Chapter 885: The Queen Mother's Coquettishness
In the eyes of His Majesty the Emperor shining with little stars and full of expectation, Xiao Baozi and Zhizhi muttered for a long time, and finally even Yang Mu, who couldn't bear the loneliness, also gave advice, or under the pure mischief, the three girls finally showed the "first strategy against female hooligans", referred to as "Plan A". Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
"......" After listening to the explanation of Plan A with a smile, Zhao Yongqi said with a bitter face: "Little wife, do you really think this Plan A is reliable? I won't celebrate the New Year in the police station, right?"
"Don't worry!" Yang Mu patted her "superior" chest in a big way, and said very angrily: "No matter what you say this time, whether it's those little girls or stinky men who like to coax, they can't catch your sore feet." As long as you don't admit it, there is absolutely no problem!"
Touching his smooth chin, His Majesty the Emperor got up and paced back and forth for a long time, and finally punched the table, and after three shocks, he said violently: "I can't bear to let the child catch the wolf!
"Okay, you're bold!" poplar gave a small thumbs up with his eyes shining. However, although she said so, no matter how she looked at her eyes at the moment, she looked like she was going to watch a good show.
"Hey, if it weren't for the fact that those girls were so deceitful, how could I have made such a decision. Zhao Yongqi shook his head and sighed lightly, but in an instant, he clenched his fists with his eyes firmly in his eyes, and said with his head held high and righteous: "Since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust." ā
"Xiao Qi, although there is no way to do it, I seem to be very excited when I look at you. Ignorant and suspicious, he looked at Zhao Yongqi suspiciously, tilted his little head and said with suspicion: "It won't be a chicken feather as an arrow, usually I don't have the guts, but now I happen to be a legitimate ......."
Before Zhizhi could finish speaking, Zhao Yongqi waved his hand to interrupt: "Little wife, how can you say that." How could I be like that? You see, the eldest wife is so caring and encourages me!"
"Xiao Qi, if you are in the endless life of your wife and wife, believe it or not, I will beat you directly?" Yang Mumei's eyes widened, and he stood up and slapped the table menacingly, glaring at Zhao Yongqi angrily. It's just that the smile in her eyes betrayed her heart.
Looking at the undulating waves on his eldest wife's chest, His Majesty the Emperor swallowed his saliva and said with a sneer: "Don't be angry, eldest wife, how can you say that this is also true." ā
It seemed that he was a little uncomfortable by Zhao Yongqi's gaze, Yang Mu turned sideways and pretended to be angry and walked towards the door, and said in a coquettish voice: "I'm too lazy to take care of you, I don't have time to accompany you here." Hmph!"
It wasn't until Yang Mu's delicate back disappeared outside the door that Zhao Yongqi wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, sat on the ground of the kid and the ignorant, and said softly: "Sister Mumu is really not ordinarily strong! That momentum is even more terrifying than the big demon sister Ye Zi." It seems that the one in her family will suffer in the future. ā
"Hehe, Xiao Qi, you seem to be very afraid of a stronger girl like Sister Mumu?" asked Yu Zhi with interest.
Grabbing the mineral water on the table, after opening it and taking a sip, Zhao Yongqi shook his head, and said half-seriously and half-jokingly: "Actually, it's not that I'm afraid, but that I feel it." Do you think, marry a wife, either you are as docile and well-behaved as Xiao Baozi, or you are smart and understanding as Zhixiao. If you marry Sister Mumu like this, wouldn't it be as terrifying as marrying a mother!"
Listening to Zhao Yongqi's words, Xiao Baozi and Zhiqiao's faces turned crimson, but at this moment, they covered their mouths and kept laughing, and their eyes seemed to stay behind Zhao Yongqi.
At first, I didn't know anything, but looking at the playful eyes of the girls, Zhao Yongqi, who felt wrong, was about to turn around, but a sweet and greasy call came from behind him.
"Your Majesty, commenting on the concubine like this, the concubine is really heartbroken. ā
"Uh......" As soon as he heard the voice, he knew who His Majesty the Emperor was, and only felt a cold air from the back of his spine to his head. Turned around like a zombie, with a forced smile on his face, and said in a trembling tone: "Mu, Sister Mumu, you, when did you come back?"
"I came back from the time His Majesty said, 'Marrying Sister Mumu like this, isn't it as scary as marrying an old mother'. Yang Mu's words from the back socket made Zhao Yongqi gasp.
Seeing her hands clasped in front of her lower abdomen, her body was light step by step, slowly approaching, and the queen mother with a charming smile on her face came, His Majesty the Emperor was very spineless and almost knelt down to beg for mercy.
"Sister Mumu, things are not what you imagined, you listen to my explanation...... Oops. Before he finished speaking, Zhao Yongqi, who was hit in the chest and abdomen by the "pink fist", felt that his lunch was about to be beaten.
The queen mother is completely a little daughter's posture at the moment, "pounced" into Zhao Yongqi's arms, a pair of "pink fists" coquettishly "gently" beat his chest and abdomen, soft and glutinous, sweet and greasy Jiao shouted: "Your Majesty is bad~~~"
Normal coquettishness is a technical job, and it can't use its divine power to beat a man away, and it can't have no strength at all, so that the man can't feel that he is "angry". Of course, at this time, the man naturally laughed and hugged the coquettish little woman, and then comforted him with kind words, and all that was left was the natural favorability +10.
However, now when the queen is coquettish, you can definitely hear some discordant sounds. For example, "bang bang bang". Basically, this sound will appear in the gym, on the edge of the punching bag where boxing is practiced.
After receiving an unknown number of punches in a row, Zhao Yongqi realized that the pretty goddess-level wife in front of him was definitely a practitioner, and he came to his senses. Hurriedly stretched out his hand to grab the pair of powder fists that were obviously dressed in white jade skin, but were actually hammer-level, and he was in a cold sweat, and said busily: "Sister Mumu, this kind of thing is not good to take things out of context, very, very bad!"
"Why did I take it out of context?" Yang Mu's beautiful eyes flashed with a dangerous light that made Zhao Yongqi's heart palpitate.
"Well, you listen to me. Zhao Yongqi swallowed his saliva and grabbed the pair of hammer powder fists that seemed to want to escape, "Marrying Sister Mumu is as terrifying as marrying an old mother." But!Attention, yes but!"
After deliberately emphasizing it, Zhao Yongqi said with sincerity: "That's all the ideas that ordinary superficial men have." In fact, a goddess like our Sister Mumu is the only goddess standing at the apex in the whole of China, the whole earth, the whole universe, and the whole multiverse!"
In the midst of Yang Mu's rolling of his eyes, completely disbelieving, and the giggles of Zhizhi and Xiao Baozi, Zhao Yongqi decided that he must make up the second half. Otherwise, I'm afraid I'm going to come in vertically and go out horizontally today......