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"If people are unlucky, they will stuff their teeth when they drink cold water!", Li Liang felt very deeply about this sentence. The pen fun and the pavilion www.biquge.info just wanted to learn a life-saving skill, but it turned into a striptease performance in a daze, and it was in front of the five fairies. Not only that, but what is even more frustrating is that during the performance, he actually grabbed a supporting role shop Xiaoer, his acting skills are not good, and there is a lot of nonsense, from the five fairies turned around and went out, until Li Liang checked out and left, this guy's mouth never stopped, and he said everything, and he couldn't wait to describe Li Liang as a peerless man who is difficult to find on the ground and hard to find in the sky. This made Li Liang, who has always kept a low profile, finally brave, and at the last moment after leaving the inn, he beat the killer and beat this kid fiercely, beating him to cry his father and call his mother, hugging his head and running away, but Li Liang also paid a huge compensation of fifty taels of silver for this, and his flesh hurt for a long time. You must know that the seven of them only spent ten taels of silver to stay in the hotel, and there was a very sumptuous dinner, this tired thief died, and his hands and feet hurt out of two incense sticks, and it actually cost five times as much silver, which is really not cost-effective.

In the carriage, Li Liang lowered his head and looked at the powerful secret book in his hand very seriously, trying to find out the reason for his sudden change, but with his level, if he wanted to find something, it was even more difficult than winning the five million jackpot. The content of this powerful secret book is very small, there are only a few pages in total, although Li Liang has only read it a few times in a hurry, but he has memorized the above things by heart, this is one of the achievements of his cultivation of immortal arts, his memory is super strong, although it does not reach the standard of memorization, but dozens of pages look at it for two or three hours, I dare not say that it is like a stream, but it will never be too bad.

After watching it for a long time, he didn't see anything Mingtang, Li Liang had to give up, but he was very unwilling, the immortal magic technique exchanged for ten jars of sorghum wine, even if it was a garbage goods, it couldn't be garbage to this extent, right?

Recommending the car window, sticking out his head and looking left and right, he saw Zhang Erniu following closely not far away, Li Liang lowered his voice and shouted: "Erniu, Erniu, come here, I have something to tell you!"

The sound of hurried horses' hooves sounded, and after a while, the door of the car flashed open, and the black and strong Zhang Erniu squeezed into the car. "I'm here, squad leader, what are you looking for me?"

Li Liang saw Zhang Erniu coming in, and asked in a low voice with a bitter face: "Erniu, is it true that you sold me this great trick?"

"Of course it's true! Why am I lying to you with a fake?" Zhang Erniu stared at him and said unusually firmly.

"But, how do I think it's like a parallel import!"

"Ahh

"Well, parallel goods mean fakes. Hey, I said Erniu, how did you feel when you learned this powerful trick?"

"I feel good! Oh, by the way, I get hungry every time I finish practicing the Great Strength Technique, and I really want to eat, especially meat!"

"Do you want to eat? Do you want to eat meat? Hey, I said Erniu, why didn't you tell me about this before?"

"Hehe, I didn't know you were cultivating so quickly, besides, you didn't ask me before, did you?"

Li Liang slapped himself with a big mouth, not to mention how depressed he was. If you buy a flashlight, you will come with an instruction manual, not to mention this difficult immortal technique, you don't know what to pay attention to, what not to pay attention to, what side effects there are, just such an unclear blind cultivation, it must hurt people, this is a lesson!

"Squad leader, what are you doing with yourself?"

"It's okay, idle eggs hurt. ”

"Oh, I thought you had cultivated some new immortal arts?"

"Cultivate a fart, I'll never fucking practice any bird fairy art anymore!"

"Ahh

"It's okay! I'm dancing naked, and I don't know what will happen if I continue to cultivate, hey, it seems that I am destined to be a migrant worker!"

"Squad leader, I really think you're cultivating pretty well!"

"Erniu, you have to be kind, you can't always say other people's cool things, especially an honest person like me, who is always sarcastic and sarcastic, it's too hard for people to get off the stage, it's not good!"

"Thick, kind, sarcastic, sarcastic, squad leader, why are you so knowledgeable today, I don't understand what you are saying. ”

“……”

Li Liang looked at Zhang Erniu blankly, and he was a little uncertain about this Zhang Erniu, who was smart for a while and confused for a while. How could such honest advice not be understood? What new tricks does this black boy have, does he still want to continue to cheat on alcohol?

