"Dead slave, you stop, the old lady fights with you!"

Qin Yixuan shouted, pulled the car door and rushed out. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info saw Chen Nan standing on the side of the road with her mobile phone, as if she was about to make a call, she didn't say a word, jumped up and kicked it.

Bastard, dare to kiss the old lady, the old lady kicked you into the rice field next to you!

Qin Yixuan was secretly ruthless in her heart, and the strength on her feet was even heavier, and in addition to being excited, she had already begun to fantasize in her mind that Chen Nan was kicked into the rice field by her, and her head was upside down and the embarrassment of planting seedlings.

No matter how high your martial arts are, you can't resist the sneak attack of the old lady!

Seeing that her feet were getting closer and closer to Chen Nan's back, Qin Yixuan couldn't help but feel excited in her heart.

In her opinion, it was a foregone conclusion that Chen Nan would be planted headlong into the rice field and planted seedlings! However, there were unforeseen circumstances, and just when the soles of his feet were still five centimeters away from Chen Nan's back, Chen Nan suddenly disappeared from his eyes.

What about people!?

Qin Yixuan was startled, it was now night, and this new highway had not yet been opened to traffic, except for the lights in the houses in the distance, it was dark everywhere, and Chen Nan, a big living person, suddenly disappeared from front of her eyes, which made her shiver for no reason. By the time she reacted, she had already thrown herself to the side of the road, couldn't stop the car at all, and was about to fall into the rice field.

"Save me, save me! Don't plant rice upside down, old lady!"

At the critical moment, Qin Yixuan screamed, she was so frightened that she closed her eyes, she couldn't imagine what kind of embarrassing scene it would be when she plunged into the rice field?

"Plop ......"

A clear sound came, and Qin Yixuan fell down, lying on her stomach in the rice field, crushing a large piece of grass seedlings, and gnawing a mouthful of yellow-orange-orange grains.

"Ouch, it hurts my mother!"

Qin Yixuan screamed in pain, rubbed her towering chest and got up, her face was dirty, and there were two weeds on her head, extremely embarrassed.

glanced at the three-meter-high Tian Di, and Chen Nan was standing with his hands in his hands, standing on it looking at her, because it was too dark, he couldn't see what kind of expression was on his face, but Qin Yixuan could estimate that it must be four words - schadenfreude!

"Hey, what are you looking at, don't you pull me up?" Qin Yixuan said depressedly.

originally wanted to kick Chen Nan down, but in the end, she fell down by herself, how could she not be depressed?

"Officer Qin, as a policeman, with taxpayers' money, not only do you not serve the people, but crush so many seedlings to death, what kind of trouble are you making?" Chen Nan smiled evilly, took out his mobile phone and turned on the flash, and took several photos of Qin Yixuan in a row, making the latter want to go crazy.

"Dead slave, you dare to shoot me!

Qin Yixuan was so angry that she jumped like thunder, but the embankment was too high to go up, so she fell down and sat in the rice field after trying several times.

Chen Nan smiled, "You still dare to talk to me like this? Believe it or not, I'll leave now, leaving you alone in the rice field for the night." ”

As soon as she heard this, Qin Yixuan immediately softened.

"Don't, don't, I was wrong, good brother, you pull me up, thank you!"

Chen Nan squatted down and looked at her condescendingly, "Then do you admit that you asked someone to arrange those nail boards?"

"It's not!"

"Really, not?"

"Absolutely not! Lie to you is a puppy!" Qin Yixuan gritted her teeth and said, "A puppy is a puppy, anyway, the old lady is not a dog, she is a human."

Although Chen Nan suspected that she put it down, Qin Yixuan said so, and he had no reason not to believe it, so he sighed and said, "Okay, I'll believe you for the time being." But how does this game count?"

"Ping...... Is a draw good?"

Chen Nan's eyes widened, "Draw!?"

"Then what else do you want?" Qin Yixuan looked at him with some annoyance, and said: "You bastard forcibly kissed the old lady, I haven't settled the account with you yet! Do you still want me to admit defeat? Even if I go to the rice field tonight to spend the night, I will never admit defeat to you as a slave!"

Chen Nan sat down on the side of the road, looked at her with a smile, and said, "Then you must be careful, there may be poisonous snakes in this rice field!"

Qin Yixuan was so frightened that she trembled all over, her face was full of vigilance, and she hurriedly looked around, "Don't scare me, you bastard, my mother is most afraid of snakes." ”

"I'm just kindly reminding you. Chen Nan shrugged his shoulders and said.

Qin Yixuan suddenly became uneasy, took out her mobile phone and turned on the light, her eyes kept scanning the surroundings, for fear that there would really be a snake approaching, and said in a somewhat aggrieved tone: "Chen Nan, good brother, good buddy, you pull me up, I'll ...... I beg you. ”

Chen Nan was amused when he heard it, this crazy woman was so afraid of snakes.

But think about it, human beings seem to have a natural fear of snakes, not to mention women, even many men are afraid of snakes.

"Well, since you've begged me, I'll pull you up. ”

Chen Nan said without being salty, and then unbuckled his belt and began to take off his pants.

Qin Yixuan was startled, glared at her eyes and hurriedly said: "Hey, hey, what do you want to do when you take off your pants?" I tell you, we are brothers, you can't do this, hey, don't mess around! Don't take it off! Hey, did you hear me?"

Chen Nan took off his outer pants, grabbed one of the trouser legs, used the pants as a rope, and threw them down towards Qin Yixuan, "Even if I want to do something to you, then I have to pull you up first, right? Why are you so obscene!"

Lustful thoughts!

Qin Yixuan gritted her teeth in anger, "If it weren't for you bastard taking off her pants, would the old lady be thinking nonsense?"

"Lewdness in your heart is obscenity, and it's useless to quibble!" Chen Nan shook his pants, "Hurry up, hurry up and grab the hem of your trousers, I'll pull you up." ”

Qin Yixuan grabbed the leg of her trousers and rolled her eyes at him.

Chen Nan pulled her hard twice, and when she was pulled into the air, she suddenly frowned, "What kind of eyes are you? Unconvinced, are you? Believe it or not, I'll let go now and smash your ass to bloom?"

Qin Yixuan grabbed the leg of her pants tightly and quickly shook her head: "I'm convinced, I'm convinced!"

"Then do you admit that you have dirty ideas and obscene hearts?"

Qin Yixuan looked at him blankly and said nothing.

"Don't look at me with such pitiful eyes, I don't eat this. Chen Nan said: "Say it yourself, are you obscene or not?

Qin Yixuan's silver teeth were about to be crushed, this guy was so shameless, he actually treated her like this halfway!

"I ...... I'm obscene, I'm dirty, you pull me up quickly!"

"Are you a pervert then?"

Qin Yixuan really wanted to slap him to death, stared at him fiercely, and after a long while, she gritted her teeth and said, "I...... I...... I'll admit it, I'm a nymph, you'd better pull it!"