Volume 1 Three Feet Move the World 95.Drunken madness, drunken madness, borrowing wine to go crazy
In the Drunken Immortal Building, a group of running hall guys looked at each other.
This burly man is a dart head in the city, will have some martial arts and has also been a guard to walk through the north and south, is a man who has seen some wind and waves, and the relationship between him and Lin Crooked poetry is not bad on weekdays, but the only thing is that this Hong dart head is immoral after drinking, and he loves to drink the most on weekdays, and he always quarrels with people after drinking.
Seeing that no one in the hall answered, the burly man snorted coldly and took out a silver ingot from his arms.
"Twenty taels!"
"Don't dig it out, this cup of hoof is not sold in a small shop. β
Lin Crooked Shi saw that Hong Darthead was getting more and more drunk, and waved his hand again and again and said with a smile, and after that, Lin Crooked shouted, "Back kitchen, fry three taels of soft yellow and a pot of Qinggui for Hong Darthead, on the account counter." β
Fried soft yellow is also the signature of the drunken fairy building, between the leg of mutton and the body of the lamb there is a finger of the tender meat folk called cucumber strips, this cucumber strips are extremely tender enough to be eaten raw, a sheep can only come out of two taels, extremely rare, the drunken fairy building will wrap this cucumber strip with some dense powder into the oil to cook, three or five breaths will be fished out, the fried mutton is very tender, the taste is coveted.
As soon as the guy who ran the hall noticed, the drunken man Huo Ran got up, pointed at the shopkeeper Lin Crooked Shi and scolded: "Who the hell is rare your fried soft yellow? Do you really treat Lao Tzu as a meal? If Lao Tzu can't eat your rock sugar hooves today, you won't be able to open this drunken fairy building." β
This scolding is to disperse all the noise of the drunken fairy building, nearly 100 diners looked at the drunk man with interest, this Hong dart head drunk and immoral things are well known in Chang'an Beicheng, this guy is not ashamed of the tight, today scolding tomorrow will still be able to lick the face and walk in, do not care about whether it is shameful yesterday, the so-called lack of wine is difficult to drink, this drunken fairy building is crowded and there is no singing song of the green pity skirt hairpin, now this male Wuhan Zi is embarrassed and conspicuous, and it can be regarded as adding some scenery for this group of diners.
When the atmosphere in the Drunken Immortal Building was cold, the doorman who greeted the guests outside cleared his throat and shouted loudly: "Cheng'an Salt Transport Envoy Zhu Hong has arrived." β
I don't know if this door is unintentional or intentional, in the salt transport made this official position particularly accentuated the voice, the originally quiet drunken immortal building has a lot of noisy tables and chairs moving, the nearest few famous Qingliu scholars from the main gate hurriedly got up and respectfully said a few times I have seen the adult.
At the main gate of the Drunken Immortal Building, a fat figure dressed in regular clothes slowly walked into the Drunken Immortal Building, the man's body was extremely fat, and he walked full of body swaying, and the weather had not warmed up in the early spring, but this was full of sweat from the salt transport of Anjun County, Sanpincheng.
This salt transport makes Zhu Hong the owner of the last rock sugar hoof, Lin Crooked poetry is a stubborn character, seeing the assassin Shi Taishou is almost the same, only with this pig-like Zhu Yanyun has a very good relationship, according to the Lin Crooked poem that made the famous poem "View Tower", this Zhu Hong is not a few confidants in this life, there are too many clumsy people in this world, only this wish adults can read the ink they left.
Since the new Taishou Sun Ting Ru Sun went to office, the salt transport made Zhu Hong come to this drunken immortal building less and less, has been waiting in front of the saddle and behind the horse and the horse, at first Lord Taishou had to go to the Jin family every day to ask for hexagrams, I don't know why the adults did not go after the monstrous thunder that day.
After a few days, Lord Sun has not gone out in the house, which also made Zhu Yanyun, who was used to being lazy, breathe a sigh of relief, just a few days after resting, Lord Taishou Sun began to assign official duties, if there was any official business in the past, Zhu Hongding would come up with all kinds of reasons to shirk and avoid, for him to be able to lazily eat a cup of rock candy hoof, but it is better than anything.
