Chapter 305: Mint
Peppermint, also known as water mint, fish coriander, dog meat fragrance, water mother, elderberry, is a perennial herbaceous plant, a representative of aromatic plants, there are many varieties, each has a cool fragrance. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 The INFO flower color is white, pink, light purple, etc., which is low-key and unassuming, and forms a flower stem unique to the Lamiaceae family. The stems and leaves can be used in medicine, or used in food, and have the effect of evacuating wind and heat, clearing the head, diarizing the throat and rash, and soothing the liver and qi.
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"Hey, can't you eat slowly, don't you be afraid of choking!" In the woods, Li Liang held a hot soup bowl in one hand and a small half of a dry flatbread in the other, staring at the little girl with his mouth wide open.
"Don't be afraid!" the little girl swallowed a big mouthful of dry flatbread, slapped her throat a few times, said two words lightly, and then continued to compete with a large piece of dry flatbread in her hand.
"Then can you eat flatbread while drinking soup? I'm afraid you'll choke to death if you just knock it so hard. Li Liang swallowed his saliva and kindly comforted.
"No! the flatbread is hungry, but the soup is not hungry!" replied the little girl very directly.
"Damn, you're not very old, this little account is quite clear. Eat, eat, be my little daughter-in-law, I may not be able to manage anything else, but there is still nothing wrong with the big cake. Then, give you two more, I won't believe it, you can fucking eat it!" Li Liang pursed his lips, stuffed a small half of a dry flatbread into his mouth, reached out and patted it lightly on his buttocks, and took out two dry flatbreads that were a little feet big and half an inch thick as if he were playing a trick.
"Thank you, thank you!" The little girl took the two dry flatbreads, bowed to Li Liang excitedly, and kept chattering in a low tone.
"Alright, alright, let's eat it quickly! Li Liang waved his hand, signaled the little girl to continue eating, and then drank the hot soup in the bowl, wiped his mouth and said to the little girl: "Hey, don't spoil that half pot of soup!"
"Hmm, good Xianggong!" the little girl was eating beautifully, and suddenly heard that Li Liang had a new instruction, so she hurriedly swallowed the dry flatbread that was not chewed, and replied crisply.
It has been three days since he was separated from the old man, and Li Liang has gradually become familiar with the little girl next to him, and his conversation has become simple and straightforward.
On that day, the little girl woke up and found that the old man was fighting with Li Liang to show off her acting skills, so she rubbed her eyes and stood beside the old man obediently. The old man was overjoyed when he saw it, and without saying a word, he used it as his bargaining chip.
What kind of talented woman is a match made in heaven, what chest is ****** fat, can give birth to children and raise pigs, what Lori beauty lies in looking at its development, what year is not good and there are many disasters, raising a daughter-in-law is good to send bells, etc., all kinds of things, endlessly, blowing Li Liang is a little unbearable.
The little girl was not ambiguous, and she was confused when she heard the old man say that after following Li Liang, the big cake tube was enough to eat meat every day, and she immediately opened her mouth to call Xianggong, so that Li Liang was almost not in a hurry! "For the old disrespect, I am a **** but I have to set up a chaste archway; for the little ignorance, what do people say, what do you believe, you can eat meat every day with Lao Tzu, then when you fucking follow him, don't you **** every day?"
However, I am angry, and I can't say anything about scolding my mother. On the one hand, because of my own special circumstances, it is easy to expose my whereabouts if I really start to do it, and on the other hand, because I have worked hard for so long and spent so much saliva before, I have fallen off the chain at this juncture, and I am sorry for the time and energy I put in it!
Therefore, Li Liang came to take advantage of the power to directly accept the marriage proposed by the old man, and swore to ask the old man for a dowry, and also pulled his fingers to count what he wanted. What is one load of gold, two loads of rice, three horses of silk cloth, four donkeys, five buckets of adzuki beans and six quilts, seven sows and eight chickens......
As soon as the old man heard that Li Liang opened his mouth and closed his mouth to ask for a price, he knew that this plan had been seen through again, so he once again reluctantly donated blood to pay tribute, only to donate all the medicinal herbs he had obtained from more than two hundred years of travel, and Li Liang let him go.
Speaking of which, this old man is quite poor, he really has nothing valuable, just some seeds and rhizomes of exotic flowers and plants, and everything else is all garbage, and he doesn't want to give money to Li Liang. But the old guy is unlucky! It's not good to meet anyone, but he met Li Liang, the master of the best immortal farmer, who walks around when he sees the elixir and spiritual grass seeds, can he let him go if he doesn't cheat his little family wealth?
Besides, the seeds and rhizomes of exotic flowers and plants that the old man took out were all quite good things, and some of them were recorded in the set of "Ancient Dan Books" that Li Liang had collected, and the main materials that could be used to refine the superb pills, the year may be a little worse, but how could Li Liang easily miss it? It was already very good if he didn't do it himself and rummaged in his "storage bracelet".
