Chapter 1044: The Goddess and the Female Man (Ask for Subscription)
"It's a good sketch, and I think there's a lot to be played. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"yes, it's really good, seriously, we've seen it a lot before, but a lot of people don't want to make it in the sketch. ”
"And I think it's interesting to let Sister Yun and Sister Miao compare and contrast. ”
"That's right, don't say anything else at that time, the two of them will stand like this, and the reversal will be great. ”
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Everyone listened to Lin Chen's sketches at this time, and they liked them very much.
This sketch is the "Goddess and Female Man" that has caused a lot of sensation on CCTV, and as for this sketch, it has caused a wave of tearing, because some people think that this show is very similar to the "Pole and Pole" broadcast by the 2014 Korean SBS comedy show "Laugher" in addition to adapting the lines from Korean to Chinese, in terms of sketch theme, actor movements and background music melody.
Lin Chen didn't want to make more statements about this matter, anyway, this time and space "The Goddess and the Female Man" is absolutely original!
Of course, this sketch needs to be changed, after all, this was a column on the CCTV evening party at the beginning, and it was a reversal of "Joy Street" to let Xiao Ni be the host to carry out all kinds of reversals, but now it doesn't hurt.
Let Lao Jiao make a guest host, think about it, no matter in the "Happy Comedian" in the other world, or the next two columns, most of them are held by ridiculing the host, but in this time and space, the host is almost just a gag and then controls the direction of the show.
Therefore, this time Lin Chen is thinking about continuing to put a satellite on everyone!
Everyone recognized such an idea, and when Jiao Hao listened to Li Miao's intentions, he was also a little dizzy: "This, you guys are playing a little big!"
Li Miao said with a smile: "In fact, in foreign countries, the host often makes guest appearances, I think most of us in Huaxia just didn't expect it, in fact, it's pretty good." ”
"Yes, it's pretty good. ”
When Jiao Hao listened to this idea, he also said: "In my opinion, this sketch must have been thought up by Lin Chen." ”
"That's right, it's Lin Chen!"
Li Miao also said with admiration: "I really don't know how Lin Chen's brain grows, I think a person like him is really a genius among geniuses." ”
"Haha, that's right, it's indeed a genius among geniuses. ”
Jiao Hao also said loudly.
The next few people began to enter the rehearsal and the gradual making up of the lines, and Lin Chen didn't pay much attention to the disturbances of the outside world, the Internet was originally a channel for everyone to vent, and no matter how they did, they could always find an excuse to hack you.
Four days later, the second issue of "Crossover Comedian" officially began recording!
"I don't know if Li Miao can create another classic sketch in the second issue?"
"I don't think it's possible, Li Miao can't always make some tragic sketches, it's not realistic. ”
"That's true, but I think Lin Chen may build a bomb for everyone, no matter what, I'm still optimistic about Li Miao's group. ”
"But I think Shen Yun might make a good sketch to rebound, after all, Shen Yun's brain hole is very big. ”
"The double combination is also worth looking forward to, not to mention anything else, Zhang Dapeng has always been quite powerful. ”
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The audience who came to record was discussing non-stop at this time, at this time, in the background, Lin Chen, Li Miao, Liu Xiaoyun and others were still talking to the lines, as for Lao Jiao, he was relatively indifferent, according to his words, anyway, you have to go back to what I say when the time comes.
In the other three groups, Shen Yun is talking to Jiang Kun on the lines, this time their sketch is a great idea, and the creativity is also very good, and even Shen Yun feels that this sketch will have no problem if it goes to the Spring Festival Gala.
Therefore, he is full of confidence!
Next door, Li Yanghao and Guo Jun were also chatting.
"It's not a shame for us to get a fourth in this first issue, after all, we were originally here to get familiar with the first issue, but if we lose the second issue, it will be a shame. ”
Guo Jun said to Li Yanghao at this time.
Li Yanghao also nodded and said, "That's right, Mr. Guo, you have to do your best in this issue." ”
Guo Jun said: "Don't worry, for sure!"
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According to the rules of "Crossover Comedian", the issue that ranked first from the bottom in the previous issue appeared first.