After a while, Li Liang shook his head and said to Zhang Erniu suspiciously: "Erniu, how much wine have you drunk today?"

"Drinking? I didn't drink it! I was busy with you this morning, and I ate five bowls of rice at noon, and now it's now, I haven't even drunk a sip of wine today!" Zhang Erniu said in a daze.

"I didn't drink! No, I didn't drink, you said that my cultivation was good, and I took off my essence in the morning and danced, is this called good?"

"Oh, that's what you say! Hehe, I don't know what's going on, but I know you're very strong. I have cultivated the strength of the trick has reached the eighth layer, to say that I this level, let alone a thousand catties of boulders, even ten thousand pounds of me can be lifted, but in the morning when I pull you, I can't pull it at all, you can push me aside, let me fall out of the way, I estimate that at least to the ninth layer of the strength trick to have this kind of power. And when you tear your clothes, hehe, you can tear up the excellent golden silk clothes that the autumn fairy gave you, I can't do it!" Zhang Erniu shook his head and said enviously.

"Ten thousand, ten thousand catties of boulders, golden silk clothes, Erniu, what do you mean, I'm a little confused. Are you saying that I am more energetic than you, a macho man who can lift a 10,000-pound boulder? Also, also, when did the autumn fairy give me any golden silk clothes?" Li Liang looked at Zhang Erniu with wide eyes, only to feel that his brain was blank, and he danced a striptease in a daze, how did he become a 10,000-jin wrestler wearing a golden silk suit?

"Hehe, that's right. This powerful technique belongs to the low-level immortal technique, which is only suitable for the introductory period and the qi condensation period, there are a total of thirteen layers, the first nine layers are suitable for the introductory period, and the last four layers are suitable for the qi condensation period. I didn't cultivate anymore after I cultivated to the eighth layer, because it was too time-consuming to cultivate, especially after the seventh layer, I had to cultivate for at least five hours a day, and the disciples of our immortal sect generally only cultivated to the sixth layer, but this was no longer weaker than those first-class masters in the world......! , but I didn't expect that my cultivation to the eighth layer of the strong spell could not pull you, as soon as you raised your hand, you could push me far away, this situation only happened when I played with my master, but he cultivated the strong trick to the ninth layer! ”

"As for the silk clothes, hehe, I think that autumn fairy is interesting to you, that dress was taken out of the storage bag, it should be sewn by her own hands, hehe......"

Zhang Erniu spoke slowly, but after talking about it, he began to squeeze his eyebrows. The black face, the strong eyebrows, and the upright beard made his coquettish expression reveal a domineering obscenity, which made people uncomfortable.

After a cold shudder, Li Liang leaned hard into the corner, and asked with a frown: "Erniu, that, you mean that I cultivated the Great Strength Technique to the ninth layer in a daze, right? This is unlikely, right?"

"Well, I don't think it's possible, I've never heard of a strong technique that can be cultivated to the ninth layer overnight, even if it's a cultivation genius of physical arts, it will take at least ten years. ”

"yes, do you think I'm a genius?"

"Not really, but you should be at the ninth level. ”

"Yes, yes, you know that you should! Be kind, be down-to-earth, how can you guess without a basis? Hey, let's talk about the symptoms of reaching the ninth layer. ”

"Symptoms, squad leader, are you sick?"

"Figurative, figurative! For example, with a long beard, thick arms and legs, and a height of too much, just like you, is there any?"

"No, my master is just a little white face, he is still a little white face when he cultivates to the ninth layer, nothing has changed, but his strength has increased. ”

"Then did your master take any anti-face pills, anti-skin pills or anything? Is it the effect of those medicines that keeps him in shape?"

"Squad leader, what is the anti-Yan pill and anti-beauty medicine?"

"It's a medicine that keeps people's faces young all the time, haven't you heard of it? No, don't all people who cultivate immortals take this kind of medicine?"

"And this medicine! I really haven't heard of it. By the way, who did you listen to?"

"I? I listened to the old man who said the little one. Okay, okay, don't talk about this, let's talk about the strong formula, you know if there are any side effects, that, and whether there are any other effects. ”

"Something else?"

"What's it?"

"You can eat it! The higher the level of cultivation, the more you can eat!"

“……”

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