And the reason why the old man collected the seeds and rhizomes of these exotic flowers and plants was actually because of an accident. When he was very young, he accidentally ate a certain divine fruit, so that Xiu Wei made great progress all the way, and soon became the top master of their village, and later the top master of their county and their county.
But the good times didn't last long, and when he walked out of the mountains and stepped into the cultivation world, his achievements can only be described as ****, and the word top has nothing to do with him. If you want money but no money, you have no backers, and when you return to your hometown, you feel faceless, so you have no choice but to return to the mountains and forests, in a vain attempt to find an elixir that can continue to be a top master.
Hope is good, reality is cruel. More than two hundred years have passed, and the lucky gold nugget has not hit him again, and the divine fruit that can be used as a top master has never been found, but a lot of strange flowers and plants have been found. I was going to find a place to plant well, but I couldn't get it too magical, and I made do with some mainland goods, but I didn't expect to meet Li Liang again.
"Hey, are you sure your name is Hulu? I still don't think this name is quite right, a good little girl, what's not called Hulu?" Li Liang pursed his lips and squinted his eyes, watching the little girl eat dry cakes fiercely for a while before asking again.
"Hmm!" the little girl just nodded heavily, and after answering Li Liang's question, she continued to eat in large gulps.
"Damn, there are strange things every year, especially this year. When you meet an old bastard, you will pretend to be garlic, and you will know how to eat it when you pick up a little daughter-in-law, which is too unlucky, right? Could it be that the luck on the day you go out is not good, and you will catch up with a day when you are taboo to travel? It seems that you still have to buy an old yellow calendar, otherwise you will always encounter this kind of unlucky thing. Hey, by the way, is there a yellow calendar for sale now?" Li Liang looked at the little girl blankly for a while, then slapped his thigh fiercely, and muttered with emotion.
It's no wonder that since he had the relevant memories of the "Void Heaven Continent", every trip of Li Liang has not been very smooth. For example, when I was in Xiaoli Village, I got lost in the mountains to collect medicine, and I was hungry and dizzy when I entered the cave; when I was in Yunquan Town, I went to the city in my spare time and watched a play, and I was in trouble; when I was in Phoenix Mountain, I visited the city to make a appearance, and everyone who was over the age was wanted.
There is also a time when Baicaomen, when I went home to visit my relatives and the old lady, when I was in Xuanzong Valley, the first task was in distress, etc., it is not an exaggeration to say that as long as Li Liang travels, he will definitely be accompanied by bad luck, and I don't know if it is fate, or I didn't look at the old yellow calendar when I went out, anyway, I can always catch up with the tragic event.
However, in comparison, this trip was not bad. I met an old man who was more unlucky and sad than himself, deceived a lot of seeds and rhizomes of exotic flowers and plants, and a lot of good things, and picked up a young daughter-in-law with a good figure in vain.
As for bad luck, I don't know if the old bastard was arranged by a big god, I don't know if my whereabouts are exposed, and I don't know if I will get involved in disputes because of this, but now I don't know if it's nothing, but with such a similar plot, how dare I guarantee that I haven't stepped onto a new stage. There is also a little girl, who can eat three dry flatbreads in one meal, and it costs more to raise a daughter-in-law than to raise a pig, who would believe it if she is lucky?
"Hmm, is the old uncle surnamed Wang?" The little girl who had already eliminated the three dry flatbreads had eased her appetite, and it was estimated that it was almost over. So when he heard Li Liang's muttering, he answered in surprise.
"Hey, don't you know what the old bastard's surname is?" Li Liang was stunned, the little girl had been following the old man for a while, why didn't she know what the old man's surname was?
"I don't know, I just know that he named me Hulu. The little girl said sweetly, and then began to attack the fourth dry flatbread.
"Damn, the gourd is famous for that old bastard?" Li Liang immediately widened his eyes and said when he heard this.
"Well, if you add my last name, my name will be Wang Hulu, hehe. The little girl nodded and said happily.
"Wang, Wang Hulu? What, how do you know that his surname is Wang?"
"Xianggong, what you just said!"
"What did I say?"
"You say he's an old bastard, so why doesn't he have the surname Wang?"
"Well, then you better stop taking his last name, change your last name to mine......"
"By the way, by the way, I don't know what Xianggong's name is! Xianggong, what's your name?"
"Well, in fact, you should be able to see that your father-in-law is a majestic man, guess what!"
"Majestic? Oh, I see! Xianggong, are you called a rooster?"
"You're called a rooster! No, you're a hen, a hen!"
"No, then I can't think of it. ”
"I don't understand, I'm such a fucking majestic gentleman, why did I become a rooster when I came to you?
