Chapter 375, don't give me a hundred yuan
"This knife is really the helper who came..."Li Yun walked forward and pulled out this long knife, which was very light and weightless: "I can't see it, this shape is really like the same one of Erlang God..."
"Don't touch me!"
The white dragon's thoughts came, full of irritable thoughts.
"The world is so wonderful, don't be in such a hurry, just calm down now, at least you should want to know why you're here. Li Yun shook his hands and said, "Now after venting, you should be angry if you have any anger." ”
The next moment, the tone of the white dragon in his mind also calmed down a little, and after thinking about it carefully, it was indeed very reasonable, and said, "Dead Daoist, do you know why I came here? Could it be that you did it?... No, it's impossible for you weak chicken to knock me out, and it's impossible for you to afford the courier fee of Wanjie Express..."
"You still know that you were sent by the Ten Thousand Realms Express. Li Yun was a little surprised, the person who was knocked on the stick still knew who was knocking him.
"Wanjie Express, the mission must be achieved, the magic bag has their logo inside, I don't read much, but I still recognize the words. "Bai Jiaolong Dao.
"Now that you know it's been couriered, that's easy. Li Yun nodded and said: "What about you, you are now the assistant of the poor Dao who has been appointed by the Heavenly Court, helping the poor Dao to the peak of life, revitalizing the Dao Gate by the way, and then finding the reason for the miracle and the evaporation of the monster here... I think Heavenly Court also sent you here because you are a demon. ”
At the same time as Li Yun spoke, the system also began to popularize science.
"The two-edged and three-pointed knife is a treasure found by Qingyuan Miaodao Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun before the battle of the gods, and then used as a personal uniform, whether the body is a white dragon or a divine soldier is unknown, after the battle of the gods, the white dragon is a divine soldier at the same time, but also serves as the guardian of the outer heavenly court. ”
After listening to the popular science of the system, Li Yun swallowed his saliva, and guessed about the same as himself, the weapon paper money in his hand belonged to Yang Jian, who fought with Sun Wukong in Journey to the West.
It's just that Li Yun is still a little strange, it turns out that the Heavenly Court is still divided into the Inner Heavenly Court and the Outer Heavenly Court, and it is also a rising posture...
"Monsters evaporate?" Bai Jiaolong said in amazement: "The aura in this world is so sufficient, how can all the monsters evaporate, dead Taoist, you fool me." ”
"Do you have a dime?" Li Yun breathed a sigh of relief when he heard Bai Jiaolong's words, being able to talk calmly meant that he probably accepted the setting of an assistant.
Then Li Yun took the white dragon to the backyard, pointed to the small sapling on the ground, and opened his law at the same time.
"This is a sapling made from the corpse of a dryad, its last obsession was left in my dharma, and now my dharma is absorbing the power of incense and trying to unravel this thing, do you have any good advice for this. ”
"You let me down first. Bai Jiaolong said.
Li Yun did not hesitate, put the two-edged three-pointed knife on the ground, and suddenly a burst of white mist appeared, and this knife turned into a white-haired beautiful man with long hair hanging down and a face like jade.
Wearing an antique white striped robe, he told Li Yun what it means to be really handsome and why he can be so handsome...
The reason for Li Yun's evaluation is because this white dragon is a little similar to himself after it is transformed, but it is like a return image, and it is still very different when you look closely, there is only about six points of resemblance, for example, just looking at the white dragon with a dusty face, Li Yun himself is mediocre, relying on his temperament to support him, Li Yun has to admit that it is really a sad story.
"I made a statement first, although I don't know what method you used to make me confess my master, but I will never admit that you are my master, scumbag, you give up. Bai Jiaolong looked at Li Yun with disdain, making Li Yun speechless for a while.
Then the white dragon saw the young shoots breaking through the ground and muttered, "There is nothing special about it, just an ordinary tree... It's strange, it's so strange, logically speaking, even if the dryad corpse is reborn as the origin, it should be a little demon tree, and you don't have any symptoms of spiritual energy depletion... It shouldn't be. ”
Bai Jiaolong turned his head, then looked at the Fa Xiang behind Li Yun, stretched out his hand to touch it, and said while feeling it.
"Hmm... I can't solve this obsession, I can only use pure wish power to dissolve, no matter how strong the spiritual power is, this obsession must be unsolved by someone with great wish power. ”
Li Yun is not strange, if he can use Linghai to forcibly crack it, then he doesn't have to analyze it every day, and he can solve anything directly with a bucket of heavenly peach blossom liquid.
"I kind of know what happened. Bai Jiaolong said with a deep face: "Okay, the investigation will start now... Give me hundreds of feet of beast meat for the banquet of flowing water, and let me enjoy it first. ”
After speaking, Bai Jiaolong didn't know where to pick out a toothpick, and then lay on his side under the corner of the wall, looking inexplicable with nothing left.
Li Yun looked at Bai Jiaolong expressionlessly, didn't speak, walked into the kitchen, took out a large handful of pickles, and put them in front of Bai Jiaolong—using Ah Er's dog basin.
Looking at the pickles on the dog bowl, Bai Jiaolong roared angrily: "Do you know? You are committing a crime, do you understand? You dare to give me such a thing? Although I don't know what it is, it's not meat anyway, right?"
"There's no meat here, and there's no animal meat for a hundred-foot feast. Li Yun pointed to this plate of pickles and said: "I love to eat, I don't eat and roll, I thought it was a powerful helper, but I didn't expect it to be what to do, what to eat and what is not leftover, it is useless to blindly analyze piles of things..."
"You... Do you know who you're talking to? I am the jade-faced white Jiao under the seat of the Qingyuan Miaodao True Monarch, and the invincible divine weapon of the eight hundred miles across the river estuary..."The jade-faced white Jiaolong's face turned hideous, and the thunder and lightning surrounded him, and he was about to go crazy, but he was snapped by Li Yun's fingers, and the spiritual power that surrounded his body was dispersed.
Li Yun looked at Bai Jiaolong Dao expressionlessly.
"Don't forget, you're my magic weapon, hehehe..."
Bai Jiaolong suddenly almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood, and finally remembered his situation, people had to bow their heads under the eaves, and finally could only take a deep breath, looking at the dog basin full of pickles in front of him with determination, and gritted his teeth...
Pickles are pickles.
Before he could stuff it into his mouth, Bai Jiaolong looked at Li Yun with an accusatory expression of blood and tears, and what was alive was the expression of the company's employees when they worked overtime all night, but the boss didn't even pay 100 yuan for overtime pay...
I won't be given a hundred dollars—
"Uh-huh—"
The pickles are in the stomach, and the white dragon dog's eyes are bright.
"Why... It's so delicious..."