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In a short time, Ding Li's lungs changed from a chicken to a duck, and from a duck to a goose, and he didn't know what would become if he went down.

"You said that Ding Li's lungs spit out and turned into a goose, and this goose also laid a goose egg?" Ding Li asked rhetorically.

"Yes, old sir, you are so right. The driver nodded vigorously.

Ding Li waved his hand and said, "Impossible, absolutely impossible." ”

"What's impossible?" The driver stared at Ding Li for a long time before he retorted: "Who is Ding Li, that's a powerful man!"

The driver gave him a thumbs up and an expression of admiration, "Since you are a powerful person, you must be able to do things that others can't do, such as laying eggs, others may really not be able to do it, but Ding Li can ...... it." ”

"Where did you hear this fallacy?" Ding Li touched his chin with his right hand and retorted, "What kind of mess is this?"

"I said, what's the matter with you, an old comrade? I worked so hard to tell you big news, and you still look disgusted?" the driver pointed at Ding Li and roared.

"It's okay not to listen to such fake news. Ding Li shook his hand and said.

"How can it be fake news? The relevant departments have confirmed it. ”

"The relevant departments have confirmed, Ding Li can lay eggs?" Ding Li asked.

"Yes, yes, yes, it did. ”

"Which department, tell me. ”

"You old comrade, you're still in a hurry. ”

"Can I not be in a hurry? I'm Ding Li. Ding Li revealed his identity.

"Hahaha....... The driver smiled, pointed at Ding Li and said, "Old comrade, don't be funny, okay, are you Ding Li? How can you be Ding Li?"

"How can't I be Ding Li. Ding Li said seriously: "I am the Ding Li who acts in sketches and talks about cross talk." ”

"Are you really Ding Li?" the driver asked seriously when he saw that Ding Li didn't look like he was lying.

"I'm Ding Li. ”

"You're the Ding Li who laid eggs?"

"I'm the Ding Li who laid the eggs. As soon as Ding Li finished answering, he felt inappropriate, and immediately vetoed: "What a mess you have." ”

"You're really Ding Li. ”

"It's like a fake. After Ding Li finished speaking, he asked, "Who did you listen to when you said this?"

"I heard from a security guard. ”

"The security guard said that I laid a duck egg, how did I get to you and become a goose egg?"

"That's what I think, Ding Li is a big star, and he has great ability, so he has to lay big eggs. ”

The audience burst into laughter.

At this time, Ding Li of Wutai Mountain stretched out his hand and pointed at the driver and said: "You people, listen to the wind is the rain, catch what you say, and don't think about ......it at all." ”

"Mr. Ding, have you laid eggs?" the driver asked reluctantly.

"Down. After Ding Li finished speaking, he gestured a big circle with his hand, "After laying such a big egg, this egg immediately hatched a strange thing, with a head, a body, legs, and a tail, but no face." ”

"Teacher Ding, why doesn't it have a face?" asked the driver dressed as Liu Xiang.

"Because it spreads rumors and spreads falsehoods, it has no face. ”

The applause of the audience suddenly rang out.

This cross talk, from the beginning, has a hint of response to the previous incident.

Sure enough, at the end of it, it was publicly pointed out that the rumor-mongers were shameless, which was like a slap in the face of those rumor-mongers!

Ding Li on the stage continued his performance, "At first, I just thought that this thing had no face, but later I found out that this thing has no mouth except for no face, although it has no mouth, but it still eats a round melon." ”

"Teacher Ding, you don't have a mouth, why do you still eat rolling melons?"

"For its mouth grows on the heads of you rumormongers. ”

The applause of "Papapa" sounded again, and in the enthusiastic applause of the audience, Ding Li and Liu Xiang began to take a thank-e-all.

At this point, the cross talk is over.

The No. 1 judge was the first to start commenting, "A thought-provoking cross talk, can I ask, who wrote this cross talk?"

"He wrote it. Liu Xiang pointed at Ding Li.

"Teacher Ding, why did you choose to create such a cross talk?"

"Three people become tigers, hundreds of people become disasters, and in the end, rumors will cause big trouble, so I want to appeal to everyone to become rational through this cross talk, think about it a little when you encounter something, and then ....... ”

After listening to Ding Li's answer, the No. 1 judge smiled and gave a five-point answer.

Judge No. 2, "Teacher Ding, what if you don't succeed in defending your title because of your cross talk?"

"I believe that the six judges and the audience present, of course, if the defense is not successful, it will be fine, at least we have been here, thank you. ”

"Teacher Ding, you are very confident. After the second judge finished speaking, he also gave his score, five points.

Judge No. 3, five points.

Judge No. 4, five points.

Judge No. 5, five points.

Judge No. 6, five points.

Up to now, the six judges have given a full score of 300 points, and then the 500 public judges on the scene have also started their voting session.

A second.

Five seconds.

Ten seconds.

One minute.

When the voting time ended, the scores of Ding Li and Liu Xiang's cross talk public review appeared on the big screen behind the stage.

As the answer was revealed, many people were taken aback.

Oh, my God!

How so?

Ding Li and Liu Xiang's cross talk this time actually broke the record of the show "Cross Talk Competition", and in this link, they received a total of 500 votes from 500 public judges.

If nothing else, they will also become the contestants who will defend the title for the first time in the show "Cross Talk"!

Fifteen minutes later.

The answer was revealed, and Ding Li and Liu Xiang successfully defended their titles.

Like last time, after recording the program "Cross Talk Competition", Ding Li rushed back to the capital by plane that night.

Two days later, he appeared in the film approval office of the relevant department.

The person who received Ding Li was a young man in his early twenties, who was very handsome, and even had a little bit of so-called pride.

After filling out a lot of forms, Ding Li spoke to the young man, "Comrade, I'm Ding Li, I want to ask Ding's Film Company about the filming procedures for the movie "Ancient and Modern Wars", has it been approved?"

"Wait a minute, I'll check it out for you. The young man did not become extremely excited because Ding Li was a celebrity, but replied very calmly, and then his hands began to fly quickly on the computer keyboard.

As his fingers flew, something appeared on the computer screen.