But now it is not as good as in the past, who is this Taishou Sun Tingru? That is the eldest grandson of Sun Qinyang, the Taibao of the Dynasty, who can appoint you is to look up to you, how many officials are there in this Cheng'an County? Why does this matter fall on his head Zhu Hong alone? This is called ability, I don't know how many people are envious of it, and the matter of official career is not just to climb a thick trunk to ride the dragon to the sky.
Therefore, this half moon salt luck makes Zhu Hong Daiyue go out early and return late to even have very little time to rest, how can there be time to come to this drunken immortal building to satisfy his appetite, and he can't spare time today, but who knows that when passing by the drunken immortal building, the extremely clever door on weekdays stopped himself, saying that someone made trouble today, and begged several times to ask for urgency, before inviting this Lord Zhu in.
As soon as I heard that Lord Yanyun arrived at Lin Crooked Poetry, I was happy in my heart, and then there was that Hong Dart Head was a person who loved to borrow wine to go crazy, and today I should not know where to provoke anger and have nowhere to vent here, this Hong Dart Head is a reckless man who is not fake but not a fool, naturally understands the weight of the three words of this salt Yun envoy, Lin Crooked Shi hurriedly climbed out of the tent, and the merchants in the market had to learn from the literati to make a salute, and said loudly: "Drunken Immortal Building greets Lord Yanyun." β
As soon as Zhu Hong entered the main hall, he felt that the atmosphere was wrong, in the past, the drunken immortal building was full of people, but today it is surprisingly quiet, in addition to those Qingliu scholars and a burly man full of wine is eyebrows and angry eyes, he understood what was going on, and the fat salt made his eyes squint slightly, glanced at the burly man, and said in a deep voice: "What's the matter?"
Shopkeeper Lin Crooked Shi pulled out a wenge wood carved Taishi chair for Zhu Yanyun, this Taishi chair is a rare thing, not that this wenge wood is rare, but this size is very different, the normal Taishi chair is only two feet and one inch wide, Lin Crooked Shi in the hand of this full three feet two inches, carved with Ganoderma lucidum single seat, just because Zhu Hong is wide and fat, the ordinary Taishi chair is uncomfortable to sit on, Lin shopkeeper deliberately spent a lot of money to order one, this Taishi chair is not allowed to sit on weekdays, only Yanyun Lord Zhu Hong can sit, just this little thing can be seen that Lin Crooked poetry attaches great importance to this rare confidantγ
Lin Crooked Shi helped Zhu Hong sit down slowly, and said with a warm smile in his eyes: "It's okay, it's okay, it's just that the guests are drunk." β
Hong Darttou heard the sentence that the salt transport Lord to the full body of the wine will dissipate most of the half, the wine can not be sad when the thing is sad, when the joy can not be fun, the person who is not strong enough to drink three glasses and five cups will be top-heavy and dizzy, the amount of wine is better to drink a few small jars are also full of drunken wine, the so-called drunken madness is just to borrow wine to go crazy, with this bad alcohol power will usually dare not say and dare not do all over again, the first few times may be unintentional, but after a long time it has become a habit.
This is the case with this Hong dart head, relying on his own martial arts to be strong and strong, after getting drunk, no one will open his eyes to mess around with him for a long time and develop such a problem, when he doesn't drink on weekdays, he is happy and tight, and he seems to have changed his stomach after three or two drinks, but he still has a number in his heart anyway.
As the old saying goes: the poor do not fight with the rich, and the rich do not fight with the officials.
This martial arts man has not been to school for a few days, and he does not understand the big truths in the book, but he understands the more appropriate folk saying: a single person does not fight for power.
Don't say that you have practiced martial arts, that is, you are a rogue with a head and a face on the street, and you need to be respectful when you see the three classes and six rooms of the yamen, not to mention these three-grade masters, this place is not comparable to the imperial capital of Beijing, and the royal relatives and noble ministers everywhere, in this Qiongzhou, a three-grade official is about to reach the sky, how can this kind of Diao people be comparable?