I remember once asking for food at a rich man's house, and that's what the butler said about their. ”
"Well, then, what did he say?"
"He said their cocks were a hundred times more majestic than mine. ”
"Damn, what, don't talk nonsense to you. Remember, your father-in-law's name is Guan Yu!"
"Official fan, Xianggong, do you like to be an official? Then do I want to change my name to call you an official?"
"It's not an official fan, it's Guan Yu! Guan is a pass and two levels, two points plus a day, the feather is the feather of the feather, you can't be illiterate, right?"
"I'm illiterate!"
"Well, when I didn't say anything, you just remember that my name is Guan Yu. Hmph, Lao Tzu used a well-known pseudonym this time, and he couldn't get his mother back to the evil spirit! Hey, no, Guan Yu's death was also quite miserable, and his head and body were still separated when he was buried, can this name work? What, I'm not called Guan Yu anymore, my name is Lu Bu! Lu Bu among people, Red Rabbit among horses, this is handsome enough, right?"
"Clothes, Xianggong, are you going to buy me new clothes? Okay, okay, thank you, thank you!"
"Damn! Guan Yu has become an official fan when he hears it, and Lu Bu has become a clothes when he listens to it, what the hell are you ears!"
"I used to be beaten when I was asking for food, so I didn't hear things very clearly, I'm sorry Xianggong......"
"Ah, wretched child. Okay, follow Xianggong in the future, and promise not to let you be beaten again. ”
"Thank you!"
"What's polite, it's all called Xianggong and it's so raw, how hurtful it hurts!"
"Well, I see! By the way, what is your name?"
"Uh, let's just dry ginger, hehe......"
"Oh, then my name should be Gan Hulu, or Ganshi Hulu, right?"
"I wiped it, why do you still want to call it a gourd?"
"Hmm, what's not called a gourd?"
"My dear little daughter-in-law, the gourd is the blind name that the old bastard fooled you and gave you casually, why don't you still recognize it?"
"But I've never had a name when I've grown up......!
"Well, forget it, I'll think of one for you. ”
"Okay, okay!"
"My name is Dry Ginger, so you can call it Mint. ”
"Mint, mint, that's nice! Thank you, thank you!"
"Okay, okay, let's do this again, didn't I tell you that our family doesn't like this set! Hurry up and eat, let's go on the road after eating." ”
"Hmm!"
"Hey, won't you ask me where I'm going to take you?"
"Why do you ask?"
"What, aren't you afraid that I'll sell you to the kiln?"
"Kiln?
"That's it, it's where underage girls are forced to do that kind of thing. ”
"What's the matter?"
"Well, forget it, I don't know if I tell you. It is estimated that no one will necessarily want to sell it into the kiln, and I want to vomit when I am far away, and I can't pee my pants when I am close......!
"Oh, I know what kind of place Xianggong is talking about, I've been to that kind of place. ”
"Won't it?"
"My old uncle took me there not long ago. ”
"This scumbag, how can you abduct a girl from a good family to go to that kind of place! What is it, you, you haven't done much, right?"
"Hmm. The old uncle was going to give me to an aunt who was white and fat, and whose face was constantly dropping flour, so that I could have a full meal every day. However, the fat aunt asked the old uncle for five taels of silver, saying that I was too dirty and needed to be washed before I could see anyone. ”
"Uh, heh, hehe, the old bastard has to pay for human trafficking, hehe, it's a big ......."
"Hmm. The old uncle was not happy when he heard that he was asking for five taels of silver, and he quarreled with the fat aunt!"
"Nonsense, I have to quarrel with me! What kind of betrayal is this, this is obviously asking someone to clean up the rags!"
"Oh. ”
"And then?"
"Later, the fat aunt asked the old uncle for makeup, nutrition, and gouache, a lot of money! The old uncle led me away......
"Haha......"
"Xianggong, what are you laughing at?"
"No, it's fine. By the way, you didn't squeak at that time, did you?"
"Hmm. ”
"I guess so, otherwise the old bustard wouldn't have let you go. ”
"Old bustard, do you mean that fat aunt is called old bustard? How do you know her name? And why didn't she let me go?"
"Well, this question is more deep, let's talk about it slowly in the future. Have you eaten enough? ”
"I'm full!"
"Heh, hehe, four flatbreads, five taels of silver, I think I can make a shot......"
A gentle breeze blows and the sun shines through the dense canopy of trees on the forest paths. Occasionally, a few birds and beasts chirp to disrupt the unchanging tone of the murmuring stream, but it also makes the whole melody shine together.
Li Liang and the little girl walked briskly, chatting a few words from time to time, and even chasing and frolicking, making the harmonious beauty more refreshing. Like the refreshing mint, it seeps into the skin from the pores, making every cell in the body feel transparent, giving a hint of comfort and encouragement after the turbulent upheaval.