Chapter 253: Messy Pre-War
"Hey, uncle, your face is very ugly! Are you sick?" After sighing and sighing for a while, Li Liang glanced at You Hao and found that he was staring at him with a blue face, and there was a faint green light flashing in his eyes, as if he was going to eat people, and he couldn't help but ask in surprise. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
"Hey, Xiaolan is right, you're a complete bastard! There is a dirty heart hidden under the honest appearance!" You Hao stared at Li Liang for a long time before he sighed deeply, and a cold word came out between his teeth.
"I said, uncle, you are really not particular about this person! My sister lied to my brother-in-law, told you the truth and scolded people, so if I don't tell you this, and directly fool you and say that you are so fierce for your sister, you will be happy, right?" Li Liang pursed his lips when he heard this, and then shook his head and said.
"Phew, crooked reasoning and heresy! I knew that you were charging into battle because of this, so I wouldn't stop Xiaolan!" You Hao spat out a mouthful of thick phlegm, lifted the wine jar and poured a few sips, and tried to suppress the anger in his heart and said.
"Come on! I will use Lan'er to press me at every turn, mother, I won't marry your sister anymore! I look at Tian Mazi and the second girl of their family is good, although marrying her will be messy, but it is better than being bullied by you! Hey, I said that you are not too young, haven't you ever thought about marrying a daughter-in-law?" Li Liang rolled his eyes, crooked his mouth and said a few words, and then the conversation changed and asked very gossipy.
"I have my own sense of proportion, but I married Xiaolan to you, but I am more and more worried. Actually, I've been thinking about what you have been through in the past few years with the Mu family, how do you feel like you are a different person, and suddenly you have a stomach full of bad water, gurgling straight out!" You Hao glanced up at the bright starry sky and said lightly.
The spring breeze of reform is blowing all over the land, good people have become small ruffians, they have thrown themselves into the economy and society, the masses have become peasant workers, they have supported a small number of people to get rich first, they have resolutely not taken the legal road, and if they want to live a decent life, they have been abducted and deceived and played hooligans. With those smart people who have a lot of thieves all day long, even the purest pure masters have become a big teapot for pimping. Li Liang wiped the wine from the corner of his mouth and said nonsense with emotion.
"What a mess! I want to say, it's because your mind is not strong enough that you get into these bad habits. You Hao was fooled by his set of small words, and his angry mood improved a lot, but the strength of the wine surged up, making him a little indulgent when he spoke.
"Firm? What are you kidding! Those bastards dare to do any trick in order to buy me, they can think of any method, hundreds of beautiful women dance striptease, not only chat and drink but also sleep together, can fucking hold the little birds, and it is already against the sky without losing your body, what do you still want me to do? I can't tell them that I admire the eunuch brother, there are no birds in the crotch, and the naked woman is not messy!" Li Liang frowned and said very unhappily.
"Oh, it seems that you are really hiding some secrets, and some ulterior secrets. Speaking of which, I really envy you, the path of cultivation is not boring at all, it is full of colorful experiences, and the improvement of cultivation does not depend on diligent cultivation, but on luck, if you bump into it, you will pick up a bargain, make rapid progress, sing all the way, and you will not be sad if you can't bump into it, and you should watch the drama with a cold eye, such a good thing, how can it not make people blush?" You Hao was even more drunk, and the words that came out of his words became vague, but the jealousy pressed in his heart was inadvertently revealed.
"Envy me? Don't talk nonsense! You envy me, I still fucking envy you! There is a secret, I don't deny this, everyone is a merry boy, who the fuck doesn't have a little bit of flamboyance? I don't believe you don't! But there is a return, you can't drop the chain at a critical time, people beckon you into the hole to warm up, you stupidly dig the guy and stuff it in, then if you don't fall into the pit, it's weird! But if you envy these, it will be too useless. ā
"I told you before, I don't have any big ambitions, marry a daughter-in-law and have a baby, guard a few acres of land, plant some flowers, drink with friends when the sky is over, brag, don't seek any glory, wealth and fame, just hope to live a life in peace. ā
"Glory and wealth are really good, but those things are like floating clouds to me, look at it well, in fact, it's very hard to fight, calculate this, be careful of that, in order to achieve the goal, the father does not recognize the son, the brother turns his face and kills the younger brother, not to mention the daughter-in-law, it is merciful to cuckold you. Steadfast and unyielding, guarding oneself like jade, listening to stories may be reliable, but in reality it is simply impossible, they are all willing to take their lives, how can I not use such a good weapon? And I, even if I have that mind, I don't have that ability!"
