Chapter 522: I can't pass the third level and still talk nonsense

At this time, Zhang Dadao and Bai Er Fool were actually very far away, and at most they were only ten meters away. He hadn't had a chance to see it clearly before, but now he understood what the wild boar looked like! Originally, he was caught off guard by contact, but then he couldn't really see it when he looked down from the cliff, but now he saw it! This wild boar king is really a monster! Not to mention the huge body, the legs have grown a lot more than ordinary wild boars! This time he runs, the speed is actually very fast!

Zhang Dadao scolded: "I'm grass, it's really lucky that the poor road was able to run just now, and there are also long-legged Oba in this wild boar! Bai Er, you see how heavy this goods are, I think there are 500 catties, right?"

"More than that, I see 800 catties, how long does this wild boar have to eat!"

At this time, Zhang Dadao suddenly couldn't hold back his laughter, but this smile was not laughing at Bai Er's fool, he was laughing at the wild boar king. The boar king was shot blind in one eye, and there was a joke when he ran, and the boar king ran up, not obvious at first, and then accelerated. Running and running, he actually went astray! Originally, he was going to Xiao Liang, but after a few steps, he could see that his head was crooked! Zhang Dadao muttered in his mouth: "Turn around, turn around!"

The wild boar king seemed to be remotely controlled by him, and tilted to the left step by step! People and animals are the same, relying on these organs to maintain balance, this is fortunately the eyes, if the ear hurts, it is estimated that the wild boar king will have to get drunk and punch at this time! This time, Da Liu and Xiao Liang were a little stunned, Xiao Liang's arrow was just a rough aim, and as soon as it was sent out, it was to try where to think of it and make meritorious contributions! I was ready to run, but now I have begun to kick my feet and wind up!

Da Liu is also unambiguous. At this time, he raised his gun and blasted it at the wild boar king. This time it was different, and Da Liu in front also fired a shot. Also, the boar king is dangling, and he didn't take it seriously at all! There is a relationship between the distance here, and there is also a relationship between this position! A shot on the side of the wild boar, its own defense is thick, and the physical strength of the wild boar at that time is the best time, so a blow has no great effect.

But now it's different, this wild boar has been tossing for a while, and there are a lot of gunshot wounds and arrow wounds on his body, plus his teammates around him have been killed! Naturally, his physical strength is also much worse, and this shot is a clever shot. One shot exhaled half of his face, and the remaining half was exhaled in his neck! When Da Liu's shot passed, Zhang Dadao applauded at that time! He was originally blind. was taken by Bai Er's fool with a drop of cow tears, plus he took medicine indiscriminately, and he didn't know how to get it! Not only was it good, but he also saw it clearly this night. It's like a cat's eye, and the pupils are straightened.

Zhang Dadao understood. opened his mouth and praised: "Look at the shot of others, this is the profession!

Bai Er's fool didn't have such good eyes, and after listening to Zhang Dadao's words, he said regretfully: "It's a pity to slap your face? It's a pity that this pig's head meat is ruined!"

The boar king was shot. Half of his head was covered in blood, and his protruding mouth and nose were broken. The boar king cried again. The ferocity was completely aroused, and he suddenly turned to the small beam that was close to him, and he opened his mouth to bite! This wild boar king broke out at a speed that was not satisfied, and suddenly reached a close place, and the small beam was just winding! Where did he think that such a big wild boar would brake when he said it would brake, and when it said it would turn around! This is not a sow! The driving technique is so weird!

Well, I swear the above sentence doesn't mean to mock female drivers!

Xiao Liang didn't care about complaining about the female driver at this time, he hurriedly rolled on the spot, and the crossbow in his hand didn't care about winding, so he smashed it on the wild boar!

Xiao Liang rolled over, and the weapon in his hand was useless! But he rolled quite far, and Da Liu saw the opportunity to shoot again! "Bang, this shot went straight to the wild boar's face, and the wild boar's nose was shortened by one point! The remaining intact half of the face can be regarded as ruined! From the yin and yang face to the total leprosy, this can be regarded as an alternative plastic surgery.

This is not the most fatal, the world of wild boars is not about faces, with the size of this wild boar king, not to mention pockmarks, he is also a handsome guy who was splashed with sulfuric acid! If you want to die, you will die in this shot, and the untamed eye of the wild boar king has also been blown out, completing the evolution from a one-eyed dragon to a completely blind one.

This shot went down, the wild boar king was completely angry, as an animal, he also felt the danger! But the rigid wild boar king didn't even have the heart to run at this time, and he arched around to catch what to bite! At this time, Da Liu and Xiao Liang also flashed to the side, and the two people on the tree also came down, and Da Liu and the boss with guns shot at the wild boar king for a while, and there were about four or five shots, and the wild boar fell to the ground again.

After being shot four or five times with two shotguns and sand bullets, the wild boar was basically left in no good place! The sand counts the little finger-sized sand and can count at least seventy or eighty pieces! This killed the great enemy of the wild boar king, and the cowards on the cliff finally came down. Seeing that someone was coming, the two helpers looked a little embarrassed.

The boss was more knowledgeable, and when he came up, he arched his hand and said: "The snake does not walk without a head, and the chicken does not crow without a head! The old eagle in the mountains has no head, and it cannot fly to the treetops." The child who has no mother is looking for a child, and his uncle is here! Leaning against the mountain to ask for a piece of meat, leaning on the water to scoop a fish, I don't know if the mountain god will give him food!"

"Poof~" Yang Rui was happy and said: "Don't mind, I don't have a sister, you take advantage of me, right!

There are no good words in the heart, Yang Rui is obviously such a person! You can hear the ethical stalk of anything! Zhang Shengyan hurriedly pulled him and said, "Don't talk nonsense, the actor is here!" Zhang Shengyan knows the truth of handing over professional issues to professionals.

The actor walked over at this time and waved his hand: "It's almost there! Your black words are not authentic, you haven't memorized the words well, and you can't pass the third level! Do you know how to speak Mandarin?"

The actor said a word, and the boss was extremely embarrassed, and the atmosphere suddenly became cold. Zhang Shengyan hurriedly came out and handed over the steps: "Eh, where is Master Zhang? This shot has been fired so many times, can't you not hear it? Why hasn't anyone come yet?"

At this time, I heard someone shouting from the bushes nearby, "Eh, I'm coming!" (To be continued.) )