Hong Darttou was not afraid of embarrassment, swallowed all the insulting words in his mouth back into his stomach, sat back slowly, continued to drink and eat as if nothing had happened, and took advantage of the fact that the people around him did not pay attention to the two ingots of silver back into his arms, and he was about to choose the opportunity to leave the place of right and wrong.
Seeing that the reckless and strong man who borrowed wine to go crazy had lost his ability, the diners waiting around him to watch the play also felt bored, and the sound of talking and laughing slowly sounded again, but the momentum of the voice was much lower, after all, there was a third-grade master, no matter what, he had to be more restrained, right?
Lin Weishi was relieved to see that the drunk man was not crazy, and lowered his voice and said in the ear of this confidant: "Thank you, for breaking the siege." β
"It's noon, and the adults will deign to take a bite in the shop?"
Zhu Yanyun looked at the sky, he was already hungry after a busy morning, as soon as he stopped, he felt empty in his stomach when he was hooked by the delicious taste of this drunken fairy building, that is, it was noon, and he couldn't delay much time to eat a bite, Zhu Hong bowed slightly, and he was about to get up.
The shopkeeper Lin Weishi pressed Zhu Hong's arm and said with a smile: "The adult is already condescending so far, how can there be any reason for the adult to move, man, buy a table for Lord Yanyun." β
As soon as the words fell, three guys moved a table of eight immortals, and added a pair of bowl lids for this distinguished guest, this Cheng'an County Salt Envoy is both a distinguished guest and a frequent guest, and the taste is tricky, and it is a unique Chang'an Drunken Immortal Building, and there are only three or five dishes that can enter the eyes of Lord Yanyun, and he is familiar with what Lord Yanyun wants to eat, and he shouted loudly:
"Fried soft yellow three taels, four Huadiao shrimp, a dish of Suqin tofu, warm one or two Qinggui. β
Qing Gui is also the unique thing of the drunken fairy building, the tip of the osmanthus flower in early autumn is brewed into the rice wine, there is the aroma of the osmanthus wine and the bitterness of the osmanthus wine, it is extremely elegant, it is named Qing Gui, the salt transport makes Zhu Hong greedy but not in love with wine, every time one or two wine is also eaten with soft yellow, and then there are more to get drunk.
In the blink of an eye, there was an extra table of cups in front of him, Zhu Hong was not flustered, as if he was accustomed to the situation of the guests in this drunken immortal building, and waved his hand and said: "There is still official business in the afternoon, Qinggui will change the bowl of sour plum soup." β
The shopkeeper Lin Crooked Shi gave an order, and personally took the remaining cup of rock sugar hooves to Zhu Hong, Zhu Hong was stunned for a moment, and said, "There is still this rock sugar hoof today?"
Lin Weishi smiled and said: "What did the adults say, the villain has been kept by the adults for this half month, but the adults are busy with official business and have never been there in person, and they dare not disturb, so they can only wait here." β
In the past half a month, Zhu Hong has been thinking about this rock sugar hoof day and night, and it has appeared three or five times in a dream alone, Zhu Hong has picked up a chopstick regardless of the heat, and after swallowing it, he feels that this life is cheerful, and his tired body has also soothed a little, and he said comfortably: "This half moon is too shou to divide the official duties, it is really flawless, this hoof has been thinking about it for some days." β
Lin Weishi wiped the grease on her hands, gave a deep salute, and said respectfully: "Congratulations to your lordship." β
Zhu Hong sighed slightly, "I don't know if you are high or not, I like this salt and black yarn in my life, and I can't be happy to replace it with a knotted supplement." β
The shopkeeper Lin Crooked Shi poured a bowl of sour plum soup for Zhu Yanyun, and asked respectfully: "Dare to ask why your Excellency has been so busy with official business recently?"
"It doesn't hurt to tell you, it's a happy event, the Holy One is going to be drafted. β