"However, my life is not good, a large group of behind-the-scenes masterminds are playing tricks, always let me mix with this, and it is not mixed well, either I was stripped naked as an audience, or I am stupid and recognize my father, until now I don't know how I came here, so you say that you envy me, I think it is very unreliable, unless you are like me, being trampled under the feet of a donkey, and calling the old man when you see it!" Li Liang pursed his lips and said sincerely.
"Every time I talk to you, I have an urge to beat you! Hey, I don't know what kind of grievances there are between you and me, obviously they are two types of people, but they want to be together. You Hao licked his lips and said helplessly.
"Don't say it, I also have this feeling! You see, the new old Wang Baxu Mountain, a smart man, right? It's only been a few days, and he doesn't pat my ass anymore, and revolves around you all day long. Look at Tian Mazi, Sanwazi and Lao Luo again, they are really people, right? Every time they fight, they all flaunt with me, this is the gap!" Li Liang nodded in agreement, and then said.
When You Hao heard this, the muscles on his face twitched twice, and his expression returned to coldness, and there was a hint of anger in it. I've seen someone who can't speak, I've never seen Li Liang who can't speak like this, although I know him very well and know that he is this kind of virtue, but when he says it, he is always so fucked, and he can't help but want to go up and give him two big ear scrapers.
Thinking of Xu Shan, he suddenly thought of his hundred or ten wives and concubines, and his face was like a chrysanthemum offering treasure a few days ago, and a bad premonition quickly flashed in You Hao's heart. "Did you add something to this wine?"
"Oh, oh, some aphrodisiacs. ā
"What?"
"Oh, why are you so nervous? Men are easy to get old if they don't make up!"
"You, you actually gave me an aphrodisiac?"
"What kind of aphrodisiac! That's a tonic, okay? The effect of this kind of medicinal wine is to strengthen the body, not to strengthen the bird, otherwise you would have been as hard as iron in this jar of medicinal wine!"
"I, I should have thought of it a long time ago, hey, careless, careless......"
"Hey, I asked Xu Shan to send you the medicine a few days ago, but you didn't take it!"
"Hmph, you're embarrassed to say! That damn Xu Shan said that this medicine is hard to find in the sky, hard to find on the earth, the first strange medicine in heaven and earth, how can I, an unmarried person, take it?"
"Damn, Lao Xu is too good at fooling! Ya is not from selling dog skin plasters, right? So what, this medicine is not so exaggerated, it can stimulate metabolism, and then tonify the kidneys, long-term use can increase the time of intercourse, probably can be extended for one or two hours, but it also depends on the person, the effect of a good foundation is stronger, two or three hours is not impossible, it is difficult to say if the foundation is too poor, anyway, Xu Shan's goods can last half an hour. Hey, why are you leaving?"
"I'll settle accounts with you later!"
"You're not going to react, are you? Damn, you're really the first brother! What, this medicine has a stronger effect on the first brother, you can't call a few more maids, don't hold back, it's not good for the kidneys! Hey, it's gone, I haven't had time to say the mistake I'm going to make......
Early the next morning, You Hao stood on the high platform of the school field with a gloomy face, and coldly glanced at the three thousand warriors in the audience, especially Li Liang, who was standing on the far left and serving as the pioneer on the left.
"Report to the commander, the three-way army has been assembled and can go out at any time!" There was a crisp sound, and the sturdy You Long walked up to the high platform, clasped his hands into fists and said loudly.
You Hao looked up at the sky, estimated the time, and then said lightly: "Pass on the three armies, let's go! In addition, pass on my commander's order, this battle is related to the peace of my peasant clan for thousands of years, if you don't listen to the order, you will not be spared!"
