Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Cruel Truth
Everyone was originally attracted by Banyuanjun's novel way of scolding.
It can be said that the ultimate goal is to see what kind of classic remarks Banyuanjun can say.
ran to insult Wan Haoguang, the main reason was because they were deceived by Wan Haoguang just now, and they felt that they were being used as a gun, so they did it out of anger.
But now I saw that Banyuanjun updated Weibo again, and ran back one after another.
When I looked back, I found that what Banyuanjun released was actually a poem that they had never seen before.
Count nine in the middle of winter and look forward to spring, and look forward to the morning sun in the middle of the night.
This line of poetry is quite normal, but it doesn't have any eye-catching feeling.
But when everyone read the second sentence, they couldn't help but laugh out loud.
The flower looks forward to a large amount of money, and the idle second wife looks forward to the hooligan.
These two lines of poetry immediately detonated everyone's enthusiasm, and many readers laughed when they read it.
However, this can only amuse everyone, and at the same time, they have all discovered that this poem is just a limerick poem.
Seeing this, everyone is also a little curious, why Banyuanjun would pass on such a limerick poem at this time, as if this poem has nothing to do with what is happening on Weibo now.
The lone jackal looks forward to the female ghost at night, and the single old man looks forward to the aunt.
Everyone continues to be happy, Banyuanjun is really funny, writing a limerick can be so joyful, and it is so down-to-earth.
At the same time, everyone was even more curious and couldn't figure out why Banyuanjun came up with such a limerick poem at this time.
However, when everyone finished reading the last two sentences with a smile, they instantly understood.
At the same time, in the message area below, the full screen of 666 was brushed out.
Acting is looking forward to winning awards, writing novels and dying together.
The first seven lines of the whole poem are of little use except for amusing everyone.
However, when the last sentence came out, it gave people a bright feeling.
Writing a novel and looking forward to dying together, isn't this sentence about Wan Haoguang's framing and smearing Banyuanjun.
The first seven sentences are all paved for this sentence, and with the last sentence, plus the title of Bapan (to Wan Haoguang), the pattern of the whole poem immediately becomes different.
The first seven lines and the last sentence form a back-and-forth effect, and the last sentence provides the finishing touch to the whole poem.
The entire comment area suddenly became a piece of joy.
"I see, when I saw the last sentence, I understood the meaning of the whole poem, writing a novel and looking forward to death, it is really shameless Wan Haoguang!"
"Haha, it's amazing, the half-god can not only scold people, but also write poems!"
"This poem simply speaks my heart, I am the lone jackal that night, where is the beautiful female ghost?"
"666, when I saw the first seven sentences of this poem, I was still thinking, why didn't the half-great god stop scolding Wan Haoguang at this time for not wanting Bilian, it turned out to be waiting in the last sentence, I dare to say, this poem is more classic than all the previous scolding words!"
"Which sentence of the half-god is not classic? God closed a window for you, and pinched your head through the crack of the door, hahaha, happy to kill me!"
"Didn't you find out? After the stupid Wan Haoguang told the truth of the matter, it only took less than five minutes for the half-great god to write such a classic poem, such a brain, he is simply Niu A and his brother, Niu B!"
"The new guy upstairs, right? Those words he scolded in front of him, which sentence is not awesome, what is a poem, sit down, basic operations! These are all some basic operations of the half-great god!"
"I admire the half-god, I'm already a fan!"
"Wait for me upstairs, same fan. β
"I'm a fan too!"
β......β
Looking at the hot situation in the comment area, and then looking at the growing number of fans on his Weibo, Banyuan Junle touched the fruit plate, only to find that the remaining watermelons were eaten by Wang Dazhuang in a short time after he posted Weibo just now.
"Why don't you leave me some?" asked Banyuan-kun speechlessly.
"Brother, you're too awesome! You teach me to write poetry, and I'll be as awesome as you in the future!" Wang Dazhuang said with bright eyes.
Banyuan-kun: "......"
Now, people on the Internet are attracted by a limerick poem by Banyuanjun, and Wan Haoguang's Weibo can't care about scolding.
Seeing this situation, Wan Haoguang finally breathed a sigh of relief.
He felt that although Banyuanjun wrote a poem to scold himself, he saved himself once.
It's just that Xianshan, who has been paying attention to this scolding war in the editorial department of Qidian, doesn't think so.
He felt that if there was no poem, Wan Haoguang would have a chance to make a comeback in the future, but with this poem, Wan Haoguang was completely dead.
Although this poem is a limerick poem, it has a very wide circulation.
Just change the last sentence, for example, to sing and look forward to death, see a doctor and die, or even buy groceries.
In other words, all 365 lines of this poem can be used.
With such a wide circulation, the poem will not appear very often in the future.
As long as it appears once, that half of the Yuan Jun and Wan Haoguang are a hurdle that cannot be overcome, especially Wan Haoguang, the negative teaching material of this poem, must be mentioned again and again.
In this way, as long as this poem exists, Wan Haoguang's framing and smearing of his peers will not be forgotten.
If this poem can be passed down forever, then... That vast vastness is likely to be left behind for 10,000 years!
Thinking of this, Xianshan felt a chill down his spine.
At this moment, Xianshan decided that no matter what happened in the future, he would definitely not offend Banyuanjun, his mouth was too powerful.
casually making people stink completely, and stink to the extent that they have been stinking for 10,000 years, this is simply terrifying!
There are not many people who can think so far as Xianshan, at least, this does not include Banyuanjun.
If he knew that his approach had such a far-reaching impact, Banyuanjun would definitely consider one or two before publishing this poem, at least, he would not add the words to Wan Haoguang after the title of the poem.
