Chapter 339 Ten reasons why Xiao Yudian doesn't like Ding Li
Ding Li still had some concerns, and only scolded the reporter for a few swear words, if it were me, hehe....... ”
"People are celebrities, we are deflated, can we be compared?"
"That's right, Sao Nian, wash and sleep. ”
"Did you drink together?"
The support of netizens was something that Ding Li did not expect, which the reporter did not expect, and even more so that everyone did not expect.
Also in the evening of the same day, Ding Li logged in to the game "World of Warcraft".
Of course, he logged in on the premise of drinking.
In other words, today's Ding Li wanted to rely on his strength and wanted to say something to Xiaoyudian, so he logged into the game desperately.
After logging in to the game, Ding Li's first thing was to check the friend bar, he wanted to see if Xiaoyudi was there.
It's a pity that the ideal is beautiful, but the reality is cruel.
Ding Li, who clicked on the friend bar, didn't see Xiaoyudi's flashing avatar, so he was disappointed, wanton, and aimless to wander around the game.
A second.
One minute.
One hour.
I don't know how long it took, anyway, when Ding Li was sober up, Xiaoyudian's avatar lit up.
As always, Xiaoyudian said hello to Ding Li first, "Hey, ugly mess, you came so early today?"
Facing the question sent by Xiaoyudian, Ding Li, who had been drunk, shook his head helplessly, then his hands flew, and he typed a few words very quickly, I miss you, so come up and take a look.
The words were typed, but Ding Li did not send them to Xiaoyudian.
He hesitated.
Wondering if you should do it.
In addition to these, Ding Li was still guessing in his mind the reaction of the light rain on the other side after the words were sent.
Do you laugh and laugh and skillfully turn this matter over in a joking tone? Or do you just scold Ding Li without saying a word, and then block him and never see each other?
After hesitating for more than 30 seconds, Ding Li pressed the delete key on the computer keyboard and slowly deleted the words that had been typed. After thinking about it for a while, I re-typed a line, and checked it when I was done, and found that there was nothing wrong with it, so I gave Xiaoyu a little bit back.
This is a polite reply, "It's nothing to do, come up and go around, by the way, why did you land so late?"
Haematemesis!
Xiaoyudian's answer made Ding Li about to vomit blood!
Nima, Xiaoyudian logged in to the game so late, not to do anything else, but to celebrate.
Yes, celebrated.
As for the reason for her celebration, it was very simple, but it made Ding Li speechless and depressed!
Speaking of which, Xiaoyudian's celebration tonight is still related to Ding Li, that is, because of Ding Li's lot of negative news, Xiaoyudian's parents ......
Scold the mother!
Ding Li really wants to scold his mother!
At the same time, his heart was also deeply filled with powerlessness, how could a super black fan like Xiaoyudian reverse his position in her mind!
After thinking hard for a while, Ding Li was stunned that he didn't come up with a way to get the best of both worlds, so he had to sigh.
It's really time! fate!
Just when Ding Li sighed about his fate, Xiao Yudi, who hadn't seen him reply for a long time, replied to Ding Li with a sentence that made him cry and laugh, "Ugly mess, what's wrong with you......?"
Ding Li replied duplicitously: "It's nothing, but I didn't expect you to dislike Ding Li so much." ”
"I have ten reasons why I don't like Ding Li. Xiaoyudian unexpectedly replied with such a sentence, and then sent ten reasons why she didn't like Ding Li.
The first one, Ding Li's name is not good, Ding Li, Ding Li, Ding Li, Ding Li, top you, top you, top you, it feels like scolding.
Second, Ding Li is too low, and in the eyes of Xiaoyudian, he is a second-class disability.
Third, Ding Li's appearance is a little unsightly, especially his eyebrows, which look like a big tree leaf.
Ding Li, who saw this, immediately stood up and looked in the mirror, but he didn't notice what the big tree leaf eyebrows that Xiaoyudian said looked like!
Fourth, the sketch performance mode created by Ding Li is something that Xiaoyudian doesn't like, and the jokes in the sketch are even more disliked by Xiaoyudian.
Fifth, Xiao Yudian is Gao Lan's fan, when Ding Li's sketch album was released, he fought with Gao Lan's album of the same name, and defeated Gao Lan, so it also made Xiao Yudian unhappy.
Sixth, Ding Li's cross talk is simply nonsense and garbage, plus blind poverty, and there is no trace of artistic value at all.
Article 7 ......
Article 8 ......
Article 9, bluntly said that Ding Li was too scheming, and for the box office of his movie, he did not hesitate to make all kinds of fake hype, and even made up the naïve reason of being injured while riding a bicycle!
The tenth is also one of the top ten reasons why Xiaoyudian doesn't like Ding Li, which is particularly important, and it is the one that Ding Li values the most.
This reason is related to Ding Li's private life.
That is, Xiaoyudian thought that Ding Li was promiscuous, and when he lived with Tang Fei'er, he still had a vague relationship with Xu Ranran, Liu Yuxi, Zheng Yuwei and others.
Looking at the ten reasons sent by Xiaoyudian for not liking him, Ding Li was really a little depressed and angry.
Niang Xipi, it would be like this!
It's about his own reputation, so Ding Li wanted to say something, so he thought for a short time and typed a line of words, "Can you believe the entertainment news that the paparazzi broke out? Didn't someone give evidence that Ding Li was really injured?"
It turns out that in the eyes of a super black fan, no matter what you do, everything is wrong!
Xiaoyudian not only didn't believe it, but even tried to convince Ding Li, making him one of the people who didn't like Ding Li, "It's an ugly mess, don't be naïve, okay, now that PS technology is so developed, what can't be faked, as the saying goes, flies don't bite eggs, if Ding Li is really fine, the paparazzi will ......"
"Xiaoyudian, I don't want to explain anything to you, and I don't want to argue anything with you, sometimes seeing is believing, and hearing is false. Ding Li continued to debate for himself.
"It's an ugly mess, you have been poisoned by Ding Li. Xiaoyu replied.
Poison your uncle's head!
Seeing that Xiao Yudian gave him back, Ding Li scolded angrily, but then he forcibly calmed down his mood, and typed a few more words, still defending himself, "Xiao Yudian, I feel that you have a misunderstanding of Ding Li, everyone has a ......." ”
"Perhaps!" Xiao Yudi replied unexpectedly.
Ding Li replied with a long list of exclamation points.
In this way, you chatted back and forth for more than two hours, and by the time the light rain came offline, it was already more than one o'clock in the second half of the night.