"Yes!" You Long was stunned when he heard this, not understanding how this Renhe Resolute Big Brother could suddenly give such an order, but on such an important occasion, he still contained his doubts and replied decisively.
"Damn, such a big crime! It seems that I have to think of another way......" Li Liang grinned when he heard the order, and muttered softly.
"Brother-in-law, what are you muttering? I'm on a team with you today, don't make a bear when you fight! Shrimp Mipi, it's finally time for Uncle Ben to show his face today!" You Jian, who was a deputy general, saw Li Liang muttering with his head down, completely losing his fighting spirit like fighting in the past, and couldn't help but say with some worry.
He knows his brother-in-law very well, and he has done a lot of tricks such as farming, alchemy, iron, and winemaking, and he is definitely in quality and quantity, and he has completed it in excess of the quota, but he has no score at all for fighting. When you are in a good mood, you are like a tiger, rampage, and move forward bravely, no matter who is in the way, you all dare to compete, but if you are in a bad mood, you must be robbing the job with the girls, cleaning the battlefield, taking care of the wounded, and even standing aside to make a red cloth as a cheerleader, and you can be angry to death!
"Oh, no, it's nothing, I'm just thinking about how to do it with the demon beast! Hey, you're crying and shouting that you have to be with me, don't you want to marry a daughter-in-law?" Li Liang looked at him in a trance, casually agreed, and then asked with interest.
"Brother-in-law, my ambition is to become a demon venerable who rules the heavens and the earth, not to be a breeding pig at home! Hey, my sister is really right, you are a bastard with no ambitions!" You Jian rolled his eyes and said disdainfully.
"The little fart kid knows a ball! Demon Zun won't marry a daughter-in-law? Can Demon Zun only fight a bachelor? Self-cultivation, Qi family, governing the country, and leveling the world, if the second step is not done, if the mother wants to skip a grade, and the daughter-in-law can't marry the master, even if you give the world to you, you can't manage it! Okay, stop talking nonsense, quickly let the brothers check the equipment, and don't drop the fucking chain when the fight is done for a while!" Li Liang raised his foot and kicked him, and said with a stiff face.
"Cut, that's a nice thing to say, it's not for the sake of marrying my sister! If my sister had told you that you would get married after defeating the demon beast, it is estimated that you would have to pick the demon beast's nest if you didn't sleep!" You Jian pursed his mouth aggrievedly and muttered in a low voice.
Li Liang is very polite to You Hao, You Lan, You Xiang, You Jia, You Qing, as well as You Long, You Feng, and You Lei, and even pats the sycophants very flatteringly, but he treats You Hu, You Tie and him differently, punching and kicking at every turn, accusing and scolding his mother is even more commonplace, which really makes them scratch their heads, why is the gap between people so big?
"Little rabbit, have you forgotten about the debts again? What's the matter, have you paid back the money?" Li Liang's face suddenly sank, and he clenched his teeth and said.
"No, what's that, I'm going to tell my brothers, let's go!" You Jian was frightened, and immediately turned around and ran towards the team behind.
Seeing him run away in a panic, Li Liang sighed lightly and said leisurely: "Hey, people's hearts are scattered, and the team is not easy to lead!"
Directly north of the school grounds, there is a group of magnificent attics, outside which there are many soldiers in armor, fully armed, patrolling back and forth. Among them, the tallest building has six floors, which is the "Xiongfeng Building", the headquarters of the "peasants" barracks, although it is still being renovated, but it has been officially settled, and all those who hold military command positions have set up offices in these attics, including You Lan, You Xiang, You Jia and You Qing, who are in charge of female soldiers.
It has been half a year since the establishment of the "peasant" new city, all industries are waiting to be developed, construction is everywhere, vigorous development, the whole people are mobilized, vigorously engaged in construction, building houses with great fanfare, no matter men and women, the elderly and children, are working hard to take root here, plus all of them are cultivators, and they have also benefited from the nourishment of Li Liang's bloodline, and their physical strength, energy and cultivation are not bad, so the construction is called a fast, not inferior to the modern high speed at all.
