Chapter 64: Dahua International Invitational Tournament
"This little red book is from Jie Wusheng in the big-ass RV before...... Uh, no, slip of the tongue...... I accidentally flipped in the big ass carriage before. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
At that time, he saw it, and he didn't go to Dawangtan to have a barbecue with us, and sneaked here alone, thinking that he would quietly get the direct invitation to the spring game of this ghost night building while we didn't know it.
Thanks to Xiaoqing, we came here by mistake before the game started, otherwise he would have really succeeded. ”
A group of people listened to Liu Suifeng's revelation, and they all said "tsk", staring at Jie Wusheng with disgust.
Still without saying a word, he turned his head to the side in shame because of his careful thinking at the time.
Xiaoqing was a little surprised, after all, she grew up, and for so many years, it seemed that no one had ever thanked her.
I only remember that since she could remember, apart from the praise of his blind master and the countless mournful begs for mercy before dying, he really hasn't been thanked by anyone.
As for the colleagues of the Zhenwu Society, it is even more so, they have all cooperated with each other for that Zhenwu plan before, and even if they help each other, they will say at most "For the sake of Zhenwu! Build a prosperous world together!", but they have never been thanked, let alone thanked others.
Now, although I was only thanked casually by Liu Suifeng's words, I always felt a strange feeling in my heart.
That feeling has never been felt even after she killed one martial arts master after another.
A strange and comforting little satisfaction that wells up from the bottom of my heart.
However, Dong Qingshu listened to the origin of Xiaohongben, and there was still something unreasonable.
But combined with the novels I have read, if I think about it carefully, it seems that according to the routine, this is indeed the case.
What roots are Miao Hong, who fall off the cliff and don't die, and after coming out, he also learns what peerless cheats destroy the "law of falling off the cliff".
When detoxification, the hero and heroine must be alone in the same room, and the naked "law of mm
What rich lady or princess disguises herself as a woman and comes out to break into the rivers and lakes, and will never be seen, "An can tell that I am the law of male and female".
In short, this is the law of the level of truth in the universe.
Just like today's "law of rare artifacts to pick up casually".
Generally, this kind of rare thing is either accidentally picked up on the ground, or picked from a tree, or it is an ancestral table foot, and occasionally it is sold as garbage by an ignorant vendor, and you can also show the protagonist's superb emotional intelligence and IQ of bargaining and pretending to be stupid.
Dong Qingshu thought about it again, this "Mi Qilin Red Guide" was picked up casually by Jie Wusheng on the big-ass carriage, it was very reasonable, and there was nothing abrupt at all.
So I didn't ask any more.
Instead, Liu Suifeng asked him again, "By the way, what kind of Four Seasons Tournament and what Dahua International Invitational Tournament you talked about before, what exactly is it?"
What kind of concubine feeding, wrestler holding vegetables, dragon towel wiping mouth or something, at that time, I just thought it sounded very powerful, and there was something, so I didn't ask specifically.
Then a whole bunch of things came flooding in, and I never had a chance to ask, but now I have time to ask. ”
"Oh, this is also the basic common sense of diners, so I'll tell you about it before the competition starts. ”
"Dahua International Invitational Tournament is the main event set up by Emperor Hua Wen in order to implement the chivalrous revival movement, aiming to create a high-standard and high-treatment food competition competition, and make the winning diners into role models and models in the minds of the Dahua people, so that everyone can understand chivalry, know chivalry, liberate nature, and act chivalrous, so that the whole Dahua Kingdom can return to the era of respecting the old and loving the young, knowing the festival and reasoning, never closing the door at night, not picking up the road, crossing the street rats, and everyone shouting and beating.
In addition, I also want to invite masters from all over the world to come to exchange and show the might of our country through this peaceful way of competition. ”
"Oh, is that so?" Liu Suifeng heard Dong Qingshu's words, and he didn't expect that old coward to have such a grand ambition.
"Alas. But Dong Qingshu, who was still speaking impassionedly, suddenly sighed helplessly.
"It's a pity that the ideal is always good, but the reality is not so satisfactory.
The so-called highly respected peerless masters who were officially invited to participate on behalf of Dahua last year, one or two immortal wind bones, what kind of real person, what kind of god monk, what kind of first knife in a thousand years, it looks awesome.
As a result, as soon as he came on the field, he was directly hung and beaten by a foreign team like a father beating his son, and he was almost not beaten out of.
Originally, he wanted to promote the chivalrous style and the prestige of Huaguo, but I don't know where to invite these teases, which made the people of the whole country complain and scold non-stop, not only did not achieve the desired effect, but instead lifted a stone and smashed his own feet, disgraced Dahua's face.
This almost didn't make Emperor Hua Wen vomit blood, if it weren't for the presence of foreign players, maybe someone would have pulled those real people and monks out on the spot. ”
"So, this year's format has changed, and we don't invite those so-called comics.
