Chapter 487 Personal Items
"I'm back. Just when the little boy and Pikachu were surrounded by the tree people summoned by Fang Ze and there was no way to escape, Uncle Song, who was sent out by Fang Ze, also returned.
Fang Ze stretched out his hand and motioned for Uncle Song to climb onto his shoulder, and then he walked to the side of a tree man, looked at the little boy and said, "The little girl who chatted with you in the orphanage just now is your friend, right?"
"What do you want to do?" the little boy suddenly had a bad feeling.
"Now that the little pear is in my hands, if you don't give up resistance and follow me obediently, that little girl will probably be very dangerous. Fang Ze smiled sinisterly as he stretched out his hand to Uncle Song, who had just climbed onto his shoulder, "Uncle Song, bring the things over and let this kid see if the little pear is in our hands." ”
Children's three views are still relatively simple, and the importance of friendship is far greater than that of adults.
Therefore, Fang Ze was sure that when he took out Xiao Li's personal belongings, the little boy would immediately lose his fighting spirit and give up resistance.
And Fang Ze can choose to talk to Pikachu alone at this time.
I believe that Pikachu still wants to return to the Pokémon world to find Ash. In this way, Fang Ze can take Pikachu to the Demon Authority, and then use Pikachu to lure the trio of Team Rocket to kill everyone and Pokémon who have crossed over to Earth this time.
What a perfect plan.
Fang Ze thinks that although his IQ is not high, he has no problem dealing with a few children and characters who are obviously mentally retarded from children's anime.
But there is a saying that people are not as good as heaven.
There is also a saying that a person who is not afraid of the team's players is all gods, but is afraid that his teammates will become pigs.
Uncle Song has always been greedy for a little bit, but his IQ is still online, so Fang Ze relieved him to send him to take out personal objects from Xiaoli to threaten the little boy.
But Fang Ze obviously didn't make it clear to Uncle Song that in this personal object, the special meow does not include underwear!
Because Fang Ze had been staring at the little boy and was worried that he would run away, he didn't see clearly what Uncle Song had brought from Xiaoli.
When Fang Ze reached out and took the things handed over by Uncle Song and showed them to the little boy, Fang Ze appeared.
Well
Uncle Song stole someone's little Lori's **.
It's embarrassing.
Even if he is Fang Ze, who is thick-skinned and can be compared to the Great Wall, he can't stand being embarrassed at this time and hurriedly stuffs the ** into his pocket and hides it.
But it was too late at this time, and the little boy had already seen what Fang Ze was holding in his hand before.
"You, you!" The little boy's whole person suddenly fell into a state of exploding, but this is not an anime, and it is useless to explode in the real world, Fang Ze saw that his plan to persuade him to surrender was completely destroyed by Uncle Song, so he could only let the five tree people act together and catch the little boy.
"Pikachu!" the little boy picked up his bag and turned to Pikachu, who was still struggling with a tree man.
At the same time that Pikachu ran back, the little boy also ran to his broken tent, and then stretched out his school bag, allowing Pikachu to jump into the school bag, and then he quickly got into the small tent with his school bag.
"Ran into the tent?" Fang Ze didn't know what the hell this little boy was doing, and waved his hand to let a tree man lift the tent directly.
With the sound of a bunch of rags hidden in the tent flying, the situation inside the tent also gave Fang Ze an unobstructed view.
Fang Ze originally used this tent to let the little boy usually sleep in the shade of the wind and rain.
But this little boy in the second middle school surprised Fang Ze.
Because after the tent was lifted, what appeared in front of Fang Ze was not a little boy, but a pit.
The pit is about a meter deep, covered with plastic wrap and newspaper around the perimeter, and has a large wooden board horizontally inside.
It seems that the little boy usually sleeps on the wooden plank, and the tent is just a cover.
But now, even on the plank, there is still no shadow of the little boy.
A tree man stretched out the palm of his own branch and dismantled the wooden plank, Fang Ze only then appeared, and under the wooden plank was a huge abandoned water pipe.
It may be a little difficult to drill this hose into an adult, but it is absolutely no problem to get into a small child.
Fang Ze walked over and jumped into the pit, and he could even hear the sound of the little boy climbing inside the water pipe.
This little guy is so clever.
An unreliable conjecture popped up in Fang Ze's mind, could it be that this little boy was the son of the plane that was fused into the earth, he was so vigilant at such a young age, and his IQ was also good.
Such a guy, if he grows up in the future, if he doesn't follow the right path, he is likely to be worse than Lu Shu, who is angry and doesn't pay for his life.
Because the time for the tree man to summon is almost up, and if he forcibly lets the tree man lift the water pipe, it is easy for the little boy who is climbing the water pipe to be injured unpredictably, so Fang Ze plans not to rush to bring Pikachu back tonight, after all, the compass is in hand, and they can't escape from Fang Ze's control.
The summons of the Treants were lifted in advance, and the five Treants reverted back to their former appearance as ordinary trees.
Fang Ze filled back the pit dug by the little boy, and then took out ** from his pocket and asked Uncle Song to return it to the little Lori.
Otherwise, tomorrow the girl named Xiaoli is gone, and if the little boy tells Xiaoli that Fang Ze did it in the future, Fang Ze's perverted dead Lori control label will not be removed.
When I drove back to the Demon Management Bureau, it was almost dawn, Fang Ze brought a breakfast for the people of the Demon Management Bureau, and then knocked on the door to wake up Fan Qing, who was sleeping in the lounge, and assigned her a task, and fell asleep on the sand on the second floor.
By the time Fang Ze woke up, Fan Qing had already completed the task and returned.
Rubbing his eyes, yawning and taking a loaf of bread from Lao Xi's hand, Fang Ze pointed to Uncle Song, who was happily counting sunflower seeds on the second floor, calculating how many pieces he needed to eat at noon, Fang Ze said to Fan Qing, "From today onwards, you have one more task, which is to improve Uncle Song's IQ!"
"What's wrong with my IQ. Uncle Song's ears were dexterous, and he heard what Fang Ze said, "You asked me to take a close-fitting thing, is there anything more close-fitting than underwear? ”
"I can't communicate with a naked animal like you. ”
"Who said we were naked!" Uncle Song jumped in front of Fang Ze a few times and shouted, "Is the fur on my body fake, who said I was naked! I don't cover my body because I am confident, unlike you who only dare to hide in your underwear." ”
"Don't talk about it. Fang Ze was defeated by Uncle Song's animal logic, "I know it's wrong." ”
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