

Liu Lang was a little embarrassed, but Bai Haonan still smiled and hugged Isa, who wanted to turn back.

Then Ah Wei, who was walking behind, said unhurriedly: "I don't think you have figured out the difference between espresso and single product hand poured, just now the barista made a mistake when he poured coffee for the second time, and your EK43 coffee machine, it is more than 3,000 euros, very cheap, it belongs to the standard configuration of ordinary boutique coffee shops abroad, we just bought a higher model of more than 6,000 euros and threw it in the coffee room for a few months before we had time to open it, just because Miss Qiao doesn't like to drink coffee." ”

Qiao Yingna walked to the door of the restaurant, and when she heard Ah Wei helping her out, she laughed and walked out, Bai Haonan hugged Isha who finally showed an aggrieved expression and continued to walk, just Chen Sufen turned around and gave Ah Wei a thumbs up with both hands, Li Lin looked at the big-bellied chef's hat with disgust, it is estimated that she dislikes people's greasy, and now her face is full of embarrassment.

The embarrassment should have been recognized, but I wanted to forcibly pull it back, could it be because there were still seven or eight waiters and middle-aged half-bald housekeepers standing in the restaurant watching? So the big-bellied chef reluctantly: "We are a top dessert shop, not Western food! Every one of our coffee beans has a record, and we are a work of art made with sincerity, and you are ruining art!"

Just now, it was obviously he himself who was emphasizing the value for money, and the ingredients were very expensive.

Ah Wei still understated: "Desserts are things that make people happy, selling feelings or selling history, but the premise is that since you want to put it in your mouth, the taste must always be passable, but you are not only ugly, but also taste, really, before the discovery of South America, sugar was once a luxury in Europe, and the way the nobles showed off their wealth at the table was to kill people more than whose desserts, I can only help you explain why your court-themed desserts are outrageously sweet." ”

This inadvertent teasing made Bai Haonan laugh: "Ah Wei, don't teach it, lest he learn all your tricks!"

Chen Sufen even stretched out her hand to put her arm around Ah Wei's shoulder: "Idol!

The big-bellied chef finally found a reason for himself: "Ahhh

Ah Wei is still young and vigorous: "I make Chinese cuisine, eat a lot, the price dares to sell to nearly 1,000 yuan dessert shop, a set of seven desserts, but also with wine, every month will change the creativity, people can't queue up all day long, that's the price code, you, good materials are also ruined by you, completely less than the passing level, that is, deceive a turtle who doesn't know how to pretend to understand, and self-intoxication really has a level, at least don't use so many sugar beads for eight yuan." ”

At this time, I finally found out that he was a bit of a girl's sharp tongue.

Feeling that the big-bellied chef was so angry that he was about to wave his hand to let the waiters rush up, and beat up this handsome little brother who seemed to be light and fluttering, but spoke a little bit in the face, Li Lin suddenly stopped, Chen Sufen turned her head and grabbed her, clenched her fists and made a creaking sound with her fingers, and put on a Bruce Lee pose: "He is responsible for saying, I am responsible for beating, judo and taekwondo red belt, try it?"

Now Ah Wei was pleasantly surprised: "Really?"

Chen Sufen was arrogant: "This is my side hustle, I major in Chinese martial arts!"

Ah Wei sighed: "No wonder, I thought Anan jumped up and flew in the sky by himself...... Would you like to take me as an apprentice?"

Li Lin, who was about to have a rare seizure, sneered and was pulled away by these two.

A group of people really didn't take this pretending shop in their eyes and came out to get in the car and leave, Bai Haonan also specially invited Liu Lang to continue chatting with him alone in the Wrangler, and the others wrapped Liu Lang's girlfriend in the van, hurry up and find a place to fill his stomach, if he hadn't been a monk, Bai Haonan would have been so hungry that he could howl, the key is not to starve the guests, it's too bad.

So when she got into the van driven by Chen Sufen, Isha quickly blushed and admitted that it was her fault, mainly because the recommendations and evaluations were so amazing that she forgot to read them carefully, especially the menu was still in English......

Chen Sufen snorted: "Evaluation? Forget how many evaluations we bought at the beginning?"

Well, there was a sudden burst of criticism and self-criticism in the van, and a lot of criticism was made on the authenticity of the current online evaluations, and Liu Lang's girlfriends were amazed that the stars were so approachable, and they felt very good about the relationship between these friends.

On the other side, the Wrangler was much quieter, and the two men sat and walked for a while before looking at each other and smiling, as if they could understand what it was like, Bai Haonan spoke: "It seems that it is still a little necessary?"

Liu Lang was more explicit: "Packaging and publicity, and even pretending to be forced are necessary in the current society of eyeball economy, but today's example is indeed overdone, not to mention that I have met you who really understand." ”

There is a feeling of pretending to be fucked instead of being forced.