Therefore, the first to appear are Li Yanghao and Guo Jun!
This time, the two still talked about cross talk, and the name of cross talk is "Help or Not Help"!
is still a series of ironies, satirizing the old man touching porcelain, satirizing the disrespect for the old, and even more ironizing the good people who do good deeds but are wronged!
I have to say that such a sketch will definitely not be able to be on the Spring Festival Gala, because the irony is too ruthless and does not match the positive energy of the Spring Festival Gala.
But in this "Crossover Comedian", you don't need to pay too much attention to something, and the things satirized by Li Yanghao and Guo Jun are relatively common in reality, so they also attracted bursts of applause.
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The second one to appear is a double combination, and this time the sketch is "Selling Wife", the sketch is mainly about Zhang Dapeng is a rural man who has never been able to marry a daughter-in-law, and today's high bride price in the countryside makes him unable to even marry a second marriage.
As for this Zhang Xiaotong, she is unladylike, she is married to a gambler, and under the heavy foreign debt, this gambler discussed with Zhang Xiaotong to fake a divorce first, and then sell her to Zhang Dapeng.
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The final ending was still a reversal, and in the end Zhang Dapeng and Zhang Xiaotong lived happily together, while the gambler was sent to prison.
The sketch has laughter and tears, and more of it is funny to tell the common things in life such as women being unladylike and being blown up by the family in a ridiculous way, and even the sketch is also educational, calling on the majority of women not to think about silence and swallow their anger when they encounter a family explosion.
The applause of the sketch was like thunder, and everyone who watched the sketch for two consecutive episodes was also very enjoyable.
"Damn, I feel that this issue is really good, is everyone playing chicken blood?"
"I think it's definitely people feeling the pressure, and it's so funny that everyone is doing their own thing. ”
"Well, it's pretty good anyway. ”
"I don't know how the next two sketches are?"
"Yes, I'm really looking forward to Li Miao's sketch, maybe Li Miao can continue to surprise us this time?"
"It's very likely, don't say anything else, don't forget Mr. Lin. ”
"Damn, that's right, Mr. Lin, how can he be a master who often doesn't play cards according to the routine. ”
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Everyone was having a lot of fun, and the third issue was Shen Yun and Jiang Kun.
What no one expected was that Shen Yun and Jiang Kun would rehearse Journey to the West.
"Havoc in the Sky"!
And it is a spoof of the Jade Emperor and the Buddha, and now everyone applauded like thunder, especially when Shen Yun's most mouthful of monkey hair was blown out, countless monkey shapes fell from the sky, and this kind of production also made everyone addicted.
I have to say that Shen Yun has engaged in a great sage feeling, which made many people in the audience praise it one after another.
The three groups have finished performing, and the next thing is Lin Chen's performance!
"I really want to know what Lin Chen, Liu Xiaoyun, and Li Miao will say. ”
"Khan, I want to know it too, take a look, I hope it won't disappoint. ”
"Hopefully!"
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When everyone was discussing, Li Miao walked out of the backstage directly.
"What do you mean? Li Miao, why did you come out?
Lao Jiao suddenly stood up in his chair and asked Li Miao.
"What's the work?"
Li Miao asked with a very cute look.
"Are you sure you're not fooling me? What day is it, it's the day of the competition, you're not going to win. ”
Lao Jiao was a little speechless: "I just told this Tao Jun that I have to rely on your works to crush this Tao Jun, but you don't prepare a sketch, what is this." ”
"Lao Jiao, have you watched my TV show?"
Li Miao said very proudly.
"What's your TV show?"
After Jiao proudly finished speaking, there were countless coaxing sounds at the scene.
"Li Miao sketch shop!"
"Li Miao sketch shop!"
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This 'Li Miao Sketch Shop' is a column that Li Miao engaged in on Yanjing TV, and the ratings are quite good, especially Li Miao's frequent spoofs in the column, and even the unexpected exchange of identities with guests or reversal made her famous.
At this time, the audience of Lao Jiao and Li Miao on the stage was in a state of fainting throughout the whole process.
What does this Nima mean?
Could it be that Jiao Hao and Li Miao said that cross talk could not be done?
