Ding Li said very seriously: "As the so-called goose feathers are sent thousands of miles, the courtesy is light and benevolent and righteous, a small, only worth two yuan sports car model, represents Mr. Liu's infatuation with his girlfriend." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The audience laughed, but not laughing, but laughing movingly!

In their hearts, this is beautiful love.

It's just that this aesthetic realm was immediately destroyed by Ding Li's later words.

As soon as Liu Xiang finished speaking, Ding Li learned the female voice and smiled: "Liu Xiang, do you know why I like you?"

"Why? It's not because I'm handsome. Liu Xiang made a handsome posture.

"can say that stinginess is so fresh and refined, and that stinginess is so righteous and awe-inspiring, it really deserves to be a cross talk actor ....... ”

"Bang bang ....... Applause rang out.

Liu Xiang hurriedly corrected: "I call it thrift. ”

"In fact, Mr. Liu and his girlfriend have been together for four or five years, and it is indeed not easy for the two to come together. Ding Li said.

"It's really rare, it's been killed by thousands of troops. Liu Xiang said.

"I remember that the two of you seem to have known each other in the repertory troupe when you were in college, right?" Ding Li asked Liu Xiang on the side.

"Yes, yes, yes, we both know the repertory troupe, and both of us are actors in the repertory troupe. ”

"I remember the first day you met, the theater did Cross Slope again. Ding Li snapped his fingers and thought for a while, "Isn't that right?"

"There's such a thing. ”

Ding Li, "You play the role of the one who is made into meat buns." ”

The audience gave a laugh without reservation!

"Wait. "Liu Xiang," I died, and it was all broken. ”

"Does it matter to you that it doesn't show you?"

"Isn't it important?"

Ding Li looked at the audience and set his eyes on Liu Xiang, "You didn't show up in the first drama, but the second drama is much better." ”

"What drama?"

"Jingyanggang. Ding Li yelled three words.

"I play Wu Song who fights tigers in it?" Liu Xiang said, and compared to a tiger.

"Teacher Liu, you are not playing Wu Song. Ding Li shook his hand.

"That's the tiger?"

"It's not a tiger either. ”

"That's the hotel's junior. ”

"It's not Xiao Er. ”

"Then there is no role. Liu Xiang wondered.

"In this play, you play the role of the man who is eaten by a tiger. ”

"Co-author, am I still a dead man?" Liu Xiang said.

The audience burst into laughter.

Ding Li, "That is, in this play, Mr. Liu and his girlfriend had their first intimate contact. ”

As soon as these words came out, the audience below burst into laughter.

Ding Li smiled at the audience, "It seems that all the drivers here are old drivers." ”

"Don't be an old driver, a new driver. Liu Xiang stopped Ding Li, who was about to talk nonsense, and said eagerly: "Hurry up and talk about my meeting with my girlfriend." ”

"Since Mr. Liu plays a man who was eaten by a tiger, he needs to lie in a pile of rubble composed of props, where is Mr. Liu crawling during the performance, where is Mr. Liu crawling after the performance, where is Mr. Liu still crawling, and three days later, where is Mr. Liu still crawling. Before Ding Li could finish speaking, he was stopped by Liu Xiang, "Teacher Ding, I am a fool, where to climb straight and straight, it will take three days." ”

"Mr. Liu's real contact with his girlfriend is the third drama. ”

"Teacher Ding, wait a minute, didn't my girlfriend and I already get in touch with the second drama? ”

"Because you and your girlfriend have both participated in the second play, which is considered to be the same stage. ”

"It's been a long time, such a contact?"

"The third play is the Flower Fairy, which is a group of girls dancing, and when they dance, you rush up. Ding Li said to Liu Xiang.

"What does the flower fairy have to do with me, you can't pretend to be a woman, right?" asked Liu Xiang.

"Didn't you climb for three days? ”

"Three days later, the flower fairy performed, or I would have to climb there for the rest of my life. Liu Xiang gestured with his right hand, "This heart and eye are lacking." ”

"You rush up, and your girlfriend flies towards your stomach in order to avoid a performance accident. Ding Li made a kicking motion, "I kicked you straight out, and three days later, your girlfriend remembered such a thing, and took someone to send you from the troupe to the hospital, and that's how you started to get in touch." ”

"It was six days to come and go, and it was really not easy for me to survive. ”

Ding Li, "Learn from you, salute you, you are our role model." ”

"you. Liu Xiang glared at Ding Li, "I call this a lack of heart eyes, and there are people who lack heart eyes for learning?"

The audience burst into laughter.

Hu Kewei, who was bent on finding fault, had an average face and couldn't see joy or anger, but the few disciples sitting next to him had a blue face.

The first two cross talk works are nothing, they belong to traditional cross talk, and they can't find anything wrong with them, so they can only focus on the new school of cross talk, that is, the work itself that Ding Li and Liu Xiang are currently performing.

But things are clearly beyond their imagination.

Scene.

The laughter was surging like a tide, and wave after wave, although it was mixed with the audience's coaxing, but these coaxing played the role of setting off the cross talk itself.

Ding Li stood on the stage with high spirits, "That is, when you came into contact with your girlfriend, you finally had the first ideal in your life." ”

"I was in my twenties, and I had the first reason in my life, and I can't say how intellectually I can't say. Liu Xiang, "What is my ideal?"

"It would be nice if she was kicking me. ”

The audience knelt.

This line is so awesome that I can't think of it at all.

Liu Xiang sighed and said, "My heart is hopeless." ”

"Actually, that's not the case, you're in the hospital, mainly trying to skip class. Ding Li explained the reason why Liu Xiang wanted to be kicked.

"The reason for skipping class is okay. ”

Ding Li said: "A few days later, you have your second ideal. ”

"My second ideal, wouldn't it be that I still want to be kicked?" Liu Xiang asked.

"What a sincere child. Ding Li praised Liu Xiang.

"Yes, it seems that there is no other ideal in this life except for the ideal of being kicked. Liu Xiang said helplessly.

Ding Li said: "When you were about to be discharged from the hospital, you had your third wish. ”

"Teacher Ding, if you don't say this wish, I also guessed it, and I must have been kicked by someone. Liu Xiang seemed to have guessed the answer and said.

"You're wrong, this time the ideal is not to kick it. ”

"What's that?" Liu Xiang asked anxiously.

"Kicked twice. ”

The cross talk "Blind Poverty" is over here!