Instead, under the Dahua International Invitational Tournament, four main events were set up in spring, summer, autumn and winter, that is, the Four Seasons Competition.
The diners who win the Four Seasons Tournament will also become the diners who will eventually represent Dahua in the International Invitational Tournament, and will gather in Chang'an for intensive training to prepare for the International Invitational Tournament two months before the final start of the International.
In other words, this year's International Invitational Tournament, whether you are a respected hero or an obscure shrimp.
As long as you have the strength, you will have the opportunity to stand on the highest stage of the Chang'an International Invitational Tournament on behalf of Dahuaguo through the grassroots audition mechanism of the Four Seasons Competition, and compete with diners from other 15 countries for the final championship and prove your own strength. ”
"Oh, is that so?" After listening to Dong Qingshu's tirade, Liu Suifeng also roughly understood what it meant.
However, he has no obsession with the championship and proving his strength, but he is still a little interested in the Chang'an Eight Scenes Banquet that his master said to him while drooling.
In addition, I didn't forget to complain, "This Emperor Huawen, the brain circuit is also bizarre enough, and I can think of this method of organizing a competition tree and a new style." ”
"It's bizarre enough. Dong Qingshu received, "It is said that Emperor Hua Wen's spirit was not very normal when he was young, and he was originally a rich second generation of a national family.
Later, there was a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and a thunderstorm in the sky, as if a person had changed.
Babbling and babbling and jumping, saying what he crossed, he is a modern man from the future, can predict the future or something.
But after returning to normal, it was really clever, strategizing, and even the enemy generals knew that it was inconvenient to get on the horse when the steps were bigger. ”
"And then?" Listening to what Dong Qingshu said, Liu Suifeng didn't expect that Emperor Hua Wen's old coward was so powerful, and he really didn't believe it.
"Then he became emperor.
After becoming the emperor, he was even more drastic, saying that everything that was about bowing down and kneeling was feudal desire, and it was all used by the superiors to dominate and train the subordinates, so he said that he didn't have to kneel when he saw him in the future.
Saying that the rejuvenation of the country should start from the baby, no matter how poor you are, you can't be poor in education, the Department of Science and Technology is the first productive force, and most of the national treasury has been used to run schools to popularize compulsory education and eradicate illiteracy.
Later, he also convened a large number of veteran ministers to set up a council of senators, saying that they would supervise him, say what kind of democracy, and let Dahua enter the universe power in 50 years according to his set of guarantees.
As a result, those original ministers were scared into turning around one or two, and let them supervise the emperor, one or two old fritters thought that what political hints were, afraid that Emperor Hua Wen was satirizing that these old guys had too much power and too much control, and they were afraid of being killed, so they were all sick, and their daughter-in-law had a difficult birth.
Alas, according to me, this Emperor Hua Wen does have a bit of a problem with his brain, and if he continues like this, Dahua will be finished sooner or later. ”
"What are you talking about!" Tang Wan'er, who saw this, suddenly "slammed" with a punch, punching Dong Qingshu head-on to the nose and fainting on the ground.
"Hmm..." Liu Suifeng looked at Dong Qingshu who died tragically, and he was really glad, fortunately, he didn't answer Dong Qingshu's words and complained about that old coward together, otherwise he might not be able to escape such a fate.
But I saw that Tang Wan'er still didn't let him go, "snapped" the table, and glared at Liu Suifeng unhappily, "Hmph! I robbed my direct invitation last time! This time!
"Uh..."Liu Suifeng also understood.
But after a while, she suddenly came to the ear of Tang Wan'er, who was huffing with a wicked smile, "However, I heard that the way to compete for the Ghost Night Tower this time is not a simple competition, but a 'ghost town survival'." ”
"What?ghost town survival?" Tang Wan'er, who was huffing, heard that devil, and suddenly felt a lot weaker, and had already begun to have some bad premonitions about this competition.
"That's right, it's the diners who enter the eerie ghost town, while avoiding the search of the ghosts, while looking for water, food and other necessities to survive, and at the same time defeat the diners who participate in the survival of the ghost town, become the last survivor, and get the final victory. ”
"Hmm... Ghosts..."Listening to Liu Suifeng's faint voice coming from her ears, Tang Wan'er instantly hesitated in her heart because of fear.
"It's a one, in a ghost town that is eerie and can come out of ghosts at any time. ”
"Hmm... Is it alone..."Recalling the previous scene in the mass grave, Tang Wan'er gritted her teeth again.
"That's right, why are your hands starting to tremble, our Jiangdu Tiger won't be a person who is afraid of ghosts, right?"
"Just... Not really!" Tang Wan'er argued, but her face had obviously become very ugly.
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