Immediately afterwards, everyone was also a little excited, after all, if Lao Jiao and Li Miao can talk about cross talk, then it must be very good.
On the stage, Lao Jiao also coughed lightly and said, "Miao, let me remind you, we are on Donghai Satellite TV." ”
"Khan, I forgot, this section of the director team can be pinched. ”
Li Miao's straightforward words once again caused the audience to burst into laughter.
At this time, Jiao Hao said: "Okay, this joke has also been made, your show should come out." ”
"Lao Jiao, it seems that you don't know, our 'Li Miao Sketch Shop' doesn't need any messy scripts, just need the director to give orders, what they say about how we act. ”
Li Miao said confidently: "We are so powerful!"
Lao Jiao suddenly looked forward to it: "This, can you let me direct it once? I always want to be a director, and I can make the plot reverse more, what do you think?"
"This, let you lead, do us any good?"
Li Miao said in a low voice.
Jiao Hao also said in a low voice: "The 500 people in the audience are actually my people, you can rest assured when you vote." ”
"Huh!!"
The people below directly coaxed.
This is the curtain is slowly opened!
Lao Jiao sat aside with the microphone and said, "Li Miao happily went home, sat on the sofa, and turned on the TV!"
Under Lao Jiao's words, Li Miao did it in turn!
"Lin Chen, Meng Fei, on!"
With Lao Jiao's words, Lin Chen and Meng Fei came to the stage.
Below is thunderous applause, Lin Chen will not say anything, Meng Fei is also a comedian, and he is also very handsome, and his popularity has been soaring in recent years.
"Damn, I didn't expect to invite Meng Fei too. ”
"Yes, I didn't expect it, damn it, is this a competition?"
"Interesting, let's see what the hell comes next. ”
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For a while, everyone was very happy to discuss, and as for the stage, Li Miao pretended to watch TV to the audience and said: "Li Miao in this "Crossover Comedian" is really beautiful enough, with a slender figure, she is really beautiful." ”
"Khan, you're not sorry. ”
"It's okay. ”
Li Miao said a little shyly.
"Li Miao, say that you are happy ten times. ”
Suddenly, Jiao Hao said.
"Hahaha, I'm so happy, brother, you said people, if you're happy, you can't be happy or not. You say that you are happy for a day, you are unhappy for a day, why are you unhappy and live an unhappy day, you have to be unhappy and live a happy day, how unhappy are you?"
Li Miao counted his fingers and said ten 'happy' at once, almost holding back.
Many people at the scene also applauded at this time.
"I'll go, this Li Miao is too powerful, I can withstand it. ”
"yes, that's awesome. ”
"Don't say anything, you have to admire him. ”
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Meng Fei behind him continued: "What's the matter, I'm so happy, I actually said it ten times in a row. ”
"Do you need a reason to be happy?"
As soon as Li Miao said this, Jiao Hao preemptively said: "Need a reason!"
"Of course there is a reason. ”
Li Miao turned around and said, "Happy, why?"
This Li Miao looked at Lin Chen, but Lin Chen shook his head and said, "Who do you ask?"
Meng Fei also said: "Think for yourself!"
Suddenly, Li Miao clapped his hands and said, "I lost my wallet." ”
"What's there to be happy about losing your wallet?"
"There's no money in there!"
Li Miao said with a laugh.
Lin Chen said: "Li Miao is so smart, he knows that if the money is not put in the wallet, where is the money?"
Li Miao said: If you don't put anywhere, you won't have any money.
At this time, Meng Fei said: "Don't talk about this, hurry up and say something really happy." ”
Li Miao thought for a while and said: Didn't I go to the draft some time ago, I chose to eliminate once, I chose to eliminate once, I didn't even go into the audition, this time it's different, I packaged myself and changed the direction, as a result"
When he said this, Jiao Hao was busy saying: "Accident!"
"I, I'm a judge!"
Li Miao's words caused everyone at the scene to laugh wildly.
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When the sketch ended, everyone was still unsatisfied, or the form of this sketch made everyone refreshing, not interesting, "The Goddess and the Female Man" won the first place again. (To be continued.) )