But this is also the will of God, if Wan Haoguang didn't have a small belly and didn't deliberately smear and frame Banyuanjun, things wouldn't have happened to this point.
There is even one thing that Wan Haoguang couldn't think of at all, that is, there is not even the slightest conflict between Banyuanjun's new book combat power list and Wan Haoguang.
Following Bapan, Banyuanjun posted a second Weibo after a while.
"@δΈζ΅©εΉΏ, you smear me because of the new book war list, if you can calm down and read the novel I wrote, you will find that there is actually no conflict between the two of us, I just read it, your book is more than 2,000 words a day, and there are still about seven days before the list is off, but my fight to break the sky, 10,000 words a day, at most there are five days to get off the new book battle power list, after breaking the sky off the list, your book will still end the new book period with the first position on the new book power list, but, because you deliberately framed and smeared me, let me decide, Dou Po Sky temporarily slows down the update speed, I have to press you down, when will you end the new book list, I'll end the new book list when I'm going to end it. β
When netizens saw this story, they immediately became happy again.
"Haha, isn't this Wan Haoguang a stone to shoot himself in the foot, there was no conflict, but because he was impatient to frame and smear others, it became a head-on conflict, this is the evil retribution of the wicked!"
"I don't know what Wan Haoguang thinks now, I really want to interview him, hahaha!"
"Oh, don't mention Wan Haoguang, it's okay, as soon as you mention it, I want to laugh, I can't help it, let me laugh for a while, hahahahahaha......"
"You all pay attention to what Wan Haoguang thinks, isn't there anyone like me, who wants to see what the book Breaking the Sky is like? I'm already full of curiosity about this book, so I'll look at it first!"
"Wait for me upstairs, see and see!"
"Such an interesting author, the novel he writes must be different from those bewitching sluts outside, I also want to see what his book is like, wait for me, I'll go too!"
"A piece of ....."
Seeing these comments from everyone, Banyuanjun's idea of recommending his novel also stopped.
clicked on the author's backstage, and his eyes suddenly lit up.
The collection speed of the backstage is increasing rapidly, basically every minute, nearly a thousand collections can be added.
Such a rapid increase in the collection was something that Banyuanjun never expected.
From the beginning of the scolding war, to thousands of people watching the battle, and then to the more than 100,000 people in the middle watching the war, until now, more than 200,000 people have paid attention to this scolding war.
And these more than 200,000 people, as long as they read novels, are now full of interest in Breaking the Sky.
I dare not say that even if only one-fifth of the people can be converted into their own readers, then in this short half a day, it can add more than 40,000 readers to Breaking the Sky.
There are so many collections, more than the original collection of Dou Breaking the Sky.
Moreover, as the news of this scolding war spreads, there will definitely be more readers to follow up, invisibly, it can be regarded as establishing a long-term publicity channel for Dou Breaking the Sky.
Banyuanjun feels that his novel is afraid that it will become popular before it is put on the shelves.
And at this time, Wan Haoguang in front of the computer was like ashes.
He couldn't believe it, he clicked on Banyuanjun's Dou Breaking Firmament, looked at the update speed of this book, and sure enough, as Banyuanjun said, the day is more than 10,000 words.
Now that Dou Breaks the Sky, there are already 150,000 words, and at this rate, it will leave the new book period in four or five days.
And it will take seven or eight days for my book to get out of the new book period.
In other words, as Banyuanjun said, there is no conflict between his book and his own book.
If it hadn't happened to smear Banyuan-kun by himself, there would have been no such scolding war.
If it weren't for this scolding war, there would be no ruined reputation later.
At the same time, he will also leave the new book period with the first place on the new book power list.
Thinking of this, Wan Haoguang's intestines were ruined.
He finally understood what it meant to be self-inflicted.
This truth is so cruel that Wan Haoguang would rather never know about it.
Now that I know, all kinds of emotions came to my heart in an instant.
This blow was too big for him.
Regret, despair, resentment, unwillingness, and even a hint of grievance.
A stream of blood rushed straight to his head, Wan Haoguang's eyes darkened, and he fainted again.
After a long time, Wan Haoguang, who woke up, the first thing he did was to drop another cup, and after finding that the cup had been broken, he threw himself on the bed, hugged the pillow and cried bitterly.
The sins of heaven are forgivable, but they cannot live if they do their own sins!
Banyuanjun didn't know that he had fainted Wan Haoguang twice in a row.
He only knew that while watching his rapidly growing collection stupidly stealing fun, he endured the continuous bombardment of praise from Wang Dazhuang next to him.
In the evening, after dinner, after Banyuanjun returned to the room alone, he locked the door.
A glance at the collection that broke through the sky, far more than the increase of 40,000 collections, the current collection actually broke through the 100,000 mark, reaching a terrifying but passionate more than 130,000.
And this number is still increasing rapidly, and it seems that the collection is approaching the number of words it has updated.
That's amazing!
Not to mention a rookie author, even if it is a number of great god authors of Qidian, there are more than 100,000 collections when there are more than 100,000 words, which is very rare.
Moreover, not only has the number of collections of Breaking the Sky increased like crazy, but the collections of the rest of the novels have also increased significantly.
Of course, this is not the most terrifying, the most terrifying thing is that the fans of Banyuanjun's Weibo have increased by 170,000 in just one day, and this number, without a little moisture, are all real people.
happily turned off the computer, and Banyuanjun lay on the bed.
Immerse consciousness into the systematic space of your mind.
"Welcome back, master!" said the little Lori with a smile in the blink of her eyes.
After Banyuanjun responded casually, he quickly looked at the popularity data at the head of the bed.
Seeing this, Banyuanjun's mouth was so happy that he followed the back of his head.
I'm a good girl, so popular, it's been posted!