Chapter 416: Stockings
Jia Lingling stepped on Jia Youwei's thigh with one foot, and began to take off the stockings on the other foot in front of him. Not only did she deliberately make the movements on her hands slow motion, but her eyes also rolled.
Jia Youwei tried to stand up and leave, but was pointed at by her right index finger: "Don't move." ”
Jia Youwei had no choice but to sit and watch, looking at it with a blank eye, and he didn't feel anything different at all. Even if a beautiful woman looks at it for a long time, it's just like that.
Jia Lingling took off a stocking on her foot and waved it on her right hand, and at the same time, she deliberately teased him with this long leg: "Am I sexy?"
"Can I say it's not sexy?" Jia Youwei said with a wry smile as calm as water.
"No, you can't. Jia Lingling pretended to be a tigress and said viciously.
As soon as her voice fell, she directly threw the stockings in her hand on Jia Youwei's chest, and then scratched her head and began to take off the stockings on her other leg.
At this moment, Jia Qianqian suddenly broke in, quickly covered his eyes with both hands, and exclaimed in a northeastern accent: "Oh mom, limited films, not suitable for children." ”
Jia Lingling landed on her feet from the desk table. She hurriedly tidied up the skirt she was wearing, even if she didn't wear shoes and was barefoot, it didn't matter.
At the same time, Jia Youwei hurriedly took the stockings in front of his chest in his hand, crumpled them into a ball and put them into one trouser pocket.
Instead, he hurriedly explained like a little boy who had done something wrong: "Qianqian, your aunt and I didn't do the kind of thing you wanted. ”
Jia Qianqian still covered his eyes with his hands, stood still and said, "Old Jia, even if you want to do something, you should close the door." You cannot poison me, the future seedling of the motherland. ”
"Qianqian, I'm messing around with your dad. Nothing happened to us. Jia Lingling argued.
"Even if something happens to you, it's nothing. One of you is an orphan man, the other is a widow, and you are all adults, which is really normal.
Don't worry, I won't tell you about it. Jia Qianqian kept his blindfolded movements unchanged, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but tilt upward.
Jia Youwei and Jia Lingling were very embarrassed, especially embarrassed. Both of them have a kind of yellow mud that falls into the crotch of their pants, and it's not but is.
"Are you dressed? Can I stop covering my eyes?" Jia Qianqian said as best he could keep himself from laughing.
Jia Youwei gradually calmed down from being a little flustered at the beginning. He said lukewarmly: "Not dressed." ”
Jia Qianqian put down the hands covering his eyes, opened his eyes, and said with a smile: "I want to see why you guys are not dressed properly?"
"Dead girl, is the flesh itching again?" Jia Youwei said threateningly, pretending to be angry.
"Lao Jia, hello doesn't make sense. Obviously, you did something you shouldn't have done, but instead a pig Bajie played a nail rake and beat me with a nail rake. ”
Jia Qianqian walked in the direction of the two of them, with his hands behind his back, while counting the road with an old-fashioned look.
"What did I not do? I didn't do anything. Don't frame good people. Jia Youwei spread his hands out and handled it calmly.
Jia Qianqian walked to Jia Lingling's side and stopped, a wicked smile appeared on her face, and while the other party was not paying attention, she lifted her long skirt and said, "Auntie, you are so trendy!"
Why is it that one foot is wearing stockings and the other foot is not wearing stockings? Or is it magic? Let me guess, where are your stockings on the other foot?"
She let go of her hand, "snapped" a slapped with both hands, with a self-talking stand-up comedy, and said: "Find, find, find stockings, I want to find it from Lao Jia's pocket." ”
Jia Qianqian jumped around to him, and as soon as he reached out, he grabbed the stocking head exposed in his father's right trouser pocket, and pulled out the whole stocking.
Holding it in his hand and spinning it like a helicopter's propeller, he smiled and said, "Come out, stockings." Fly, fly, fly. ”
Jia Qianqian trotted happily around the study. When she stopped, she took the "incriminating evidence" in her hand and said solemnly: "Lao Jia, do you have anything else to say? Confess or deny? Everything you say will become evidence in court." ”
Jia Lingling walked to her side, gently tapped her Tianling cover with her right hand, stretched out her left palm and said, "Don't mess around." Give it back. ”
Jia Qianqian didn't do it, and while covering the place where the other party had been knocked, he ran away again and said, "This is the evidence of your crime." ”
"What does a pair of stockings say? Your dad and I are innocent. I'll tell you, did he take it off my feet?" Jia Lingling didn't chase her to come back, and she deliberately wanted to smear her more and more.
Although Jia Youwei knew that everyone was joking, he was uncomfortable listening to it. This turns out to be innocent. He covered his forehead with his hands and said, "The two of you are playing double reeds, and you have discussed it beforehand, right?"
"Lao Jia, you are a mistake on top of a mistake. Obviously, you did something wrong, not only did you resist strictness, but also made false accusations and took a bite back. Jia Qianqian took out the posture of the police interrogating the prisoner.
Jia Lingling turned to face him and said solemnly: "This attitude that you know your mistakes and continue to make mistakes is a crime of one degree." Be lenient in confession and strict in resisting.
Your problem with stockings is a problem with your style of life. Explain it well, why did you make the mistake of corrupting your private life?"
"The stockings are yours, not mine. Even if I want to make the mistake of my corrupt private life, I can't be alone, and you have to cooperate with me!" Jia Youwei couldn't help but laugh.
"Don't be afraid. I, Jia Qianqian, am jealous and hateful, and I will definitely make decisions for you. Expose all the sins of this man's face and beast's heart!" Jia Qianqian patted his chest and said.
"Here's the thing. What can I, a weak woman, do in the face of the powerful? If I don't comply, I will be punched and kicked at the least, and I will be killed at the worst.
Even if I shouted that I was crying out for help, it would be useless. Jia Lingling raised her right hand and pretended to cry and wipe her tears.
"There's evidence here, and there's physical evidence in my hand. Jia Qianqian pointed at Jia Lingling with one hand, and said with stockings in the other: "Old Jia, what else do you have to say?"
Jia Youwei stood up slowly, began to roll up the sleeves on his hand and said, "I have nothing to say." ”