Although half a year is not long, many buildings have risen from the ground, among which there are five landmark buildings that are the most conspicuous, namely the Taihe Palace, the Xiongfeng Building, the Baicao Pavilion, the Mixed Yuan Pagoda and the Wanlian Cave, to put it bluntly, it is the political hall, the military headquarters, the agricultural research institute, the formation research institute and the alchemy and casting factory.
Of course, such a learned name was certainly not given by Li Liang, but it was named by him in his own handwriting, and who called him a spiritual leader! However, after several years of running-in and many ups and downs of events, the admiration of the "peasants" for him has gradually faded, and it is better to believe in the blood in his veins than to respect him, and the difference between man and God is only separated by a thin layer of blood vessels, and it is really ridiculous to say it.
At this time, on the top floor of the "Xiongfeng Building", Youlan and the other four daughters and the eldest lady Fan Ning stood at the window and watched from afar. You Lan was angry and solemn, still annoyed by what happened last night, You Xiang and You Jia were deeply frowning, their faces were full of worry, and as for You Qing, who had grown into a Tingting girl, she quietly looked at Tian Xiaozhi, a handsome young man beside You Long, with complicated eyes.
"Mother, do you think that bastard can succeed?" Seeing that the warriors were about to set out, Youlan turned to his mother Fan Ning and asked softly.
"Hehe, what do you think?" Fan Ning looked at her beautiful daughter and said with a soft smile.
"I don't know, I'm pretty messed up anyway. Yulan pursed his lips and said leisurely.
"What's the mess?" Fan Ning asked with a smile as she reached out and stroked her hair gently.
"He's a very annoying person, he looks quite honest, but in fact he has a bad stomach, and he doesn't do his job, he has great opportunities and luck, but he always messes around with some useless things, and wastes the immortal Dharma body in vain. Also, his broken mouth, I really want to sew it up for him, so as not to always say something out of tune to make me angry!"
"Oh, hehe, you don't want to marry him, do you?" Fan Ning blinked, and then asked a strange question.
This question made the four girls stunned, especially You Qing, whose eyes seemed to rekindle hope, and the excitement was undoubtedly revealed, but it was only a flash and it was pressed to the bottom of her heart.
"That, that's not true, it's just, I just think, oops, mother, I can't talk about it, it's quite messy anyway!" Yulan's face changed several times, squeaked and whined for a while, and finally stomped his foot and said.
"Only when there is him in my heart will there be chaos, and there will be chaos without him. Lan'er, your heart is in turmoil, how can his heart not be chaotic? The most difficult thing to understand between heaven and earth is love, and the most unpredictable thing is also love, you are about to get married, and from now on hand in hand, the end of the world is together, how can it not be chaotic?" Fan Ning raised her eyes to look at the team on the expedition, and said faintly, her words also contained an obscure sigh, as if her heart was also messy.
"Mother, how do you know that his heart is also messed up? As if you know him well. Yulan looked at her strange mother and asked with a deep groan.
"Okay, don't delay here, pack up and prepare for everyone to clean up the battlefield. Fan Ning was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then said with a faint smile.
"Mother, you're so strange today!" You Lan shook his head, looked left and right, and found that Fan Ning's expression was a little resentful, so he spoke.
"Maybe, seeing your current appearance reminds my mother of some old things from the past, it's nothing. Fan Ning looked at her, then at You Xiang, You Jia and You Qing, who were also staring at her curiously, and said softly.
"Mother, how do I feel like you're messier than me!" Yulan blinked and said again.
"Silly child, how can my mother be more messy than you? Don't think about it, if you have that time, you should still think about how to teach your husband and children!"
Hmph, after becoming a parent, I will redouble my hard work and strive to pursue a higher realm, so that I will not guard that bastard and live a small life!"
"Then, then you still promised to marry him?"
"Hmph, after marrying him, see how he hides things! At that time, all the good things will have to be handed over to the old lady, otherwise, he will never be allowed to go to bed!"
"You, who did you learn this from?"
"He said it himself!"
"Hey, it looks like you're not messed up at all!"
"Who said that? People are already in chaos! It's just that I am a little worried about what to let him do first, whether to confiscate the property first, or let him refine a few furnaces of good pills for me first, or to forge a few high-grade magic weapons first. ā
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